#lukas is most def dead

[deztryx]

MCSM FALLOUT AU OLIVIA ANGST‼️‼️

Giggles

I was gonna make aiden and the gang the greifers but then I'm like "hmm it would be even more angsty if I used axel with his greifer team or whatever"

I'm still thinkin about it lol

Theres so many plot holes and other opportunities ITS HARD UGGHHHH

[rou-luxe]

THEORIES

babe wake up tragic yaoi dropped *THIS ACCOUNT DOES NOT USUALLY POST ALNST FANTHEORIES. IF THAT IS WHAT YOU WANT THIS IS NOT THE PLACE. theories / commentary / spoilers under the cut

I don't know 100% ALNST lore... most of this is speculation I think some people have commented on this already but apparently the one in the couple who wears white dies (Sua, Ivan) Following this pattern, Hyuna x Luka's relationship is complicated but if we go by that Luka is dying next round... But the next round is Till vs Luka, which would be different from the pattern (Sua vs Mizi, Ivan vs Till)... so maybe to complete the pattern Hyuna puts herself in instead of Till. mom pick me up I'm scared On top of that, Ivan wore black before, but switched to white. Does this have to do with something... (Was Till supposed to die instead...) Luka and Hyuna evidently have VERY different singing styles though so that would be interesting def Also the characters look older (not only the haircut man... they're taller) so I wonder... how much time has passed in ALNST??? and is it proportional to irl time (probably not) Not sure about the other videos I need to check but this time there are human spectators amongst the aliens in the crowd for the first time??? is alnst so powerful that they want to watch the showdown too??? Till sounds like he's about to break poor bb Till's lyrics in the beginning start off hopeless, asking someone to hurt him. To dissolve and drown in someone, to become one with them. Definitely Mizi. When Till's master shoves his face towards the newspaper, he's probably telling him to snap out of it, sing properly and let go of Mizi??? Then Till gets his ahh beat and he reaches for Mizi, his one hope in the darkness "Icy lips" - he already thinks Mizi is dead??? Ivan's eyes look empty. interruption from mizisua sponsor /j Even though the MIZISUA video is more of a backstory video, it also suits Round 1. I think it might suit Ivantill as well hold on When Mizi and Sua found each other (refer to MIZISUA video), Sua has lost hope already, but Mizi's love gives her some hope in the dark. Then they are torn apart, but still want to be together. The one who lives (Mizi) is in grief. Ivan's empty eyes look like he has lost hope, just like Sua. Till gave him a reason to keep going (see: Black Sorrow, their relationship shown in Cure <- this video)

Back to the video Till laying there by himself, Ivan moves the (muzzle?) restriction, maybe to help him breathe Ivan's verse reflects Till's but it's different in multiple ways "Cold words" - Referring to Till? (well... till has always been naturally sassy...) Similar to Till's statement in the first part, Ivan is saying that Till can break him apart and build him back again (mend) I guess they fought and became friends 💀 "I'll drown in you" as well. Till would sacrifice himself for Mizi, Ivan would sacrifice himself for Till (CRIES) Ivan feels "seen" by Till, Till wants to dissolve in Mizi's gaze Why does he reach for the back of Till's neck? Till unawares (sleeping)? Are the two somewhat related? Ivan reaches for Till (love) but Till unaware (once again 💀) Consume me + licking the blood from Till's wound. they really want to become one person don't they 2:46 Ivan turns away from the camera is he giving Till a kiss on the cheek or is he whispering something to Till in his sleep we'll never know

"We shall dance", with "our story". TOGETHER. THEY WANT TO BE TOGET- *gets shot* PLEASE LET THEM BE YAOI AGGHGH everlasting memory this moment will last forever THE KISS SCENE I WAS SO HAPPY AT FIRST AND THEN WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENED I rewatched this video too many times the animation just too pretty man 😭 Till pushes him away I noticed this in a lot of promo arts and stuff because yk Mizi

okay back to the video Ivan's expression when he chokes Till kind of looks like him looking down at the camera like he did at the end of Black Sorrow am I reading too into this Till gives up. He doesn't even fight the choking. Normally this would be uncharacteristic but yk Mizi 😭😭 I'm confused how Ivan gets hit??? I think it's bullets but who knows maybe the rain is possessed or maybe Ivan did it himself Like in Till's song (it's been confirmed by the creators that Till killed his enemy to win apparently), if the enemy is killed then you win. Ivan sacrificed himself so Till could win, so Till could live There was also a theory I read that Luka was pissing off Mizi so she would fight back, so she would continue living BUT LUKA IS A WHOLE OTHER STORY THIS ISN'T ABOUT LUKA WE'RE TALKING ABOUT IVANTILL At the end of MIZISUA video, Mizi wakes up crying in the rain. Till stands in the rain staring at Ivan's corpse (but we don't see the body) The light is focused on Ivan, not Till. The light of Ivan's life has been snuffed out, but it also leaves Till in darkness I was expecting Till to make some sort of movement once the lights turned off but nope omg Luka vs Till... Till is gonna kill his ahh for disrespecting Mizi 💀 THE OTHER YAOI DUO!! WHAT HAPPENED TO HYUNA BRO IS MAMA GONNA DIE WHO INTRUDED imagine if the intruder was luka that would be so funny also there is a heavy heartbeat motif in the kick drums for the song omg there is no heartbeat during the music when - Kid Ivan stares deadly at the camera (it stops there) - Ivan enters stage - They build the heartbeat motif again slowly during the backstory part - back to life. Starts with a single kick then double - Ivan is falling insert ivantill my god my universe memes again, Till is literally Ivan's reason for living

thank you for reading my nonsense ramblings it's 3:30 am Ivantill is worth staying up any day THIS IS NOT PROOFREAD I am CRYING 🔥🔥 WE COPE GOOD NIGHT might draw ivantill fanart... doubt I have time though

[sotogalmo]

8:39

Chromatica by xXtha feels like a Flor song to me..... Now that I'm thinking it's more of a Tov song...

"And the mood turned around with the sky raining down. All the colours of emotions, where I happily drowned and Red turned to hate, and purple negates

The never ending sorrow of the navy blue paint and The green gave a smile, so bright-eyed and wild and Tangled up beside yellow, with love and with wile, And orange told a lie, so cunning and sly and The vials were depleted with a lot more to try."

"Take me away, show me a better place. I found myself drifting through space

The stars talk to me every day; Telling me all the things you create

I saw a kaleidoscope. You felt regret and pain. I've seen the stories of a lifetime- And I want to feel the same."

"Staring at the final product that we worked on for days and The words scattered bright on pages of white

Spinning tapestries of imagery we spun in our mind and

Art makes me fly with creative pride

And without the paint and colours I would burn out and die."

Honestly, Tov dying.... I don't know. But it feels- in character, even if that does sound mean. It feels in character because, while yes, she wants to live for her loved ones; most of them- are all dead (or seem to be dead).

And it's kinda funny. A star becoming the sun, and then dying? Supernova. If I remember correctly. — It's oddly fitting.

Cirrus winning; "clouded days". Feels in character too. Aliens are all clouded by beautiful things. Cirrus is beautiful, and all of that. Reminiscent of Luka with beauty, I would think.

But maybe I'm just mean, and cold

(I don't know who red would be in s39, purple could be anyone- maybe Moran? @/ geospiral / navy blue, gives me Nyx vibes but of course it could be anyone else @/ rockwgooglyeyes / green is definitely Tallis and yellow is also Himei, no doubt to me, @/ lookatmysillies / orange can def just be Dian and Flor and other orange- aligned characters.

"The stars talk to me every day" Tov coded all the way. / "You felt regret and pain. I've seen the stories of a lifetime- And I want to feel the same" this one is the one that doesn't fit but, it's insane how Tov was supposed to be a "idgafer", but then she just didn't turn out to be like one due to her connections) — only gonna tag @ivanttakethis & @cirrusoftheclouds , since both of them are talked more then the others

[ahatintimepieces]

I saw you mention a 'Lukas moving castle' in the tag game and im just :eyes emoji: if you wouldnt mind sharing more about it

askdjcnds Always happy to ramble about aus! It would be mostly based on the movie with a little influence from the book but

Luka is the wizard infamous for eating hearts and lives in a moving castle with a talking fire demon named Snatcher (Snatcher would be a purple flame with his golden jack-o-lantern face) and! Hat and Bow showed up at the castle one day and Luka never kicked them out so they just live there now. Congrats, Luka, you’re a dad (this part is based on the book, where Micheal just showed up one day and Howl hates commitment so never formally accepts Micheal to be his apprentice and Micheal was like "it's free real estate wizard mentor") But! In this au, Luka does adore the girls and adopts/spoils them. In fact, he meets the florist because he went to the hat shop to get a new hat and bow for the girls respectively! Rest under a read more!

The florist would be Sophie in this au. Like Sophie, her family runs a hat shop, but the florist is better suited for flowers~ Which matches the movie in that regard. And when Luka stops in to buy the hat and bow, that’s when Vanessa, as the Witch of the waste comes in. Luka senses this and tries to draw her ire from the hat shop, but Vanessa saw their hands touch while Luka paid, and thus, it was too late. The florist is involved now. (I don’t have a name for the florist in this au yet, I like to mix it up)

That was where I stopped because I was thinking about what I wanted the curse to be for the florist, because I wasn’t sure if I wanted to stick with the original curse that makes her age or if something would be better suited to symbolize her inner conflict! I’m still thinking about it a bit, but I think aging might actually work? Or it might be something to foil Vanessa?

Madame Suliman would Vanessa’s mom and so I would have her be the most sinister role again, and Vanessa would be trying to make her mom proud? Based on the line where the Witch of the waste mentions Madame Suliman finally recognizes her talent and invites her to the castle. (But it would of course, be a trap for Vanessa. I would, again, have to figure out what the difference is between Witch Vanessa and then powerless Vanessa and what she loses with her powers because I do imagine her to be young in this and not merely masking her age like the Witch of the Waste does.)

Luka! Would still have given his heart to Snatcher and turn into a bird monster, but I would keep his natural hair color (and his bird feathers) as brown AND he could begin with black hair as a visual symbolism of him trying to run away from himself. (Howl runs away from responsibilities, Luka runs away from who he was with Vanessa) and instead of a vanity thing, when the florist moves his shampoo potions, it initially turns his hair blond which FREAKS HIM OUT because it reminds him of the last time... he had blond hair... and then it goes back to brown.

Moonjumper is turnip head. A pale blue turnip that an animal took a bite out of shortly after the curse so he’s got a crescent thing going. But, in then end, I imagine Moonjumper would stick around and Vanessa would be the one to go back to the kingdoms and work on repairing relationships between the kingdoms WHICH WOULD require more tweaking her own role in the story and how she interacts with her mom, but like the witch of the waste, Vanessa would be after Luka’s heart but willingly give it to the florist in the end, so the florist could return it to Luka.

Hat and Bow could have been the ones to design the door that leads to all the different places! And I like the idea of them tagging along with the florist to the past where they get to see Luka swallow Snatcher as a falling star... And they’re able to do that through time pieces!

Hat and Bow make Rumbi to help the florist clean? Or Rumbi could just be a dog.

and they’re all just a big fambly in the end ;o; <333 THAT WAS SO LONG but hopefully it makes sense

[grventea]

oh HEY BESTIE

glad to see u aren’t dead 🙄✋🏼

anyways , so i requested luka and chloe with the overprotective i love u but only u kind of dad?? yk?? remember?? u def do i’m too important for u to forget.

anyways ily and i’m so happy ur doing better angel

muaahhhh 💋

HELLO YES I JUST WOKE UP AND HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ILYT !!! <3 SORRY IF THESE ARE A LITTLE SHORT BTW GWJH

chloe and luka reacting to your overprotective dad headcannons 

why does this look so bad wtf-

chloe

I feel like chloe would be a little jealous

I mean her dads the mayor he doesn’t always have time for her and her mom-

yeah

“So your dad’s only nice to you huh, we’ll see about that.”

 When she first meets your dad her ego-

Her ego got crushed 

“You know my dad, the mayor.”

“I don’t need to.”

Like he said it in such a badass tone-

You can hear her ego deflate 

but for you she promises to try and befriend your dad 

will most def send your dad expensive items he cant get easily  

will also send photos of you two hanging out so he knows she really means well 

“So everything you've sent me-”

“....You liked them right? I mean you have to-”

“Yes i do like the- i have to?”

Will annoy your dad lowkey highkey

she means well i swear-

luka

He’s trying to keep his cool

Like you cant tell

But he’s panicking 

“Hi im luka-”

“I don’t need to know your name”

“oH-”

Ngl he would probably have a voice crack during that  interaction 

He wants to be close to your dad just in general so you best believe 

mans is doing anything/the best he can 

“Hey Y/N can you get my fancy pen the one i like?” 

“Oh y-”

“I-ill do it!”

que him walking out to find that fancy pen 

“He doesn’t even know what im talking about-”

Is so nice to your dad like makes song based off him, learns his favorite color so he can wear it etc

“Are you wearing my dad’s favorite color?”

“Do you think he’ll like it-”

He really just wants to befriend anyone at this point

HELLO MY FAVE ANON I HOPE YOU ENJOYED AND IM SORRY THEIR KINDA SHORT SUHSA

as always drink water eat and i love you !! <3

[lady-literature]

A Miraculous DC Crossover

ALL RIGHT!!

I’ve been sucked into this unholy sub-fandom and I have thoughts okay? lots of them. Almost none are coherent and I don’t care. I have no plotline to write a fic but by the gods do I need to get out all my ideas.

Behold:

the Salttm

Lila, obviously. But she’s a petty nuisance at best, and an annoyingly competent akuma to fight at worst. manipulative, but not really dangerous ya feel?

Alya. which like, home girl probably doesn’t deserve but like,,, the drama??

CHLOE REDEMPTION YOU COWARDS

She and Marinette become surprisingly good friends (because I love that for both of them and you can pry it from me cold, dead hands)

Nettie-bug and Queenie

They pick on Adrien together

Mari’s friends Protection Squad That Don’t Take No Shit

Adrien

Chloe

NINO BITCH HE DESERVES MORE LOVE TBH

Alix?? Probably

Luka obvi

Felix (PV)?? Or does Marinette have enough emotionally constipated boys in her life?

(Answer: no. no she does not.)

Nath? He be a good fox tbh. creative and sneaky boi

Kagami!!! I love her

They’re all heroes because I say so.

Felix (Sparrow) is an honorary member even though he doesn’t have a miraculous

He handles PR and other background things along with Chloe

Joined up a few years back when Parisians were getting a bit too critical of the heroes

No Hawkmoth b/c fuck that guy

He existed, just not anymore. Bitch got yeeted

There’s other villains in town now. After Hawkmoth’s defeat other metas/supervillains looked at Paris and was just like, ‘free real estate?”

So now the Miraculous Team are Paris’ Actual Full-Time Hero TeamTM… yay.

Ladybug, Chat Noir, and Abielle (or like, Wasp/Yellow Jacket idk Chloe changes her name because ~identity stuff~) are the core three team. like, the wonder woman/batman/superman trio of the MTeam.

Nath is called Reynard Ambre b/c I love him

The public knows he exists but he’s never seen in battle and no pictures exist.

but there are plenty of instances where Paris knows he out mucking around because those akuma battles always get really weird.

Marinette be the guardian?

Guardian in training

Along with all the other holders b/c jesus. Give the girl a break.

Yeah. I like that Idea. All current holders are training to be guardians as well, but Mari’s going to step up as Guardian Supreme when Fu steps down.

Hero fashion!!!

The Miraculous Team is all decked out in their own merch like 24/7

Rarely is it thier own hero persona tho

Not because of like,,,, secrecy or anything. Just because they’re all nerds who love each other

Marinette is the lead producer of Miraculous Merchandise. It’s like,,, her BrandTM It was completely unintentional too

(Adrien and Chloe financially support her work tho. She designs, makes a prototype, and has her two blondes get others to replicate it)

Half of Paris is wearing her without knowing it

(Go MDC! get it girl!)

She totally makes Gotham inspired outfits because what else would she do????

Don’t get her wrong, most of Gotham’s fashion sense royally pisses her off but it’s fun and hey, supporting her fellow heroes ya know?

She wears a Robin hoodie after being officially acquainted with both Damian and Robin (separately of course)

Damian chokes on something, probably his own tongue.

It confuses Nettie. But then she thinks maybe he’s a fan too? She offers to make one for him but he steadfastly refuses much to his brothers’ amusement.

Might make a robin themed dress?? If so, she crosses paths with Robin when she does, thoroughly embarrassing her and almost sending poor Dami into a crisis.

Rogues Gallery

She makes a lot of designs off the rouges gallery because like, supporting people trying to get better??? also they’re some of the few who’s aesthetic aint shit?

She can’t make all of them because she ran out of time, so the rest get posited up on her Instagram and MDC blog (that’s run by Tikki mostly. She’s a great secretary and gets bored in Mari’s purse all the time)

Everyone is very flattered

Harley, if she ever finds it, immediately commission all pieces and wears them around Gotham don’t @ me

Daminette obvi

Marinette meets him and is just like ‘wow, you’re horrible. I want five’

Marinette, in the group chat later: so I met Kagami and Felix’s love child today

Kagami and Felix, seconds apart: I would never stoop so low

immediately after: Hey what the fuck? Rude

Nino: Nettie, dearest, sunshine, light of our collective lives and reason I breathe, what the fuck

Adrien: Kagami, my love, how could you? the Betrayal

Chloe: ew

Luka: Send pics or it didn’t happen

Nath: [insert the ‘right in front of my salad?’ meme]

Whenever they cross paths as Robin and Mari, he’ll just like,,, appear from nowhere hanging upside down spiderman style. Mari finds it endearing but she also wants him to stop scaring the shit out of her

Nicknames, because I have an unhealthy obsession with them, alright?

Misc Mari names: Bug, Bugaboo, Buginette, Madame President/Colonel (when the Team’s being cheeky), Princess, Marigold, Nettie (by like, Nino and Alix)

Jason calls her Pixie-pop

The bird boys call her Nightingale/Mockingbird in like, honor of her being a kickass civillian

Mari refers to them as ‘the flock’ (and bird-brains after getting to know them better)

Damian calls her: Starling, Habibti, ya qamar(my moon), malaki (angel), ya wardati(my flower) (b/c like, angel’s cute an all but I just think Damian’s way more dramatic than that tbh. he’d put thought into his nicknames)

Mari calls Damian: mon soleil (my sunshine) (because symmetry and also Mari thinks she’d hilarious), Birdie, petit oiseau/oisillon

I like the idea of Jagged being a native Gothamite tbh

it’s just so fun honestly???

He’s probably the reason the MTeam are in Gotham in the first place? maybe? anyway, the class is there, right? right. 

Kagami, Luka and Felix are all holding the fort down in Paris. Ain't no akumas but sometimes they need backup so when certain heroes need to disappear, Nath has Trixx set up an illusion of whichever one so they can slip away with the horse miraculous.

Mari’s the one who has to leave the most because she’s still Paris’ damage control, so like,,,,, ya know.

Mari doesn’t get left behind, at least not on the first day b/c come on people! She has plenty of friends in class watching out for her and a semi-competent teacher who does care even if she’s non-confrontational to a fault.

She does eventually become separated from the group. Half because of Lila and half because she’s always fucking late and got distracted.

She actually runs into one of the civilian batfam in the first place because the class was allowed an hour or so to wander around the shopping district or whatever to explore/buy things/get food. They just needed to return to the meetup spot at a certain time but Mari is like ten minutes away when it’s five minutes to the meetup

So she’s just… fucking booking it and completely takes out this trained vigilante without trying to.

Mari, as she’s groaning on the ground, tangled around a boy: By Kwamii, I thought my luck was supposed to be good Tikki.

That or like, the subway doors close before she can get on them and the rest of the class ends up ahead of her leaving her to get caught up on some bullshit in the next train or smth.

Oh, like. Of course it’s her train that gets held hostage. Wonderful.

(Later, Mari will rant at Tikki about her luck. A common conversation between the two tbh.)

This could be where she officially meets the Batfam as the Batfam. Or, like. A couple of em, at least.

Marinette getting serial adopted by the whole goddamn batfamily because i will die for this trope tbh i dont even care

The Robins nickname her Nightingale before they realize she’s Ladybug

They still call her that after but it’s not with the intention of making it her hero name anymore

Her and Alfred are def bros you don’t understand

Actually, Gina and Alfred are old friends. Mari totally knows Alfie before the bat fam and calls him Poppy/Pépé

which floors the batfam because what? Since when does that happen???

Alfred and Mari never, like, actually met in person before, but video chats exist and Gina def talks about the two to each other so it’s like they may as well know each other.

I also like the idea of Alfred being a former holder, probably the peacock. I would adore that

Just,,,, so many fun hero shenanigans

Yeah sure. The batfam are super detectives and have a history of figuring out people’s identities in no time at all. Whatever. Where’s the drama in that though? The showmanship?

Fuck canon, the Miraculous all have glamours because magic bitch and it plays fucking hell on the Batfam and all their shit

Every single Batfam member is simultaneously pulling their hair out because they don’t know who these heroes are???? Why can they figure them out?? Confusion???????

Miraculous team is just…. Straight up laughing at them. The poor dears.

That one gag where it’s a well-known secret that Mari has connections to every Parisian hero and is basically their own personal catering service/comfort place.

Also, it’s the worst kept secret in Paris that Mari is Multimouse

None of the MTeam have confirmed that rumour but they also don’t deny it.

they actually started the rumour. If all of Paris thinks Mari’s the mouse, a temporary hero, no one’s going to think she’s Ladybug/or that she’s an easy target to go after

chloe actually came up with that one

Mari meeting all of Damian’s ‘associates’ (ie pets)

She adores all of them and they her.

Especially GOLIATH, why isn’t he talked about more honestly???? He’s GREAT

She meets Goliath as Ladybug and Robin is just… so done with him??? You are supposed to be a fearsome beast and a professional why are you rolling over and expoSING YOUR STOMACH??? Meanwhile, Ladybug is just: Awww! Who’s a good boy? Who’s the best boy? You are! Look at how handsome you are! Cute widdle baby-

Miraculous Team hanging on the roof of their hotel kinda chilling

Maybe having a debate about doing some free-running/parkour?

Also maybe about whether or not they should be heroes while in Gotham

MT being like, why can’t we go and stop an armed robbery? we can help!

“Gotham already has very active heroes-”

“Vigilantes!”

“-whatever. I don’t want us stepping on any toes. This isn’t our terf and Batman’s known for being strict about Metas rolling around here.”

“We aren’t Metas though.”

“I don’t think he’ll enjoy splitting that particular hair, Nino. Just- not unless lives are at stake, okay? Emergencies only.”

“Yes, Colonel Ladybug.”

This debate most def gets crashed by batfam and confusion ensues upon both sides

batfam didn’t hear anything, they’re just really confused about these french kids hanging out on a roof in Gotham

Just.... yes. all of that. I have like, more but those are not organized or even remotely coherent. here you go! I might write for this but I already have other fics rn so... it wouldn’t be for a while. and as I said, I have no plot.

take this though, i guess. *throws confetti*

[curiousscientistkae]

oh yeah since I have new peeps here is a rundown of myshe ra kiddos +finally adding some i never talked about. Ages are just to show gaps between kids, they are not "canon". Under the cut stuff. I uh....ramble

Glimmadora:

Harper-20, eldest daughter/child. Born Feb 1st. She/Her, Demi-Bi. Heir to Brightmoon, gets called 'AJ' (Adora Jr) a lot by Glimmer since she looks and acts a lot like Adora. Has shoulder length two toned blonde hair (top half light like She-ra, bottom darker like Adora) with sparkles at the edns, sparkling purple eyes shaped like Adora's, tan skin like Glimmer, glasses, sometimes wears a hearing aid in her right ear. Has cream/purple wing markings on her back that later will turn into feathery cream wings with purple tips.

Sound based powers (cause my brain was like light and sound) but still can create light stuff they just make sounds also. Also can turn invisible. Being unable to control the powers as a toddler, she lost her hearing in her right ear. Everyone in the family knows sign language.

Smart af, witty, as the eldest of all the kids can be protective to a fault, anxious, wants to not fuck up and be a great queen. Will overwork herself and is a perfectionist, though can be forgetful. Is a great shoulder to lean on/be listened to.

Grows to 6' (she got them angella genes (who is alive in this au, not micah) and athletic build like Adora. Named to match the 'er' at Glimmer's name, her sound powers, and the Lyra constellation. Glimmer was the one to have her.

Mira-13, youngest daughter eldest twin. Born July 9th. She/Her, Lesbian, about 5 mins older than Micah. Powerless Princess. Got her great aunt and grandpa's hair color, pale skin (same as Adora), ice blue eyes shaped like Adora's, freckles on face. Usually has hair in ponytail held up by that butterfly pin from princess prom. Also almost always has a red cloak around her. Called 'Mimi'

Born with no magic and not connected to the moonstone (long story short in my au, First Ones cannot use magic without help or it will kill them. Mira got the most FO genes thus she cannot use magic. Whole ass idea i need to explore). Tries to make up for it with fighting skills. While she doesn't show it a lot, she hates the fact she is powerless and will not grow wings either.

Clever, rebellious, loves to explore. Can have a temper to her, wears her heart on her sleeve. Natural born leader. Butts heads with her mothers the most and has run away a few times (once for a very very long time heh). At the end of the day, she doesn't want to be in the shadow of anyone/wants to make her own mark.

Grows to 5'6", chubby build like Glimmer. Named to match the 'ra' in Adora's name and the 'Mi' in Micah's name. OG she was going to have healing powers before I got rid of that so it was also sort for Miracles. 'Mira' is a star, one that is an actual shooting star. Adora was the one to have her

Micah-13, youngest child only son. Born July 9th. He/Him and They/Them. Demi-Boy. Bi, about 5 mins younger than Mira. Has spell powers. Messy, chin length dark purple hair (the same shade as the bottom half of Glimmer's hair), sky blue eyes with sparkles and shaped like Glimmer's, freckles on face. Light tan skin (between his sisters). Has purple wing markings on back and later will get purple feathered wings. Called MJ (Micah Jr) or Mickey

Like his grandfather, great aunt, and Ma before him, he can use spells. Struggles with it but eventually learns he is best at defensive ones. They look up to many of the guards in the castle and wants to be one when he grows up.

Quiet, soft spoken, nervous boy. Def keeps his twin sister from doing something totally stupid. Trusting, sometimes too much, can hold grudges if wronged badly. Tries to see the best in others. Named to honor his grandfather, they want to live up to them and be a great sorcerer

Grows to 5'11, more avg/a bit stocky build. Named to match the 'Mi' with Mira and as Micah is dead in this still (i made them a long time ago) after him. Adora was the one to have them.

Scorpia's Kid

Onca-13, only child of Scorpia. Born May 4th. They/Them. Non-binary Pan. Magicat/Scorpion. OG a scorptra kid but Catra no longer with Scorpia. Has medium length snow white hair, usually in a small pony tail, light brown skin, amber eyes (only iris has the color not the whole eye). Cat fangs and white cat tail. Has those scorpion shouler pads and venom their fangs (not as strong as their mother's) and blue blood. No fur. Called 'Onc' or by Scorpia her 'Lil' Kitling'

Has electrical powers like Scorpia. Venom will only make the part they bite numb, does not fully knock anyone out. Is quick on their feet.

Laid back, quick to adapt, resting bitch face, can be a little lazy, sometimes acts without thinking, and easily distracted. Before growth spurt, they were small and grew a hatred of being seen as always needing help. Just a gentle giant really.

Grows to 6'3, strong build like Scorpia. Named after the latin species name of the Jaguar.

(i so need to work and the following kids more rip)

Bowfuma

Robin-18, eldest son/child of Bow and Perfuma. Born March 20th, He/Him. Gay. Dark brown skin, dark brown, short hair, dark brown eyes. Wears glasses. Has plant powers. Called Robby. Heir to Plumeria.

Plant powers are a WIP kind of, might be like Perfuma or a little dif but is connected to the Runestone. Knows some archery but prefers a crossbow.

Self assured, he knows who he is and what he wants to do, fair-takes both sides of an argument into account. Is the least likely to cause shit. Can be messy and hates when his things are moved. Procrastinator.

Grows to 6', lean build. Named after both Robin Hood, the archer, and the bird

Eliza-16, only daughter. Born Sept 15th, She/Her, Aro/Ace. Dark brown skin, dark brown hair in two braids, dark brown eyes, freckles. Needs glasses but wears contacts. Powers allows her to talk to animals. Called 'Liza'.

Also connected to the runestone, Eliza and talk to animals. She actually started to talk to them before speaking to her parents. When she talks to them, to others it sounds like she is making the animal sounds.

Passionate and loves animals. While her cousin Mira puts her energy into trouble, she puts it into being outside and building things or helping her mom and dad. Hates being stuck inside. Can be whimsical. Loves to be challenged and doesn't back down from stuff, even when maybe she should. Can be a bit dense.

Grows to 5'8", lean build. Named after Eliza Thornberry.

Ash-15, youngest of their siblings. Born Nov 23rd. He/She/They genderfluid. No real label-uses queer. Medium brown skin, medium length, wavy blonde hair, dark brown eyes. Freckles. Has no powers but does not mind it at all.

Unlike his younger cousin, Mira, Ash does not care they do not have powers or are not next in line for the thorn. They are happy to just learn from their father or others. Kind of a jack of all trades.

Has a big heart and a love for all life. Once she is set on something, she sees it through to the end. Very observant of the world and what goes on in it. Can be impatient and doesn’t always take things seriously. Jokes way to often. Free-spirit

Grows to 5'10", thin build like his mom. Named after the type of tree which you could use to make a bow.

Seamista

Newt-18, oldest and only son of Sea Hawk and Mermista. Born Dec 11th, Trans Man He/Him, Pan ace. Dark brown skin, dark brown eyes, short blue hair. Has no runestone powers but can still turn into a merman when in the water.

Newt was next in line for the throne but stepped down, not liking the idea of being a king. He likes to spend time at the beach, swimming, and enjoying being in the sun. Usually keeps his sisters from killing each other.

Hard worker, does not usually slack off, does hate being in the spotlight. Humble. Good at reading emotions. Can lose track of time easily. Has his mother's dry sense of humor. Will faint at the sight of blood

Grows to 5'7", build like Sea Hawk. Named for the salamander that is associate with fire. And with it being an amphibian and transitioning from one stage to another, kind of works there also.

Sandra-15, oldest daughter. Born Mar 7th, She/Her, Pan. Medium brown skin, brown eyes, dark long brown curly hair. Has water based powers (still a WIP whoops). Can turn into a mermaid when in the water.

After her brother stepped down, she is now the heir to her kingdom. Still working a bit on her powers but is connected to the runestone. FIGHTS with her sister all the time.

Very much a girly girl, loves pink, skirts, sparkles, all that jazz. Takes her role as princess seriously. Dutiful and punctual. Hates messes, likes things to be neat. Does not like things randomly being dropped on her.

Grows to 5'8", Mermista's body build. Nickname is Sandy and is called that the most. Named cause yeah....sandy.

Yamuna-12, youngest child/daughter. Born Apr 13th, She/Her, Greyromo/sexual Lesbian. Long blue hair though will dye it many colors, usually orange, light brown skin, brown eyes. Water powers. Cannot fully turn into a mermaid when in the water, just gets webbing and gills.

She can control the temperature of the water around her, freezing it or boiling it at will. Is a great sailor

Pure Sea Hawk child, pretty much his clone. Wild, hyper, will set shit on fire. Takes pride in everything she does. Will blurt out things without thinking and can be pushy. Doesn't like to be told to do things. Zero filter.

Grows to 5'2", small body build. Named after one of the largest rivers in India.

(these guys are VERY WIP so not much to them)

Ada-Entrapta child, on the younger end. Adopted, trans woman, het. Does love robots and what not, helps their mom out a lot. Probably can run on little sleep and still be fine. Name was given to me by my good friend Dorku named after Ada Lovelace, a mathematician and first computer programmer. Very close with Onca

Luka and Felix-Catra's sons, adopted. Both magicats. Catra moves away from everyone and wouldnt really come into focus until much much later when Mira runs off. Luka and Felix idk ages yet but are only a year apart in age. Luka means light (he is one of Catra's lights now) and Felix is a cartoon cat. Would become close friends with Mira later on

(im too lazy to proof lmao and free to ask questions or change stuff up lmao god)

[inklingofadream]

I am absolutely stuck on the image of Jon inviting Martin to stay at his and Daisy's apartment post-Prentiss. Did he just forget about the deadbolt? Is this so normal to Jon he forgot how weird that is? Does Daisy still use it? So many questions, so many amazing possibilities.

i feel like if they ever have ppl over they’re like... other sectioned  cops. and so if they went upstairs and saw the deadbolt* with their prior knowledge of daisy being v protective and jon being kinda a troublemaker (bc there’s no way being kidnapped significantly reduces his wandering or general bad idea generation) it’s really easy for them to be convinced that this is the only effective way daisy could ground jon. y’know, 15,16,17′s a lil old, but my parents used to use the doorknob lock to lock me in my room for timeouts when i was like 6. it’s not that out there. and by the time he’s an Adult and it is definitely weird, they’re either less in contact with daisy’s cop friends or it’s fallen into the background of everyone’s mental image of their house and been accepted as normal. even jon only rlly thinks about it when daisy goes somewhere for a few days and locks him in.

* (i have a v detailed mental blueprint of their house, the money comes from daisy using vague future memories of like when the housing crash happened and major sports events + stealing from suspects (before her acab realization) + it was a fixer upper a coworker’s relative was willing to sell cheap as like an act of charity for this young woman raising her brother solo + tbh maybe safehouse period martin just texted everyone peter lukas’ bank info, he was dead and rich no ones gonna notice a few thousand missing even in the past where he’s alive. be gay eat the eldritch rich)

but martin didn’t know Jon The Terrible Teen. instead of that context, he has Jon The Potential Missing Person. plus there are other things just a lil bit off- daisy def has a bunch of pics, especially polaroids, but there don’t seem to be any of jon before age 15, and he looks p uncomfy in most of the early ones. he knew jon lived out in the suburbs but didn’t realize until now that daisy’s the only one with a car. jon having the master bedroom almost makes sense with how daisy dotes on him, but also with the deadbolt he can’t help but think it’s gotta be much easier to lock someone up in the bedroom with an en suite bathroom.

Wait. also also. i have. A Lot of backstory about Weird Inscrutable Things Daisy’s done that make sense in the context of knowing about the fears and trying to make absolutely sure no one tries to take jon away from her and actually genuinely caring about jon’s mental well being. but that are really weird from an outside perspective. (ex: daisy realizes that if they’re pretending to be siblings it’s kinda weird there aren’t any picture of them together, or jon generally, before like last week, and instead of making up like a house fire or sth she breaks into jon’s grandmas house weeks to months after taking him and steals all her photos of jon, bc a picture of lil jon in a 2 sided frame with a pic of lil daisy is almost as good as a pic of them together, right? When jon’s grandma dies, she takes him to the grave the day after the funeral bc she thinks he deserves a chance to mourn (jon does not take it this way) and they’re spotted and reported as a potential sighting of Missing Child Jonathan Sims, etc) But like. I don’t necessarily have a place to use these. And even if i did. There’s enough of them...

What I’m saying is what if once I get one of the teen jon daisy kidnapping variations written, i give it a side fic of “Buzzfeed Unsolved True Crime: The Mysterious Vanishing of Jonathan Sims”???

[spiralesbian]

ALRIGHT

here’s my full Stranger Avatar Sasha Archivist timeline:

(also, thanks to @artbyblastweave for being so interested in my lil au!)

SEASON ONE

sasha james is hired as the head archivist of the magnus institute!

her assistants are jon, tim, and martin

tim takes the thematic role of martin (aka getting tormented by my worm wife jane, and stays in the archives)

sasha reads thru statements and is a skeptic! she really does not believe it’s real until jane comes along.

“tim……………………..did you die here?”

“no, but every time i come to work i die a little more inside.”

cute timsha moment in the supply closet tho.

until martin kool-aid-mans through the door and gets them out of there

jon used to work in artefact storage so he hides in there. he’ll be fine

i actually can’t remember how they all get out but they do it KKJSDGFJHD

sasha takes everyone’s statements. tim is fucked up, martin is also fucked up, jon is actually fine though he seems pretty normal about this whole situation most definitely.

sasha realizes this is a bit more than a regular archivist job.

SEASON TWO

sasha gets paranoid of course. she learns more about gertrude because she never got the chance to meet her

she takes a statement from a guy named michael shelley. weird dude. then helen shows up :)

jon is most definitely himself he is just a normal regular grumpy jon i swear :)

sasha starts to manifest her powers a little bit. she doesn’t know it, but she is an avatar of the stranger, and a prisoner of the eye.

she starts to notice more things about jon? similar to this comic but with jon

eventually she + tim + martin help get jon out of the grip of the NotJon. this is my au and i get to choose who dies (it’s no one because i miss the s1 archival assistants too much).

jon is pretty fucked up from this though and at like a season-3-tim mindset already.

fucking goddamn leitner avatar of the fucking whore shows up to trap the NotJon in one of his shitty fucking novels. fuck this guy tho

he’s like Sasha We Must Talk and shes like okay but stay 8 ft away from me at all times you bitch

she leaves the room for 10 minutes and pipe murder occurs. good riddance

wait are the cops in the season i genuinely can’t remember. if they are, their roles don’t change very much. melanie and sasha feud, battle of the bi queens

SEASON THREE:

uh oh! girlie’s be framed for murder! she crashes at her ex gf georgie’s flat. also the admiral is there don’t think i would EVER cut him out of this story

(also jon is georgie’s ex too because i think that would be fun JDHBFHS)

sasha learns abt an upcoming web ritual (mirroring the unknowing), all that shit. gets kidnapped a ton of times, as usual.

helen is like “i am going to kill you because i hate gertrude <3 i was that dumb bitch’s assistant for too long” but michael busts out of the door like Hi Guys and traps her in the hallway.

sasha also gives her statement about a leitner she found as a child that marked her. its a stranger book and we learn her edgy orphan origin story how her parents were both murked by the stranger. fucked up if true!

back at the archives jon is like so fucking tired of this shit honestly and now martin is also pretty paranoid. also jm romance subplot is still very present!

tim is just trying to protect sasha at all times and he’s pissed she keeps leaving the country and getting fucking kidnapped

(remember when jon persuades the traffic cop?) sasha starts to fill her archivist role in a different way. she can shapeshift into the subject of a statement and uses her affiliation with the eye to coerce statements or info out of people. (example: if she needed a live statement from the guy in #90 Body Builder, she could temporarily make herself look like jared hopworth to the guy and ask “what happened to me?” or “what did i do?” and the guy would be like well he built some fucken bodies i guess let me tell you all about it) while reading the statements in america that refuel her, she fully shapeshifts into the statement giver while reading out loud.

once again i truly can’t remember daisy + basira’s roles until the end of the season. also melanie get shot by the ghost at some point

anyways sasha gets kidnapped by trevor and julia and they gerry lays out all the shit for her and she’s like ah! i’m fucked

tim offhand mentions the web ritual to martin and he loses his shit cause he’s marked by the web blah blah this isn’t a web!martin thing i swear i just need someone to fill tim’s role in the ritual and a lonely ritual would be fucking boring as hell as we learned from ass man peter lukas. i hate that man

so they make the plan to stop the web ritual (which is fucking hard when the offense knows your every move) so sasha, basira, daisy, jon, and martin go.

tim stays back at the institute to burn shit and distract elias. elias does some fucked up shit as usual and it makes me sad

the ritual starts! they have a plan to blow it up and run but like. u know how it goes

instead of the unknowing-stranger-dream-sequence, we get everyone kinda mixed up in a huge spider’s web on the big stage and its still quite confusing because this ritual not only manipulates the prey, but also the prey’s perceived reality. the web is also in current control of the buried coffin cause they think that shit is kinda fun. they yeet daisy into it.

hard to describe what happens, but basira keeps her cool, jon is a bit lost in his own mind, sasha tries to use her powers to escape but fails. she manages to get through to martin through the strings and mounds of spiders and she tosses him the detonator.

[squishing spider noises]

SEASON FOUR:

martin doesn't die, i told you i can't kill the og archival assistants! he does lose most of one leg though, he took the blunt of the explosion.

sasha in da hospital in da coma. tim is mad he can’t wake her up and then my man ollie says “ur fucked up mate” and she wakes up

(and because coma jon has such wild hair controversy, i’m establishing that her head was shaved when she was in the coma. it grows back thru s4. it she keeps one side shaved cause she’s cool)

meanwhile tim is recruited by that dumbass man you know who i don’t even wanna say his stupid fucking name

sasha gets daisy out of the buried. they become avatar pals!

(there is the biggest blank in my memory where all of season four should be. at this point i should just relisten to the entire fucking show but i would literally just forget it all again)

melanie says hm. fuck this! and blinds herself. she goes to live with georgie (and that’s the moment jon and sasha realize they are both georgie’s exes FHFHDJD)

tim continues to fight the lonely pull. he thinks that since p*ter l*kas is tied to the institute, he can blind himself out cause melanie was successful. he is wrong. he is also interrupted by elias midway, and only blinds one eye, and loses most of his sight in the other. elias’s hold on him is weak, but this just drives him way farther into the lonely.

gotta be honest i remember the end of season four but like i couldn’t visualize what was happening at the end so i like don’t understand what happened JGDKFJGD but sasha intervenes (???) and peter yeets tim into the lonely (???) and sasha jumps in (??????) after him. elias is just there i guess?

instead of “look at me martin,” sasha finds tim and at this point her form is warped and hard to recognize because of stranger powers, and tim is almost 100% blind, so she says “don’t look at me, see me. see me tim, it’s me.” and finally creates a clear image of herself. “it’s...it’s you. you’re my sasha.”

they break free and go to scotland i guess KHSDDKDSF

idk what happens with jon and martin im losing continuity at this point. fuck it, they smooch <3

“ah these are the statements.”

“yes. basira said last week she’d send some up as soon as the archives weren’t a crime scene. and she wasn’t sure which ones you’ve read already, so she, she just said she’d send a bunch.”

“.........Hello Sasha.”

(alternate ending: personally i think sasha would read through each statement before speaking them aloud cause that’s what i would fucking do, so she would get this statement and be like “lmao tim come look at this elias trying to prank me dumb bitch think i’ll start the apocalypse for him. fucking little puny bitch boy. anyways what do you want for dinner?”)

SEASON FIVE:

“just. listen.”

“...i’m dead. and you have been chosen to be my replacement as head archivist. hopefully, this means you, jon, but if someone else is hearing this, and elias has made a different choice for some reason, then these words are still very much intended for you.”

sasha in full stranger avatar mode and is like 8ft tall and her faces shift a lot as they go through the realms. except the stranger is the second to last one (the panopticon is last obviously).

helen and michael actually talk shit out in the spiral hallway and now they are mlm wlw solidarity and both like tim and sasha are such bi and trans icons <3 this is so fun don’t you love the fearpocalypse <3

oh daisy n basira trapped in the hunt, and jon and martin are trapped in the stranger. wtgfs + the admiral are like in space or some shit idk but they are ok :)

not much to report other than she is my monster wife <3

i really don’t have many theories to how everything in s5 is gonna pan out, and i would like to closely mirror the actual show, so maybe as we get closer to the end i’ll build more on to this! thanks a lot for all the notes on my first sarchivist post!! also if u wanna make art this specific au DEF tag me in it i’d love to see!!

[queerbycrs]

so... i’m not finished writing this yet, but since apparently the idea is So Popular going by @iamalivenow‘s post, i thought i’d... lay out the basis of my the magnus archives good place au? vague spoilers up to current canon of tma (ep 120) and definite spoilers up to the end of s2 of the good place

my basic thought, at first, was that this isn’t a “full” tgp fusion -- it would incorporate elements of tma canon, and involve various kinds of amnesia. so, the characters are tormented by not remembering bits of their lives, or remembering things that line up wrong, or having flashes of memory that don’t make sense.

so, in this au, the characters already knew each other in ways that are similar but not identical to canon. that’s part of the reason elias-as-michael is so confident it’ll work out: that idiot michael just threw together some humans and hoped they’d click perfectly horribly. these people have history, and it’ll torment them or just be informational, as required.

so, elias is michael, obviously. pre-redemption. (my thought for this is that the torture actually works so it never proceeds to the actual plot of tgp s2-onwards, so no need to figure out how it would work with elias. alternately, the humans go off through the afterlife without architectural assistance. who knows)

i’m not set on who janet is, but i might go with the suggestion of distortion? because that sounds hilarious, honestly

and there are def soulmates in this au, because it makes things ALL THE MORE PAINFUL. from most-to-least solidly formed ideas:

basira and daisy. basira remembers a picture-perfect life on earth, fifty years of marriage, dying in each other’s arms.

daisy remembers being a serial killer and trying to hide it for years until basira caught on and daisy killed her in a fit of rage, and spent the rest of her life regretting it.

neither of them have accurate recollections. but according to their first day in the good place, basira is correct, and daisy doesn’t know what the hell is going on or why she’s here, with the love of her life, who she thought she killed in the biggest mistake of her life.

(basira prolllllllllly doesn’t belong in the bad place, but elias prolly just snatched her up for his Evil Plans. no one better to torture daisy with, right?)

next: martin and jon. they remember working together, in... an archive? or something? and martin was in love with jon, and jon was oblivious.

well, the official matchmaking systems of the afterlife have chosen! you’re the perfect match for each other! have fun!

martin is completely blissed out at first! it’s wonderful! he spent all those years in hopeless love, and now he gets to spend eternity with the man he thought could never love him back!

and at first, jon is actually... okay with it? he’s a little nervous, because he’s never had a relationship that didn’t crash and burn (okay, sample size of one, but that says a lot in and of itself) but it feels so easy, at first, and it’s... okay. it’s nice.

but then his memories start to get... weird. he has dreams of the archive where he worked, except it’s... different. he remembers worms, and running, and a man’s body on the floor of his office.

he remembers a tape recorder, and he starts recording here, too. just in case.

eventually, as jon’s paranoia starts to build and build, things start going bad for martin, too: he’s having nightmares too, of worms and crushing loneliness, and jon is retreating and won’t talk to him, and this cute older guy who works at the kayak rental/canoe group/scuba-diving-but-without-equipment-because-we’re-dead-and-don’t-need-to-breathe place keeps hitting in him and he’s kind of into it and he feels Really Bad about it

and then i get to, like, melanie and tim and georgie, and in this version of the au i don’t know what to do with them, so i would probably pair up melanie and tim -- their respective responses to stress don’t work well together, at All, so i guess if the tension started turning up they’d probably torture each other pretty effectively.

which leaves georgie. and i’m thinking, maybe elias just doesn’t know how to torture her. she was added to his carefully-planned group without advance notice (probably as a test, those goddamn suits in the department don’t understand how difficult and complicated this is--) and so he just. tells her that her soul is perfectly complete on its own, and she has the admiral for company, but she doesn’t have a soulmate.

georgie’s like, sweet. she can live her best life (afterlife) and hang out with her cat that will be with her forever! this is awesome.

(the admiral probably died of natural causes a few years before, after living a full and very happy life; it got a lovely afterlife until georgie arrived and they got to hang out again. this is how it is for all pets. don’t @ me you know i’m right and i will not take suggestions)

it’s not perfect, because elias just keeps throwing Problems at her to see what’ll stick. but she’s doing pretty good.

alternately:

basira/daisy, and

jon/tim. tim’s reaction to jon’s paranoia is probably a lot more external than martin’s is, which probably leads to some nasty fights. jon probably thinks tim is turning against him, it’s a whole big mess. tim might get seduced away a couple times to increase his guilt and add some depth to their bad relationship, because this is Literal Hell.

melanie/georgie, because Wrench Thrown Into Plan, had to make some adjustments. there’s probably some memory mismatch and external pressure, but it’s not too bad.

martin is a complete person who needs no soulmate to make his afterlife perfect. not a monk, like jason (elias scoffs at the heavy-handedness, the unsubtlety of that.) just perfectly fulfilled in solitude.

he probably gets fully seduced by peter lukas, aka mr. “kayak rental/canoe group/scuba-diving-but-without-equipment-because-we’re-dead-and-don’t-need-to-breathe place” guy. and then there’s a lot of, “oh god this was a mistake what will we tell our soulmates” from peter (externally) and a lot of “i’m going to be alone for literal eternity and even my hookup doesn’t know about it, because it’s so unusual to not have a soulmate” from martin (internally.)

looking at it now, version 1 does seem better and more thought-out, so if i do actually progress with this i’ll prolly go with that. but hey, if someone wants to run with version 2... (or one, idc really) please do, i will love it.

SO. onto: demons!

you know in the beginning of tgp season 2, when michael is doing the pep talks to the demons and one of them keeps asking if he can bite the humans?

okay, that, but with jane prentiss

she just wants to infect them. just a lil. just a few worms in their houses, even

(elias screams internally. why are his demons so incompetent.)

nikola is a mannequin in the windows of one of the stores in the cute little town. she moves... just a little bit... whenever you look away (like a weeping angel.) she probably shows up in people’s houses in the middle of the night and stands at the foot of their beds. when elias is asked about it, he assures them that it was just a nightmare.

there are so many spiders in this afterlife. martin loves it. nearly everyone else... does not.

jude perry owns a pizza place with a classic pizza oven. it’s... weirdly hot in there? (”she spent all her years on earth perfecting this pizza,” elias explains to someone who feels like they’re dying of heatstroke. “she adapted to the heat. it would be cruel to take it away from her.”)

the pizza is delicious, once it’s burned the roof of your mouth to bloody strips

mike crew runs the skydiving/flying place. the humans don’t understand why it’s so painful and weird when they do it. they’re clearly just doing it wrong! why don’t they try again. and again.

not!sasha is there, and sasha isn’t. (i don’t know, i can’t think of how it would work.) (maybe she kept throwing a wrench in elias’s plans so he didn’t want her in his neighbourhood.) she’s soulmates with some random demon and is probably out there, idk, tormenting people with weird uncanny valley.

she runs a wax museum, like the museum in tgp s2, when the gang goes to the real bad place and it has plaques for the first person to do some petty bad thing (telling a woman to smile, sending an unprompted dick pic, flossing in an open-concept workplace, etc.) the wax figures also move in creepy ways, just a little bit.

i’m sure once i write this i’ll flesh out more of the demons, but one last thing:

who is mindy st. clair, you ask?

my answer is: it’s not one person. it’s gertrude and gerry.

but how, you ask? isn’t that like, a really special, one-time thing?

well, dear reader, for one thing, points and afterlife designations work differently in this au than they do in tgp, for practical reasons of getting all the characters i care about into hell. and also, the system doesn’t make sense.

so gertrude and gerry either a) both evened out the points (and medium places aren’t very uncommon) or b) this is an au where you can be “claimed” by the good place or the bad place at random, and neither place wanted them. either/or.

the thing is, though, that the medium place is not meant to be torture. and for the vast majority of people, being alone for eternity with only the most mediocre entertainment and literally nothing to do? is torture.

for mindy, she was incredibly self-centred; being alone is fine. she doesn’t mind being around other people for short periods of time, and she probably wants to get laid, but she’s okay in her own company.

most people are not. and obviously we don’t actually know much about gertrude and gerry’s relationship, but what i’m going to guess is that they didn’t hate each other, or especially like each other, but they aren’t each other’s favourite person, either.

thus, the best person to spend eternity with for absolute mediocrity, they can both be alone when they want and also have company when they need to not go completely off the deep end.

and that’s what i have so far.

and here’s a bonus if you read this far: i also started writing a tgp magnus archives au, where michael (tgp michael) got the gang together in s3 by sending them all to the magnus institute to give a statement. i have most of eleanor’s statement written. still not sure what i want to do with it, but there you go: fusion-ception, an au both ways.

[starsgivemehp]

Introduce Rav to the world. Do it.

WELL ALRIGHT. YOU ASKED FOR THIS.

This is Rav! He’s the fourth Underfell Sans I made, and I made him for a specific purpose. His magic color is that very very dark blue, bordering on purple-black. Here are his basic stats:

Rav 13 LV

40 ATK 20 DEF

15 HP

He’s 5′10″ and 38 lbs, (the skeletal equivalent of about 250 lbs), and he’s an Aries (didn’t think of a birthday yet lol). His soul trait was originally integrity, but it’s been corrupt to callousness (hence the color). He can summon several different magical weapons: a warhammer, dual jagged daggers, a pike, brass knuckles, a mace, a baseball bat with nails, an axe on a chain, a harpoon gun, and dual handguns. He is going to try and add a broadsword soon. He has this unique ability, in his magic, to form and shape it as he pleases, eventually mastering whatever shape with enough practice. All of these summon-able weapons are ones he practiced shaping, summoning, and wielding, and has become a veritable expert in. He has an ever-growing collection of physical weapons that he nabs from fallen enemies (or flat-out steals). He’s just a weapons enthusiast.

His relationship with his brother, Dess, is entirely unlike Red’s with Vex. They are very close. Rav is essentially Dess’s attack dog, and he is very happy to be that. He just loves violence. He’ll ‘playfully’ punch people he likes, too. He obeys all of Dess’s orders, without question, because he trusts that Dess would not order him to do something he wouldn’t want to do, or something counterproductive or stupid. This is in no way abusive, as Rav consented and continues to verbally consent to it.

NOW THEN.

Rav is part of a group of bad boys. You see, @biryu13 made a nightmare Sans, who’s name is Castigo, or Cass for short. And Cass rounded up some good ol’ bad boys to live in a castle with him and help spread some good ol’ fashioned mayhem and negative feelings across the multiverse, along with countering the efforts of his Dream sister, Cura. The other inhabitants of the castle are:

Luka, a horror Sans who is a very good cook, and is actually quite soft. He has moments/days where he becomes almost feral, however, because he had been before Cass found him. He has been conditioned to hurt himself whenever he hurts anyone else in the castle. Functionally immortal, he can be stabbed, blasted, shot, etc and survive it. He swears quite colorfully. But… if you do it right, if you’ve got the right touch… he’s a masochist ;) And Rav happens to be a sadist, who knows how to make violence fun int he bedroom. They are fuck-buddies. NO, they are NOT boyfriends, that would be GAY, Rav insists. JUST. FUCK. BUDDIES. (But everyone else knows better. Rav, you gruff guard dog, just admit you’re soft for the boy).

Chamos, a dust Sans who is very, ah… charming. And creepy, though he denies it up and down. He likes to take pictures of people while they’re asleep, and is happy having a pet in his room to dote on… He and Luka don’t get along, and Rav, being close to Luka, also fucks around with him. They do hate-fuck sometimes, though. And inside, Chamos can actually be quite soft, forming attachments to people and longing to protect them. At the moment, he has taken in Fade, the aftermath of Pet!Red from Yandere Pap. Having experience with high LV, he’s coaching Red through dealing with his newfound LV and trying to help him get over what he’s been through.

Moxie, a killer Sans who is very cute. He can’t really feel negative emotions, just kinda vague impressions of them. His sockets start to drip black tar if he would be upset, but the most he’ll do is laugh a little and say he feels funny. He likes to watch TV, watch people, he knits with his boyfriend (Pixel), and he’s generally laid back. His boyfriend has his ‘kill switch’ on speed dial, let’s say, so Pixel is able to flip him between calm and killer-programming mode with just a touch.

Alister - A Lust Sans in a Fell Sans’s body. He’s kinda the… castle custodian/janitor/keeper. He’s very grumpy and throws socks at people who irritate him. He cleans everything but the dishes (Luka does that mostly)

Argent - A Dove (one of @pyrocicle‘s) who comes from Axefellswap. Their daddy was a Papyrus, their mother, Chara. Both are dead, their uncle is still alive back in their home world. They were human, but have since shed their skin and flesh to be skeleton, and grown absurdly tall in the process. Luka kinda-sorta adopted them (seeing as he had a child Dove once upon a time), and they are quite close. Argent also gets along with Chamos, because Chamos has taken care of a few ill Doves before, and they get along decently with Rav. We joke that they are the castle tricycle. Everyone gets a ride. They have the Hunger and like to eat threats when they go out scouting.

Nimium - one of my own, an AxeLust, she has a strange mix of Hunger and Lust that allows her to essentially bite a monster and drain their magic like a damn vampire. She was forcibly brought to the castle and made obedient, and lives there with her daughter. She had fallen in love with her Frisk, so the axe verses go, and Frisk had left while pregnant to save them… and never come back. Nimi loves her little Mollis, her princess, quite dearly. Mollis is still very young, I think like 5 or 6. Lil’ baby princess is kept away from all of the violence and sex going on in this damned castle.

Pixel - another one of my own, an Error!Sans. He’s an OCD boy. Everything has to be nice and neat and perfect and efficient. He’s Moxie’s boyfriend. He found Moxie all alone in his timeline, discovered he could turn off Moxie’s kill switch, and took him in. They traveled around for a bit together, instantly enamored with each other. Pixel, like most Errors, has haphephobia, the fear of touch. But, he can ‘calm’ Moxie to a sleepy state by stilling his coding (essentially hypnosis because I’m always a slut for hypnosis), and can then touch him to flip the switch, or just give him little kisses or hand squeezes or hugs.

Here’s Pixel admiring his sooooo efficient boyfriend, like a rich lady admiring the pool boy.

AND ALL OF THESE BOYS AND GIRLS AND ENBY LIVE TOGETHER IN THIS CASTLE WITH CASS AS THEIR BOSS AND THEY ALL FIGHT AND SCREW AND PLAY POKER. THEY BET WITH EXP CHIPS, MEANING HOWEVER MANY CHIPS EACH PERSON HAS WHEN THEY BOW OUT, THAT’S THE AMOUNT OF EXP THEY GET TO GAIN WHEN THEY GO ON THEIR NEXT MISSION TO WIPE OUT A WORLD TOGETHER. THEY’RE ALL MURDER FOLK AND YET THEY’RE ALL KINDA SOMEHOW SOFT INSIDE. RAV AND LUKA ARE GAY AF, AND SO ARE PIXEL AND MOXIE. ARGENT SNUGGLES WITH LUKA AND CHAMOS, A LOT OF THEM HAVE SAD BACKSTORIES, IT’S JUST. THEY’RE THESE EVIL MOTHERFUCKERS WHO ARE ACTUALLY GREAT WONDERFUL FELLAS ASIDE FROM THE FACT THAT THEY KILL PEOPLE IT’S GREAT OK. IT’S AMAZING.

[feheroestips]

Quick overview

While Lyn is lovely and all, this is probably gonna be more on a analysis of coloured bows and if they are worth it. So being green this means Lyn becomes a archer capable of destroying blue mages, however will fall a lot easier to red mages. It’s also physical ranged damage meaning she’s got a good niche for herself. Green bows in my opinion are probably in the middle of the coloured bow grounds. Green is great to tank blue mages like Reinhardt but can’t use swordbreaker, which was one of the best skills for any bow unit. Do you need a green archer, ehhhhh thats arguable but Lyn as a unit is great, budget friendly and overall one of the better legendary heroes.

Oh and a side note -  bowbreaker doesn’t affect Lyn meaning you need the relevant coloured bow breaker.. don’t expect it too soon.

Base kit

Swift Mulagir is a very interesting weapon, granting +5atk/spd if Lyn has more allies than foes in two spaces. Not only should we be fearing brave Lyns eventual refine for this but it’s very strong. It puts Lyns great stat spread even higher at 36/41 when proccing. I can’t say the same about Laws of Sacae though. It grants +4 to all stats when attacked and theres more allies in your 2 space radius than the foe, but one her bulk isin’t the best, two she can’t abuse this with close counter and three she has to be attacked. Overall it’s mediocre and something like Fury is far more consistent. Desperation is an amazing skill considering her speed, and mostly a must keep. Speed tactic is a broken skill for a lot of players waiting to be able to give +6 to speed on mixed teams. This skill makes mixed bladetome teams incredibly potent and arguably one of the best C skills out there. Finally rally def/res is a solid rally skill but normally outclassed in use by movement skills.

Pros + Cons

+Amazing offence spread

+Own niche as the only archer so far with colour advantage

+Incredibly good bow which is slightly better than brave bow.

-Poor Physical Bulk

-Her A slot, is generally outclassed by budget skills like Fury.

-Limited to legendary banners meaning it’s hard to focus on her without spending a lot

Partners

Lyn needs red counters on the team. Units like Lukas, Tana, Cordelia, Shigure, Reinhardt, Effie etc all make great units to pair with for this reason. Lyn also works best with guidance users as not only does spd tactic help her lean to mixed teams but makes for a dead easy way to proc her weapon.

Suggested set(s)

Sacae’s Breeze

Suggested ivs: +atk/spd -hp/def

Swift Mulagir+, reposition, Luna/iceberg

Slot A = Swift sparrow, Fury

Slot B = Desperation

Slot C = spd tactic or any other c skill

Sacred seals: Atk+3, spd+3,

Really you just have to add a special too her, the best being Luna/iceberg. Iceberg should only be used with neutral or better res, as her weapon lets her hit a nice 30 in the stat.  As long as you have the bow somewhere, then typically she’s going to be outclassing brave bow most of the time these days, due to the ability of using another A slot like fury or swift sparrow. Fury increases her magic bulk too but swift sparrow is better for offence and lets her hit +9 to atk/spd in the right situation. You can also use a fire sweep with this set, just replace desperation with green tome breaker or poison strike even a chill skill

Green is not creative

Suggested ivs: +spd/res -hp/def

Swift Mulagir+, reposition, luna/iceberg

Slot A = Triangle adept

Slot B = Green tome/Axe  breaker

Slot C = spd tactic or any other c skill

Sacred seals: Atk+3, spd+3, or distant defence.This is a set I’d suggest if you end up with -atk, though it’s also very interesting. While her bow patches her atk somewhat triangle adept makes her a deadly threat to blue mages everywhere, including blue melee users who have middling defence. Fliers like Cordelia, Shigure and Tana are extremely threatened, including mages like Blarraven mages, and those who try to use blarraven Corrin (Which Lyn in general denies that set now) Lyn struggles with Reds as with a measly 4 wins at base. It’s better to focus on the 2 colours she can fight well. Green tome breaker or axe breaker let her pick up a few more KOs  and mainly depends on what you fear more.  It’s more of a gimmicky set but the speciality it brings is more than enough.

[rebclheartsarchive]

god my ass is so pumped for modern au event, y’all have nO IDEA. this is gonna be so exciting agshdhkgakjfdshjaf. anyway, here’s a quick rundown of all my babies in the au world. also a psa that i’m gonna keep mica while the event is on and then once it’s done he’s getting officially retired.

cordelia

so my girl had a shitty upbringing. she grew up with an abusive father and her mama died when she was young after giving birth to her youngest sister. she got her justice tho bc she fuckin deserves it and got him thrown in jail for his abuse. after that her little sisters and her went to live with her aunt and she’d just turned eighteen and it was kinda the first time she didn’t really have the responsibility of taking care of her sisters? she could start focusing on herself and she started going to therapy, started actually healing. delia also got really interested in law and ended up being accepted into oxford. her twenties was basically spent studying and being vocal in class and spending her nights in clubs and waking up with Regrets. was hired by a hot shot law firm straight out of oxford and she honestly became such a fucking asset to them. delia was made to argue with old white men in court and fight for justice. mainly takes on cases defending victims of sexual assault and domestic abuse, but tbh she’ll take on any case as long as she believes her client to be innocent. she doesn’t do guilty. she’s actually won most of her cases and is arguably the best lawyer at her firm. lowkey imagine that she makes a shit ton from her cases but she isn’t really materialistic?? mainly buys nice clothes to wear to court and work, but otherwise she saves her money.

delia’s aesthetic is definitely tight pencil skirts, blouses and high heel. also rarely seen without red lipstick. which is a funny contrast bc her at home is casual af with a messy bun. this bitch honestly lives on coffee and whiskey, loves visiting her favourite pub with her best friend. personality wise, she’s a bit more open than she is normally? like she doesn’t care if people know she’s having a shitty day and she opens up to the people she cares about with more ease. she went through a shit ton of therapy and still goes to sessions every now and then tbh to keep herself moving forward. she is defs more stubborn tho, also more sarcastic and takes zero shit. will 10/10 call you out on your bs. she also recently married her best friend’s cousin and she’s happier than she’s ever been. is in a v happy newlywed bubble rn and she’s kinda juggling the idea of starting to have kids. she so wants to be a mom, but she also doesn’t want to give up her career to do it and she wants to enjoy being married first.

lukas

my boy lukas had a pretty happy childhood? his parents were always lovely and  got along with almost all his siblings really well, so his childhood was p simple. he was one of those jocks in high school that was really popular but also really nice. also such a nerd for science.  such an english and history nerd honestly my god. spent so much of his time writing stories and reading poetry, was such a nerd. was also kinda a fuckboi tbh. he slept around a lot and went to a lot of parties, wasn’t really thinking a whole lot about anything after high school at that point. he went to uni to become an english teacher after high school and then boom, simple life came to an end when his dad got shot dead. the loss really devastated him and it kinda changed his perspective on his life. he wanted to do something more meaningful than that, so he actually dropped out of uni to join the police force, mainly bc his dad’s killer never got caught. kinda started as a vengeance thing mixed with wanting to protect people. rose in the ranks over the years to chief superintendent and he’s hoping to end up as commissioner one day. he’s also a little bit shady?? kinda uses his position in the force to keep his father’s case open and keeps looking into it, he just can’t let it go.

when he’s not in uniform, his style kinda is just whether his clothes are clean or not. wears a lot of jeans and shirts and converse. he’s a pretty chill dude most of the time, fairly patient kinda dude but once you get on his nerves you’re kinda there forever. can definitely hold a grudge, tho he avoids conflict like it’s the damn plague. is kinda a single dad atm, is separated from his wife and only really sees her when he’s picking up his son. . is currently having a mid life crisis because of all the shit going on with sabinah, definitely has started listening to more bruce springstein than normal. can also be found sitting in parks writing poetry when he has spare time bc he is such a Nerd .

violeta

y’all know that violeta couldn’t be anything but a stone cold bitch even in au. she’s a fucking trust fund baby tbh, her parents own a multi-million dollar oil company that originated in spain. she lived there for most of her life before papa and mama delgado moved the family to london to broaden business opportunities. violeta was highkey Bitter about the move bc she loved spain and didn’t really want to restart her life. honestly toughened her up a bit tho and she was pretty popular at school? lowkey became a bitchy queen bee, won prom queen, was on a million committees bc she loves bossing people around. her parents put a lot of pressure on her to be perfect, hence her being a major over achiever. this also played into when she got a little older and went into the family business. her parents always wanted one of the kids to take over for them and considering vi always idolized her dad, she wanted to be the first choice. she got a business degree and aced all her classes while she made her way up in the company, eventually ending up second in command. papa delgado basically started grooming her to take over and then when he got sick, he promoted her to ceo, bitch.

in modern au she’s less on the cold side, and more on the bitchy side. she has a high opinion of herself and her worth, honestly that line from that ariana grande song “but something just keeps telling me i’m better than the rest”. also major fallon carrington vibes. highkey wears power suits and dresses and heels, probs always wears sunglasses so people don’t see her rolling her eyes every five seconds. hates most people unless she considers them intelligent. also has no issue with the fact that she’s. basically. poisoning the environmwnt bc she cares more about money asdfghj. which is funny that she ended up married to a guy who loves the environment and nature and they now have a newborn daughter.

michel

used to be such a sunshine child. he was always really quiet as a kid and often either had his nose in a book or was doing craft by himself. was always such a loner nerd, probs got teased a lot in school for it. also has always been pretty reactive, so once someone pissed him off you can bet that he started swinging. he always kinda just kept to himself and cruised his way through school, graduated and didn’t really know what to do with his life from there. he did know though that he wanted to join the army. he looked up to his brother a lot and thought dedicated some of his life to helping others was a good idea, so he spent two years in afghanistan. he came home by choice after realizing that war was not at all what he thought it would be. he had some major ptsd after some of the shit he saw and did and had a really hard time assimilating back into everyday life. goes to tomas’ meetings and that’s how they met. also goes to therapy and actually talks about his shit? probs took him like two years to actually open up about anything, but anyway. also enrolled in art school bc he wants to be a painter, works a shitty job to pay the rent on the apartment he and anton live in.

his aesthetic is literally just black jeans, white t-shirt, leather jacket and boots on repeat, i swear this boy owns nothing else and is so fucking minimalist. he’s forever got paint stains on various parts of his body bc he’s always painting. he’s a p quiet guy, doesn’t really talk a lot, kinda hates most people aside from his boyfriend and his family. he lives on black coffee, smokes way too much and rides a motorbike bc he is a thrill seeker okay. also red wine is his Religion, but he drinks vodka when he’s out. he lives on ramen noodles bc he can only really cook like, two meals, it’s obvs that anton does most of the cooking in their house. is also the dad of a black cat named yoda bc you can’t be a gay art hoe without a cat. he and anton have been together for like, 4/5 years now? both of them are broke ass bitches bc they just had to be artistic. also mica has been keeping a wedding ring in the back of his sock drawer for like a month now and is trying to find the right time to propose.

and yah, those are my kids! this got really long and rambly, i’m so sorry and if you read this i love you. also feel free to like this and i’ll slide into your ims for some plotting!

[ts-hvv4]

EPISODE ELEVEN: “MAYBE IM PARANOID OR MAYBE IM ABOUT TO GET CLAPPED” - LUKAS

This game is genuinely getting to me. With all the world going mad and panic’d, my schedule and thoughts has been all over the place. I’ve come to realize that a lot of the people in the game require actual effort to talk to because in games, you kind of have to be ON all the time in order to get your point across, be nice, or to avoid slipping up. But it’s getting overrated for me. I’m an introvert and at the moment, talking to these people requires too much of my energy when all I really want to do is cuddle with my boyfriend or hang out with friends I may never see again because they might leave my college campus at any moment. Since my college is completely virtual for the rest of the semester, I may graduate before saying goodbye to some people I truly care about. It’s all very surreal and depressing. I no longer really care to hear about what Sharifa’s doing when I know she’s just plotting stuff with other people while I’m talking to her. Why waste my breath? I could just sit and do nothing and not worry about this considering I’m not getting anything real out of it. I’ve had fun for a bit but now it’s overwhelming. One of my biggest outlets just left the game because there’s some people who are too content with just allowing a CLEAR trio of people with 2 idols stay in the game unchallenged. Yet, I can’t even do anything about it myself. I don’t have the numbers and I already fucked up by trying to make amends with Jake in the first place. Which is what gave that trio another idol. Oops. The worst part about it is that I’ve genuinely tried to be a good ally to those who I’ve felt have been good allies to me. I was fully on board to take out Sharifa and fucked my own game to tell Lukas the truth. Now, any time I talk to him, I feel like I’m talking to someone completely different. Like talking to a person who could go crazy at any point. The week after, I tried SHEEPING an alliance that I knew had too much power but wasn’t going to do anything about because I figured I needed their safety. But while I was doing that, they decided to fuck me over last second and try to completely vote me out. Why? Cause they were paranoid because I was being loyal. This week, I considered taking out Kurt but realized it wouldn’t happen. Yet, since the damage has been done by everyone already, why wouldn’t they take out my closest ally? Why give a fuck about me when they can just do whatever they want anyways? No reason to. They can just do and say whatever and have fun doing it. Now, I get to decide if this challenge is worth me trying to win or not. If I win, they can target someone else. Someone they all just talked about votes with. If I lose, they can vote me and I don’t have to deal with their bs anymore. It’s kind of a win-win not gonna lie. But if I win the challenge and STILL nothing happens, I’m just gonna be straight up annoyed. I’ll be frustrated and care even less about what happens which is wild considering all that I just wrote. But realistically, the vote would probably just go to Sarah or Ned anyways. Take out an inac or someone who might have an idol/power. Compared to the wild card Lukas who is following them or the overly nice person they shit on all the time (in Malik). So meh. We’ll see how much time I want to waste tomorrow but rn I’m not feeling it that much. 

I won immunity holy FUCK. 940583 people tied, again, but I won the tie breaker, again. Lukas is going around calling me a comp threat sldkfjs SIS I WON A STAY UP ALL NIGHT CHALLENGE, A “HEY WHAT’S YOUR COLOR” CHALLENGE, A GUESS A NUMBER BETWEEN 1 AND 4 CHALLENGE, AND A FILM A VIDEO OF YOU EATING WHILE YOU TALK CHALLENGE LKAJDSFLKSJDLFKJ ITS NOT THAT DEEP!!! Stephanie voice: You want to call me a threat? I’ll show you how threatening I am. I’ve been cooking up a lil plan for tribal and the best part about it, no one knows I’m at the center of it. Operation backstab Jake is commencing in 5, 4, 3, 2…. Everyone is scared about Jake, Kurt and I being a trio and they want to split us up. Why is everyone scared you ask? Because Jake fucked us over by spilling our tea to Nicklas and not disclosing that relationship to us. It’s just funny because I remember how mad Jake got at me, when I let him know I was pissed. Jake spilling the alliance to Nicklas and telling him I was going after Sarah, is the whole ENTIRE reason why I almost went home at top 11. It’s the whole ass reason why Nicklas had enough information to expose me. It has been a wrench in my plans since the merge. What Nicklas wasn’t prepared for is the fact that I can adapt to whatever situation that is thrown at me, and I’ve been able to shift gears, adjust, and keep on driving down the highway. Part of that adjusting though is getting rid of the target on my back from this trio. Winning this immunity was high key crucial. By me being immune, and Kurt having the social game he has, the only member of the Gross Sisters that people can get the votes on is Jake. The smartest thing for the The Butterflies to do was to plant the seeds and reap the harvest. Just nudge nudge Malik/Lukas/Sarah to something they already want to do, just don’t realize they would have the votes for. Oh just in case if I haven’t updated, The Butterflies consists of Ned, Kurt and myself, named because when I told Ned to be smooth with his game play, he responded “I’ll be as smooth as a butterfly” FLSKDJ got to love the straights <3. Ned and Kurt have a tendency to overthink, they’re really nervous about the execution of the move, and I am to. Because Jake has an idol, and he has enough info to blow up all our games. Voting him out is like trying to deactivate a bomb. One cut of the wrong wire and BOOOOOOOM, we’re dead. Because of that we have to make sure that this doesn't get back to Nicklas. To help stall, I’m telling literally everyone I can get my hands on that I want to vote Nicklas out. That bridge is already burned so might as well keep lighting it on fire hehe. If the destraction vote is Nicklas, than that can hopefully justify my shady behavior to Nicklas and Jake. Hell, maybe Jake would play the idol on Nicklas, which would be beautiful. The thing I’m most worried about is Malik or Lukas approaching Nicklas with the plan to vote out Jake. If they do it’s imperative I organize a split vote. 4 votes on Jake, 2 votes on Nicklas, and 2 votes on Sarah. It will suck because Jake will be left in the game with ample time to expose Ned, Kurt and I, but at least Nicklas will be gone and Jake will have lost some power. Malik and Lukas are already plotting, thinking this is their idea, and Sarah approached me acting like she talked about it with Malik and not Lukas. IM TELLING YALL SARAH AND LUKAS ARE TIGHT AKLSDJF THEY CAN TRY TO HIDE IT FROM ME BUT IM THE QUEEN OF SECRET ALLIANCES. So Sarah brought up voting out Jake and I acted all morally conflicted, said I needed the night to think about it. Sarah can be really flighty so I need her to think she’s in the driver seat. I feel awful. I'm promising an end game and everything, I even made a final 3 with her and Ned, but I need to do what I need to do, to get The Butterflies to the end. Plus I think she’s high key playing me because her and Lukas are def something. I made a deal if we did Jake this time, she HAS to use her vote steal to get out Nicklas right after. I’m pretty sure this is going to be a double tribal, and that’s when I’ve been planning to take Jake and Nicklas out in one fell swoop. This plan is so fragile, and can literally blow up at any second, but if I don’t make this move, I know Jake will not let me touch final 3. My game has always been taking people out, before they could take me out, and that’s just what I have to try to do. If this move does work, final 7 is going to be tricky tricky, if Ned, Kurt and I can make it past it, we’re almost home free, but everyone is going to want to take a shot at me if I lose immunity. Kurt and I have talked about him being the one to pull the trigger. He’s going to go around saying it’s time to take a shot at me, and we’ll see who goes with it, and who won’t. The idea is forcing Sarah into using her steal a vote to help me get out Nicklas. If it is a double tribal, everything is going to happen fast, I just need to make sure I keep myself grounded and calm. I know this jury is bitter as fuck at me right now. And as my body count gets higher and higher, so does the salt level. But even though it seems impossible, I am WINNING this game I swear to God. I have fought tooth and nail, I’ve run this season, and I will take my rightful place on the throne, with my third crown. 

So this vote will go one of two ways: 1) Jake or Sarah go home, which are both fine by me. I would die for Jake to be taken out since he’s so distant towards me, but if Sarah goes due to some shifty shit I’m fine with it. Kurt and I have been working soooo hard on getting the votes on Jake, and we think we have Malik and Ned and maybe even Sarah. But Sharifa is still on her warpath towards Nicklas and Jake wants Sarah, so who knows. 2) Either Kurt or I go home. People have been eerily quiet around me and I know that in this season, that’s a bad omen (as Matt and Dennis have proven). So maybe I’m paranoid, or maybe I’m about to get clapped. All I know is that if I survive this round and a potential live round tonight, this game will be more in my hands than it ever has been.

[sportsleague365]

The FIFPro World XI shortlists have been released. The shortlists are divided into positional categories and feature some of the world’s best players, most of whom have had great seasons. The final World XI will be anyone’s guess, but here our writers have come up with their own individual teams based on the shortlist: Muhammad Butt, Chief WriterGK – Keylor Navas:The season’s standout goalkeeper (Jan Oblak) wasn’t even nominated and so Navas takes this award as he won his third-straight Champions League trophy. DEF – Sergio Ramos, Raphael Varane, Diego Godín, Jordi Alba:Alba’s phenomenal season should be rewarded at left-back whilst Godín stands alone, leaving a toss-up between Umtiti and Varane (both equally worthy) for who joins him. FIFPro’s rules state the four most-voted defenders will get on here, so living legend Ramos can slip into his old role at right-back. Key stat: No La Liga player provided more assists when playing as full-back than Jordi Alba did last season (8). MID – Sergio Busquets, Luka Modric, Kevin De Bruyne:Busquets is still a peerless force of match control and Modric is a no-brainer given how spectacular he was in Real Madrid’s Champions League triumph as well as Croatia’s World Cup run. N’Golo Kanté and Eden Hazard (a midfielder?!) present good cases for the final spot, but it’s impossible to overlook De Bruyne who was the chief mastermind of a record-setting and history-making 100-point Premier League win for Manchester City. Key stat:Kevin De Bruyne provided more assists than any other player in Europe’s top five leagues last season (16). FWD – Lionel Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo, Antoine Griezmann:Messi is the world’s best player so he obviously makes it in, and Ronaldo continues to set new records in goalscoring so he can’t be left out either. The final spot is another dead-heat between World Cup winners as Griezmann and Kylian Mbappé face-off; with the Atleti man just making the cut thanks to his Europa League heroics. James Richards, Staff WriterGK – Thibaut Courtois: The Belgian goalkeeper was superb at the World Cup and his performance really deserved better, however, his efforts didn’t go unnoticed as Real Madrid swoop for the player this summer. Key stat:Thibaut Courtois made more saves than any other goalkeeper at the World Cup (27). He saved 80.65% of shots he faced, the second highest among goalkeepers to have played more than once in the tournament. DEF – Kieran Trippier, Raphael Varane, Virgil van Dijk, Marcelo: Trippier had an outstanding World Cup and took his game up another level while at left-back Marcelo continues to show his class. Liverpool will be able to build a title challenge on the reliability of van Dijk and World Cup winner Varane is the best defender in the world right now. MID – N’golo Kante, Luka Modric, Kevin De Bruyne:Kante makes every team he plays in winners. From Leicester City, Chelsea and the French national team, all these sides have taken massive strides with the diminutive Frenchman in the side. Modric was a key man in the rise of Croatia at the World Cup and De Bruyne was the key creator for Manchester City’s 100-point title. Key stat:No player made more interceptions in the Premier League (85) or the World Cup (20) than N’Golo Kante. FWD – Kylian Mbappe, Harry Kane, Cristiano Ronaldo:Mbappe, still only 19, is sheer class and World Cup Golden Boot winner Kane helped England to new heights not scaled in nearly 30 years. Ronaldo is still the best in the world even at 33! Lionel Messi just misses out for me after struggling to impose himself at the World Cup despite still being an amazing talent. Chris Smith, Staff WriterGK – David de Gea: Taking his slightly shaky World Cup aside, the fact de Gea almost single-handedly took Manchester United to a second-place finish in the Premier League, while a large part of their squad was sub-par, is astounding. DEF – Kieran Trippier, Sergio Ramos, Virgil Van Dijk, Marcelo:Trippier is a player I’ve rated very highly for a number of years and to finally see him getting the plaudits after a wonderful World Cup is great to see, while van Dijk was instrumental in Liverpool’s strong end to last season. Marcelo was as dynamic as ever at left-back for Real Madrid and, love him or hate him, Sergio Ramos has had another stellar season, playing a huge role in their Champions League win. Key stat: Since making his Premier League debut for Liverpool in January, Virgil van Dijk has been involved in more clean sheets (10) than any other player in the league. In the 17 league games he has played with Liverpool, they have conceded 10 goals. MID – N’Golo Kante, Luka Modric, Kevin De Bruyne:Modric is rightly taking a large number of plaudits at the moment after another fantastic season, while De Bruyne is probably the top creative midfielder in the Premier League right now. Kante was unbelievable in Russia this summer and continues to be a trophy magnet for every team he plays for, even if he is too humble to admit it. FWD – Lionel Messi, Mohamed Salah, Cristiano Ronaldo: The fact that all three of these struggled to impose themselves on the World Cup is mind-blowing but shouldn’t tarnish what was an incredible campaign for all three. They scored a staggering 133 goals between them, with Ronaldo and Messi destroying La Liga once again, while Salah exploded onto the English scene with a Golden Boot. Key stat: Cristiano Ronaldo finished last season’s Champions League campaign as top-scorer for the sixth consecutive campaign after scoring 15 goals in the competition. Sam Long, AskFans EditorGK – Thibaut Courtois:Courtois was streets ahead of any of his rivals at the World Cup – with David de Gea’s top knot slip up costing him dearly. DEF – Kieran Trippier, Raphael Varane, Diego Godín, Marcelo: Marcelo sneaks in almost by default, courtesy of a distinct lack of options at left-back, while the Bury Beckham deserves a place for giving me the peak moment of my life. Varane has been sensational for both club and country and the old war horse Godin never fails to impress. Key stat: No player made more clearances (44) at the 2018 World cup than Raphael Varane. MID – N’Golo Kanté, Kevin De Bruyne, Luka Modric:De Bruyne may have slipped off the radar somewhat due to injury, but the chance to partner him with Modric cannot be missed. The humble Kante simply has to be involved too, even if only for his infectious smile. FWD – Lionel Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo, Kylian Mbappé:Ronaldo and Messi may have endured early exits in Russia, but they are still operating on another planet when compared to the majority of their peers. Mbappe edges out Mohamed Salah up front due to the manner of his defining displays in Russia. The 19-year-old is one of only three teenagers to play in a World Cup final and is going to have one hell of a career. Key stat:Mbappe’s four goals at the World Cup were the most by a teenager since Pele scored six in 1958. Harry Edwards, Staff WriterGK – David de Gea: Even though the Spaniard has not had the best couple of months for club and country, there is still no better goalkeeper in the world right now than de Gea, who continuously finds ways to defy science with magnificent reflexes and near-impossible saves. DEF – Joshua Kimmich, Raphael Varane, Diego Godín, Marcelo: There were so many good defenders to choose from in the shortlist this year, but even then some stood out more than the others. Marcelo has been the best left-back in the world for quite some time, while Varane’s year has moved him closer to Godin as one of the best centre-backs. Right-back has not been the greatest position this year, but Joshua Kimmich’s presence there for Bayern Munich is vital. MID – N’Golo Kanté, Luka Modric, Paul Pogba: A midfield borne out of the World Cup final, Kante, Modric and Pogba have had amazing years. Chelsea midfielder Kante manages to get better with each passing year and was pivotal to France’s World Cup win alongside Pogba who was finally given some freedom to reign across the pitch, while Modric’s importance to both Real Madrid and Croatia cannot be understated. Key stat:Luka Modrić became the first player to win the World Cup Golden Ball and the UEFA Men’s Player of the Year award in the same year since Ronaldo in 1998. FWD – Lionel Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo, Mohamed Salah: There is no more-terrifying attacking trio this year than one consisting of Messi, Ronaldo and Salah. Two of the three found their biggest successes in the Champions League last season, with Ronaldo and Salah both Real Madrid and Liverpool respectively to the final while, despite his The Best snub, Messi is still the greatest football player in the world. Key stat:No La Liga player scored more goals (34), created more chances (87) or completed more take-ons (185) than Lionel Messi last season. The post Debate: Who should be named in the 2018 FIFPro World XI? appeared first on Squawka News. #FIFProWorldXI #SergioBusquets #RaphaelVarane

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