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professorjirt · 2 months ago

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not to use a slightly out of date meme or overly ‘babyify’ the very middle aged adult hobbit Bilbo Baggins but I feel like that Harrison Ford meme with the ‘baby boy. baby’ when I see Bilbo Baggins in The Hobbit movie, and then ‘evil.’ when I see normal Martin Freeman. I have to separate it temporarily for my own sanity bc otherwise I would not be able to watch the fucking movies 💀

#remember when I was like ‘why do ppl not like him did he do something?’ I found out. 😐 yes he did in fact do something #not entirely surprised that a guy that worked closely with Ricky Gervais sucks but I am disappointed! fuck man #this is why I do not pay attention to celebrity shit bc they’re ALL like this they all suck so bad irl #it’s like music artists. they all have a long list on their Wikipedia page of alleged shit they’ve done and got away with bc they’re famous #ANYWAY. I can’t be looking at Bilbo in the movie and thinking about that bc it will transform me into a The Hobbit movie hater again #and I’m trying to heal that part of me that was burned in the movie theatre 10 years ago LMAO #love Bilbo Baggins. if I saw Martin Freeman I would execute him in the street #outside of the movie I do not separate it though bc I don’t want it to be construed as though I’m a Martin fan.

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