#lozer post's

[dejectedlozer524]

Ok it turns out I ain't fucking finished here because it seems like everyone has stopped fucking talking about how @predstrogen @predesterone literally faced targeted harassment from terfs, nazis and the lolcow forms for YEARS to the point of her having to remake multiple times because she kept getting deleted due to mass report spamming and no matter how much she reached out to staff to ask them to help her they NEVER FUCKING LISTENED, then to further rub salt in the wound the ceo decided to personally delete @predesterone and ban her from tumblr for life just because Rita made a joke post wishing that the ceo would die in a car hammer explosion, then despite Avery not being on tumblr anymore the ceo took it upon himself to personally stalk her to twitter and breach data protection laws by revealing a bunch of blank blogs Avery had for shits and giggles just so he could keep personally harassing her, all this just for people to turn Avery's multiple year long harassment into "Ha ha another social media ceo had a meltdown!!! XDDDD" "CAR HAMMER EXPLOSION!!! XDDD", none of you actually care about the suffering of trans women and it fucking shows, you all make me feel sick!!!

[femmefaggot]

"someone called [url] followed do u think theyre a bad person"

"rheyre on tumblr"

[legendoflozer]

Hello! I’m legendoflozer, but you can call me Smokey!

I use She/Her pronouns and I’m 21.

This is my LOZ/LU side blog! I also write, though not very often as I draw, my ao3 is smokeyzz

I’m always down to talk and geek about loz! So please don’t hesitate to interact with me :)!

[benetnvsch]

every time I open my own blog I get jump scared like AUGHHH who is this guy

[gwladsas]

Today on the blog :

[neo-nomatrix]

(My) Nuisance Mini Series

Hobie Brown x Reader

Synopsis: You’ve been Hobies neighbor for around a year and you absolutely despise him. His stupid hair, stupid clothes, stupid music, and stupid boots. What happens when you find out he’s the one behind your favorite superhero’s mask?

Things to know! • Reader is obsessed with spiderman. Like totally in love with spiderman. • I use Spiderman and Spider-punk interchangeably (they’re both hobie) • A flat is an apartment in Britain • Reader uses british slang but isn’t necessarily british

a/n: so many people wanted this to be a mini series and i’m finally doing it!! idk how long this will be but i’ll post short installments for a while. Some will relate to others and some will be one parters.

Parts! -

One. (My) Nuisance

Two. Hate the AM, Hate the PM, But love you

Three. Drunk words are sober thoughts

Four. 10 Things i Hate about You

- The main story line is officially done! But the series isn’t over yet, more stories about Hobie and reader before and after the main story will come out soon!

Last update: June 13th 23

Stay Tuned for more!

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If you want to be apart of the taglist just comment!!

[kitjalytkin]

× “BLADE” , “GRIM” , “ROT” , “GIZMO”

× HE/THEY/IT/SNUFF

× MALE , TMASC , GAY

× NO DNI, WILL BLOCK IF UNCOMFORTABLE.

× ENG , DEU , KOREAN , JAPANESE

×TCC;; ACADEMY MANIACS ,, ANDREW BLAZE ,, 1999 ,, LANZA ,, BUSTAMANTE

× KMFDM ,, MSI ,, MCR ,, PENELOPE SCOTT ,, BABY BUGS ,, SMASHING PUMPKINS

× MINECRAFT ,, FALLOUT 4 ,, BATIM ,, FNaF ,, POKEMON

× LOZER 4 THEM!!!<33333

TVGS !!!

# ▄︻デ══━一 ` ` Natural erection ! [Husband posting]

# ▄︻デ══━一` ` 1999 [Colum posting]

#▄︻デ══━一 ` ` Puregen [Academy Maniacs posting]

#▄︻デ══━一 ` ` Rawr ! [Bustamante posting]

#▄︻デ══━一 kaynbred [Lanza posting]

#▄︻デ══━一 all the other kids with the pumped up kicks ! [ramble posting]

#▄︻デ══━一 ` ` Doomed souls [reblog + asks]

[sunsetcorvid]

hi about my splatoon stuff lol

i still dont know if my splatoon fixation is back, so if it's just a small fixation right now and not a full return, i want to get this out of the way

"what was the plan with that agent ask blog?"

i know i had that ask blog a while ago for the agents, and, unfortunately, that may never be continued

the overall story i had planned was to follow Neo through the after effects of ooze. the ooze sorta fused with her and that's why she has mammal-like features. another thing i had planned was a reveal that she had a strange telepathic link with Grizz, who was just chillin in space tbh i dont know if i thought of a solution for how he lives up there.

but yeah the idea was that they would be able to chat while dreaming and occasionally Grizz would be able to pop into her head and be like "ur a lozer lol"

"What happened to Four?"

A big event that takes place between Splatoon 2 and 3. This thing I was working on was gonna be huge, with a whole plan to make a fic and comics and animations for it. Unfortunately, burnout is a thing and I was overambitious with some friends and we never posted the first chapter. We obviously planned to, if anyone remembers my vague answers about Four's scars.

While I would love to actually tell everyone what that event was, i dont think some quick summary in a tumblr post would do it justice. I was, and still am, proud of the story Soul and I thought up. Even if all we ever wrote were a few concepts of chapters, we had a lot of world-building and character development.

But with that said, I will reveal what the scars on Four look like under the cut, I'm sure folks already had a vague idea with how similar his other scars are. Warning for some like. severe scarring idk

anyways check out this cool oc i made a couple days ago

first one was made around like late 2022 i think, and the second one is a quick sketch i just did

she's a little fucked up but it's okay

[councilblr-voting-rights]

JRWI's Most Redeemable Irredeemable

Okay we ALL know the drill by now, so let's just get down to business. I'm going to make a concluding post about the previous vote event thing when I get around to it, but for now I'm going to do the marginally easier thing and open nominations for a newer bracket. This bracket isn't going to start until some other brackets in the fandom conclude, there's nothing that urgent abt this tbh.

Nominate as many seperate characters as you would like.

Don't nominate the same character more than once.

They can be any character from any campaign, including the one-shots.

You have to prove that a character is certified irredeemable BEFORE proving they're redeemable. I want to know their crimes before I hear the apologetics for them. Your problematic fav is innocent until proven guilty until proven to be redeemable actually.

This is like collecting data on your little brains n stuff like I'm just curious what you freaks are gonna submit, go wild with it, go absolutely silly.

NOMINATE HERE LOZERS.

[merloksdigitaltoes]

Hi I’m here to ask you to draw things again

Umm Trace giving their mom a hug idk

sure

get post s6'd lozer

[dejectedlozer524]

There are still smear campaigns going around about @predesterone / @predstrogen and it's only gotten worse ever since she got nuked by the ceo, so stay vigilant and keep combating any and all misinformation you see, WE CAN'T LET THEM FUCKING WIN THIS EASILY!!!!!!!

[p-ai-nter]

INTRO POST LOZERS

ASS

Lethal shit

@techno-eats-memes (Meme Blog)

@crowwuzi (Bird enthusiast/MD fanfic blog)

• He/Him

• Transmasc

● Call me Techno, Elliott or Gregoriah

Art Tag : Pain.Suffering. And Penis (©️)

Random thought tag : techno speaks

I am inappropriate but not NSFW

Some Six lore : Here

Some video: Here

• Do you think that Unpleasant from Regretavator is hot? 🤨 (you're right)

I love being tagged <3

Tag Friendly ofc

I will literally cry if you draw my Ocs

-_^* Figuring out life so you don’t have to

-_^* I’ve scared at least 134 five year olds today

-_^* 209 Souls sold!

Goal: 250!

-_^* UZI IS MY BBG

-_^* I have like, 17 different drawing styles

(*￣∇￣)ノ

THE Random intro~~~

Things about me:

-_^* I art sometimes

[legendoflozer]

Imagine.

You live on an island where your people worship the Goddess Hylia. She’s so important to your culture that She’s in your Wing Ceremony, where you and your best friend play the roles of Goddess and Hero.

Then your best friend is taken away, fallen beneath the clouds.

And you would do anything for Zelda, so you travel down beneath the clouds to find her.

At first, you fail. You are told that you’re too slow, too weak. And before you know it, Zelda slips through your grasp at the Gate of Time. But you are told that you can still find her, you just have to get stronger.

It just so happens that the Goddess Hylia has prepared trials for you. The Silent Realms are horrifying, they make your heart beat in an unbearable pace and your breath tremble in your lungs, but even terrified you succeed.

You become stronger, and you forge the Goddess Sword into the Master Sword. You are able to open the Gate of Time.

There, you are reunited with Zelda.

There, you find out the truth. That the Goddess Hylia had created you and Zelda in preparation to defeat evil. For Zelda to become the Goddess reincarnated, while you are to play the role of the Hero, to play the role of the Weapon. That She used you, because She knew you would do anything for Zelda, and that in saving Zelda, you will save the world.

You are shaken, how can you, a mere mortal, somehow defeat an enemy that even an immortal goddess couldn’t?

But you would do anything for your Zelda, so you let her go and imprison herself in a crystal, while you go and find the Triforce.

Eventually, after the Song of the Hero, the final Silent Realm and Sky Keep, you find the Triforce.

You make a wish.

You reunite with Zelda, hopeful and filled with joy! It does not last long.

You face the impossible, you face hoards of monsters, a man turned sword.

You face the Bringer of Demise.

You do the impossible. You defeat Demise. You save Zelda. You save the world.

(You are cursed.)

You and Zelda have a happy ending and you stare at the Goddess Statue.

You feel. Conflicted, about Hylia.

You love Her. (You hate Her.) She has done so much for you. (You have gone through so much because of Her.) She loves you. (She used you.)

(You are a tool to Her.)

And now, you can’t escape Her, she is always watching, because now She is apart of Zelda and you can’t tell where Your Zelda ends and the Goddess Hylia begins.

But in the end, you would do anything for Zelda, just as your Goddess commands.

man,,, thinking about Sky again!! Mans can hold so much religious guilt and doubts (Me Projecting onto my Fav Link Again)

[themoonlitdancers]

THIS BLOG IS ABANDONED/INACTIVE. 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚃𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚍, *𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚢𝚖𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚍𝚘𝚝𝚋𝚘𝚝.

𝚅𝙸𝙴𝚆𝙸𝙽𝙶: 12.9 "TMD" ©SNA.CK -—- 2d 3h 29m

My name is Nikolae. My pronouns are he/him. I'm a traveller who happened to stumble upon this site (though, if you couldn't tell, I have to emulate it, hence "Tumbleweed", not "Tumblr").

Due to a glitch, or so is my working theory, I have... friends who can take control of my body. From my research, they do so very rarely— preferring to "spectate". Should I be absent, or should they be in my place, here are their introductions.

Anything else? Well, I guess you'll have to find out.

NARRATEXE H4S H1JCK3D YOUR POZT!1!!!11!

BAHAHHAHAHAHAH!! LOZER!!1!!

TUMBLEWEED-XCLUZIV3!

...OPENING TEXT FILE...

MY N4M3'Z NARRATEXE!!!!! 1'M NOT 1NVOLV3D W1TH US3R *themoonlitdancers!!!!!,,, EW!!. BUUUUUT ,, 1'M H3RE ON B3H4LF OF him TO T3LL YOU, TH1Z BLOG CONT4INZ...

...OPENING LINK...

TOP1CZ L1K3 cults, abuse, 4ND unsure. FOLLOW 4T YOUR 0NW R1ZK!!1

4DD1T1ON4L 1NFO: #commentary 1Z FOR BLOG POZTZ. #call received 1Z FOR 1N-WORLD 1NT3R4CT1ONZ. #call ended 1Z FOR COMPL3T3D THR34DZ.

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W3LL!, TH4T'Z MY WORK DON3!!!1. 1F YOU 4ZK FOR M3, 1 W1LL 4PP34R!!! BUT FOR NOW... H3R3'Z YOUR POST B4CK XD

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[ask-hannah-blog]

Have you ever heard of emoji tf? It's been getting increasingly popular with the younger Transformation enthusiasts. For those unfamiliar with it, it's comparable to a kind of humiliation variant of Bimbofication.

So you receive an emoji on your phone, a random one selected by the person trying to transform you, "😂" This one, for instance. After seeing it, your skin starts to turn yellow, and you get curvier. Your clothes change, standard stuff you see in most bimbofications. Your typing and speaking style tends to also get worse. Usually devolves into typical teenager typing patterns "u r such a lozer lol dis is hawt lol", you get the idea.

Then, here's the kicker, your face starts to turn into the emoji. at that point, you can't really emote anymore and you wouldn't want to anyway. You have a compulsion to act and talk in a way that fits the emoji your face has turned into. "🤢" For example this one would probably have you act disgusted about everything all the time like that character from Inside Out, with a bimbo flair.

Once you're fully transformed, you usually start texting your friends and trigger their own emoji transformation, after which they transform their own friends, and so on. It's deceptively fast before it's too late, and the trigger is usually so innocuous that you wouldn't realize you're in danger of being transformed until it's too late. If your friends ever message you and their typing style isn't how you remember it being, or they seem off in any way, stop talking to them before it's too late.

Be really careful with this thing, I got lucky with it personally, but it's practically gone through my whole campus, and we're still trying to figure out what to do about it.

But why though?

Posting to share the information.

I’ll see if the guys at SunWoofer are working on anything to filter that out. Pretty scary stuff.

That being said if anyone wants to turn me into this beauty, have at it:

🥺

This is also acceptable:

🦸���♀️

But sadly I’m a

👩🏻‍💻

[sissy-in-need-of-estrogen]

Haii again itz Bambi, Bambi already knows how to realy ruin thas lozer sisse. Bambi iz gona finaly gat sizzy estrogen hehhee, Bambi wil makk sur that sissy seez the changes wen itz 2 latee. Sissi cant se the posts Bambi makes because she doesn’t remeber them after trance, but Bambi does. Any rec is appreciated plz send enough to ruin lozer sisy