#lose everything in a flood. go on a journey. get a weird pet. become a cowboy
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Visit Tumblr Blog
Explore Tumblr blogs with no restrictions, modern design and the best experience.
Last Seen Tumblr Blogs
Fun Fact
Users from the US are the majority of Tumblr visitors.
Text
beautiful women named "Flash Flood Warning" and "Severe Weather Alert" are contacting me <3
#so tempted to go lie in the gutter and let the absolute Torrent sweep me away#where will it take me? narnia? wonderland? a place from my dreams? to the end of the street most likely...#flash floods cant hurt me its raining!!!#nothing bad happens when it Rains!!!#i have cup o' noodles and art to do and rain to enjoy#nothing bad could eveerrrrrrr happen#absolutely unprompted#now the funniest and most devastating thing that could happen after saying that#is a flood washing my house away along with everything in it#i mean. Probably wont happen. fingers crossed. but still#i could become arlo from 'the good dinosaur'#lose everything in a flood. go on a journey. get a weird pet. become a cowboy#yeehaw and hawyee am i rite fellas
93 notes
·
View notes