#luke helder

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Lucas John Helder

Between the dates of May 3-7, 2002 eighteen pipe bombs were found in rural mailboxes in five Midwestern states in the U.S.A. collectively causing seven injuries and leading to widespread panic in the region. In the set incidents that occurred on May 3, 2002, seven nearly identical bombs were found by mail carriers and residents in or near mailboxes between 10:49am and 2:30pm in eastern Iowa and western Illinois, including this one in Iowa. Six of the seven bombs detonated, injuring four mail carriers and two residents. Each of the bombs had a note in a plastic bag, which stated, "I'm obtaining your attention in the only way I can .... more attention-getters are on the way." On May 7, 2002, the FBI and Nevada state authorities arrested Luke Helder, a 21-year-old college student, who confessed to being responsible for all of the bombs.

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Yearbook photos of Luke Helder (Smiley Face Bomber) from 7th to 12th Grade.

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US Marshalls escort Luke Helder out of minivan and walk him to court.

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my beloved

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Apathy - Sacks of People (Full album)

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og luke helder fan before he got tcc tumblrd

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Leeds United: Meslier, Ayling, Ampadu, Rodon, Shackleton, James, Struijk, Gray, Rutter, Byram, Gelhardt (Greenwood 84).

Subs not used: Klaesson, Darlow, Cresswell, Gyabi, Bate, Drameh. Three games into the season and the crisis at Leeds United continues…. Two more first teamers left the club this week - Jack Harrison joined Everton on loan and Tyler Adams was sold to Bournemouth for £23M plus add ons. In his pre-match press conference, Daniel Farke made it clear that despite all the outgoings and our massive injury list, Willy Gnonto, Luis Sinisterra and Helder Costa are training separately from the rest of the squad and are not available for selection even though they are not injured. Farke wasn't able to say anything specific about possible incomings - only that he hopes that Leeds will have a more competitive squad when the transfer window closes…. The starting line up and bench for the West Brom game were extremely weak yet again, and Farke deserves some credit for the way he's coping with these very difficult circumstances, because he does seem to be getting the best out of the players he has at his disposal. This was a game Leeds should have won. We were the better team, we created more chances and West Brom's goal would have been disallowed for blatant handball if VAR was being used in the Championship. Dan James was our biggest threat going forward and delivered the cross from which Luke Ayling equalised. It's not unreasonable to believe that we would have won this game if Gnonto and Sinisterra had been involved. The sooner we get that situation resolved and sign some more players the better….

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John Kricfalusi tries to define the Spümcø style(s) in the sixth season of The Ren & Stimpy Show, the “Adult Party Cartoon” episodes.

The layout artists applicable here are

John Kricfalsui

Vincent Waller

Helder Mendonca

Fred Osmond (@fredosmond-blog)

Katie Rice

Jessica Borutski

and of course the amazing LUKE CORMICAN of Teen Titans GO! fame

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Suck It And See [0.3]

A/N: Is anybody actually reading this? I’m finding it hard to tell 🥺

The children were loud and obnoxious, all chattering and boasting about what they'd done on their summer holidays. Jade too was on the bus, sat at the very front seat, alone. All she had to keep her company was her iPod, listening to an emulsion of Radiohead and The Strokes on repeat. The school bus soon pulled into the grand, church-like brick building, seemingly in the process of decay as ivy vines choked out chips of brick and moss was in the process of growing in the cracks. The children all rushed off the bus in a frenzy, passing by the grumpy, grumbling bus driver who sat in his chair with a slump.

Jade stood up once all the kids had flooded out. She stuffed her iPod and headphones into her bag and passed the grumpy bus driver. He looked sad, and not just because the summer was over. So, being the kind soul she was, Jade gave him a smile.

"Thank you. Have a good day, sir," she said. The driver was surprised at her acknowledgement, not many children took the time to talk to him. He smiled back at her and his entire face seemed too light up in a different ray.

"Yeh're very welcome, miss," he said.

Jade hopped off the bus and looked up at the harrowing, looming brick building. The fairgrounds were littered with boistering and bouncing kids ranging between the ages of 12-17, none of them paid much attention to Jade as she walked towards the door. She quickly spotted Oliver standing at the fence, smoking up with his lacrosse mates. He met Jade's eyes and gave her a warm smile and a wave. Jade waved back shyly.

The bell rang and the children flooded into the school halls. Jade kept her eyes focused on the class itinerary that was given to her by the administration. She was trying to find her homeroom. It wasn't as though the school made it easy for her, many of the numbers on the door had been scratched out and faded with age. As she had her head down, she was not paying attention to where she was going, and she suddenly collided into another body.

"Hey!" Jade jumped back in surprise and embarrassment, her cheeks heated up when she realised what she had done. Another young girl, probably about her age, was glaring at her. She tossed her jet-black hair behind her shoulder with an aggravated huff.

"Yeh wanna watch where yeh're going, mate?" She said to her. Jade put her hands up and backed away slowly.

"My bad," she said. The other student was struck by Jade's accent, she clearly wasn't from around here, "I'm just tryna find room..." Jade had another glance at her paper, "A44,"

The other student's glare softened suddenly, and she started to relax, "Well as it 'appens, tha's my 'omeroom. Yeh can come wif me, yeah?" She said.

Jade nodded quickly as the girl started down the hall, "yeah," she followed closely behind her, her toes smashed together in the tight tip of her polished black Mary Janes. The other student took notice of her chunky, strappy shoes and hummed.

"I like yehr shoes," she said.

"Thanks," Jade replied shyly, "Erm... I'm Jade, by the way,"

"Sasha," the girl said, she then took another hard look at Jade, "Why'd yehr folks name yeh Jade? Yehr eyes aren't green,"

Jade shrugged back, "I dunno. Never bothered to ask," she said.

Sasha lead Jade through the ocean of bustling kids until they came to the door marked A44. Sasha marched in without hesitation, but Jade was weary as she set foot on the freshly polished tile. The room was full of young tenth years, none of them paid attention was they settled in. Some were talking loudly, others were making origami planes and throwing them at each other. It was just Jade's luck that Flora was in her homeroom class. Her cousin was sat in the back row with another bunch of girls, talking quietly amongst each other. As Flora saw Jade, she immediately stopped talking and turned her friends attention towards her cousin. Jade felt very self conscious as they stared her down.

She went to grab the seat next to Sasha, but another student suddenly grabbed their backpack and dropped it onto the open seat, stopping Jade cold in her tracks. She looked up at the other student with dismay; she was a pudgier girl with curly, frizzy brown hair and fat fingers. Jade couldn't take her eyes away from the snaggle tooth incisor that peaked out from under her top lip, like some sort of ugly dog. She had a mean glare that would make a bull mastiff jump out of its skin. Jade was beginning to get annoyed with this town's cold demeanor towards her.

"You mind if I sit there?" She asked the pudgier girl. She stuck her nose up in the air and scoffed back.

"I'm using it, yeh see. Go sit at the front wif then other losers," she barked back.

Jade turned her head to the front row of desks. There were only three boys sitting at the front, talking amongst themselves and not paying attention to the scuffle behind them. Jade's irritation reached a new peak as she turned back to the other girl. Without a word, she grabbed the ugly green and red backpack and dropped it back onto the floor with a loud thud. The noise was loud enough to jolt everyone's attention towards her, including Flora's. Including the boys at the front row. Sasha just watched the mousy brunette with surprise, and a smug smirk made it way to her face as Jade glared down at the other girl.

"Looks like the seat's opened up, love," she said. The girl was at a loss for words as Jade took her seat and waited patiently for the teacher to walk in. Sasha chuckled under her breath.

Meanwhile, one of the boys at the front, Alex, small and lanky he was, couldn't tear his eyes off the new girl. He and his mates were taken by surprise at her actions towards Missy Calders, one of the meanest girls in school. The boy next to him, Matt, couldn't help but chuckle as well.

"I've never seen the snaggle tooth 'anging open like tha'," he whispered to him. Alex couldn't wipe the excited grin off his face neither, he had to admit that that was awesome.

And just like that, the teacher walked in, and class had begun...

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A full day of orientation had quickly become exhausting for Jade. It mostly consisted of introducing herself to students over and over again, and constantly being asked where her Geordie accent came from. Luckily, Jade had Sasha in most of her classes for the day, she stuck close by her side as the day passed. Sasha turned out not to be as terrifying as Jade initially thought, she was sweet really, a bit of an outsider from the rest of the grade. Jade could tell from the way she carried herself with such pride how she didn't give a damn what other people thought of her. Jade wished she too could do that just as easily.

Being the new girl in school was tough, especially in the cafeteria. Even just standing in the line for the hot bar, she found herself getting the most obscene looks from other students. Did she attract some sort of weird attention to herself? Was it just her accent that threw others off? She wished she could find Sasha in the crowd of students, she had brought her own lunch instead. Smart her, she didn't have to wait in line.

In her lunch tray was a plain looking slice of pepperoni pizza, an apple, and a juice box. She wasn't hungry, but she knew her mother would urge her to eat anyhow. She missed her mum, desperately. She had tried to phone home last night, but alas, there was no answer. Her mum was probably fast asleep, and her father was probably with his new girlfriend. Neither of them bothering to think of Jade.

"Oi! Helders, you dumb fuck!"

Jade suddenly jumped when she heard a loud slam from behind her. Everyone's heads in the cafeteria turned towards the commotion, finding a large, gruff-looking behemoth of a boy grabbing a younger kid by the lapels of his school blazer. He was one of the boys that had been sitting in Jade's homeroom this morning. He was a bit larger as well, with a head of curly hair and a bad case of acne, but his snarling face was mean enough to match his pursuer.

"Wha's yehr problem, Luke?" He spat in the older boy's face. Luke pulled the younger boy closer to get in his face, seething red.

"I know yeh was the one 'ho wrote about me ma in the loo!" He snarled.

"Yeah? And wha's it to yeh?" The boy replied with defiance. Suddenly, a smaller, lankier boy came running up behind Luke and made a gab from his friend.

"Matt didn't mean it, Luke. 'E were just funnin'," he said.

"Fuck off, Al!" Matt replied, "I meant wha I said and I stand by it. Yehr ma takes strange cock in alley, Fat'ead!"

Jade couldn't believe what was unfolding before her. Where were the bloody teachers to stop this abuse? The students weren't much help either, they all cheered Luke on to meet on Matt some more. She watched in disbelief as Luke grabbed this Matt fool and in a fluid motion, pinned his head down into a random plate of mashed potatoes. The kid whom it belonged didn't dare protest, he just simply got up and ran off before he could get caught in the crossfire. Then the smaller boy, "Al" if she heard correctly, tried to pull Luke off his friend with no results.

"Let him go, yeh big bully!" He shouted at him. Luke shoved him off with ease, "Stay out of this, yeh little pip squeak!" then pulled Matt's head up out of the mash. It was then something sparked within Jade, some form of anger that she had been hanging on to finally bubbled over and snapped. She took the food items off her lunch tray, set them down, and went up behind the giant student without his noticing.

"Listen wisecrack," Luke growled at him, "You and Kermit the Frog over 'ere," he nodded towards the smaller boy, "Are gonna take fookin paint and cover tha' shit up. Then yeh're gonna take a pen and write 'I cream myself in me sleep' over it, and fookin' sign it!"

Matt spat some of the mash out of his mouth and rubbed his eyes, glaring angrily at the older boy, "And if I don't, what'll yeh do? Put me face in the fava beans instead?" He roared.

"Nah. I'm gonna take this tray 'ere," he picked up a lunch tray like Jade's, "And I'm gonna beat yehr arse wif it,"

Jade stood behind the large student, she was too short for him to notice her, unfortunately for him. She slowly raised the tray over her head, "You mean like this?"

With a hard swing, she nailed the big bully over his head and sent him flying into another table. He landed on his back on the open surface of the table, colliding into trays of pizza and pastas, staining his clothes and hair. Everybody stared at Jade with shock, unable to believe that this new little mouse had single-handedly taken down one of the biggest bullies in school.

Matt's jaw had seemed to hit the floor, and Al stood behind Jade with wide, illuminated eyes. He paled as though he had seen a ghost, he couldn't believe then might that had come from this small girl.

"Tha' was awesome," he said to her. Jade turned to him, having it now dawn on her what she'd just done. She was slightly embarrassed, but at the same time, it felt great to let off some steam. For the first time that day, Jade started to smile.

"Thanks,"

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Photos of Luke Helder (The Smiley Face Bomber) performing with his band Apathy around 2000 and 2001.

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i need more luke helder info.

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me

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top 5 shows/fandoms, top 5 songs, top 5 characters from your top 5 shows/fandoms.

put “top 5” anything in my ask and i will answer ok go

Top 5 Fandoms:

Star Wars.

The Walking Dead.

Alien VS Predator.

DC Comics.

Marvel Comics.

Top 5 songs:

Speak To Me by Evanescence.

Run Away by Linkin Park.

Hijo De La Luna by Mecano.

El Enamorado y La Muerte by Alanna.

I Know I'm A Wolf (Courbe cover).

Top 5 Characters from top 5 fandoms:

Star Wars

Aayla Secura, Luke Skywalker, Vera Beroya, Din Djarin, Omera.

The Walking Dead

Connie, Daryl, Javier, Michonne, Carol.

Alien VS Predator

Amanda Ripley, Galgo Helder, Ahab, Alexa Woods, Big Mama

DC Comics.

Diana Prince, Arthur Curry, Cassandra Sandsmark, Jonathan Kent, Mazikeen Smith.

Marvel Comics.

Bruce Banner, Tony Stark, Natasha Romanoff, T'Challa T'Chaka, Wade Wilson.

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After listening to a lot of True Crime podcasts, I feel like the insanity plea is flawed.. like the craziest fuckin criminals are like "oh no! I'm not mentally ill" even though they literally think they are a gift from God here to do the lords work. Their delusions are going to convince them they're perfectly sane and go to prison instead of using the insanity plea to go to a psychiatric facility that's more equipped to help them

It seems like if the insanity plea is usually only used if the defendant chooses, most the time it's gonna be used by sane people who see it as a good alternative to jail.

There have been many delusional people who say "I'm not crazy or delusional, I am perfectly sane doing sane people things" (example: Ted Kazcynski. How was Luke Helder not fit to stand trial but he was??).

Of course from personal experience I am aware this doesn't apply for all mentally ill people as delusions and the such aren't a "one size fits everyone's brains" and are different for everyone, buuut there are definitely plenty of those who are more of the "im a perfectly sane human being" type (obviously, shouldn't even have to clarify that it's not all black and white) .

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Leeds United: Meslier, Ayling, Cooper, Llorente, Alioski, Phillips, Dallas, Roberts (Koch 63), Costa, Raphinha (Shackleton 90+5), Bamford (Struijk 45).

Subs not used: Casilla, Poveda, Hernandez, Berardi, Gelhardt, Klich. This was definitely a candidate for game of the season.... After getting off to a slow start, Man City have been the best team in the league this year and have pretty much got the title sewn up, so beating them at the Etihad was a big deal, especially as we had to play most of the game with 10 men after Liam Cooper was rather harshly sent off just before half time. It's true that Citeh rested a few of their best players ahead of an important Champions League tie, but our victory was still a remarkable achievement, and MOTM Stuart Dallas really demonstrated the full extent of his transformation from the journeyman winger we purchased for £1M in 2015 into the 21st century Paul Madeley he has become under Marcelo Bielsa. Both sides started brightly but clearcut chances were few and far between. Most of Citeh's opportunites fell to Raheem Sterling, who seems to have lost his scoring boots, and it was Leeds who took the lead when a long ball down the left was well won by Helder Costa, who found Patrick Bamford on the edge of the area and he in turn teed up Dallas to strike the ball home via the post. The game then swung in Citeh's favour, after Cooper was initially shown a yellow card for a challenge on Gabriel Jesus, but was then sent off following a VAR review. Marcelo Bielsa immediately withdrew Patrick Bamford and brought on Pascal Struijk to replace Cooper. After the break, Citeh set up camp in the Leeds half, but we defended tenaciously and even began to hit them on the break after Robin Koch was introduced as a third centre back in the 63rd minute, which gave Luke Ayling and Gjanni Alioski a bit more freedom to get forward when the chance arose and Raphinha moved into the middle of the park. Citeh did eventually level the scores in the 74th minute, and continued to keep us under pressure - but it was Leeds who nearly regained the lead in the 85th minute when Raphinha broke through on goal, only to be superbly denied by Ederson. The winner came in the first minute of stoppage time, when a superb through ball from Alioski found Dallas, who fired home through Ederson's legs. That's three wins in a row for Leeds and we're back to a zero goal difference - 49 for and 49 against! We've also notched up 45 points and are almost mathematically safe from relegation. Of the teams in the bottom three, only West Brom can still catch us (in theory) because they could finish on 45 points if they won all their remaining games. Obviously we'd also need to lose all ours, and they'd need to score a lot of goals, as their goal difference is currently -34 (so it's not very likely)....