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Hi!!! First of all, you guys have been SO NICE to me, and I just wanna say I luv u all so much mwah mwah mwah! Second of all, I am SO SORRY for not uploading anything, college is hard (obviously) and Iâve had no time to do anything. Since you guys have showed so much support I thought Iâd upload another clip from my past bloat. I told you guys I had more burps I just couldnât upload multiple vids at once!! Hehe! The original vid is around 20 mins long, if you guys would like.. maybe I could upload it on YTâŠ? But other than that.. lmk if u guys like longer or shorter clips pls. :) <3
Also, the burps in this video felt soooo good to release. I wish I had one of you guys here to help massage and force them out of me. I bet youâd like that, wouldnât you? đ
Iâve been planning on recording another bloat soon, so look forward to that. But anyways! I love you guys soo much, thank you all for everything.
And for anyone who messages me or sent a question, IM SO SORRY! I will get back to you guys soon. I havenât been very active on Tumblr at all. Anyways! Bye for now, but Iâll see you all very soon! Mwah! đ€ đ«¶
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Fully Stuffed Belly đ€§
#belly gainer#big burps#big fatty#belly burp#belching#burp#burp kink#bloated burps#belch kink#belch#burping#burple#feedee burps#girl burp#loud burps#gay burp#male burp#stuffed burps#feeding kink#feed#feedee belly#feed me#feedee encouragement#feedee feeder#feedee piggy#feedee gainer#feedee girl#feeder wanted#obese feedee#queer feedee
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Blorbo brain rot so bad I'm having thoughts about how they'd burp.
#Like obviously karlach would have the loudest burp in all the realms. But I think Wyll secretly also burps very loud#Ppl think he'd be polite and quiet but then he belches loud enough to echo and then goes âđexcuse međâ and everyone's like đł#But Karlach would beat him at volume and length she'd be like buddy the elf#Fandom
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CPII: [crunchiest burp ever]
Me: âThe hell was that?!â
CPII: âA burpâ
Me: âThat was rancid, I loved itâ
#ehveerivv#quotes#funny post#quotebook#shitpost#burping#literally sounded like he needed and exorcism#10/10 burp tho#shitposting#funny#we do a little trolling#belching#thought that shit was gonna travel through the phone#loud burps
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S1 Ep 2
Vash is struggling to hold up Gofsef with the rope:
Out of the camera's view, it's actually a rather feral rope-pulling battle with Vincent, one of the stuntmen who is saint/brave/dumb enough to put up with Vash's shenanigans.
Gritting his teeth, Vash barely manages to turn his torso sideways towards Rosa, growling, "Rosa, drop that! I could-" He froze mid-line and a spectacular, booming, open-mouthed belch reverberated through the metal scaffolding of the bridge.
Vincent laughed so hard from over the edge that his voice got caught by Vash's microphone.
Steven yanked his headset from his ears and shouted from across the set, "Dammit Vash, my headphones glitched!"
Vash scratched his head and yelled in his general direction, "I know, I know, I'm sorry! No more carbonated drinks before shooting!"
#moody#vash#rosa#exellent timing#loud belching vash#improper burping#vincent the stuntman#actor au#trigun stampede#floopers
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actually dying not funny not joking (im fine) i hate the train i hate public transit im going to blow something up
#it's literally just bc I don't have connection abd the train is full and someone keeps passing gas (stinky) and belching (ew) and it's so#loud and im tired and I'mitsrally just being dramatic so it's fine but I do feel tormented. hamster maze with no stimulation no reward
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The Roomate
Content Warning: Weight Gain
Tyus was for and athletic throughout his life, being on the football, wrestling and track teams in high school. Tyus was at college on a varsity football scholarship, he was just getting to campus for his first day when he met his roomate. He was surprised to find that his roommate was a 36 year old slobbish man to be his roommate. The man was wearing a tight blue polo, his fat guy and soft chest clung to the fabric. The shirt was stained with different stains.
âNice to meet youâ *BURAAAPP* The man belched loudly. âIâm Brayden.â Brayden pulls down his shirt as it rides up his belly.
Tyus was disgusted by his roomate, he was hairy, bald, fat⊠a total cock block. âIâm Tyus⊠youâre not what I expected for a roommate.â Tyus puts some bags down, he noticed that Brayden was very musky and the room was filled with it.
Brayden scratched his soft double chin âYouâre exactly what I expected, a young fit jock.â Brayden got closer, his musk started to fill Tyusâ nostrils fogging up his brain. âCan get anyone with a flex from his toned arms, always showing them off with an athletic tank top.â Brayden put a hand on Tyusâ abs, rubbing them from under the shirt. Tyus wanted to push the fat perv away but he was sluggish. âCome sit down with meâ Tyus noticed that there was a disgusting stained couch in the dorms living area, Brayden pushed Tyus right down onto the cum stained cushions.
The musk was making Tyus more submissive and agreeable to Braydenâs lifestyle. â Oh uh wow⊠you smell⊠dis-â Tyus had a hard time saying it, his cock beginning to twitch in his workout shorts.
âI know Iâm smell great donât I?â Brayden wafted his musk over to Tyus. âWhat do you like to eat, Tyus?â
âOh I usually just eat lean meat and vegetablesâŠâ Tyus felt odd about what he was saying, he started to feel like that wasnât true.
âOh but you look like a man who really loves doughnuts, rightâ Brayden took out a dozen doughnuts and started shoving them into Tyusâ mouth.
âNo I don-mphhhhhâ Brayden moved Tyusâ hands to his fat belly.
âYou feel that? You love that soft fat pig belly.â Brayden shoved another doughnut into Tyusâs mouth.
Tyusâs body began to swell with fat, bite after bite, covering his once toned abs. His flabby belly pressed against his tank top, his chest softening and become plump moobs. This looks down at his blubbery body, a mix of arousal and fear caused his cock to stiffen in his shorts. âOh my godâŠâ Brayden forces another doughnut into Tyusâs moth âIâm getting soâŠâ Tyus felt his belly gurgle as he let out a loud belch. âUUUUrrraaaaPPPâ
âYouâre becoming a fat piggyâ Brayden squeezes Tyusâs left moob while forcing new junk food into his mouth, Tyus began to sweat from under his moobs. âoh damn you plumped up nicely, letâs keep goingâ Brayden pulled out unlabeled jars of a chocolaty thick fluid, he shoves a funnel into Tyusâs mouth and pours the mixture into his mouth. It tasted so sweet and decadent, and it was causing Tyus to swell quickly.
âS-stop⊠Iâm getting so f-fat!â Tyusâs alarm went away as he put his hands on his fat belly, he couldnât help but play with the soft mass of blubber that had replaced his abs. Tyus didnât know it but he had grown a double chin, softening and removing his once sharp jawline. Tyus tried fighting, but Braydenâs musk was too much for him to handle. Tyusâs body swelled, growing a light dusting of body hair. Brayden started to remove his tank top and shorts to show off the whale that had replaced the jock.
âOh how do you feel piggy? Feel like being my submissive slob??â Brayden shook Tyusâs belly, causing it to jiggle, a sensation that was foreign to Tyus.
âI- I-â Brayden gave Tyusâs nipple a tug, causing a surge of pleasure that made Tyusâs cock shoot a load. âI am your submissive piggyâ Tyus moaned as he left a wet spot on the couch. Tyusâs mind went completely submissive and dumb, the muscled jock that was there minutes ago no longer existed, only a dumb obese pig.
#male weight gain story#weight gain story#weight gain tf#fat gain tf#male weight gain stories#male tf
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I NEED MORE CREGAN STARKKKKK
Pelts
You were not one to grow jealous, but the knowledge that Lord Stark's favorite pelt cloak was a gift of affection from his old sweetheart inspired anything but affection from you.
Cregan Stark x Reader | 1k+ | cw: fem!reader, wife!reader, jealousy, pettiness, fluff, a bit of angst ig????, etc.
A/N: hey nonnie im honored you like my cregan stuff. this is my first req since closing them. i feel like perhaps this is the world telling me i need to start writing fluff again............ lol HAHAH
The Lord of Winterfell had just arrived. Normally, I would meet him with a smile and brush the snow from his shoulders before warming his cheeks with the heat from my own palm. But today, neither did I brush the snow from his cloak, nor did I rub his cheeks. How irritating that he did not see to mind or even notice.
I do not fault him for lapping his meal like a starved beast. He rarely has time to have a proper meal when he is working, let alone when his duty calls him all the way up to The Wall for days on end. And yet, as he gobbled up his food, as though he was denied his whole life, my own appetite left me at the sight.
His tongue swiped the corner of his mouth and yet evidence of his meal remained. He chewed eagerly as he reached out for a cup of wine to wash everything down.
I could not help the face I made at the sound of his belch.
Only then did he recognize me. He sets his cup down, "wife," says Cregan, "you are not eating."
I raise my brows and press my lips into a smile, "I am not hungry, my lord."
My lord. Cregan straightens up from his seat and leans back. He clears his throat as his face twists warily, "are you well?"
I do not respond. I rest my hands upon the table. The candlelight between us flickers momentarily.
He gulps and sets his utensils down. He sighs slowly, "have I offended?"
I clench my hands tightly.
Cregan's eyes flicker to them. He wipes his mouth with a napkin and looks up at me. He does not like that my expression remains the same.
"Your pelt... milord," I mutter.
Immediately, the pelt upon his shoulders feel like a tonne. He rolls his shoulders back and immediately undoes it, "forgive me. It is inappropriate to have it on while-"
"Who gifted it to you?"
He freezes midway. He waits for me continue as he slowly places his cloak upon his lap. His eyes widen slightly, in confusion, in alarm. Was it a gift? He does not recall.
His silence is aggravating. I clench my jaw and lean forward, "do you not wish to tell me?"
Cregan opens his mouth.
"She told me herself."
A line forms between his brows, "who?"
"Lady Tallart."
He pinches his lips together. Lady Tallart? It could not be Edmond Tallart's mother who gifted this. It must be his wife... but which house did she belong to before she was wed?
He looks as though he is trying to recall the instance, the exact moment wherein his cloak was given to him. Somehow, the arduous recollection spurs me further into animosity. I growl, "do you truly not remember?"
He shakes his head, "I do not."
I clear my throat and push myself up from my seat.
Cregan stands quickly, so quickly, in fact, that his chair falls behind him with a loud thud, not that he cares. He calls my name out with concern and it makes me snap.
"I would appreciate it if you chose another cloak to wear."
The man walks over to me, forcing me to lift my gaze upon his worried face. I raise a hand at him before he can think to touch my arm. He withholds his touch.
"Cassandra and I had a cloak tailored in your absence. If it pleases you, you should wear it. However, if it is not to your taste, I can-"
"It is my taste," he interrupts. He nods his head, "the pick of my wife is my taste. I will wear it"
The glow of candlelight on Cregan's cheek makes my stomach roll. Bile rises up from my throat as his brows furrow in nothing but further concern.
"I care little for what I wear," he casts his cloak off to the side, "I care more for what concerns you."
My irritation over the matter bursts into embarrassment in an instant. A burning sensation creeps up from behind me, and soon I can no longer look upon my husband. I look back to the candle on the table and rashly gather my food. Before Cregan can speak, I mutter under my breath, "please enjoy your food, husband."
There's little he can do but watch as I rush off. Two wolves battle inside him, one that wishes to chase after, and another that keeps him still where he stands. Just as he is about to obey the former, the servant girl, Cassandra, comes up to him, "milord. Might I speak my piece?"
He watches as his wife disappears and sighs. He turns to Cassandra, "speak it."
She frowns, "milady has spent the three nights you were away making you a cloak herself."
"Has she?" his brows tighten.
Cassandra nods, "but her needlework is not as good as she wished, which is why she bought you this, milord," she hands him a neatly folded cloak.
Cregan takes it from her and sighs deeply. He unfolds the garb and inspects his wife's gift. He hangs the fabric on his arm and releases another breath, "will you show me my wife's needlework?"
Cassandra looks apprehensive, but she obeys her lord.
The next morning, I rouse to an empty bed. A thousand pins prick my heart, but I have no one to blame but myself for the turn of events.
I sit with myself, all lonesome, before deciding to begin my day. But just before I can dress myself, I hear a commotion from outside my window. I gasp when I see that there had been a buck who wandered inside the stronghold, running around in panic.
I wrap myself with a shawl before opening my window, watching how my husband and his men were trying to scare the deer towards the gate. Soon enough, my jaw drops at the sight of the horrid thing resting upon Cregan's shoulders as he maneuvered around the large creature.
Thankfully, it did not take the deer long to find the exit of Winterfell. The men share relieved sighs and laughter amongst themselves, as did I.
"My lord!"
Cregan, who was now calming down one of the spooked horses, does not hear me.
"My lord!" I call louder, gaining the attention of someone else.
Cregan is pat on the back. A man points skyward. He looks over his shoulder, face brightening at the sight of me. "Lady Stark," Cregan smiles, offering me a nod, "did we wake you?"
I shake my head, "what are you wearing?"
He turns to me and adjusts his lopsided cloak. The thing was hardly even worthy to be called one with how one hem barely met the man's calf and how one shoulder was far fuller than the other. He calls out proudly, "the work of my wife's hands!"
My face contorts, "it is horrid! Remove it at once."
Cregan pulls his head back, "I shall do no such thing."
"I bought you-"
"But I enjoy this," he lifts an arm to flaunt the terrible craftsmanship, "it keeps me warm and it suits me well."
"It does not!"
Cregan furrows his brows in challenge, "does it take away from my handsomeness, wife?"
I press my lips into a line.
The men around him chortle or snigger. Even mine own lips cannot help the chuckle that spills out. And though he was far, I could tell Cregan was awfully pleased with himself.
"If you wish to rid me of this, then you must do so yourself," he strokes the horse's snout, "but know you are challenging the Warden of the North as you do."
I roll my eyes and shake my head, "it is the work of my hands, Lord Stark."
"Which is why you must not rid me of it, my Lady Stark."
We stare at each other for a moment. Cregan's lips curl into a lopsided grin that matches his cloak. I sigh and shake my head once more, "we will speak of this later."
He nods, "as you wish, my love."
I clear my throat and close the window, ignoring the way my belly tumbled at the sound of his pet name.
#house of the dragon fanfic#house of the dragon#cregan x reader#cregan stark#cregan stark x reader#cregan fanfic#cregan stark fanfic#cregan stark fluff#hotd fanfic#house of the dragon smut#cregan stark smut#cregan smut#cregan stark angst#cregan angst
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oh my đ©đ€€đ€€đ”âđ«đ”âđ«
lmao so remember how I said my stomach was angry from my BK run. Well I felt a burp coming up so I tried to do a closed mouth burp but turns out it was bigger than I expected cuz it legit echoed in my mouth and puffed out my cheeks. IT WAS SOO LOUDDD and it tasted and smelled like digested meat (which ig it was but still)
The contradictions of my horny brain cuz why am I embarrassed but also turned on đ
#burp kink#closed mouth belch#puffed out cheeks is so hot#closed mouth burpsss#loud closed mouth burps đ”âđ«
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Fratification
Daniel was quiet, well-mannered, and stuck out like a sore thumb among his rowdy fraternity brothers. It's not like joining a frat was his decision; his father forced him to uphold family tradition. He tried adjusting, but it was impossible. The frat life just wasn't him, especially as the only gay guy. However, right before depledging, his fraternity brothers were able to successfully "change" his mind at the last second.
When the frat realized how hard it was for Daniel to adapt to their way of life, they knew he needed a little fine-tuning. After successfully pressuring a few beers into him, weakening his resistance, a few brothers used their infamous hypno skills on his newly mushed mind. They spent hours of what could have been spent on partying assimilating his mind and personality to theirs, so it totally was their good deed of the day! From that permanent conversion on, Daniel was interchangeable with any of the loud, cocky, and insanely wild frat bros.
The new and improved Daniel, "Danny-boy," is dumb as a rock, an aggressive pussyhound, and extremely obnoxious with his belchesâproudly coining himself "the belch king!"
#gay to straight#g2s#transformation#male transformation#male tf story#tf story#fratification#mental transformation
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Bulked Up
Ryan sat in the sauna listening to his stomach grumbling once again.
He had been cutting just under 2 months and it was starting to become unbearable, His abs were starting to look incredible and the veins on his arms made him look like a giant however his constant grumbling stomach made him question if he even wanted to stick to it.
Once again his stomach grumbled and Ryan moaned out of discomfort.
"fuck dude, I wish I could be full and not starving all the time, just get to fucking eat"
Ryan's could feel what he thought was a large bubble rising up in his gut, he didn't know what the sensation was but, he slowly stopped feeling like he was starving and started to feel more content.
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Later that night Ryan was sitting on his bed, he expected to feel like he was starving to death by now but nothing, if anything he felt ever so slightly bloated, as if he ate too much for breakfast.
His body dysmorphia began to creep back in as he saw his abs starting to slack, looking like when they were only just starting to show at the start of his cut.
Ryan stood up and wandered over to the bathroom to brush his teeth before going to bed. He looked in the mirror noticing a few extra pounds and it was only confirmed as he pinched the side of his waste to see his finder tips fill with a grip of bulk season fat.
"err, i swear I was leaner by now"
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPP
A massive belch suddenly blasted out from Ryan's mouth.
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The next morning Ryan woke up and slowly rolled out of bed, something was weird, he was feeling, stuffed, like he had eaten 3 family dinners to himself, but his mind quickly faded from those thoughts when he saw himself in the mirror.
His abs were almost entirely gone at this point, his gut and muscled were bulked up and he looked like he had taken a bear mode bulk too far for over a year.
"What the fuck, how come I'm getting bigger, Ive hardly eaten anything!" Ryan's gut let out a loud grumble and his grabbed it with both hands gritting his teeth. His stomach slowly started to expand and his barely visible abs completely disappeared under his muscle gut. His muscles slowly got bigger and bigger too, although covered in a slight layer of winter weight. a pound of muscle for half a pound of fat. Bigger and bigger, Ryan had no idea what was happening to him, he wanted it to stop, months of work to see his abs again vanished in an instant.
By the end of it, he was a giant beast, you still knew he was a bodybuilder but it looked like he was on the ass end of a 3 year bulk.
He felt so heavy, he was the biggest he had ever been. You could still see his powerful muscles and core underneath the bearish meat and the moment he flexed there was no doubt in anyone's mind that he was a bodybuilder, even his abs powerfully poked out on the sides.
Ryan groaned as he rubbed his stomach, feeling totally stuffed. As he walked across the room to get a closer look his his new bigger body in the mirror he couldn't help but grab a protein bar from the box on top of his dresser and start eating it.
He flexed in the mirror, unable to even process he was chowing down on his 2nd protein bar within 50 seconds, all he really knew was he was big, and was so full he thought he'd never need to eat again.
As he swallowed another mouthful of double choc protein he felt it struggle to get to his stomach, like he was too full for anything.
"fuck, wish I could get rid of some of this pressure"
-uuuurrppp
Ryan chuckled, at the perfect timing of his words when he suddenly let out another ridiculous belch.
"uughh"
Ryan stumbled backwards sitting on his bed leaning forward with his elbows on his knees. He looked up at the mirror and his mouth cocked open UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPP!!!
a titanic belch echoed out of Ryan's mouth.
"fuck" he muttered as he mindlessly bit off another chunk of the chewy protein bar. Almost the instant he swallowed he let out another beast like burp.
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Poor Ryan couldn't figure out the power his words had, he didn't know some guardian angle was following him granting his wishes to make his life easier and more enjoyable, but hopefully he works it out soon as the beast only had one wish left...
#male transformation#muscle#muscle transformation#male tf#tf story#transformation#gay transformation#reality change
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Writing Ideas: 200+ Character Quirks
Behavioral Quirks
always wants to sit facing the door
bites lip when thinking or trying to remember something
chain smokes
chews gum all the time
clears throat frequently
eating all of one type of food before moving on to the next item on the plate
flipping hair back over oneâs shoulders
grasping a fork or spoon with oneâs full fist to eat
jingles keys
laughs very loud
licks lips frequently
makes humming noises
makes very intense eye contact with people
moves around a lot when talking to a group
paces when thinking
points at people when talking to them
prefers to sit on the end of a row rather than between people
sniffs frequently
snorts when laughing
taps chin or nose when thinking
taps fingernails on surfaces
tends to giggle
uses air quotes when talking
very distinctive laugh noises
whistles the tune to songs
Communication Style Quirks
chats nervously when there is lull in conversation
chooses words very carefully; speaks in an exacting way
describes things very precisely
doesnât speak up unless directly asked a question
embellishes or exaggerates stories or information
enunciates words very precisely
gestures a lot when talking
habitually avoids eye contact
hinting at one wants rather than stating it directly
insists on face-to-face conversations (rather than phone or text)
insists on having the last word
makes up a nickname for everyone
pauses a long time before speaking
restating what other people have already said
speaks in a way such that statements come across like questions
speaks with an accent
talking to oneself
talks very fast
talks with a sing-songy cadence
unreadable facial expressions
uses a particular dialect
very expressive facial expressions
very reserved in demeanor
winks at people when talking to them
Eating- and Drinking- Related Quirks
always orders the same food in a restaurant
barely chews food before swallowing
brings snacks everywhere
burps or belches loudly at the end of meals
constantly talks about dieting
counts the number of chews before swallowing
drinks coffee or tea very frequently
eats while driving the car
extremely delicate eater
grazes throughout the day
makes nasty remarks about other peopleâs food
makes sure everyone knows theyâre vegan
messy eater
only eats organic food
picks food off other peopleâs plates
prefers junk food to home-cooked meals
pretends to be a dainty eater but pigs out in private
refuses to eat leftovers
snacks excessively
takes huge bites of food
takes other peopleâs food without asking
tries to win over everyone to their way of eating
tucks a napkin into oneâs shirt when eating
wontâ eat in front of other people
wonât eat food that other people cook
Personality Quirks
adrenaline junkie
brags about oneâs own accomplishments
high levels of enthusiasm
likes to be the center of attention
makes assumptions about othersâ motives
makes snap judgements about other people
needs the approval of others
obsessive about personal hygiene
overly trusting of other people
plans things to the most minute detail
quick to recognize others accomplishments
seeks adventure or new experiences
seeks stability
suspicious or distrustful of others
takes credit for otherâs work
tendency to one-up other peopleâs accomplishments
tendency to pull for the underdog
tendency to react emotionally
tendency to respond objectively
tendency to take things personally
tenderhearted nature
tends to be argumentative just for the sake of arguing
tends to see how things unfold without planning ahead
very outgoing in demeanor
wonât touch people, even to shake hand
Physical Traits and Quirks
a lot of freckles
a lot of tattoos or unusual tattoos
always too cold
always too warm
asymmetrical features
athletic build
different color eyes
distinctive moles
extremely tall or short
lanky build
messy, free-flowing hair
missing or extra appendages
perfectly coiffed hair
red nose
twitchy eye
unique birthmark
unusual color eyes
unusual facial features
unusual hair color
unusual hair style
very long fingernails
weight range
Posture Quirks
crossing legs at the ankle when seated
favors one side vs. the other when standing
frequently shifts from side to side
lays head down on desk or table
leaning back in ones chair
leans in toward people who are speaking
leans on things when standing up
leans to one side when standing
looks straight ahead
propping oneâs feet up on furniture
rests head in hands when seated
shifting from one foot to another when standing
shifts or squirms when sitting
sitting with oneâs legs crossed
stands or sits extremely still
stands up extremely straight
stands with hands behind back
stands with hands on hips
stands with hyperextended knees
tends to lean away from people
tends to slouch
tends to stretch a lot
tilts head down most of the time
Quirky Movements and Walking Habits
adjusting sleeves frequently
bouncing oneâs leg when sitting
bouncy walk
cracking knuckles frequently
determined, purposeful walk
enters rooms hesitantly
extent to which a personâs arms swing when they walk
loose limbed way of walking
meandering walk
often breaks into a jog when walking
picking at nail polish
pulling down on oneâs jacket or skirt
pulling sleeves down over oneâs hands
scratches oneâs head frequently
scratching oneâs face
shakes foot when sitting with legs crossed
sidles up to people
takes large steps
takes tiny, mincing steps
tends to push past other people abruptly
tugging a sweater or jacket from left to right
twisting to crack oneâs back or next
walks at a very rapid pace
walks with a limp
walks with an even stride
Signature Accessories
always carries an umbrella
always wears a scarf
carries a briefcase everywhere
carries a huge purse
constantly wears a hat
has earbuds in (or headphones on) all the time
is never seen without a certain piece of jewelry
keeps a pocket square in a suit jacket
keeps sunglasses on all the time
never seen without a backpack
totes a pet in oneâs purse or other bag
uses a pocket watch
wears a flower in oneâs hair
wears a headband
wears a large fitness tracking device
wears a lot of jewelry
wears a nametag
wears an overcoat or other distinctive outerwear
wears bangle bracelets that jingle
wears enormous earrings
wears huge glasses
wears socks with weird patterns or in strange colors
Signature Clothing Style
always looks perfectly pressed
always wears boots
always wears tennis shoes
appears to have been professionally styled
becomes disheveled with very little activity
doesnât worry about whether clothing items coordinate with each other
dresses in a flashy style
dresses in exercise apparel even when not exercising
dresses in very revealing apparel
overdresses or underdresses for occasions
squeezes into clothing that is to small
wears cheap knock-offs of designer fashions
wears clothes made for much younger people
wears loose fitting clothes
wears only designer labels
wears shorts even when itâs freezing outside
wears socks with sandals
wears stiletto heels all the time
wears the latest styles
wears the same color clothing all the time
wears the same style of clothes all the time
wears very outdated styles
wears wrinkled clothes
Other Quirks to Consider for Characters
answers for other people instead of letting them speak
complains about everything
constantly complains about aches and pains
constantly correcting other peopleâs grammar
constantly misplaces certain items, like keys or glasses
expects unquestioning loyalty from people
frequently gets hiccups
gets heavily involved in campaigning for political candidates
has hypochondriac tendencies
holds other people to higher standards than themselves
is easily influenced or swayed
makes snap judgements about other people
makes unusual snoring noises
participates in marches and protests
quick to find fault in others
seeks out flattery
seems to turn all conversations political
takes in stray animals frequently
tends to look for the bright side in every situation
tends to make biased remarks about others
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(Loud burp warning)
Ugh this is what you're signing up for when you want a big round bellied hungry hog eating pizzas and guzzling down bubbly soda đ„”
Just a mindless gorging pig only stopping to breathe and belch before cramming more pizza into my mouth. Demanding more because my mind is fried on gut bursting amounts of food, and only knows that more feels good.
Hope you're okay with a really loud moaning belching fat bellied hog on your couch all night long. And if you are, you better not order any more food... đ„”
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hey betty wetty bo confetti
Howâs about Ares x Reader in which sheâs the daughter of Odysseus and and and sheâs defending Telemachus & Penelope from the suitors and after getting into a fight with Antinous or however u spell his name, she meets Ares somehow?
BTW DONT FEEL PRESSURED OR FEEL THERES A TIME LIMIT - TAKE YOUR TIME đ«”đ«”đ«”đ«”đ«”đ«”đ«”đ«”đ«”
Okay love ya đ€©đ€
that nickname concerns me BUT HIIIII so ion know how good this is :sobs: , i made it in the span of like 2-3 hours from a burst of motivation. HERE YOU GO TAKE THIS AS A LATE BIRTHDAY PRESENT
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Warrior's Blood
Ares x Reader
EPIC: The Musical ~ Oneshot ~ Action
Words: 1.4K
Published: 11-3-2024 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A loud belch sounded from the palaceâs dining hall, followed by boisterous laughter and unorganized yells. The princess of Ithaca glared down the hallway while she stalked past the dining hall to her destination of the training grounds. âMen,â a loud voice called, the speaker standing up on a wooden bench, âwe have been waiting for the throne for far too long. Canât you see we are being played?â
Y/n slowed her pace, taking a peek into the crowded room to see the one suitor she hates the most speaking. Antinous.Â
âI say, we take the throne. That boyish prince and his sister only stand in our way to the queen. Once we are rid of them, we shall have full access to the crown." Cheers and yells followed quickly. The onlooking royalty sneered in disgust. Normally, Y/n would only walk away and tell her mother about the new plan, but something inside her felt differentâan urge to fight, a need for conflict.Â
Taking a step into the light of the hall, Y/n cleared her throat.
âWhat would my mother think of this? Threatening to kill both of her children and then seizing her by force?" Y/n had to keep from gagging, not only at the idea of their threat but also the horrid stench of the room.Â
Antinous turned to the princess with a look of pure murder and flame.
âWell, if it isnât the weak girl. If you speak even a word of our plan, I will rip you limb from limb so you can meet your father in the underworld,â he stalked towards the younger girl with a vicious grin. âNow that Iâve thought about it, how about we begin that plan now? Starting with you.â
Y/n was wise enough to duck down, blocking an oncoming punch, only to be nailed in the gut with his knee. Falling to the ground with a sharp gasp, she was pulled to her feet by her hair. âCome on, girlie. You had the strength before to challenge me; where is it now? Youâre as weak as your father.â
Staggering and getting out of his grasp, she pulled up a loose fighting position. The princess narrowed her eyes at Antinousâ insults while taking steps back to match his steps forward. Y/n tried to find some sort of strategy to take him down, like how Telemachus taught her. Her brother would always say to fight with wisdom, but there was no wisdom anywhere near this fight. Strategy only works if your opponent has strategy too. Antinous was anything but a planned fighter.Â
So with her next best option, Y/n grabbed a nearby vase and chucked it at her rival's head. She missed, making Antinous even more angry. With a yell, a foot made contact with her stomach, throwing the princess to the floor and her head hitting a pillar. Pain shot through her entire body as she struggled to regain her breath.Â
âSo, I did this easily. Thanks for the amazing lessons, Tele.â Her mind wandered, forgetting about her approaching opponent as she took a glance at a nearby wall. There, up high, hung a tapestry by her mother. The twelve Olmpyians were displayed with divine glory. Glory that could help Y/n not die, if only they saw her. With nothing left to lose, the princess sent up a silent prayer before deciding to help herself.
With much pain and huffs, Y/n managed to stand on her feet once more with a sway.
Antinous offered a loud laugh, ricocheting off the stone walls.
âYou just canât stay down, can you? Do you not want to see Odysseus in Hades?â
âDonât you dare speak my father's name,â she hissed through gritted teeth. She leaned onto the pillar with one hand while her other held her hurt stomach. Something other than pain burned inside herâa yearning to see him hurt, to see Antinous suffer.Â
A new energy boosted her body; her muscles didnât feel as sore, and the pain was dissipating. Deciding not to question this, Y/n dodged another punch aimed for her jaw. With fast footing, she grabbed a spear off the wall beside her and countered another punch.
Antinous grabbed the spear to rip it from Y/nâs grasp. Quickly, Y/n pulled the spear closer to her and kicked Antinous in the ribs. Instead of knocking him down, he only stumbled back.Â
âLeftâ A voice spoke in her mind. Y/n was about to question the order until she noticed Antinous barreling towards her and instantly followed the demanded direction.Â
Dodging a swipe of his sword, the princess swung her spear down at the man's knees, causing him to trip. Looking down to where he fell, a sudden push of rage flowed through her veins.
âBloodâ
She didnât need to hear the voice again to know exactly what to do. With momentum, Y/n brought the weapons head down into Anitnousâ thigh, earning a scream from the male. She ripped the weapon from his flesh only to bring it down once more with another bloody cry. Her thoughts seemed barren except for a new order from the unknown voice.Â
âStopâ
That order only seemed to boost her adrenaline. Stop? She couldnât. Not with all this pent-up anger and frustration she felt for Antinous. Y/n needed to make him learn where he stood as a guest in her kingdom. But as she raised her spear once more, the voice barked a command louder and all her pain and exhaustion rushed in.
âSTOPâ
In an instant, her spear clattered to the floor as Y/n held her head with a groan. Antinous was being tended to by his fellow suitors, who had opted to stay on the sidelines. With labored breaths, Y/n managed to stumble away from the dining hall and towards the empty training grounds.Â
Exhausted, she slumped to the sandy floor and leaned her back against a rack of swords. Her eyes shut against the glaring sun as the royal attempted to regain her breath. To her pleasure, the heat was blocked by a sudden shadow. The young adult cracked open her eyes to see a darkened figure wearing the full armor of a Spartan soldier. A mixture of emotions flooded into her soul as she recognized the nation's armor. Was this news of her father from serving beside the Spartans? But her hope was snuffed out as the familiar voice spoke.
âStand up.â
She wanted to argue, but something in her felt compelled to follow the instructions. So, shakily, Y/n stood up in front of the warrior. From a new angle, she could see the stranger's identity. All breath escaped her lungs as she recognized the being from similar statues and paintings.
âAres.â
The god, who towered over her with his divine form, smirked at the recognition.
âIndeed. Iâve seen your skill, princess of Ithaca. You fight well,â the god of war stalked around the girl in a circle, seeing her state after the fight.Â
Finally, the two pieces connected in her mind as she turned to face him.
âIt was you. The voice. The orders. That was all you.â
âYou follow orders well, except for when youâre told to stop. I like that sort of fight.â Ares stood tall, power and bloodlust radiating off him as his armor seemed to brighten a bloody red in the sunâs light.
âWhyâd you stop me anyway? You are the god of bloodlust, are you not? I couldâve killed him and solved the whole problem!â Y/n argued, upset at the missed opportunity.
âHave you forgotten the laws of hospitality? You would have been punished harshly by the gods had I let you continue. Not even I can defy those.â He glared down at her with warning. In response, she looked away with a defeated huff.
âWhyâd you even help me then?â She grumbled, looking at the nearby swords; a few training weapons had begun to rust from limited use.Â
"You have the ambition needed for the battlefield. Why would I let such skill go to waste with no proper mentor?â This caused Y/n to look at him instantly in shock, meeting the gaze of a grinning god beneath his helmet.
âMentor?âÂ
âY/n of Ithaca. You fight to protect. You fight to the last stand. That is a warriorâs blood. Like your father before you, you have the makings of a legend.â Ares held out his hand like he was shaking for a deal. âBecome my champion, and I will help you become stronger than any opponent you shall face.âÂ
Y/n thought it over for less than a few seconds before grabbing the gods hand in her own and shaking them up and down.Â
âDeal.â
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Do it like a Macho
Joel finished putting on his favorite shirt to go out, and checked his chat again, he could hardly believe that he had agreed to go out with that guy his best friend had told him about, he had broken up with his ex months ago, and didn't seem to feel ready to take on another relationship, but, well, a date was better than staying depressed on his couch all afternoon eating junk food watching rom-coms.
He finished by adding his perfume, checking himself once again in the mirror, and sighing "Please dont be a jerk this time" he wished for his next date, when the bell ring got him out of trance.
He ran when he heard the doorbell, and to his great surprise, a tall boy, with a some-what tanned skin, clearly showing latino roots, beefy complexion, large muscles, showed out of his door. There was only one detail, the hunk boy was shirtless, only wearing some gym shorts, and if that wasnt enough, a slight stench was present almost immediately, making obvious it came from the big jock, Joel wrinkled his nose a little trying to be discreet.
"Ehh.. Hello, can I help you?" He asked, raising an eyebrow, the jock frowned. "Are you Joel?" He limited himself to ask.
"Yes, uh, are you the boy with whom I had a dat..." his words were interrupted as the animal of a man simply proceed and grabbed him by his head, within a second, he had his head to remain below in one of his armpits, receiving directly that aroma he lingered before, making him cough on the manly scent.
"Shut up! Faggot!" Saul said with an expression of disgust, without any effort he grabbed Joel's shirt collar while he tried to gasp for some air "I don't go to dates with sissys like you! I only hang out with my bros" he told him furiously. "This should put some hair on that chest of yours" Not having time to react quickly, the stinky hunk let out a deep, nasty burp right in his face.
BOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRPPPPP!!!
"Now lets start... Real men don't cook, that's for the ladies" the jock said as he blew the remains of his burp towards the poor, scrawny nerd.
As Joel forcibly inhaled Saul's putrid smoke, his brain began to be penetrated by the stench, new memories being created that would replace everything that made Joel him, memories of his mother teaching him how to cook and take care of himself, became in memories of his mother cooking for him, his father and brothers.
"Ugh, God... That's disgusting" Joel swallowed the burp while trying not to vomit while gagging.
"Come on man, you have to get out the machismo inside you... Real men don't clean, we are made to be crude, and ought to be grotty" Saul raised a leg and squinted an eye, before grunting.
PPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTT!!!
After letting out a loud fart that rumbled through his shorts, with a quick maneuver Saul brought Joel closer to his butt, being greeted by the toxic smell emanating from it, Joel swore it would be enough to knock out an elephant, coughing violently.
Again, his mind felt blurred, his thoughts changing with more memories again, since he was a child, the nerdy boy had always been a clean freak, tidying his room and cooperating with his sisters to clean the whole house. now, for some reason he could only remember him and his brothers watching soccer games in their undies, dirty plates of food filling the kitchen sink, dirty clothes scattered throughout the all the house, the toilet bowl up and dirty.
"What's going on?" Joel said, now more dizzy and confused than ever, his nausea preventing him from reasoning clearly and making a superhuman effort not to smell that foul bomb.
"You're becoming a man, that's happening, you better brace your pathetic self, this is a damn combo" Saul warned, then his stomach growled fiercely, while a smirk appeared in his mouth.
"NO!" Joel pleaded, but it was too late, as his please were overshadowed by Saul bending down to be at his height, only to blurt out in his face "MAAAAN UUUUUUUPPP-UUURRRRRRP!!!!" He belched his words out, while forcing the weak gay boy to sniff the nauseating blast.
By that point Joel had already fallen to the ground, crying and suffocating, pleading that this was some kind of nightmare, Saul rolled his eyes and growled "What a fuckin baby, it's just a little man gas, what are you?! Uh? You're a guy, you should be proud... Real men always let the gas rip" he said. , before bending over again, putting his big ass in those smelly shorts scented with all those gases dangerously close to his face, to let one last fart finish his job, poor Joel just having a final view of the ass getting closer "NOOOOOO!!..."
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTT!!!
...
"And he is right..." was the first thought that Joel had after the abrupt attack in that gas chamber "Men always let it rip... A Man loves to let it rip, its just a dude thing we have to assert our dominance" was what came out then of his lips, before Saul heard and turned to see him, and a huge smile of satisfaction formed on his face.
"Fuck yeah man, nothing like dropping a fat one with your bros for a good laugh, right? We guys should always think farts are funny, they're manly" he remarked.
And as if it was a cue, a growl in Joel's stomach began to growl and make him uncomfortable, he simply patted himself and raised his leg.
PPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRTTTT!!!
"ahh, that felt good" he sighed and letted a dumb chuckle "i have to quit that chipotle next time" he said with a grin, and Saul hit his shoulder playfully.
"haha that's nothing bro, the burping contest we had on our boys' night was brutal, man, you can even belch out the alphabet like a maestro, eh? Show off those roars" Saul added with a huge smile.
"AHHH.. BEHHH... CEEHH.. DEEEHHH" His mind was blank now, a simple order like that was enough to control him and make the burps start to come out of him, even when he didn't feel the need to burp, he just wanted to show off with his bro... It is what real men do.
"That felt good" He said, with a stupid grin forming in his lips too.
"As it should be! You gotta take pride in your machismo, huh? Machote" He said before slapping hiss ass, causing a small but putrid fart to come out of his now plump ass, making both of them laugh. "damn yeah, bro, its fuckin great to be a man" Joel said and Saul nodded proudly.
With that putrid gas, Joel sealed his new persona, letting his old gay and scrawny being fly away in the form of that smelly fart, to become a dumber, grosser, sexist, loud, and obnoxious version of him, a real man, and a real macho.
Seconds later he got a text from his best friend, or his best bro, and read it "Broo, hurry up and bring your fuckin ass here, we gotta have a boys night and watch the game, bring the beer, haven't Saul picked you up yet?"
He smirked and responded "On our way brodah, don't nuke your room too soon, I want to breath some fresh air for the match" He joked and chuckled dumbly, as he squinted one eye and simply lifted his leg to rip a fat deep one before going out his place, fist bumping with Saul.
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"W-Wait, today's chili night? Uhm...N-No I'm not taking anything too far, and my friends aren't taking advantage of me...but I guess they did say a large and in charge 'butch' should be more easy going..."
Half mumbling that last sentence about "butchness", the healer brought her fist to her semi- closed maw as a sort of silencer-
"Bruaarrpppppp....That would be my fourth 'dinner' of the day though, Mio..."
Glimmer is physically incapable of denying food or beverages of any sort. Which is why the gang she's been hanging around with has been having a field day seeing how much she can stomach in her gas tank; giving her some nasty ass combos to ingest before daring the Aegis descendant to push herself to the limit with ass ripping and belching and whatnot, all while recording the shameless display on their devices to post later...
Something the fat cat Gormotti can pick up is the gross scent of pickle brine that lingers in the air after Glim belted out that muffled belch into her hammy fist...seems as though they made her chug a big jug of the green liquid and... and an entire cheap gas station container of spiced nacho cheese slop? Whoof, that's rank, even for this family...
The brunette's just gonna sheepishly ruffle her new fauxhawk 'cause of the nerves and wait until her sister drags her along back to Mama's place...
"Glim... are you sure you're not taking things a bit too far...?"
She doesn't wanna judge her sister or anything... sure, she certainly wouldn't dress up how she's dressing, or hang out with the people she's been hanging out with, but that doesn't mean it can't be something other people enjoy.
Except... as far as Mio can tell, Glimmer doesn't really seem to be enjoying herself. And that worries her.
"Y'know... Mama's making your favorite tonight. I'm sure she'd be happy if you showed up."
Mio's gut is already grumbling at the thought, to be honest. Along with a few small FFRRTTs squeaking out her immense behind.
#m/use: glimmer#ruby rolls#Usually she would just belch without shame loud and proud#But...she doesn't want Mio worrying about her and what they're daring her to eat-
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