#love Godbox!4’s design (my sona has a similar design-) but I went for the low hanging fruit

[askthesmg4apprenticeshipau]

What up, I'm back with my other AU child, let's go!

(To SMG4, SMG3, SMG4, SMG6, Mario, Mr. Puzzles, and Bob)

Godbox!3 suddenly dive-bombs in from above and lands hard on Godbox!4

Godbox!3: Aaaaaaand stuck the landing! How’s that for an entrance!

Godbox!4: (Hissing in pain) Awww, are you looking to me for validation? You insecure or something?

Godbox!3: …(sighs) Never mind. You see what I have to put up with? Anyways, I’m SMG3 of Godbox AU, AKA the best character ever. Enough of these sappy questions! Mine are better!

Godbox!3: (clears throat) Tell me, plebeians, what is your best insult? I want you all to roast SMG4. I don't care which one, just don't hold back! And if you sit out, then you're LAME and a PUSSY-

Godbox!4: Just play along with him kids, I think he’s trying to compensate for how old and crusty he is!

Godbox!3: Will you SHUT UP WE LITERALLY CAN'T AGE ANYMORE

SMG4: …

SMG3: Alright. I can tell you this SMG4 looks like a rejected edgy tumblr OC from a 13 year old back in 2016. Hell, I’d even call you a tumblr creepypasta OC considering that damned smile you’re always wearing. What are you? Smile dog or some shit?

SMG3: And what’s with the chains? Couldn’t even die properly cuz you were brought back as this weird ass thing. I mean, what the hell are you? Why the hell are you even a furry? Seriously, is this some kind of… I don’t know what exactly to say cuz there’s a kid here-

SMG6: You’re supposed to be roasting him-

SMG3: I mean, are you into that kind of thing? Not to mention the cuffs. Congrats on being enslaved by the Godbox, asshole. Enjoy your death, cuz I think this will be a long one.

SMG6: 3, can-

SMG3: And another thing! *continues spewing insults*

SMG6: *leans in to SMG4’s ear* Is… is he ok…?

SMG4: This is the first time he’s gotten to truly insult anyone in a while. I say let him go at it.

Bob: Bitchless ass-

SMG3: *starts laughing* Ok. That was a good one

Bob: Thank you

SMG5: I’ll accept being lame and a pussy

SMG3: Really? Got nothing to say to this furry reject?

SMG5: Just that he clearly crawled out of a 10 year old’s weird SMG34 smut fanfic

SMG6: I was gonna say he’s not even scary, just a cute little plush toy

SMG3: Ooh

SMG4: … um…

Mario: I don’t even think the most dedicated of mothers could love that SMG4-

SMG3: *wheeze*

Mr. Puzzles: Best insult I can come up with is negative stars, and I bet that is clearly out of the running-

SMG4: Can… um…

SMG4: Can I… uh… no. I’ll accept the whole… lame thing

SMG4: I don’t… I’m not really comfortable insulting myself anymore

SMG3: That’s ok, Glitchy. *kisses his scarred cheek* You don’t have to

Mario: Insult our SMG4 because of that and things won’t be okey dokey anymore