#lorellia's comments on ken make me sick -_-

[thenextgenofchaos]

THE FORMER FIANCÉES OF KENRIC DIZZNEE [Ep. 1 - Pilot] (Part Two)

(O/N: Hey lol. This is not a roleplay scene, it's an out-of-roleplay show, where four people engaged/previously engaged to Kenric are dramatic and stuff. I was bored and this weirdly rubbish comedic drama was the result. There's more on its way as well lol. All characters belong to me except from Emma Sencen, who belongs to "Foster".)

Lorellia: What-?

Scarlet: Her mom is dead.

Lorellia: Oh my mom’s dead too. I killed her. Anyway, back to the game!

Scarlet: Doesn’t Kenric have to be awake?

Lorellia: Oh yeah- if I kiss him d’ya think he’ll wa-

Evira: Don’t you dare- BRING OUT THE BUCKET OF ICE COLD WATER!

[A random bucket of water appears outta nowhere.]

Lorellia: Don’t do that-

Evira: Oh my gods, it worked, I’ve always wanted to do this!

[Evira dumps the ice cold water over Kenrics head. He wakes with a start. Belladonna snickers in the background whilst Scarlet and Lorellia whisper about how Kenric’s shirt is see-through-ish and Lorellia almost faints. Evira almost throws up at this fact, whilst Violet struggles in her chair.]

Kenric: What the heck- where am I?! Who did that-

Evira: That was SO fun. 

Kenric: Are you serious- I’m going to kill you when- Am I tied to a chair?

Lorellia: Yes, you are.

Kenric: GAH- 

[Kenric jumps in the chair, ending him up sideways on the floor, tied to a chair. Evira picks up the chair.]

Scarlet: Okay- now go back to your chair, Evira.

Evira: Don’t tell me what to do.

[Evira does go back to her chair and poses in it, whilst Kenric struggles in his chair. Kenric looks around the room, taking in who’s all there. Violet blinks at him.]

Belladonna: This must be awkward for you, Kenric. Being in a room, tied to a chair, surrounded by all the girls you’ve ever been engaged to, or loved, or almost married. Kenric: …You’re missing two.

Scarlet: Yeah- wasn’t there like a really important one?

Lorellia: Me.

Scarlet: No, the blonde one.

Lorellia: Me.

Scarlet: No, Kenric actually loved her.

Lorellia: Still me-

Scarlet: No, the important one-

Lorellia: Literally me.

Violet: No, she came before you-

Scarlet: It’s something like Edna or something.

Kenric: Her name is Em-

[Evira puts her hand over Kenric’s mouth.]

Violet: Or Emily?

Evira: You’re close.

Lorellia: Literally who? 

Evira: The one he tRuLy LoVeD.

Kenric, muffled: It’s Emma-

Evira: Shush, Kenric- this is very entertaining. It’s the one he broke the engagement off with Lorellia for!

Scarlet: Yeah, I know, what’s her name tho?

Lorellia, through gritted teeth: Emma Sencen. 

Kenric: You’re still missing one. 

Belladonna: My cousin.

Bella, Evie, Lori and Scarlet in sync, with disgust: hEATHER.

Belladonna: Anyway, shouldn’t we be getting to the point?

Kenric: What point?

[Kenric looks concerned and worried for his health.]

Lorellia: The reason we brought you here, handsome. Scarlet: Yeah, we we’re gonna guess your type based off the three girls you loved-

[Evira snickers like she knows something they don’t. They ignore her.]

Scarlet: -and then you’re going to either confirm or disprove our guesses!

Kenric: That’s going to be hard.

Lorellia: Why?

Kenric: Because- I don’t have a type.

Scarlet: That’s a lie! Everyone has a type!

Lorellia: There’s got to be something you find more attractive in a lady.

Belladonna: Are you going to sit around chit-chatting or are you guys going to actually play the game?

Evira: CUE THE GAME SHOW SET!

Kenric: What the heck have I got myself into.