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crimeronan · 4 months ago

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shitpost about the worst timeline to offset that angst post: hunter does his usual thing of assuming everyone in the entire world is out to get luz & so he figures that her Clearly Being A Wreck must be her mom's fault. and not, yknow, that she's been grieving him for months.

so while he's very softly very kindly taking care of her matted hair and hugging her and rubbing her back and whatnot, he's also eventually like, "......do you want me to kill your mom for you? because it seems like she sucks and i will totally kill your mom for you."

past versions of this have involved luz yelling at him. but in this particular one he's being so earnest and she's so content that she's just like "you are so sweet. also i think our upbringing may have been deranged."

#luz is like having spent months now in a place where it's Highly Unusual for people to kill each other #i think maybe both of us actually are weird. and not for the reasons anyone thought back at the castle #no hunter. do not kill my mom. i love you so much.#toh #princess luz au #princess luz au worst timeline #horrible mindscape trauma pals #luz noceda #hunter toh #this is funny to me at least. my sense of humor may be broken. i think they're adorable.

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