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Diabolik Lovers LUNATIC PARADE ;; Normal Ending

–> This ending is the same across all twelve different routes. You can unlock it by failing to select the right choices in the individual chapters. 

ー The scene starts in the treasure room of Bernstein Castle

Yui: ( Even though Count Walter had us dancing to his tune down till very end... )

( I’m truly glad we were able to safely get my heart back. )

( However, I guess this also marks the end of the Parade. Honestly, it makes me a little sad... )

Carla: ...Oi, you.

Yui: ...Y-Yes!

Carla: How long are you going to be standing by the door? Come here. 

Yui: But...Are you sure we can just enter the Count’s treasure room without permission? 

( After a series of events, the whole group eventually gathered together. )

( But I never thought they’d bring me here... )

( Everyone’s looking around at the treasures of their liking but won’t we get in trouble for doing this? )

Carla: Heh...There is nothing to be worried about. It appears that man is currently absent after all. 

Ayato: He played with us this whole damn time. 

So he better let us have our fun in the end!

Yui: You too, Ayato-kun...

Ayato: Anyway, Chichinashi. Try this on. 

*Rustle rustle*

Yui: Eh!?

( It’s a swimsuit made entirely out of red gemstones...!? )

Kou: Ehー? Where’s the appeal in that? You have zero fashion sense, Ayato-kun!

Ayato: Haah!? Say that again!? 

Kou: Personally, I think these pearl earrings would look great on you!

Hey, wouldn’t you agree with me, Carla-kun? 

Ayato: Nah, it gotta be this one! I’m sure understand where I’m comin’ from, right? 

Carla: ...

*WOOSH*

Ayato & Kou: ーー !? 

Yui: ( He used his magic to instantly make the items in their hands disappear...! )

Carla: I do not need some lowlife Vampires asking for my opinion. 

ー Carla walks away 

Yui: Ah, Carla-san...!

ー Reiji and Ruki run up to them 

Ruki: ...It appears that we were just too late. Tsukinami Carla, how could you...!? 

Reiji: Kuh...I cannot believe he reduced such historically valuable items to ashes...! 

Kou: Eh? Were those that big of a deal? 

Ayato: They’re just a bunch of toys, no? I’m sure you could find them in one of the shops downtown. 

Reiji: I have no words for your lack of knowledge... 

Ruki: Exactly. This treasure room is filled with nothing but high quality goods which are unavailable for purchase...

Yui: ( I had no idea this place was so impressive... )

Kou: Ah! I’ll go look for something even more amazing then!

Like the perfect tiara or necklace for M-neko-chan~!

Ayato: Hehe, what are you saying? She’d obviously look way better in something which shows a little more skin. 

ー Ayato and Kou run off again

Ruki: Oi! Stop running rampant!

Reiji: You two! Halt!

ー Reiji and Ruki chase after them

Yui: ( Reiji-san and Ruki-kun seem to be having a hard time. I wonder if they’ll be okay...? )

Kanato: ーー I’ve had enough!! What is place!? 

Yui: ーー !? 

( Was that Kanato-kun just now? It came from the back... )

( I’ll go check up on him. )

ー Yui walks towards the back of the room

Yuma: Oh, you arrived right on cue. 

Shuu: Haah...I guess you’ll have to do. Please take care of this guy. 

Yui: Are you talking about Kanato-kun...? 

Yuma: Yeah. He’s been completely out of control ever since this vintage candy he wanted oh-so badly got crushed. 

Yui: ( Antique...? Would it even still be edible then? )

Kanato: It’s very low of you to get her involved, Yuma...

Yuma: For the millionth time! It’s this fuckin’ NEET over here who ruined it and not me!

Shuu: How many times do I have to tell you I have no clue what you’re talking about...? 

Yuma: You crushed it underneath yer weight when rollin’ over in yer sleep! I saw it with my very own eyes!

Shuu: ...I remember no such thing.

Yuma: Aah!? Hold up...!

Kanato: Shut up! I honestly don’t care who is behind it at this point!

Just fix it! Just when...I finally found it...!

Yui: K-Kanato-kun, calm down. 

Um...Ah, look! There might still be a second one somewhere.

So let’s all look together, okay? 

Shuu: What a pain. If you want to look for it so badly, be my guest I guess? 

Yuma: Yeah, sounds good! We’re countin’ on ya!

ー Shuu and Yuma leave. 

Yui: Eh? But...

Kanato: ...

Yui: ( Guess I should probably start looking before Kanato-kun bursts out again... )

O-Okay! I’ll get going, okay? 

ー Yui walks away in search of the candy

Yui: ( That being said, this place is enormous, where do I even start loo... )

ー She bumps into something

*Thud* 

Yui: ーー Uu, owow...

( Uu...I fell down after bumping into something. )

Shin: Hehe, what are you doing? 

Azusa: Eve...Are you alright? 

Yui: Shin-kun, Azusa-kun... 

Laito: Bitch-chan~? I’m here too, see? 

Yui: What are you guys up to? It’s strange to see the three of you together. 

Laito: Nfu~ Well, we happened to having some ‘fun’ with the coffin you bumped into.

Yui: Eh? This one...? 

Azusa: Yeah...Subaru-san is inside...that rare coffin. 

Shin: He got all grumpy after we provoked him and retreated inside of there. 

So we decided it’d be fun to mess with him a little. 

Yui: I-I see...

Laito: Just watch? Look, like this...~

*Thud thud*

Laito: Suーbaーruーkuーn. Comeーoutーwhereverーyouーareー 

*Thud thud*

Azusa: Subaru-san...Are you still alive? 

*Thud thud* 

Yui: ( I-I feel like this’ll only make him less likely to come out... )

Shin: Haah...You guys are lacking vigor. You gotta go all out with this sorta stuff. ...Like thisーー Here!

*THUD*

*Thud*

Subaru: ーー Shut up already!

Azusa: Ah...Subaru-san.

Subaru: ...What is your problem!? All I want is to see how comfortable this coffin is but you jerks keep on gettin’ in my way...

Oh...It’s you. When did you get here...?

Yui: Ah, um...It’s a long story...

Laito: So, what’s your verdict~? How would you rate the coffin’s coziness? 

Subaru: The absolute worst, duh. 

Yui: R-Right...

Reiji: ...Good grief, what is this ruckus? Can you all not be a little more quiet? 

Subaru: Che...What do you want? 

Yui: Ah, Reiji-san...And the others as well...

Kanato: I came looking for you because you were taking an awfully long time. What have you been up to? 

Shin: Hm? Nii-san, that thing in your hand...

Carla: Ah, this? 

Yui: ( What could it be? It’s a tiny, but beautiful box... )

Ruki: It’s said to be a very valuable treasure, but only a woman is capable of opening it. 

Ayato: In other words...It’s your time to shine!

Yui: M-Me...?

Yuma: Heeh. Sounds interestin’. 

Kou: Right? Come on! Try opening it!

Shuu: Haah...What if it explodes in her face? 

Yui: E-Explode...!? 

Shin: Hehe...Wouldn’t that be kinda funny as well? 

Carla: Oi, woman. How long are you going to keep us waiting? 

Yui: ...Okay! Well then, I’ll open it...

*Clunk*

*Twinkle twinkle* 

Yui: ーー This is...

( Little sparkles of light have filled the entire room...!? )

Shin: Ah, it didn’t explode. 

Subaru: ...No way he’d have somethin’ so dangerous layin’ ‘round, right? 

Azusa: It’s very pretty, don’t you think...?

Reiji: Yes. I assume that the Parade has moved onto the final act as well. 

Ruki: If I recall correctly, it’s a custom to send lanterns off into the sky. 

Kanato: Heeh...I’m sure that’d make for quite a nice scenery as well...

Kou: Yeah, yeah! I’m sure it must be pretty...

Yuma: But ya know...I like this sight quite a bit too. 

Shuu: Agreed. I suppose this isn’t bad every once in a while. 

Carla: For once, I share your opinion. 

Ayato: Nice goin’, Chichinashi!

Yui: Yeah...Thanks!

( In the end, we never made it back to the Parade’s venue but... )

( I guess spending the finale together like this isn’t half bad either. )

ーー THE END ーー