#love azriel but he's a class traitor by all ends and purposes
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
seleneprince · 19 days ago
Text
The way I would read the shit out of this til it consumed my soul. I'm serious
yall know those “whatever video shows up on your fyp first is which court you belong to!!” tikytokys
i keep getting the night court and i just want it on the record that y’all don’t want me there. bc if i EVER get thrown into the night court i’m overthrowing the government immediately.
i go to the Illyrians and promise them housing. i go to HC and promise them the ability to LEAVE THE FUCKING MOUNTAIN. oops sorry rice boy, got your armies. now where’s my guillotine??
what’s velaris gonna do? paint me a picture? sing me a song? f in the chat my guy because guess who doesn’t need an entire vault of jewels? all i gotta do is walk into the slums and rant about your 5th mansion.
gonna wish you spent less time fucking and flying and more time ruling, huh?
175 notes · View notes