#m*a*s*h s1e15

[thedupshadove]

"Tuttle" is not usually thought of as one of Season One's few Sad Episodes, but if we wanted to, we could stop and think about how Hawkeye tried to bring his childhood imaginary friend to Korea and ended up having to kill him.

[grapehyasynth]

M*A*S*H, S1E15, "Tuttle"

Hawkeye: Okay now, let's see, when was Tuttle born? Trapper: Um, how about 1924? That was a good year for doctors. Hawkeye: Okay. Mother? Trapper: Hmm, yes. Hawkeye: Father? Trapper: One. Hawkeye: Um, uh, religion? Trapper: Uh, atheist. Hawkeye: I don't believe in atheism. Let's make him a Druid. Radar: What's that? Hawkeye: They worship trees. Radar: Ah, tree surgeon. Hawkeye: Druid, reformed. They're allowed to pray at bushes. ... All right, now a little something for Hot Lips. Height: six feet four. Weight: 195 pounds. Hair: auburn. Eyes: hazel. Trapper: Hawkeye? Hawkeye: Hmm? Trapper: I think I'm in love.