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#love them but theyd ruin the ecosystem with their nasty fucking
higuchisora · 2 months
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Tianlang-Jun not getting sealed under a mountain and having his happy ever after with Su Xiyan would've been insufferable tbh. Binghe would be the least of everyone's worries because there's no way those two freaks wouldn't have had the same amount of kids Bingge did but with JUST EACH OTHER. They'd have to seal TLJ under a mountain anyway because him and SXY were having too much sex and singlehandedly overpopulating the world with overpowered half heavenly demon human cultivator tyrants.
And then they'd have to seal SXY under a mountain too because there's no way she'd have let that shit slide. Fully convinced that the only reason MXTX made her carry LBH was because there's no way OPM's plan would've succeeded otherwise.
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