#lucfer = humanity’s first rizz master

[doorknobinmyayuss]

Angel talking to lillith: okay I get it… you’re a TALL strong independent woman who don’t need no man… but what in the 7 rings made you leave this??? *gestures to lucifer making rubber ducks in the corner*

Lucifer: *lizard blinks* hm? Ya talking about me???

Angel: he’s literally an angel! Sent from heaven!! Probably the most attractive man to ever exist!!! Like I’m hot but this guy has so much autistic rizz he’s got an asexual overlord with daddy issues questioning himself!!!

Alastor: Ace-A-what-now? *unfazed by daddy issues*

Lucifer: The heck is Rizz? *unfazed by autistic*

[doorknobinmyayuss]

Adam: *hitting on Alastor with crude gay sex jokes* 😎

Alastor: 😀 ha! HA! GetTheFuckAwayFromMe. 🙂

Lucifer: *heavy breathing* 👁-👁

Charlie: uuuh dad? are you okay?…

Lucifer: ye-yeah-yes deer... fuck... Uhm… is it hot in here?... or is it just the antlers? -I MEAN AIR-CON!!!

Can we talk about how this man-

This short king goober, stole TWO wives. From the same guy, too. What type of rizz does he have? He must have some sort of goofy silly swag or something idk.

I bet you if Adam got a husband, this mad lad would still try to steal him from Adam. His type has gotta be "Married to the first man God created" and I love that for him.