#loow

[saltygilmores]

Thoughts While Watching Gilmore Girls-Season 3, Episode 12. "Lorelai Out Of Water" Part 1

Ladies, we have more filler. I can't complain. This episode was so easy that I watched it twice.

Lorelai has offered her garage as rehearsal space to Hep Alien. But first! They have to clean out said garage, which they haven't attempted to enter in years. Then they debate whether or not Lorelai ever remembered to call the Garage Cleaner Uppers that one time a few years ago. Thrilling stuff! It's been a while since we've last had a sexually tense Luke vs Taylor showdown.

Meow!

Gilmore Girls is bought to you by our sponsors, Office Depot, Circuit City, and Blockbuster Video. Hold on. I'm getting word that Office Depot still exists. Really?

Nothing to see here folks, just Rory comparing her mother to a woman famous for having sex with rockstars...then insinuating that she should sleep with Zach. I'm sorry Rory, this MILF only has eyes for one teenage boy. One who is a lot less talented than Zach.

This is weird, but hoo boy, it's about to get weirder.

Well well well. Who would have ever thunk that the deeply repressed Christian girl has a submssion kink? Soggy Rygalski is her Daddy ordering her around and reminding her that her drumming is inadequate. Lane personally requested that Dave verbally berate her in front of the other band members in order to...distract them? The plan is that if they see Dave treating Lane like a kicked dog, they won't realize they're crushing on each other? That's kinda messed up? This presumes that Dave and Lane are both confident that Brian and Zach will see Dave treating her like crap and have no thoughts about it except "I guess they're not smooching." Although we've yet to see if this plan, once put in motion, actually works. Anyway. Sure Lane's Dom Daddy is a lispy geek in a patterned sweater, but SaltyGilmores does not judge. It’s always the quiet ones am I right?

Seems like they’ve found a creative way to get off while staying in God's good graces. Have fun you kids.

"Rory, this is all I have" Thanks to Rory I can cross off the "cockblocking" square from my End of Episode Bingo Card.

Rory tries to come to Lane’s defense, but since it was all just part of Lane and Soggy’s sex games it wasn’t actually necessary.

Oh, we know why.

From the messed up mind of AmyShermanPalladino.

"Yes Daddy"

SAME. Oh. She's talking about the place. The place with all the coffee. Alex's kids are named Hilary and Jeff, 6 and 9.

Once again, Lorelai is no Miss Cleo.

Of course she said yes. Alex is totally worth waking up at 5 am for. Back in The Hollow, Lane is chipping away at Mama to obtain permission to go to the prom and hatching another harebrained scheme to bring Soggy Rygalski into Mama's good graces, it involves a Korean wedding and Rory is invited apparently. Whatever.

Well well well. Look who took the place of Stars Hollow Beauty Supply's worst (dead) employee. No respect for the dead, huh. Not even a little shrine or memorial plaque or photocopy of her obituary displayed on the counter. Tragic. #Honk

Where did Lane get 40 bucks? At the Inn, Lorelai is speaking to Sookie regarding her Fishing Date Regrets.

He sounds dreamy. Tell me more.

And the Mid Season Temporary Love Interests just keep on comin! Now we just have to wait for Lindsay. Oh dear God. I just remembered Max comes back in this season too. And maybe even soon. Help. While Lorelai seems to have terrific chemistry with her new temporary Luke substitute (Alex), Luke's Lorelai substitutes (Rachel, Nicole) have always fallen flat and seemed dreadfully boring to me. That's probably on purpose. We're stuck with her for a while. Whatever.

Hey look everyone. There's the baby. Where have you been, young man? I've hit my 30 screenshot maximum. Stay tuned for part 2. (As always, your comments, feedback, reblogs and tags make my day)

[painsrequiem]

is a wip

[emmetofthestars]

the preview of the 3rd image is really loow qualiry lol.. it doesnt look like that i prommy. Anyways pill men or something. i felt lazy and had 2 draw sometjing else so i drew pillerd men.

[thehumanofjustice]

You're the next one.

Where did the kids go?

What happened to they're five souls?

(where did the kids go?)

I'm bounty-hunting, vowed to bring those kids' souls back hooome.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!

My soul is yellow my trigger finger's lightning fast.

(where did the kids go?)

Feel homicidal. 'Cause baby I was born to blaaaaast.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!

MOOOOOUNT EEEEEEBBOOOTT!!!

Where my investigation started.

Should. I. Pacify them?

Should. I. Genocide run?

Run, run, run, run, run...

I. Was. Born to blast.

I. Was. Born to blaaaaast!

*Cool eletro solo*

"Where did that kid go"?

Martlet asked herself real loow.

"Where did that kid go"?

Lost, bruised and battered.

Should not have gotten on the boooooaaat.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!

"Where did that kid go"?

Ceroba asked Starlooooo.

(My soul is yellow)

Is their soul pure?

Do they view any monster as foe?

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!

CAAAAAAN OF COOOOKE!

With whom Ceroba took it too far.

Should. I. Pacify them?

Should. I. Genocide run?

Run, run, run...

I. Was. Born to blast.

I. Was. Born to blaaaaast.

*Cool eletro solo*

Neutral route is the wrong paaath.

There I must face Flowey's wrath.

Flowey is gonna tear me apart.

If not he'll just make things restart.

Ceroba attacks and bucks.

Pacifist, I'm armed with hugs.

Martlet stabs her arm with a drug.

Genocide, she's outra luck...

*Epic guitar solo*

*Sad ending.*

*the singing starts*

NO! KEEP THAT MUSICAL AWAY FROM ME!

*flees*

YOU GOT THE OTHERS PARDNER, BUT YOU AINT Getting ME

[isumugui]

loow quality sae

[sirwow]

loowe

[leibal]

House in Kohama is a minimal residence located in Osaka, Japan, designed by Shimpei Oda Architect’s Office in collaboration with Loowe Inc. The project is a three-story steel-framed house is being renovated. The interior had already been dismantled when we first visited the property, revealing Etruscan reddish columns, beams, and deck plates.

[notnerdenough]

!ATLA spoilers!

Rant time!

I just watched the first 3 episodes of the live action ATLA show with my partner, and listen I had low loow expectations,,, but I was still disappointed!!☹️

First off: They did Katara sooo fkn dirty. Katara is such a loud, confident, stubborn and sometimes angry character! She’s also incredibly sympathetic and empathetic. But in the live action she’s not even remotely as loud of a character which makes me so sad..! she feels a lot more quiet and almost insecure at times, but she also just feels kinda sad… I don’t feel her anger or frustration! I’m hoping this will change when they get to the NWT but we’ll see~ another this was in the scene where Jet tells Katara about his parents getting killed, she just looks sad and kinda insecure..? I was waiting for her to show sympathy..!? Mby say “I’m so sorry to hear, Jet” “I’m so sorry you had to go through that, Jet” “That must’ve been really awfu, Jet”..? She does proceed to tell him about when her mom was killed, but her whole response n reaction to Jet’s story just doesn’t feel like Katara.

Katara doesn’t feel like Katara. Like where is her personally??!

Sokka doesn’t feel like Sokka.

Aang isn’t nearly goofy enough.

2nd: where’s Sokka’s wolf makeup in the first episode!! Where’s the Kyoshi armor and makeup when Suki is training him??! 😤

3rd: The writing is P A I N F U L~! Character interactions and dialogue? Awkward! The whole show feels awkward majority of the time! And on top of that, shit is too spelled out! They don’t show you what the characters are thinking or feeling, they instead have the character spell every-single-thing out! They really didn’t get the ‘show, don’t tell’ memo😶

4th: I just feel like the show takes itself too seriously??! Or the creators take the show too seriously.. there’s not as much comedy and silliness as I’d like, but sure! mby they wanted to take a more serious approach with the live action show? Except the comedy they do have is.. again, awkward! The thing I’ve laughed at the most so far is Jet rizzing up Katara, gosh he’s fluffing his feathers so hard for her~ that should not be the funniest thing in the show 3 episodes in.

But hey! The visual world building? Beautiful! I love a lot of it! Especially sceneries, including the cities/villages we’ve seen so far. There’s also a lot of beautiful costume designs!

I went in simply hoping it could be entertain enough, not good, not a masterpiece like the cartoon, just entertaining. And generally I’m easily entertained! But unfortunately I wasn’t quite as entertained as I’d hoped for😐

There! These are just my thoughts so far, 3 episodes in.

[63]

I'm gonna be 21 this year it's so fucked uuuhuppp. What if I eaccidentally eat a bomb or somethign youre a loowed to do anything when you're 21

[saltygilmores]

Thoughts While Watching Gilmore Girls-Season 3, Episode 12. “Lorelai Out Of Water” Part 3

Lorelai woke Rory up at 5am so she could be awake to meet Alex before their fishy date. Okay, understandable. Alex is an angel. Meeting him is absofuckinglutely worth a five am wake up. Look alive, Rory Gil! You're in the presence of greatness.

Hello, my darling fishy boy. They're so flippin cute.

That is some robe you got there Gilmore. Very cute.

YES ALEX I WILL MARRY YOU! Ahem. I mean, you should marry him Lorelai. Don't let the wormhole get him. Cut to later that day at a Korean Wedding. Dom Daddy Dave thinks Lane looks pretty in her dress. That's about it.

Well, that's nice of you Lane, but just like so many other utterances, this one comes with a big fat asterik. A nice fat juicy BUT.

BLASPHEMY! YOUNG LADY, YOU MARCH YOUR KEISTER TO TO THE WASHROOM THIS INSTANCE, AND RINSE YOUR MOUTH WITH SOAP!

Before she and Jess became an item, she was all Rah Rah Shishboombah Yay Jess, then they start dating and now she's bored and has no problem throwing Jess under the bus like in so many of Milo Ventimiglia's fantasies. SELF COUNTERPOINT: Two years of trying to defend Jess to people who distrust him for a myriad of nonsense reasons has worn her the fuck out. SELF COUNTERPOINT COUNTERPOINT: Rory is maturing enough to not care about other people's opinions? No, no, that doesn't sound right. Lane then sheepishly admits that she was full of hot air and didn't actually mean she was happy for them. This is coming from someone who propped Dean up on the regular for years so I don't take her opinion on other people's men seriously anyway. Rory didn’t even like Dean.

It's still never made completely clear WHY Lane doesn't like Jess. Is this still about the car accident? This is definitely still about the car accident. Rory: You like Smashing Pumpkins and I don't. Lane: That's just because you're close minded and blind. If DDD is Lane's Smashing Pumpkins then Jess is what band to Rory? Show your work. Use a number two pencil.

Okay miss I Must Protect My Besty. Where were you the last 3 years while Dean was stalking, manipulating and emotionally abusing your besty?

Mm hmm. That's right. Sit down. To no one's freaking surprise, Lane does not give one single example of what she is protecting Rory from.

This quadruple date would create a Swirling Vortex of Dorkdom the likes of which had never been seen before. SELF COUNTERPOINT: Keg Max? No, no. We don't talk about Keg Max. Lane then regales Rory with the story of a Korean couple, a story in which the wife endures years of verbal abuse from her husband, and being ordered to cook his meals. She snaps and attempts to skin her husband alive with a carrot peeler. He survived and they are still married and also, he's somehow the victim in this tale.

The Beaver here only escaped death by carrot peeler because our hero Rory Gilmore swooped in and destroyed his marriage just in the nick of time. And because Lindsay just couldn’t perfect the right ratio of arsenic to meatloaf.

I went to look up this episode's air date to see if Jess' ugly sweater was weather appropriate and learned that this episode aired in January 2003. STAY WITH ME HERE? Okay? The show is more or less on a close timeline. Jess is dressed appropriately, if dorkily, but someone should probably check on Alex and Lorelai. Because I looked up the temperature in Hartford on January 28th, 2003. At 5am on January 28th, 2003 in Hartford, CT it was negative four degrees. By 5pm that day, the temperature had risen to a toasty 21 degrees. I mean, Lorelai did concieve Rory on a balcony in the middle of January. It was a toasty 30 degrees at 8pm on January 10th, 1984, a roughly estimated date that she would have bumped uglies with Christopher to concieve Rory. She clearly doesn't mind a frozen wiener. If you want to continue with the weather funsies, here's the website I used. https://www.wunderground.com/history ANYWAY? Luke sees Nicole outside speaking to Taylor and appears all at once concerned, suspicious and smitten (smitten with Nicole. Not Taylor. But also Taylor). Susmitten? Nicole is Luke's Smashing Pumpkins.

Awkward flirting ensues. Luke smiles and giggles stupidly and fumbles his words in a way that we have seen, like, never. We learn that Luke charges 75 cents for a cup of coffee. How quaint. If the Gilmores actually tipped anyone and tipped a healthy 20% that would be a whole...15 cents per cup in Jess' pocket. I mean, they do drink a lot of Folgers, those nickels and dimes could really add up over time. After working for a few days he might be able to afford a pack of baseball cards. But they don't tip, so this is all a made up fictional story. ANYWAY.

Me, sighing wearily, with the Gift (Burden) of Hindsight™: Don't do it, man.

Look at this doofwad. More Korean wedding boredom, nothing happens. Rory can't come to the boring wedding reception of some Korean couple she doesn't even know because she has a date with Jess and of course this bothers Lane, mildly anyway. It's been established that Rory has dutifully attended dozens of these weddings of complete strangers in Lane's family since childhood, for some reason, and this is presumably the last one. She's paid her dues. Lane invites Rory to invite Jess to the wedding reception. He had to be cajoled into going to a fun carnival. I think he would rather cut off his own pinky or tell the police where he buried the bodies than go to a wedding reception of one of Lane's relatives, a Lane who for all he knows at this point thinks he's the scum of the earth. Lane realizes this was a stupid idea. I think it's funny that Lane tells Rory "Tell Jess hi for me." Doesn't he sit behind you in class girl? Lane at school the next day: Hi Jess. Jess: Hey. Mama Kim then tries to set Lane up with some other boy to take her to the prom, while DDD is standing nearby. So Lane gathers her courage and tries to plead her case to Mama Kim and admits she has a crush on Dom Daddy Dave.

It would be so funny if she said Jess instead of Dave. Poor Mrs Kim though. Died of a heart attack so young.

"Him?"

Whomp whomp.

The show's fish budget must have swelled in just a few episodes, because they managed to wrangled one very much living, breathing fish. Compared to just a few episodes prior, when we had Finding Zeemo:

Lorelai appears to have survived hypothermia although its possible she's not admitting to Rory that she lost a few toes. She somehow managed to catch a fish in negative four degree weather. Alex presumably did not question Lorelai’s motives and helped her pack up this live fish, which survived the sub zero temperatures, so she could bring it back to her home where she would dump the poor doomed creature into her tub. A third date with Alex is a go. While the exact fate of the bathtub fish is unclear, much like Lorelai and Alex's relations ship...or Lane and Dave's relationship...or Jess and Rory's relationship...and Luke and Nicole's relationship...or Dean's relationship with Lindsay's carrot peeler... its fate is certain to be a grim one.

[sidokasa]

IF YOU'RE PLAYIN' ME, KEEP IT ON THE LOOW CAUSE MY HEART CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMOOORE

AND IF YOU'RE CREEPIN', PLEASE DON'T LET IT SHOOOW

OH BABY I DON'T WANNA KNOW

[music-in-my-veins14]

I can go looooooow (Go low), lower than you know Go looooooow (Go looow), l-l-l-lower than you know Go looooooow (Go loow), l-l-l-lower than you know Go looooooow (Go looow), l-l-l-lower than you know

[pandaladie]

once upon a time there where blondes and brunettes.

sure some colored their hair but those people are just denying their biology, there are only blondes and brunettes, anyone can see it.

some peoples hair are a bit muddled in color but thats just kind of their fault for not dying their hair as they grow old, its basic biology.

sure theres a low low loow percentage of people who have a birth defect and are born with suuuper wierd red hair, but those people dont count there are still only blondes and brunettes.

ok theres other countries where blonde is a bit browner but they still have blondes and brunettes everywhere so its still the only two categories of hair, its just the way it is.

there are these freaks who think they can change hair color, but you cant change the color your born with you have to use dangeruos chemicals and for what? to ruin your godgiven hair? its supposed to be brunette or blonde, because thats basic biology.

again please dye your hair as you age its basic stuff you do to maintain your looks. its not hard. everyone needs to stay blonde or brunette.

once upon a time there were men and women

[evencoolername]

loowe

[volatileprometheus]

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[rainbowpopeworld]

I laughed so hard at this scene and this is such a delightful rendition of it!! 😍🤩🥰

[image description: three drawings depicting a scene from the play Nye, with Aneurin “Nye” Bevan and Jennie Lee played by Michael Sheen and Sharon Small. The text in the drawings is depicted in various fonts and capitalizations to show the slightly mocking tone of Nye. First drawing shows Nye, dressed in pajamas and having large antlers on his head, bending down to get on his knees in front of Jennie and saying “I am lowering my antlers! I’m lowering my antlers! They are loow down on the a-ground”

The second drawing shows Nye additionally with furry hooves pressed together in supplication saying “I am d-delicately, quietly trotting my hooves around the room as not to cause offense to the s-supremely dominant alpha

The third drawing shows Nye sans antlers and hooves but still kneeling, with his butt facing the audience and wiggling, while he says “But also!! Hoping to catch the alpha’s eye *wink* to ask if I may be granted the honour of walking her home”]