#m!Kaphona;

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Who do you consider to be your best friend?

    “These wonderful losers.”

           @axktheterrifyingghost            @hyliianofthewilds              @musedimension (after what happened last night, it’s not a shock)

[axktheterrifyingghost]

Kaphona came in with a panic look. "Hey, something strange just happened! I... I was just relaxing when this ring came out of nowhere and I can't take it off because it won't let me. It's on the finger that people who are wedded wear. Can you help me at all?"

“I appear to be having the same problem as you so I can’t really help you with that. I’m also feeling physically uncomfortable because a wedding involves being bonded or united in holy matrimony which is not something an unholy being should be able to do”

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M!A P Kaphona can now feel pain! *slashes her arm* [ Tyler ]

   Hissing in pain stepping away from the attacker. This wasn’t right… She felt… This was a feeling long forgotten since that incident of her arm being sawed off. Kaphona used the prosthetic arm to knock them out, take their knife and quickly made her way back to the place she now calls home. There was a large gash and only a belt can do so much.

   The pain was in tolerable.                               And her whimpers did not stay quiet.

  [ 1 week ]

[myxsxtis]

    - - - - due for a new promo. Hey, you like Kokiris? How about a Kokiri that is a big fucking chungus?

    Kaphona Deku. Your average small Kokiri (( m o r e like 3′4 tall  )) who loves eating food, climbing on things shes not supposed too, and trying to fight everyone.

    Zelda OC. Private. Selective. Verse/OC/Muse/World friendly. Reblog and I'll check you out!

                    > sign up now and you can call her an ass.

[askmaskedheart]

//I SMELT CLAUS SUFFERING AND YES THIS IS AN ASK. COME. @ ME.// Kaphona laughed at tiny Claus before picking up her friend. "Aw, you're so cute..." Smooching the glass bottle. "Absolutely adorable."

I’m not adorable!

((M!A 4/???????))

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[drownedstatue]

E2 for Bennerfly ;) we all know who he's looking at

((BEN WILL PROBABLY NEVER ACTUALLY MAKE THIS FACE WITHOUT SOME SORT OF M!A EVEN THEN THIS KINDA FREAKED ME OUT

okay let me explain. the emotion i understood was a kind of… desire? that’s what i got from the face so uh.. honestly i don’t think BEN would ever look at Kaphona like this. lmao…?))

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    “...”

Looks around real quick.

“good...”

“perfection.”

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🌸

Send 🌸 to put a flower crown on my muse!

     “It’s lovely thank you, Link! Well made too..” Kaphona gave him a big smile. Using a bit of plant magic and stood on a leaf that helped her be at least his height. Kaphona what are- oh she gave him a friendly cheek kiss. “Thank you!” 

   RIP LINK.

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*BEN voice* I think I love you.

    “You may think so, but I actually do love you.”

     The words felt so familiar. She smiled towards the sky again and started crying once again.

   “I love and your stupid fucking personality!”

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“catch me outside”

   “Dude, we’re outside. What does that even mean? Is it one of Bennerfly’s lame excuse for a meme?”

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Ranji, who r u and where did u come from

   “I’m actually a fairy! Though I wasn’t born with fire powers but with healing. When Kaphona found me, I was trapped under a rock looking for a way to escape and well, she gave me Aven’s powers.”

  “When she told me who Aven was and what he did, I was pissed. I couldn’t believe he did that. But that’s okay because now I get to be the best Fire Fairy there ever existed! Although since I wasn’t made to handle two abilities, my healing ones are much weaker.”

 “Since Kaphona saved my life, I am forever in her debt. I’m her personal Guardian and I will stab anyone.”

 “.... I don’t need one?”

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BITCH ASS KAPHONA LAME AS FUCCKK

    “...”

   “NO ONE CALLS HER BITCH BUT ME.”

  “...It’s too early..”

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Answer

Answer: Muse will have to answer anything that is asked of him/her truthfully, lasts 4 hours

“... Huh? Did you ask something?”

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BUR N BUR NNNN BURRRRRRRNNNN

   “Burn? Burn what?”

  “Burn that tangled bush you call hair.”

 “After you burn in hell.”

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*pours a bucket of mud on her*

   “I’m about to kill a bitch up in this joint. Honestly, do you not know how hard it is to clean my hair? This is gonna take hours.”

“ Maybe if you brush your hair.”

“Maybe if you had friends.”

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    “If I see one more Hylian thinking they’re so cool... I’m gonna strangle them.”

“..But.. Kaphona.. You’re short. You can’t even reach their necks.”