#lord have mercy he's so fine like 😩😩😩

[lamnwar]

hey umm sooo... that harasawa x reader fic is currently at more than 3k words and I haven't even reached the good part yet lol that's still ok tho, right? 🥺

[dylanconrique]

THAT WAS THE FIRST EPISODE OF CHICAGO FIRE?!?!?!!!?!!!?!?!??!!!!

[somedaytakethetime]

*stares lustfully**looks disrespectfully*

[sashi-ya]

𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐁𝐄𝐑 𝟐𝟑 DAY 18: CUMDUMP Kuchiki Byakuya 𝘹 𝘍! 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳

Requested by: anon ➡ day 18 cumdump with byakuya or shunsui? 👀 just being used as their personal stress relief toy 😩💚 tw: mdni. stablished relationship. pretty cute and romantic. stress relief. cumdump duh. oral (I am convinced Byakuya has one of the best oral skills in all seireitei) wc: 1.2K 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

“I won’t let a man use my body for free, nor be his cumdump for that matter” that’s what you always said until you met him.

Is not easy to be a captain from the Gotei 13, nor a noble where every responsibility relays on your back. He has to be serious all the time, or at least that was what they made him to believe. He has to fulfil the duties of the Kuchiki clan head skilfully and honourably, and some days there are people who won’t cooperate with him to do so.

During those days, in which stress is too high and he can barely stand not using Senbonzakura to slide some heads off, he comes back home with a single idea in mind: fuck her, as much as he pleases. And fill her up so much she can barely walk without messing the floor with his own seed.

“(Name), I’m home” he announces, taking his kenseikan off. That can only mean one thing; since wearing it represents the noble and taciturn aspect of himself, the moment the Kuchiki take them out they are allowed to be free…

Really free…

You run to him, happily knowing he is home. “Byakuya-sama you are ho….-“ you chime, stopping on your feet, watching his silky hair fall freely over his shoulders with no silver garnishment holding it up.

Byakuya smirks, a little slight curve that garnishes the right corner of his lips. You know this man has enough energy to last all night, and exactly the inverse amount of patience.

You widen your eyes, and blink quickly after. Mentally preparing yourself from what’s about to come, you begin to run through the hall of the Kuchiki manor.

“Hell no, come here” he murmurs, running after you. He could use flash step, but he won’t. Byakuya has slowly learned to have fun, to smile and play whenever he is alone with you. Because you have become his safe place, no matter what.

“No, oh lord no!” you cry, laughing as he finally catches you by your waist. “My guts! Have mercy on me, Kuchiki-sama!” you joke, while he moves your hair aside to bite -with anything but delicacy- your neck.

Byakuya pushes you to the bed; the big mattress in which both sleep every night. He is a man of few words, but those aren’t needed… you can read his eyes better than anyone else.

He leaves Senbonzakura over the bedside table, and then proceeds to take his haori off. He might be horny and hard, but his Zanpakuto and Captain distinctive deserves utmost respect anytime.  

Once the two of his most important belongings are safely resting aside, Byakuya loosens up the white himo to take the black kosode off and then the white shitagi. All of that ends up on the floor, he has so many pairs he doesn’t care.

His beautiful pure white skin shines before your eyes, the prominent collar bones you love, the tight skin of his stomach, the toned arms, everything, absolutely everything from him.

“Byakuya-sama…” you purr, even if you wish you didn’t speak you can’t help it.

“Mh??” he asks, while softly slapping your knees to spread your legs. You are -conveniently- wearing the fine silk nightgown he bought you with an equally fine lingerie underneath.

He comes in between your legs, extending his hands to you. You are the only one allowed to take his mitt gloves off. And you do, with utmost care, leaving them right next to you like sacred pieces of him.

“Very well, now let’s take this off… shall we?” he utters, as his mandible muscles tenses and his fingers skillfully peel the thong off your body.

With the lace strap still hanging from one of your ankles, he lifts your legs up. He couldn’t wait when he saw your juicy temptation. A fruit he is willing to try and delightfully eat out.

Your shins rest on his shoulders, his right hand on the small of your back to push you even high. His mouth reaches your core so perfectly, tasting the first drops of his favourite elixir.

You contort as the tip of Byakuya’s tongue reaches for your entrance. He devours you, drinking every little hint of femininity melting off you.

With a delicate hand, he presses down your lower belly, making your muscles to spasm harder and the pleasure higher.

Your nails carve marks on the silk sheets, gripping tightly to them with your head thrown back and an expression of pure bliss in your face. The sweet little whimpers abandoning your lips, motivate your long-haired lover to keep going, until he can easily break you in a thousand parts.

“You are so, always, absolutely… delicious…” Byakuya grunts, with his lips still muffled by your anatomy. Your eyes fix on his deep cerulean ones, and there is no need to tell him how much you want him inside you right now…

He immediately puts you down, dominantly, fast, desperately. His hakama feels tight around his crotch, he is about to burst, and it is almost painful to keep on waiting.

You hang there for him to finally untie the front and back himo. And as he does, the black fabrics fall to reveal his erection.

Hungry, like a beast, he is preparing to attack. That delicate, serious noble façade is left aside the moment his hair falls freely and there is no one else but you looking at him.

His nudity, a work of art that is meant to be praised, tops you. There aren’t many words that can express what you feel inside your own inner world. How every skyscraper crumble and turn to dust, how the walls built around fall to let him take over… for his soul to bound and extent it to vast fields of sakura flowers.

Byakuya pants in desire before impaling you with hard delight, his back goes up and down, his sharp sight disarms you, his pale lips slightly separate, and his straight hair frame his angelical face.

You receive him deep inside, pushing even further and curling your back. A mute moan escapes your mouth as you lose the power to speak and the ability to breathe. Nails that were grasping on the sheets are now being carved on his back, and your muffled pants are being inhaled by Byakuya’s mouth.

He has no mercy, just as when he fights, with his hips’ thrusts. It makes the muscles of your inner thighs to spasm, to tremble.

And soon, in between kisses and the sound of wet slaps of your skins, climax reaches for you and him. Like a hurricane, like a summer storm… impetuous, strong and unstoppable.

You bite his lower lip, pulling and smirking as you whine, expecting your womb to be filled by his sweet warm milk.

Byakuya sighs louder and smiles while looking you right in the eye. “Are you ready my sweet beautiful cum dump?” he growls.

“Y-yes… fill me so up to the brim, Byakuya-sama~” “As you wish…”

You aren’t sure if it’s on the genes or it is because he is strong, but that night, there were more than three times in which he was able to release mostly all his stress. And oh, love… you felt like bursting happy to be the official cum dump wife of the Kuchiki clan head ~

taglist: @miabiaria @carmenthedreamer @stygianoir @electronicwitchcollection @aizenwifey @deputy-videogamer @efrodd17 @mizugami @uzxotic @cyberdazetragedy @bookandyarndragon @fushiguroshotwife 💖

[kimi-twstheadcanons]

I CAN’T LIVE WITH THEM LOOKING LIKE THIS OMG BRO LIKE PLEASE GUYS YOU THREE I CAN’T BREATHE!!!!! HOW CAN I BE CALM WITH ALL THIS BEAUTY AROUND ME JAMIL’S HAIR AND AZUL’S MAKEUP!! NOT TO MENTION VIL THE LIVING BEAUTY HIMSELF AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

LORD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL I DON’T PRAY MUCH BUT I WILL PREY TO GET THESE THREE FINE MEN 😩🙏🏽✨

Oh yeah and Ace too. I love Ace, he’s like a brother to me, but he’s EVERYWHERE! I just want more of some of the other characters. Yeah he’s an R card but he still gets the fit. But I won’t complain anymore because he looks nice.

Plus it’s kinda funny how he looks so young compared to the others who look so mature 😂

[tiffanylamps]

Lamps you KNOW i HAVE to ask about catholic guilt but sexy!!!!

Turnip, you have picked my most slutty, debauched, utterly filthy wip to date. Just ask Cay, she's read the snippets, she knows all about the super unsavoury plans 😩💀 From this tag game

I'm putting a read more break here cause... yeah....

catholic guilt but sexy is set in a Beyond Evil au, where Yu Yeon lives and Dong Sik follows his family's religion. So much so, that he becomes a priest of a small parish. His life is pretty quiet, he has his friends and his flock, and he's even beloved by his local community. He's... he's okay. (Even if on the inside he feels like screaming). Everything is going according to plan, he's doing fine, until... A snobby, uppity, good-looking prick from Seoul gets transferred (banished) to his parish to be his new Deacon. Han Joo Won enters Dong Sik's life and absolutely destroys it. He is Dong Sik's demise. His doom. His very-own Judas, who has come to kiss him on the cheek.

He is brash and unrestrained, he talks openly about things he disagrees with, he doesn't care about what's expected of him by the church or God... and as time passes, his warm honesty, his single-minded determination, and his utter devotion to Dong Sik, rips the wool from Dong Sik's eyes to reveal what life could be like if he just let himself have it. Han Joo Won isn't Dong Sik's doom. He is his saviour. [Or... Dong Sik meets Joo Won and finds it impossible to repress his sexuality, which results in some freaky, freaky sex. Ngl, in this fic, there's a lot of guilt and shame, a fuckton of internalised homophobia, angst, and some pretty heavy BDSM, but a lot of love... so much love]

Here's a snippet of one of my favourite scenes... Just to be absolutely clear, this fic is rated a hard E. It was super hard to pick a short snippet, but I think you'll like what I've chosen. This snippet is of their first kiss. Obviously, Joo Won kisses Dong Sik first and these few paragraphs focus on Dong Sik kissing him back.

Dong Sik wants to cry. You fool, what have you done? But Joo Won didn't do anything that Dong Sik hasn't already spent twilights and sunsets dreaming about. 

Up until this point, his unwavering desire has trickled like a stream. But after he’s felt the warmth of Joo Won’s lips, he has become drenched with a waterfall of need. He silently prays that their Lord will have mercy on him. He is only one man, only a man… and Joo Won is a magnetic force too powerful to vanquish. So, he finally doesn’t fight it. He might find the strength one day. But not now. 

Joo Won breathes him in as Dong Sik gingerly brings their lips back together. It’s been so long since he’s done anything like this, almost Joo Won’s entire lifetime… Which… oh fuck, what a ghastly thought. There’s a smile against his mouth as fragile as origami in inept hands and it draws him in, asking to be treasured, begging for him to be the one to admire it. Dong Sik doesn’t know if he’s worthy - he might crush it and forever lose this opportunity - but he doesn’t stop himself from gently kissing Joo Won anyway. 

Joo Won moves closer with a bubbling, restless energy that reminds Dong Sik of the blooming riots of spring. A time for youth and life; gleeful as young love permeates the air with a joy that Dong Sik hasn’t felt before. It’s an infectious feeling and for a second, he allows himself the solitude of just basking in it. He can pretend that he’s free from the eyes of God and hell and anyone in between. He can pretend he’s living out the springtime flings of his youth, instead of the quiet comforts of his autumn years.

- So... yeah... that's the priest fic I was working on. At the moment, it's kind of a dead wip but I hope you've enjoyed what you've read. Thanks again for sending me this. (this fic is guaranteed to send me to hell... if I ever actually finish writing it lol)

[seokjinsonlyone]

So it’s Seokjin missing hours rn and I was watching tiktoks and LORD HAVE MERCY I almost fell to my knees when I came across this one. He looked SO fine in this interview 😩🫠😵‍💫

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTREpFDtF/?t=2

i got way too many deep seated feelings for this man for you to be sending videos of him looking like this unprovoked akdsjlsdj

but since the damage has already been done imma double it by reminding you of this day

july 24 2021 aka THEE jin interview outfit like that v neck was doing everything for him and MORE

i'm also gonna triple it by bringing this up

now this actually pisses me off like i don't think y'all understand i'm a lil crazy on a good day but when park jimin decided it'd be a good idea for jin to model this hoodie and earring like my blood pressure was sky high i know it was i was so mad like this was circulating all over tiktok tumblr twitter instagram everywhere i went people was thirsting over my man i was genuinely upset sdkjfsklfjsdl like on weverse telling people to back off it was NOT a good day for me LOOOOL

[baekhvuns]

ok so hear me out...

This week has been...ASTOUNDING!

First of all we had exo's cb which i was surprised to see because ok i was hoping for it but not that damn early 😭😭😭BUT my ears have been blessed. What am i saying? Does exo ever disappoint? NOO or maybe it's just that i don't like crticizing bcz if i am in love with a grp i would go down the gates of hell.

AND

i watched MORE MOVIES!! YAY!! starting the week off with devdas, bro....i wont say i loved it or hated it. I was somewhere in the middle but it's srk so what cn i say?? THE COSTUMESS?? THE SET DESIGNS?? THE JEWELLERY?? omggg and the actresses?? Dude i have never seen an indian actress who isn't close to being a literal goddess, I think i do know about the first love interest. She's..OH YES SHE WAS IN PINK PANTHER! i just remembered it- and the songs and dialouges "LOVE IS THE SHADOW OF THE SOUL!!" 😭 indian movies are like musicals.

but some scenes were abrupt i mean how does tht candle not extuingishhh?? tht was kind of physics defying but hey they're trying to show the power of love. AND ONE MORE THING THE WAY THE FIRST LOVE INTEREST REMEMBERS THE AMT OF DAYS THEY'VE BEEN APART- PEAK OBSESSESION. However, ik this movie will hold a place in my heart. Srk was so emo in this-

then i watched shershah...it was based on a true story?....i cried, i wailed, i sobbed, my heart hurt, my chest ached and...it helped me see the movie from a broader perspective and not just the life of the mc. Like for soldiers, this is how their life is yk? and their families...as much as they're proud its equally heart-wrenching for them. AND THE MAIN LEADS GOT MARRIED?? at least we got them as a couple, hope they stay happy forever in along healthy relationship.

i also watched bajirao mastani and....what was tht movies?? OH aligarh one? so many different genres combined in a week. It was a rollercoaster for my emotions AND ATEEZ DIDNT MAKE IT ANY BETTER?? SEONGHWA RAPPER??? MINGI COWBOY??? SAN UNDERGROUND FIGHTER??? OH LORD-

the song has it's perks ok? it's not bad and its addicitve but at first i did think the ending was a bit messy, even the intro like i didnt even know when the song started, hwa gv me an attack BUT it was experimental ig idk? i hope we have another mv for either outlaw or this world bcz i cant live with the fact tht SUCH AMAZING SONGS WERE LEFT AND K-HOT CHILLI PEPPER GOT A MV??

the mv was dynamic tho. In concl. i liked it , didn't love it. It was def, not vocal heavy but more focused on the hiphop and rap element which is fine but...oh to hv the old ateez back. I would ascend if they released something like utopia or aurora again.

but yesss this has been my week in the entertainment section of life.(❁´◡`❁) and waiting for your works miss baeksyyy. Really dont be nervous. Idc if you take even 2 or more years to release it as long ik you're here and cmon i mean it's BAEKHVUNS WORKS ILL READ IT GODDAMIT EVEN IF U THINK ITS NOT GOOD BCZ U WROTE IT OFC U WOULD THINK ITS NOT GOOD but...its. going. to. be. my. holy. grail.

hello!!!

no bc that exo pre release had my ears thanking me to listen to it 😭😭 cannot wait for the comeback bc u know they will always deliver amazing albums !!!! no bc i would 100% go to hell for exo & shinee

AAAAAA U DID !!!!! AND DEVDAS??? 😩😩😩😩 he served such a disney prince vibe in it AND THE ACTRESSES ????? LORD HAVE MERCY THEY REALLY ATE GODDESSES A MISS UNIVERSE (yES THE PINK PANTHER LADY she’s so god damn stunning omg i cry every time i see her,, miss femme fatale) AND A DANCE LEGEND?? omg the dresses, the jewelry the emotion !!! they really are like musicals this one esp bc it was homage to shakespearean play!! i also do not know if u noticed this but

yeah shershaah, i also cried sobbed screamed and then doubled bc it was a true story 😭😭😭😭😭 the last scene where the music drops and the flashbacks happen and it’s his final rites and the actress runs in—

YESS THEY GOT MARRIED RECENTLY !!!!! and they did a version of a song from that movie but made it happier! ur right, in war no one wins,,, what got me was the soldier who hadn’t held his daughter since she was born and he was so excited to- and 😭😭 he 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

that bajirao mastani movie (the lead actors are actually married too fbwndhwj they met on a previous film by the same director who’s also the director of devdas) YEAAAAAAH cheating trope but so poetically done >>> YEAH AND ALIGARH BEING BASED ON A TRUE STORY SCREAMED CRIED HOW ARE PPL SO VILE

ATEEZ. MINGI RAPPER, SEONGHWA RAPPER??? SAN???? HONGJOONGS COCKY ASS ???? 😩😩 the song does have its perks,,,, when hongjoong says slow it down make it bouncy- that part especially! i think the only song i rly liked the was the world and outlaw,,, it also felt like the last albums’s dupe im sorry 😭😭😭 i just really wish ateez do r&b’s, pop’s edm’s, dance music… my wish is to have them get someone who chooses sm artists bsides like imagine ateez w songs like exo’s oasis,, rv’s i just, shinee’s body rhythm, or taemin’s heaven! or even nct’s magic carpet ride???? 😭😭😭 RIGHT I WOULD ACTUALLY BUY 15 ALBUMS IF THEY BRING SONGS LIKE TREASURE WHERE THEY HAD THEIR VOCALS AND ONE DREAM AND UTOPIA OUT LIKE THAT WAS THE PINNACLE OF ATZ 🤚🏻🤚🏻

the vocal yeaaaahh,,, it’s the reason i loved the exo song bc when i heard the vocals w nothing of auto tune or any sound editing,,, wow that was a breath of fresh air for me personally,,, raw vocals and a dream is what i wish kpop groups do like amaze us with your vocals GIVE US A MID SONG ACAPELLA??? oUu exo pls come back fast they need to show how it’s done

i hope ur week has been fun!!!! im so very nervous to post it like i have the teaser ready w all the tag list done and i just don’t have the courage anymore 😭😭😭 bUT I WILL POST IT this coming week somehow I AM HERE MY BRAIN WONT STOP WORKING UNTIL I LET ALL MY FICS OUT SO U DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABT THAT PART but thank u so much for sticking around really you’re so kind for those words <3333 thank u thank u so much 😭😭

[lotti-lyric]

Hiii!! Can I have a Bnha match up, it would be nice if it was romantic! Don't feel pressured tho!! I'll wait AND I'M SO SORRY, I LIKE TO INFODUMP ABOUT MYSELF

I'm a isfp 6w5 641 so/sp cancer (cancer moon aquarius rising)

In appareances I have my hair short and dyed red just like the 2017 markiplier (literally my most recent hyperfixation) blue glasses, brown eyes, tan-yellowish skin since I'm latino but As a kid I never went outside and I now live in a cold area, triangle body type, sadly 5'3 (IT'S AVERAGE I SWEAR)

Im the kind of guy that never talks unless is to say something nice! Or sassy if it's with my friends

With strangers I act really distant and I rather finish whatever it's going on fast and go (in school mostly) but with people I care about like friends and family I'm really loud and easygoing, very impulsive and warm

also, I'm a really sensitive person, don't be mean to me back I will cry

I enjoy writing, drawing, signing, doing sports and playing videogames!

And I LOVE LOVE ANIMATIONS AND MUSIC!!! AND STUFF ANIMALS, I HAVE A DOG PLUSH, A HOLLOW KNIGHT PLUSH ETC!!

Aesthetics and stuff

Retro and colour full stuff to peaky blinders type of stuff

Since im like two complete personalities in one, my closet is full of colourful sweathers and the most dreadful and fancy looking suit...

And that's it!! Take ur time, drink water and have a nice day or night! ♡

(Sorry if it's hard to understand, it's 1am and I speak Spanish as a first language)

charlotte’s interlude 💗- hi!! sorry this is so late, you’re totally fine!! i hope you enjoy this and have a great day, you seem so fun!!

warnings; some swearing

i match you with…

Keigo Takami!! (aka Hawks)

IM SORRY FOR THE PUN BUT THIS ^

he loves your hair so much oh my GOD

he’d def want to help you when you touch up the red color!! he tried his best but you prob have to do more of the work 💀💀😭

he loves how sweet you are but also loves your attitude!!

he definitely doesn’t give up when you’re distant at first and when you open up, he’s literally over the moon with happiness!

lord have mercy on anyone who makes you cry holy shit 🧍🏼‍♀️

he loves your writing and art so much!! if you make animations, expect him to have them favorited on this phone!!

listening to music together and dancing around the room like the whole world disappeared together 💗

he gets you a new stuffed animal on a random day each week!! more than one if he spots one you’ll love!!

^^ they all have names ofc and they are your children 😩💀

he loves your aesthetics!! he’ll try to match you if you let him know before hand what you plan to wear

UGH YALL SO CUTE

[currentlyprocrastinating]

that one post mentioning the five's s2 murder scene (+ hints that s3 has a similar one? 👀✨️) bouta be the catalyst to get me to finally watch tua s3

...listen, i—

let a girl love her murderous time-travelling old man teenager crush 😩

that scene in s2 has my SOUL

i have a screenshot of.... well... if u know, u know..... and i just so happened to pause it at the right moment, where the song captions were, "lord have mercy" and that is EXACTLY how i felt (btw, SURELY they timed that on purpose... like, i'd let him murder me. actually PLEASE murder me, it'd be very hot and i can simp as a ghost, it's fine)

gahhh... im sorry saeran, but my heart has two sides. and one just wants to fantasize about assassinating the commission board (i mean, were they really ever decent people anyways? except AJ. he was cool and i wished we got to know more about him)

my OC katka bouta be revived like,,, my lil murder baby needs some love again,,,

...do i hear OC collab? Squirrel and Katka... hmm...

[mysterystarz]

HI NOVAAAAA ITS BEEN FOREVER I THOUGHT ID POP IN YOUR INBOX FOR A BIT

so i have this really fun chem teacher and i swear he’s fruity and i’ve just been thinking about kuroo as a chem teacher doing some of the things my chem teacher does? this may be out of character i’m so sorry if it is i’m a bit rusty on my haikyuu writing 😭

he eats cheese puffs while walking around watching his students do labs. ITS SO FUNNY. he lets them have some if they ask too, then goes to the backroom to refill and do some more laps around the room and checking in on everyone

he plays old music (cyndi lauper kinda old music) a lot while his students are working, but he also lets his students pick the music for the day so they can listen to what they want to instead of what he wants to listen to, even though his music taste is universal

sometimes when he’s giving his students an off day (mostly because he fell behind on grading papers) he gets distracted talking with his students and they end up browsing youtube on the big screen, watching things like wood turning and showing his kids what hobbies he’s into by putting up videos of people doing them if they ask

very chill teacher, and loves talking with his students. he learns all their names in the first week and some facts about them if they share. his classes seem like mostly relaxing, but he has a very lax but interactive teaching style that’s efficient and easy to understand

lord have mercy if his favorite student or teacher best friend comes in. he gets unreasonably excited.

one of the white boards in the front of the room is covered in student drawings of not only him, but also whatever they feel like drawing

toys in his classroom? that’s fine, as long as they’re not distractingly loud while he’s teaching or giving instruction, or near the lab stations during experiments.

very particular about how experiments go. it’s mostly for safety purposes but also it makes him sad to see experiments not have the full wow factor

chess tournaments outside of school with his really bright students

he makes sure all the students participate (doesn’t force them if they really don’t want to but for example he helps the shy kids that aren’t good at communicating but want to try something) and are having fun

sets the counter at the front of the classroom on fire. it’s for experiments but sometimes he just puts hand sanitizer on it and lights it on fire. related to this, he also thinks it’s fun to hold flaming hand sanitizer

strikes up a conversation with the kids that don’t talk much from time to time; if he’s going to the backroom to get a cup of coffee or something, he asks what they’re up to or how they’ve been

one of his students is going to the library? whatever they’re coming back with, he wants to look at it. if it’s something he’s read he’ll talk their ear off about it without spoiling it

POEEEEEE I MISSED YOU!! THESE ARE SO AMAZING LIKE WHAT

your chem teacher sounds so chill and your writing 😩😩😩😩 i swoon it’s so lovely and easy to digest and visually stimulating as well i love

and all of these seem so true like goodness

the idea of kuroo being a chem teacher resonates so much with me as well — what better than teaching the subject you’ve got a fondness for, and being that one teacher everyone loves!

this was so cute i love it sm!

how are you??