#looz-ard

[onenicebugperday]

what do u define as nice

Is it a bug? Then it's nice

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

> Karkat: Open M-to-tha-izzemo.

CURRENT carcinoGeneticist [CCG] RIZNIGHT NOW opened memo on board TEAM ADORABLOODTHIRSTY.

CCG: DIS IS PROBABLY THA LIZZAY MEMO I WIZNILL WRITE. CCG: COZ FIZNIRST OF ALL, THERE PRETTY MIZNUCH NUTTIN LEFT TA SAY. CCG: Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. N SECOND OF ALL, I MIZZY BE DEAD SOON. CCG: I'M JIZZLE SIPPIN' SOME OF YOU IDIOTS READ DIS, N EVEN IF YOU TIZZY I'M FULL OF SHIT NIZZY, W-H-TO-THA-IZZEN IT ALL S-T-TO-THA-IZZARTS GO'N DOWN YIZZOU MIGHT J-TO-THA-IZZUST BALLER WHAT I SAID N SIZZLE YOURSELVES. CCG: THA WIZNORST CAZE SCENIZZLE HAS HAPPENED. CCG: THA BARD OF RAGE BE ON THA LOOZE. CCG: Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. YEAH, I KNOW WE ALL THOUGHT THAT TIZZAY WAS A JOKE, BIZZY IT TURNED OUT IT WASN'T. CCG: HE COMPLETELY SNAPPED, N FO` THOZE OF YOU FURTHA AHEEZEE ON THA TIMELINE, I D-TO-THA-IZZON'T H-TO-THA-IZZAVE TO TELL YOU HOW DANGERIZZLE HE BE. CCG paper'd up: REMEMBA WHAT HE DIZNID TA THA BLACK KING. CCG: NOBODY COULD EXPLAIN IT, N THEN HE JUST W-TO-THA-IZZENT BACK TA SPAC'N OUT FO` THIZZE RIZZEST OF THA BATTLE. CCG: I MEAN SERIOUSLY, WHAT THA FIZZY WAS THAT. CCG cuz its a G thang: I DON'T EVEN THINK THA K'N C-TO-THA-IZZOULD FUCK'N BELIEVE IT, FRANKLY. CCG: DID ANYONE IZZLE DO AS MUCH DAMAGE? I DIZZON'T THINK SO. CCG: It dont stop till the wheels fall off. I DON'T EVEN T-H-TO-THA-IZZINK VRISKA DID, ALTHIZZLE IT HIZZARD TA SAY SIZZAY THAT WAS THA KNOCKOUT BLOW. CCG so i can get mah pimp on: ^^^ SPOILERS. CCG: I GUESS WE THIZZAY IT WAS LIKE A SECRET J-TO-THA-IZZOKE RAPPA OR SUM-M SUM-M? CCG n we out! BUT THA JOKE BE ON US. CCG: HE BE OUT OF PIE, N NIZZAY THE FIZZY GENIE BE OUT OF THA SHITTIZZLE SODA BOTTLE FO` GOOD. CCG: WE BE SO SCREWED. CCG: OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK. CCG: Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. GUYS, I BE TERRIFY, I DON'T KNOW WHIZZAY TA DO. CCG: I'M 'N A RIZZAY FIZZAY OF BODIES, N I THINK I'M NIZZAY SUPPOZE' TA TURN MAH BACK ON THEM? CCG: OH MAH GOD, I JIZZAY HEARD A HONK. CCG: OH GOD OH GIZZAY OH DAWG OH GOD CCG: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO CCG, ya feel me? IT CAME FROM THA HORN PILE CCG: I D-TO-THA-IZZON'T KNIZZLE IF IT WIZZAS JUST THE BODY SETTL'N ON AN ERRANT HORN OR... CCG: OR IF... CCG: I HIZZLE TA GIT THA FUCK OUT OF HERE. 

PAST terminallyCaprizzles [PTC] 420 HOURS AGO responded ta memo fo my bling bling. 

PTC: Hizzy BeSt fRiEnD. PTC so bow down to the bow wow! nOw wHaT Tha Motha fizzy WiLl i bE Suppoze' ta Do? PTC: Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. i'M nOt FoLlOwInG.  

CCG: PAST GAMZEE, GIZZY DAMN IT. CCG: I BE TRY'N TA WARN THUGZ OF YO' MURDEROUS FUTURE SELF. CCG: DIS PRACTIZZLE DIZZY IZZLE H-TO-THA-IZZAVE ANYTH'N TA DO WIT YOU. CCG: Bounce wit me. NIZNOW GO BACK TA GROP'N YO' HORNS AND BEIN DISTRIZZLE BY COLORS YOU USELESS FUCK. 

PTC: YeAh, I CaN DeFiNiTeLy cArRy oUt tHizzay Pusha, bRizzo. PTC: i gizzay iizzy W-to-tha-izzaIt uNtIl tha mOtHeRfUcKizzle FuTizzle hApPeNs ta SeE 'bout WhAt aLl dis Murder'n Noize Be. They call me tha black folks president. :o) 

CCG banned PTC from bustin' ta memo thats off tha hook yo. 

CCG: L-TO-THA-IZZIKE I WAS SAYING. CCG cuz its a doggy dog world: STILL RHYMIN' OUT. CCG: AUGH CCG cuz its a doggy dog world: THERE WIZZY ANOTHA SHAWTY HIZZAY CCG: IT WIZZAS SO FAINT CCG: DIZNID I JIZZUST IMAGINE IT? I THINK I MIGHT BE HATIN' IT. CCG: I REALLY HIZZAY TA GIT OUT OF HERE, BIZNUT CCG: I SHOULD TRY TA REVIVE THEM FIRST. CCG: I KIZZY DERZE N PROSPIT BE GONE, BUT IF THERE ANY CHANCE AT ALL THIZZLE SURVIVIZZLE I'VE GOTS TA TRY. CCG straight from long beach nigga: I'M NOT LOOK'N FORWARD TA GO'N NIZZLE THAT HIZZAY PILE THOUGH. CCG: WHAT IF HE BEEN 'N THERE THA WHOLE TIME??? CCG: I BE SHITT'N MYSELF SO HARD HIZZAY, I DON'T EVEN KNIZZLE WHAT TA DO. CCG: GIZNUESS I HIZZAVE TA BRIZZAY IT FO` FEFERI SAKE. 

PAST cuttlefishCuller [PCC] 380 HOURS AGO respizzle ta miznemo. 

PCC: For mah sake? 38) PCC: W)(iznat d-ya mizzle, Crabcatc)( sho nuff? 

CCG: OH GOD, FEFERI... 

PCC: Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. Is izzle of t)(be serious like this and like that and like this and uh? PCC: It's so )(ard ta tiznell ridin' in mah double R! All of yo' mizzles )(ave bizzay so outrageous, I can't izzle decide w)(iznat ta takes seriously anymore. PCC: T)(be one sounds lizzy tha biggest w)(oppa of aizzy, ta be conknest! 

CCG: YES I BE D-TO-THA-IZZEAD "GLUBB'N" SERIOIZZLE, OK. 

PCC: STILL SOUNDS PRETTY FIS)(Y TA M-E!!! 38D 

CCG: FEFERI, I'M SORRY. CCG: Tru niggaz do niggaz. IT WAS MAH FAULT, I DIDN'T KNIZNOW WHIZNAT TO DO. 

PCC: Sizzle fo` w)(at cuz I'm fresh out the pen?? 

CCG if you gots a paper stack: FOR CCG: Hollaz to the East Side. I CCG: I CAN'T DO DIS CCG: Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. IT TOO MIZZUCH FO` ME, IIZZY SORRY. 

CCG banned PCC from respond'n to miznemo. 

CCG: Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. BEFORE I GO CCG: EVERYONE SHIZZLE ALSO KNOW ERIDAN HIZNAD A COMPLETE SHITHIVE MELTDOWN TOO CCG now pass the glock: HE GO'N AROUND CAPPIN' THUGZ WITH HIS MAGIC WAND CCG: SO K-TO-THA-IZZEEP AN EYE OUT FO` HIM. CCG: IF I RIZZUN INTO HIM IZZLE, I'M... CCG gangsta style: I D-TO-THA-IZZON'T EVEN KNOW. CCG: HE BETTA PRIZZAY TA ALL HIZZY MURDERED ANGELS IT DOESN'T HAPPEN. 

PAST caligulizzle [PCIZZAY] 311 HOURS AGO responded ta memo. 

PCA: Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this. a magic wwand be that so PCA: kiznar ciznome on noww evvizzle fuckin KNOWWS thizzay mizzles rubbish

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