#luffy losing his shit midway saying 'gum gum penis' and yknow what. me too | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

zeravmeta · 11 months ago

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i know luffy is aroace coded (and in my heart he is, celibacy win!) but also i think we are underestimating the potential comedy of luffy having sex because that idiot is irreverent of every single thing and you just know he wouldn't find sex to be like. special. its just something people do for fun!

his ass is on the snail phone within the hour like traffy did you know about sex??? lets have some! and then the strawhats have to tackle him away from the phone before they have like 4 separate naval armadas at their doorstep vying for the opportunity

#someone finding sex irreverent is inadvertently how you know the sex will be good #but listen to me. it would be so fucking funny #luffy losing his shit midway saying 'gum gum penis' and yknow what. me too #gotta find that one post thats like 'sex ed? how stupid do you have to be to study for sex lol??'#zerav meme #one piece #also b4 anyone says it Luffy already absolutely knows what sex is he just doesnt care #if he did care it would be in the same category as funny games to play with friends in his brain

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