#lucienne alvery beringer

[slightlyhighkey]

I have a dnd character names Lucienne who’s basically Gaston when it comes to strength vs intelligence but y’know. she’s not a dick so I rewrote the gaston lyrics for her i guess??? Anyways below the cut, a song about my very gay Knight.

@aelabee since you insisted you get tagged

Dear it concerns me to see you, 'Cienne Looking so very upset Everyone here'd love to be you, 'Cienne Even when breaking a sweat! There's no lass in town as revered as you Your everyone's favourite knight Everyone's charmed and besotted by you and why's such an obvious sight

No one's sweet as Cienne no one's fleet as Cienne No one's capable of many feats as Cienne For there's no gal in town quite as charming

Flawless, a beautiful jewel

You can ask any Dawn, Eve, or Avery And they'll tell you by who they'd prefer to wrestle ( ;)))) )

Who woo's girls like Cienne? Who's lance  twirls like Ciennes? who's so clearly not into men like Cienne

(As a woman I guess you could say I'm campy)

My what a pal that Cienne!