#loser tsukasa tenma real in all timelines

[akikasas]

randomized group swap au, you mentioned shiho having to not know abt her sister because she's an idol Again what abt saki. does she own up to it or go "what, what little fruit are you talking abt???" Because i honestly dont know which is funnier

JKSGHLJKSHGJGS SAKI IS SO STUPIDLY PROUD OF HER FRUITY BROTHER. like whenever he gets brought up around her she's like "OH THAT'S MY BROTHER HE'S SO COOL AND I LOVE HIM LOOK AT HIM GO HE'S SO AWESOME"

and then tsukasa actually shows up and literally everybody else around him roasts the goddamn fuck out of him, meanwhile saki's just like "god he's so cool"

basically, saki is putting all of her cringe belief and love into her fail brother

[akikasas]

i want you to know i think abt your group swap tsukasa all the time. Thank you for your service to Loser Tsukasa Industries.

loser tsukasa tenma is real, i know this because i regularly donate to his patreon <3

[akikasas]

more of my randomized group swap and their shenanigans

Vivid BAD SQUAD (An, Shiho, Airi, Saki)

saki doesn't understand why her friends are so intimidating they're really just softies that love girls when it comes down to it

shiho gets recognized at gigs because her sister was a former idol (and later, gets recognized because shizuku is an idol again) and every time shiho has to pretend like she doesn't know who her sister is

even funnier is that airi will sometimes save her by going "oh you mean shizuku like my girlfriend? the famous idol shizuku who is dating me?"

an shows up to rehearsal one day mumbling "emo boy" by ayesha erotica under her breath and the other girls are like "BUT AREN'T YOU A LESBIAN AND DATING AN EMO GIRL???? WHAT IS THE TRUTH AN SHIRAISHI"

the groups before the merger were An and Airi (who went by the name BAD/GALS) and Shiho and Saki (as Viva la Vivid!)

Nightcord at 25:00 (Mafuyu, Touya, Emu, Kohane)

emu has to go to their SEKAI at least once a week to get the rest of them out of there and to school

kohane made a joke about emu being a letter away from emo one time and emu thinks about that every time they hang out now

touya and kohane immediately tell mafuyu to get some therapy and emu is just sitting there in the SEKAI after mafuyu makes her grand speech like "well maybe i could write a song so happy that it cures mafuyu-chan's depression"

the other three are shell-shocked when they find out that emu's family runs Phoenix Wonderland, and yet none of them actually do any research on emu before meeting her in person in the SEKAI for the first time so they don't know what she looks like

mafuyu's user is still Yuki, touya's is DOGdaze, emu's is WONDAHOI, and kohane's is KuroKoha

Leo/Need (Haruka, Honami, Akito, Kanade)

akito makes fun of his sister for being a cutesy idol despite him literally being in a cliche-ass band with his childhood best friends

haruka was literally a former idol and should have been given every opportunity to play the piano again and yet she sucks at it so hard when the band gets back together for rehearsal the first time

akito and kanade become friends again because their significant others are involved in a shady online groupchat and they vent to each other because what if it's a fucking cult???? what then???

haruka and akito are frenemies but only on akito's side because HARUKA WAS A FORMER IDOL AND HE'S JUST A FUCKING BASS PLAYER????

kanade almost immediately took to guitar and her dad (who was a street busker for the majority of his life) got upset about her being so naturally attuned to instruments rather than her being better at songwriting than he was

Wonderlands x Showtime! (Minori, Mizuki, Rui, Ichika)

mizuki & rui cause nonbinary circus chaos everywhere they go

ichika and minori bond over the fact that their partners are in leo/need (and minori is astounded when she finds out that ichika also has 2 girlfriends in vivid bad squad)

minori goes fucking berserk when she learns that rui is friends with a member of the ootori family

everyone but minori is trans and minori's the ULTIMATE cis ally

minori often gets lead roles, ichika is the secondary actor, mizuki is pretty much a wild card, and rui directs and produces the shows as well as plays smaller parts

MORE MORE JUMP! (Nene, Ena, Tsukasa, Shizuku)

again, loser tsukasa tenma real in all timelines

once nene and ena learn that tsukasa is close with rui, they will never ever shut up about him dating a clown (shizuku tries to remind them that rui isn't actually a clown, nor is tsukasa actually dating him. this does not dissuade them in the slightest. in fact nene even goes to ask mizuki and mizuki says "yeah they're gay keep scrolling")

ena and nene are best friends and have sneaked out of at least 1 rehearsal to watch VBS

shizuku offhandedly mentioned once that it might be nice to look uniform with tsukasa wearing a skirt and he hasn't looked back since

tsukasa wants to pretend like he's the actual leader of the unit but shizuku is actually in control here

[akikasas]

a randomized group swap

An, Shiho, Airi, Saki - as Vivid BAD SQUAD. Just a group of lesbians that are out on the town looking to make women swoon. Mean lesbians and also Saki's there. Their patron VIRTUAL SINGER is KAITO, and they all needlessly and shamelessly roast him simply because he is a man.

Mafuyu, Touya, Emu, Kohane - as Nightcord at 25:00. The three quietest and most genuinely dissatisfied people in the world end up becoming best friends with Pure Sunshine incarnate. I think their patron VS would be Luka, like in her "Lie" era. You know the one, where she sings a sad song about giving up her lesbian love with GUMI.

Haruka, Honami, Akito, Kanade - as Leo/Need. Four incredibly different people that were friends as kids and have since completely disconnected. I imagine that Kanade would actually be the one trying to bring them all back together, despite her seeming to be uninterested. Their patron VSes are the Kagamine twins, I think.

Minori, Mizuki, Rui, Ichika - as Wonderlands x Showtime. Minori and Rui get approval from Emu (whose family still owns Phoenix Wonderland) to do shows. Plus I think that Mizuki would absolutely adore sewing their costumes. Their patron VS is Miku, and Mizuki sometimes straight up refuses to leave the Amusement Park SEKAI because they are enamored with catgirl Hatsune Miku.

Nene, Ena, Tsukasa, Shizuku - as More More Jump! Saki gets into a crowd with rude lesbians and Tsukasa is in a crowd with disinterested lesbians. Tsukasa Tenma idol girl moment also. Their patron VS is MEIKO, and all of these people except for Tsukasa are less interested in the idol business and more in just making music. Nene and Ena are just like "Tsukasa looks fucking dumb" and Shizuku does nothing to defend him. Loser Tsukasa Tenma real in all timelines.