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quillify-tries-to-talk · 3 years ago

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Here I am, to continue to this thread!!! Let's go

Rohan, the long-lost twin people forgot

Look like cinnamon rolls. Could actually kill you :)

Them, at sixteen: heists, stealing, hacking, making money

Me, aged sixteen: wut iz carbon chain? ;-;

Adopted by the evil genius mastermind who saw them for their amazing talent and eventually became brother figures to them (which they def won't admit)

Finally showing all weary students that STEM might prove useful someday *cheers, clapping* for questionable business *cheering stops o_O*

Start out as underestimated and ridiculed by everyone. End up happily swimming in money, comfortable in their own skin and abilities

(Ex)Military himbos

Look like they could kill you. Are actually cinnamon rolls.

Worked in the army once. A long time ago. It changed them fundamentally.

Had to spend some time in lull, thirsting and waiting for revenge because the cause of their problems had disappeared and was well-sheltered and secured while they weren't.

Oh, you're scared of them?? Because of how tall and burly they look? Oh, don't worry. At most times, they possess only two (2) braincells, honey.

Would you rather a) fly into rage when someone insults any mother in the world, even if it's a common swear now OR b) weakly try to defend your bigoted country from an edgy bunch of criminals, not realizing that brainwashing is a thing

Eventually tho, you realize that they're actually so sweet. Such a good friend. They try their best to learn from their mistakes and move forward. Loyal asf.

At least one of them made it to the end :)))))

Tammy aka Drama Princess

Material Girl blasts in the background as they enter, wearing their best clothes, nails perfect, faux feather boa hanging from their shoulders. What's the occassion, you ask :0 oh nothing. They just felt like dressing up on a weekday

No seriously someone draw these two side by side in sparkling red dresses. I will love you forever

FOOD ENTHUSIASTS!!!! (HC that they sit down in some pretty café to swap cakes and waffles and Indian street food because Nina would love it, I'm sure. And they gossip about their dumbass found family and how much everyone loves them)

Actually you wouldn't guess it but they're the mom friend. All the sparkle and shine hides an incredibly kind heart and they care so much about their friends, and constantly check up on the others, even the evil mastermind who supposedly needs no one -_-

Also can we please discuss if Tammy had some neuro-muscular disorder that Bollywood wrote off as "lmao daure" -_-

ChaosTM

Being random is a form of art and they are Picasso :)

One (1) braincell that gets uneasy when things start going a bit peacefully. Solution: chaos!! *cheers*

Life of the party!! Everyone loves them for the drama they bring. Ask them to pull a crazy stunt and they will gladly do so

To everyone's immense surprise, broody evil mastermind genius dude likes them :0 When everyone wonders if Chaos can do it, mastermind's faith never wavers goddammit, mastermind, would it kill you to show affection for them once

Actually, a very loyal friend. Would go to hell and back for them. Would trust the other person with all their heart.

Careful tho. They have emotions too. They're not just happy troublemakers.

Battling addictions (alcohol, gambling) i will not launch into an essay on why Bollywood needs to do better mental illness portrayals. not today! please!

Would do anything for their parents (Thank you, Leigh, for giving us a good parental figure. And, Bollywood, why don't we talk about how we didn't give Nandu any closure after that one throwaway line about how he's moving all mountains as a middle-class man to afford treatment for his sick mother -_-)

Are often treated as side character comic relief by people when they aren't.

Hence, proved!! Happy New Year is SoC on crack. Farah Khan is actually Leigh Bardugo's clone o_0

Happy New Year is basically Six of Crows on crack: a thread

by @quillify-tries-to-talk and me-

So basically we had this conversation which led us to make this post, so ladkimalik of us 🤪 so basically Farah Khan either was inspired by Six of Crows or she's a Leigh Bardugo clone (conspiracy theory so hear me out-)

Charlie, the Walmart Kaz: