#luring disco dollies to a life of vice

[alder-knight]

face melted at the leæther strip set, klaus played sex dwarf as his closer so I pulled my mask down to yell "YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT SMALL BOYS" with him during the beat and i truly feel we shared a moment

[nostalgiachan]

You know, I totally understand that post about "If I never heard Sex Dwarf played at Goth Night again, I wouldn't complain" now because I've heard it ONCE and I never want to hear it again.

[fagrackham]

you’re supposed to hear about sex dwarf by soft cell as a tween with unrestricted internet access and a predisposition to music snobbery not tiktok

[ravenkings]

Isn't it nice, sugar and spice Luring disco dollies to a life of vice

[yippeeangel]

luring disco dollies to a life of vice 🥀

[diivinedecay]

ISNT IT NICE . SUGAR AND SPICE . LURING DISCO DOLLIES TO A LIFE OF VICE. SEEEEX DWWWAAARFFFFF ISNT IT NICEEEEEEE

[s0lemnhypn0s]

So like, I'm insane, so let me share some songs I think are very Crochawk

-Smooth by Santana

"And if you said this life ain't good enough // I would give my world to lift you up // I could change my life to better suit your mood // Because you're so smooth // And it's just like the ocean under the moon // Oh, it's the same as the emotion that I get from you // You got the kind of lovin' that can be so smooth, yeah // Give me your heart, make it real, or else forget about it"

-Your body, my temple by Will Wood

"Amen, I'm only a man // Howling at your face in the moon // Hot damn! But no holy man, kneeling in the stained-glass tomb // As all hell breaks loose, as all hells always do // Oh, what the hell can I do // To have a little more heaven with you? // Hot damn, you are a part of my plan // Cataclysmic Catechism catch-22 // Your body, my temple, baby // Your body, my temple // So, when the cattle fall dead and the waters run red // I'll be your lamb's blood on the wall // God isn't dead, but that's exactly what I've been dreading // After all the meek inherited fuck all // If you help those who help themselves // My superstitions, your visage, my visions // Your body, my temple, baby // Your body, my temple"

-Sex dwarf by Soft cell

"Isn't it nice, sugar and spice // Luring disco dollies to a life of vice // I can make a film and make you my star // You'd be a natural the way you are // I would like you on a long black leash // I would parade you down the High Street // You've got the attraction // You've got the pulling power // Walk my little doggie, walk my little sex dwarf (here doggie, doggie!) // We can make a scene, we'll be a team // Making the headlines sounds like a dream // When we hit the floor you just watch them move aside // We will take them for a ride of rides"

-Paralyzer by Finger eleven

"I hold out for one more drink, before I think // I'm lookin' too desperately // But so far has not been fun, I should just stay home // If one thing really means one // This club will hopefully be closed in three weeks // That would be cool with me // Well, I'm still imagining a dark lit place // Or your place or my place // Well, I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you // I wanna make you move because you're standin' still // If your body matches what your eyes can do // You'll probably move right through me on my way to you"

-To err is human so don't be one by Will wood

"Mm, I could take your life, if you're done with it, sweetheart // You still picking at that? only ate the good parts // Hey, whatever works, I'm a cheap date (Check please!) // Falling off the bone, I'm awful glad we met // We only ever notice what's in front of us // Read over my shoulder, breathing down my neck // Are we on the same page yet, I'm getting old here! // Come on don't you get it? What the heck? // Oh, I could drink your blood if you let me, baby // Drain you o' your love until you hate me // Yes, to err is human, so don't be one // This was a mistake, I'll take my leave // But, before I go, let me know if you see // A little black bag with a toe tag please // If you don't hate me, then reanimate me // Prove it to me baby, lightning in my veins // These instincts I've managed to stave mean // Monsters must be people too, so oh geez! // Oh, I could drink your blood if you let me, baby // Drain you o' your love until you hate me // I will drink your blood 'till your lips turn blue // Drain you o' your love, if you want me to"

-GOOD OLD FASHIONED LOVERBOY BY QUEEN

"I can dim the lights and sing you songs full of sad things // We can do the tango, just for two // I can serenade and gently play on your heart strings // Be your Valentino, just for you // Ooh, love, ooh, lover boy // What're you doing tonight? Hey, boy // Set my alarm, turn on my charm // That's because I'm a good old-fashioned lover boy // Ooh, let me feel your heartbeat (grow faster, faster) // (Ooh-ooh) can you feel my love heat? (Ooh-ooh) // Come on and sit on my hot seat of love // And tell me how do you feel, right after all // I'd like for you and I to go romancing // Say the word, your wish is my command"

"Dining at the Ritz, we'll meet at nine // (One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine o'clock) precisely // I will pay the bill, you taste the wine // Driving back in style, in my saloon, will do quite nicely // Just take me back to yours, that will be fine // Come on and get it // Ooh, love (there he goes again) // Ooh, lover boy (he's my good old-fashioned lover boy, ooh) // What're you doing tonight? Hey, boy // Everything's all right, just hold on tight // That's because I'm a good old-(fashioned, fashioned) lover boy"

[nekronomicon]

Isn't it nice, sugar and spice

Luring disco dollies to a life of vice

I can make a film and make you my star

You'd be a natural the way you are

I would like you on a long black leash

I would parade you down the High Street

You've got the attraction

You've got the pulling power

Walk my doggie, walk my little Sex Dwarf

We can make a scene, we'll be a team

Making the headlines sounds like a dream

When we hit the floor you just watch them move aside

We will take them for a ride of rides

They all love your miniature ways

You know what they say about small boys

[intothetr33s]

who else up luring disco dollies to a life of vice and other such things

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[heartshapedcaskett]

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[softcells]

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[thedevotionaltour]

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[heartbeatkitty]

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[askmalal]

Khorne: I WONDER WHAT EVER HAPPEND TO THE PSYCHOHOBBITS.

Hashut: Didn’t they open for The Clash?

Nurgle: No. He’s talking about those little people from the Safety Dance video.

Khorne: *sighs, like the sound of grinding continental plates*

Me: They were a small group of mutant Halflings. Pitfighters, I think, referenced in First or Second edition of Fantasy Battle.

Tzeentch: Ahh. The editions in which you were relevant.

Me: And the ones in which your avian fetish wasn’t so pronounced.

Tzeentch: Bastard.

Me: Bird-Flu genitals says what?

Slaanesh: Actually, Khorne, I can answer that question. And it’s not sexual. Well, mostly not.

Khorne: DO TELL, OH RIBALD ONE.

Nuffle: “Ribald for her pleasure.” Heh! Am I right, you guys?

Slaanesh: Rude.

Nuffle: But you do that all the time. How come when I....

Khorne: CONSTANTINE VALDOR.

Nuffle: *skitters off, screaming*

Slaanesh: As I was saying. One of them helped to write the song “Sex Dwarf,” and was in the video, background shot.

Me: Weird song, but catchy.

Tzeentch: Isn’t it nice, sugar and spice...

Nurgle: ...luring disco dollys to a life of vice!

Slaanesh: May I continue?

Me: By all means.

Slaanesh: The others bought a “Kenny Rogers Roasters” franchise.

Me: Aren’t those all gone, now?

Khorne: GREAT COLESLAW.

Slaanesh: I think so. They own a Wimpy Burger in 21st Century Terra, now. Down Manchester, I think.

Me: You should visit them.

Khorne: I WILL. MAYBE I’LL HAVE COLESLAW.

Me: Do Wimpy Burger even carry that?

Nurgle: You’d be lucky to find actual beef.

Khorne: THAT’S OKAY. I AM THINKING OF GOING VEGAN.

Neocho: Oooh!

Me: Why?

Khorne: JUST MORE HUMANE.

Me: I see. Well, I would argue that... wait... what?!