#lucellum

[rausule]

O* II

Eamus, qui Argonautas moeroris

priores regulares pendebant. Minari saltem sentiebat et ideo in eorum societate remittitur. Excessit, in unam sententiam cum 'Ah, sed non considerasti Vogons, habes?, quod permisit unus adulescens dives, ut in suas ipsas opiniones de Vogon sociologiae personales mitteret.

Ford tandem invenit talea idonea sementi, quod ubi eum invenimus.

"Sed si potum emisti mihi, potes circumire dicens "Scisne quinam alteram noctem potationem emi? Praefectus Ford, ille est qui. Nolo sapio, ne insimulabo quod repetas mercedibus meis. nomen." Non opus est. Infelix victima aliquid admodum obscoenum in tabula creaturae increpuerat, sperans tabulam postulaturum ut foras prodiret ac repeteret. Tabula obligatur et victima Ford satam.

Ford attentionem switched ad magnum TV velum inspectoris in muro. Inter maculas alcohol, lector circa Vogon seditiones suffocatus est. Apparet, tres turmae volatilium vigilum in seditiones descendisse, cum periti instrumentorum causas seditionum multis verbis agitatae sunt. Omnes rationes antiquae reprimuntur et incidentibus topicis injecti sunt ad meliorem fidem. Nemo Vogons quaesivit, qui facile explicari posset quod modo utilem visum eo tempore. Auditor traditus editori sociali qui Ford agnovit unum e maximis omnium temporum factionibus. Satis erat ad audiendum Ford. Quod audivit facturum fuisse Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster attingere aliquid ad se stabiliendam.

"Et sane, omnia lumina principalia galaxiae socialis pa- runt sibi fortasse maximum vercundus, cum Eccentrica Gallumbits, meretrix Eroticonis triplex-mamillae Sex, egrederetur, in multisque aliis permutationibus partium. Ita invitat. In nuptiis Zaphod Beeblebrox impressae sunt....

Vadum in scabello suo circumstare conatus est, capite suo adsequi conatum. Tunc animum induxit ut in celebratione naufragium faceret. Zaphod hoc modo voluisset. In hac hora moeroris societatem quasi cupiebat sentiebat, ideo statuit ne naufragium faceret, et puellam quaereret. Prorsus sobrius yult et exspectet puellam. Foris ambulavit, super victimam miseram pristinam, et nunc pacata via descendit. Hoc erat quod bella capitalia, quae regionem everterant, desierant, vel saltem induciae dictae sunt. Necesse est iunctos conatus fractiones pugnae imponere

ilico multae in divitibus iuvenum trendibus in suis mobilibus titubantes ut domum currebant.

Ford in omni porta prospiciens et multa interesting res vidit, sed non quid vellet. Utque ita naufragium statuit, non curaret quam puellam reperit, notam vocem audivit.

"Persoluta sunt ista duo verba adhuc?" Subnixum est a fugax devastatingly sed substantia risu, qui motus eius ad misericordiam clamans.

"Fui te quaesivi" erat omnia Ford administrare potuit.

"Te quoque quaesivi!" exclamat. "Debeo tibi gratias maximas apparenter. Cum in introitu tuo de forensi posuistis, locus hic locupletibus inundatus est. Satis feci ut totum aliquid operae darem". Illa omnia juris notas cum Ford ferendi erat.

"Bene, quomodo putas ire ad societatem nuptiarum Omp?"

"Bona mihi sonat. Melius ergo nos ipsos introducere volumus. Bolo nomen meum est".

Cerebrum Ford narravit quod ad omnes regiones eius accessit et innuendum cum Quod me admonet aliquid de Tellure, quod linguam meam occupavit per multas horas laetas, quod cerebrum suum examinavit et ad sensum communem misit. Sensus communis institutus et sententia secundum censum ad mores transegit. Mores aestimatio questa est, ut solet, quod laboratum est nec dicere potuit utrum bene acceptum esset an eveniret in alapis qui dolorem moveret et totum cerebrum sciret quid negotii causa esset. Sensus communis placuit cogitationem latebram mittere in memoriam tenendam et adhibitam recentiori tempore, spe lepidi, apres sexus reflexionis.

"Im Praefectus Vadum." Extendit manum et quassavit impigre, mirans tactum mollem et tenaci praecordia.

"Quomodo iter faciemus?"

Lucellum in ford oculo formatum.

"Vos spectatis unum maximi Crispi hikeri in galaxia."

"Pecuniam accipiam et linteum."Ford sciebat se puella somnia sua obtigisse.

[diamondsableye]

So to celebrate @xdragonloverx‘s big Gijinka reveal on their ask blog, @inquiring-the-stars-above, I decided to introduce mine as well, albeit in a much more silly format.  I haven’t mentioned my Gijinkas for the various McGuffins in @askswapsaga yet, and I’m not so sure If I ever would in the future, so now seemed like as good a time as ever to bring them into the light.

I’m going to go into more detail on these guys down below so feel free to read.

Welcome to The Void!  

Where nothing matters, interactions aren’t cannon, and the actual cannon is all made up anyways

So these first two belong to @xdragonloverx, the rest being all mine, let’s start off with

This bitch

Anshi (Dark Star)

Is a bitch

Her hair has 5 points, cuz star

Irises turn to slits when feeling extreme emotion

Has a secret love for chocolate

Don’t leave her alone with children, and no, not in the “she’s really irresponsible” kind of way, more so in the “She’ll make them cry and then drink their tears” kind of way

Is a manipulative abusive fuck

Definition of a resting bitch face

Really fucking hates everyone (But especially Volo)

Wears 4″+ heels despite already being 7 feet tall (Insecure much?)

Still only the second tallest out of everyone

Her aesthetic is Gothic nightmares and sadness

Probably uses a flip phone

A tennis ball

Starlow (Starlow)

Still a tutorial

Still overly chipper

Starlow

Anshi is allergic to her

Is doing her best

Shaped like a friend

“Why is the only one here shorter than me an actual child?”

Magical gorl

Probably Binges Sailor moon with Flos on occasion

The only voice of reason

Runs admin on the server, but no one respects her authority

Always comes to arranged gatherings, mostly to keep tabs on things and make sure nothing gets out of hand

Despite this, everything always manages to get out of hand

Alright these next few belong to me In the Super Swap Saga AU/ @askswapsaga

Skele Fuck

Volo (Shadow Star) [Swap of Dark Star]

Is skeleton/zombie/demon thing, basically undead since he’s a black hole, which is essentially a dead star

Is a reality bender and absolutely should not be

Doesn’t ever use his powers cuz sleep is more important

always has bags under his eyes (eye sockets?)

Oldest of the stars, existing for nearly x2 as long as Anshi

Is a mind reader and absolutely should not be

Probably a stoner

Does not give any fucks

Technically eats stars, but he’s chill with this gang

Harasses Anshi like it’s his hobby (it is)

Really fuckin T O L

All of his knowledge is cursed

Banned from the discord server

“Is Myspace still a thing?”

Flos (Dark Bean) [Swap of Beanstar]

All his clothes are custom made by him which is why he looks... the way he does

Only awakens to the voice of a powerful warlord (Swap Bowser in this case) because he’s such a fucking metal head

Too emo/punk/goth for his own good

Has an edgy philosophical connection to mother nature and breeds piranha plants

practices alternative medicine (Like crystals and herbs and shit) and it actually works

Cries easily

Dresses up as anime chicks for cons cuz he’s a weeb, and probably has a body pillow too

has probably done acid before

Volo convinced him to grow Cosmic weed

Basically made Spero his little bro

Fell for Anshi once (Big Mistake)

Plays one of those Harmonica Pianos

Claims to understand “The true meaning of reality”

Uses Tic Toc unironically

Lapis Lazuli recolor

Lucellum (Cobalt Stone) [Swap of Colbalt Star]

Lesbian goddess

The “Cool Aunt” of the group

Most responsible one of the group but that isn’t saying much

Everyone suspects her of secretly being a furry

Sometimes says “owo” out loud ironically

Liked heels until Anshi ruined them for her

Wears a new hairpin every day

Calls Flos out on his drama queen bullshit

Probably has ice powers or some shit, but she’s so hot tempered no one knows for sure

Can effortlessly wear 12″+ heels

Only one on the server with a custom tag

Arranges game nights for the gang

Marshmallow Child

Spero (Dream Star) [Swap of Dreamstone]

Actually is around the same age as Flos, he just suffers from Ash Ketchum Syndrome

Do. Not. Touch. His. Hair.

Flos wears a glove on his hand for a reason (probably because he’s angsty but still)

Is the weakest of the bunch so everyone is super protective of him

Probably has secret demon powers or something, but if he does he’s too much of a smol to use them

Loves fluffy sweaters and soft scarves

Somehow was able to contain Swap Dreambert for several centuries despite his lack of magical strength

Over uses @Everyone in the Discord chat but no one wants to call him out for it

No one is allowed to leave him and Anshi alone unsupervised

Correction, Flos is never allowed to leave Spero and Anshi alone unsupervised

*Giggles Demonically*

Mallum (Nightmare Star) [Swap of Nightmare Stone]

Just kinda jitters to himself in a corner

is technically Spero’s celestial sibling, but let’s not talk about that

Has five mouths, three on his face, two on his neck, the ones covered by his scarf are constantly whispering

Never sleeps and sometimes appears at the foot of your bed during sleep paralysis to feed you a pineapple or some other bullshit fruit

What the fuck even is this mess of a star

Never cuts his hair and always looks scruffy

Quirky as all hell in the disturbing way

Claims he can turn himself invisible through sheer mental will (He can’t)

What the fuck is technology

You have a 50/50 chance on weather or not what this guy is saying has any semblance of sanity to it

Vanishes frequently

Also appears out of nowhere frequently