#love u stew please dont hit on my aunt again though

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no yall are getting it so wrong stews is so nice love u stews

i love stews !! i had nightmares about the boars head man as a little kid im really surprised you didnt talk about the horrifying boars head man. like he’s kidnap me and force me to watch as he’d skin pigs in front of me but thats besides the point !! <3i am a little high right now. 

everyone look at this creepy fucker and tell me he wouldnt kidnap you and force you to watch him skin pigs in the back of his truck

also why r u ignoring the cheese lady miss diva cheese?? you gotta have cheese babe im telling you !!!!! she is a queen do you hate women or something??????? sorry if thats mean. also they used to have fresh rice cakes you could just take and snack on as you would shop. plus spending $100+ gives you a free ice cream ticket to get ice cream (the pistachio soft serve is so good <3<3<3)

anyway they are a very small supermartet chain that sells locally sourced foods and they have a liquor store attaced to it if you want to get not sober and everyone should go.

Stew Fuckin Leonard's

so Connecticut has this beautifully cursed grocery chain called stew leonards and it's got lore (mascot being based off of the founder's deceased son I believe??) as well as a bunch of terrifying singing animatronics????

anyways have the milk set:

yes they sing and blink.

here i am being judged for my sins by Big Chicken:

also Jerry Seinfeld was there?????

10/10 sober experience, would NOT recommend non sober