#lord have mercy I'm bout to BUST
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getting hunted down by gavriil in the forest at night and when he finally catches you and you still struggle and fight him he menacingly whispers "keep going". his smile is anything but amused or teasing. "i want you to resist me as hard as you can". and then he fucks you silly.
it's not that he enjoys your kicking or resisting! he just loves the way you gradually become more tired, how adrenaline leaves your body and you're left all exhausted. so pliant, looking up at him with those hazy eyes... you don't even know when you start to ask, scream for more.
#microtya's kids#lord have mercy I'm bout to BUST#i have a bot with this scenario. it's private but it's there#biblically accurate monsterfucker. that's me#monsterfucker#monster fucker#monster x human#monster boyfriend#monster lover#monster smut#teratophillia#microtya: gavriil
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Andrade you're looking fine as fuck king 🫶🏻
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Hair before a tragedy:
Hair after a tragedy (feat. the strongest stank face ever):
The whole mood and vibe:
#call me Julian because in true Nagelsmann fashion i'll do a lowlights reel once i feel stable#sickness is improving! pray for me 😭#girlies look at him tho... sexyass mf....#that JAW BONE#that CHEST#lord have mercy i'm 'bout to bust (quote)#Kasper Schmeichel#king thicccness#big daddy 😩😩😩
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Hi, big time fandom lurker here! For real I rarely pull up into people's inboxes, just out here on main aka in my office cube at work being secretly horny and occasionally telling my absolute favorites thank you so much for all you do. So I wanted to say the latest Unscripted Desire fucked me up so bad. I loved it. As you said, you really locked the fuck in bestie. Frankie in the Ghostface mask was the Halloween version of a Christmas miracle, so I guess just a Halloween miracle? Going to take me a second to recover from that. And really just everything about Javi. Him basically groveling but being still being Javi. I died when he said he's not popping a pill to get hard like out of principle or something and also not giving reader more out of principle, too. It is all so Javi coded! You write the BEST Javi and you're just an amazing writer in general, hope you know that, always so excited whenever you post anything.
Also, hopefully this is not annoying, but I would lowkey be remiss if I did not ask. Have you ever read Roommates by @punkshort? It is a pornstar!Joel series. I only point it out because I fully think you deserve a goddamn Pulitzer for best pornstar!Javi and she deserves one for best pornstar!Joel. No clue how that award works, but it should work that way. She mostly writes Joel so you two probably are not familiar with each other's game, BUT both UD and Roommates WIN pornstar trope in this fandom. Seriously. I would actually fight anyone who says otherwise. Nobody has done it better and I seriously doubt anyone can do it better than you two! I think pornstar!Frankie is still available for the taking though. ❤️
hey diva (gn) ! you're so real for the being horny at work bc like... same 😪 omg thank you so much what the hell !! this is so nice of you to say, i'm like doing backflips at my desk right now no joke !! i def understand the whole lurking thing, it can be kinda intimidating to interact but i finally pushed myself out of my own head and now here we are 🧍🏽♀️ DJHFJAKSDFHKASDF
please don't get me started on ghostface frankie bc i will slip into a tangent he's so hottttt it makes me want to peel my skin off. just picturing his voice saying the line... lord have mercy im bout to bust (rip leslie jordan) a HALLOWEEN MIRACLE INDEED! A TREAT IF YOU WILL!
dude i freaking love writing javi like his character is so interesting to me and honestly the type of character i gravitate to when it comes to writingggg and even then i still feel like i'm being a little too ooc sometimes so i have to brainwash myself with narcos clips lol arhghggh so happy to hear that you like my portrayal wtf you got me all flustered, gracias bebe i really appreciate it 😭 and that you're into my writing style too ughhhh on my knees for you rn 🖤
i really wish you guys could look into the dossiers i have in my brain abt this world (or any of my aus tbh) CAUSE LITERALLY OUT OF PRINCIPLE!! so much i could say but yes, we are on the same page.
not annoying and unfortunately i have not read that fic but now you've just given me something to binge this weekend so THANK YOUUU omg not the pppfu (pedro pascal pornstar fic universe) ikdr @punkshort i was unfamiliar with your game 🫦 and every other pornstar au out there we really out here in this subgenre killing it lol pleaseeee no fighting let's leave that to the fictional characters, we're lover girls (gn) out here.
but not seriously someone take one for the team and give us single father pornstar!frankie doing it to provide for his kid ofmgmfgmfmgf
(me to me when i ramble: we do not care)
#💌 you’ve got mail!#i reread this a billion times thank youuuuu#also i think i replied to everything... hopefully... if not just bring that ass back on to my inbox and yap away
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step-dad frank castle is so appealing to me, especially if he's taking advantage and slowly coruppting inexperienced!reader. really gets me going.
God. him standing behind me and slowly grinding his hips onto my back while I'm in the kitchen doing something or leaning behind the couch and him putting his hands on my hips for a second before apologising??? him 'playfully' twisting my nipples and saying it's a "joke" and now i just HAVE to play with them to get off... delicious.
Lord have mercy imma bout to bust- fr I wanna explore this sm-
#male reader#x male reader#the punisher#frank castle#stepdad!frank castle#this kinda got me-#ngl i need to see it#so 🤨
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about the nanami suggestions... listen, one where he is pursuing reader? AH! THE PINING? LORD HAVE MERCY I'M 'BOUT TO BUST, 'cause you know this man doesn't beat around the bush so he is CLEAR and lowkey SHAMELESS about it 😫
ARGHHHH nonnie I’ve been thinking abt this for two days now and my brain is working overtime to scribble down some words in my notes app 😋 this is added to the nanami listttttt
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Young JDM... lord have mercy I'm bout to bust
JDM IN GENERAL HAS ME HOOTING AND HOLLERING FR LMAOOO
The fact he went from that to this:
WOOOEEEEE HE AGED SO FINE
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Lord have mercy i'm bout to bust!
save a horse, ride a cowboy.
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Adam Copeland got face paint on lord have mercy I'm bout to bust
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LORD HAVE MERCY IM BOUT TO BUST!!!!!
I'm on my knees for him!!!
It’s for a DTIYS but I wanted to share it here too
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I'm yet to find anything hotter than James Phelps in this video:
Oh right, because there is nothing hotter.
#*leslie jordan voice* lord have mercy I'm bout to bUst#the only time i make gifs is for harry potter or simping purposes lmfao#james phelps#fred weasley#mine
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OH MY FREAKING LORD SHE CALLED ME POPPINS MY HEART
#LORD JESUS HAVE MERCY IM BOUT TO BUST#IT MADE MY HEART FLUTTER DAMMIT#wlw#jess rambles#I'm so useless#and she is so drunk
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just.. sigh my head is so full thinking ab eager puupy dom kuroo or ALTERNATIVELY ATSUMU
ANONNIE????? the way i had to stop eating and take a moment when i saw this oh my god,,,lord have mercy i'm 'bout to bust
warnings: breeding, hybrid!kuroo, biting, fem!reader, talk about being in heat, kuroo calls you bitch, talk about impregnating
please puppy dom!kuroo is so on edge all the time especially when he's in heat!! while you're gone for work or have to run errands, all he can think about is bending you over and over and over again, his hard cock painfully pressing against his shorts but he's a good boy and he'll wait, touching himself doesn't compare to your tight cunt anyway,,
you know what awaits you as soon as you get home, your body practically already trained to the point that your slick collects uncomfortably inside your panties as soon as you open the door,,instantly you have a eager puppy on you, sucking hickeys into your neck and picking you up just to stumble to the coach and bend you over, not patient enough to go to your bedroom,,
he grunts and whines so deliciously when he slips into you, both still fully clothed bc he can't wait any longer after you've been gone for a few hours, and he just ruts into you like a mad man,,he's groping your tits, your ass, anything he can get his hands on, ripping your blouse in the process,,but you can't even begin to care with the way he hits your sweet spot with every thrust,,
"gonna breed - fuck - gonna breed this tight fucking cunt. is that what you want? my pretty little bitch in heat wants me to breed her? wants to be swollen with my puppies?" and you can't help the way you clench tightly around him at the way he calls you his bitch and talks about impregnating you, his voice whiny and needy even though he's pounding the living shit out of you,,
the last straw is the way he leans over you, his large form completely enveloping your small one, his sharp canines sinking into the delicate skin of your neck and the loud, desperate whine that leaves his mouth, muffled by your skin,,you're launched into a numbing orgasm, your whole body shaking and moans of "tetsu', tetsu', tetsu'" leaving your swollen lips,,
at the tight clenching of your pussy he stills and cums so so much, right against your cervix, the feeling of being filled up to the brim causing goosebumps to form along your skin, a delicous, drawn-out growl errupting from somewhere deep in his chest,,
and after, he'll take you to the bedroom, laying down behind you just to slip right back in and plug you up, so there's not a single drop of his cum being wasted,,
guess telling him you were on birth control would have to wait if he would fuck you like this everytime,,
#my GOD#can you tell i REALLY liked this idea#nonnie thank you sm my brain is FULL#the way i wanted to write smth for atsumu too but uh#kinda got carried away bc of kuroo skskks#haikyuu smut#kuroo smut#kuroo#kuroo tetsurou#hybrid tw#breeding tw#biting tw#is biting a tw idk#just in case#lera.thirsts#lera.asks#from: anonnie
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Lord have mercy I'm bout to baja bust
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I was asked randomly in voice chat "So how do you feel about Leon?" and while attempting to put into words my feelings, I just ended up gushing senselessly for 5 mins, only to be told "We can literally hear you blush"... I wkdjoqme need to seek help (queue "lord have mercy I'm 'bout to bust" by leslie jordan)
I've been watching friends play the RE4 remake, and I think none of us anticipated how down bad I would be for Leon... friends have been sending me Leon posts everyday and I think I cannot resist anymore – I have to get the game and play it (and also make gifs, for... reasons)
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Imagine that you are a student who is gonna have a crises( academic shits killing me lol) Thomas tries to calm you down. THOMAS TRIES TO CALM YOU DOWN. Lord have mercy i'm bout to bust.
Anywayss xoxox darling and have a nice day/night ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
i'm in crises rn 😭😭 i just contacted my physics teacher on sunday bruh, anyways...
can you imagine him entering the room where you are studying without making any noise just to leave you a glass of water or a snack? or to have him realize that it's been a long time that you've been in the room alone and then he would go into silence, and sit next to you doing something else just to keep you company... or having to force you out of there... catching you on his lap and putting you on the bed next to him so he can cuddle you until you sleep, even if it was a 20-minute nap 🥺 he'd totally!! and a lot of words of encouragement coming out of him along with some kisses!!!
you too babe, good luck with uni!!
#måneskin#thomas raggi#thomas raggi x reader#maneskin talk#nice reminder that you can blacklist tag: maneskin talk so i dont show to you xx
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