#lose everything in a flood. go on a journey. get a weird pet. become a cowboy
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beautiful women named "Flash Flood Warning" and "Severe Weather Alert" are contacting me <3
#so tempted to go lie in the gutter and let the absolute Torrent sweep me away#where will it take me? narnia? wonderland? a place from my dreams? to the end of the street most likely...#flash floods cant hurt me its raining!!!#nothing bad happens when it Rains!!!#i have cup o' noodles and art to do and rain to enjoy#nothing bad could eveerrrrrrr happen#absolutely unprompted#now the funniest and most devastating thing that could happen after saying that#is a flood washing my house away along with everything in it#i mean. Probably wont happen. fingers crossed. but still#i could become arlo from 'the good dinosaur'#lose everything in a flood. go on a journey. get a weird pet. become a cowboy#yeehaw and hawyee am i rite fellas
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