#looks like qui got into the shrooms again fierfek
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Look at them *eyes*
Homeboy just picked up a glass and touched it to his mouth, thinking not *drinking* would keep him from getting fucked the fuck up; he was *mistaken*
Now he's half an hour into the super space! psychedelic he absorbed through his lips from the rim of that glass and boy howdy he is *flying*
The Dark Side has never been STRONGER boiiiiiii, he can see the future, the past, and fifteen fucking alternate dimensions simultaneously; *this* is what being CHOSEN by DESTINY feels like, and he is *feelin it*
There was a mission somewhere he was supposed to complete, but who needs a mission when you're basically *the Force* made corporeal; also, he can see music and taste colors and hear the music of the universe, he'll succeed at the mission even if he never remembers what the hells it is
This? This is *winning* and Darth Maul is l.o.v.i.n.g.i.t.
This is my new favorite image of Maul
#star wars#darth maul#maul gets jeffried by some enterprising death stick dealer who's got a truckload of space!acid and space!molly and other space!drugs(tm)#they saw a tattooed sad boi and were like this funky lil guy needs to *live a little*#mission: lick the dancefloor and get petted by club freaks is a success#maul accidentally kills the target he was sent after by open mouth kissing them somewhere in the middle of his trip#turns out the dose he's on is lethal to anyone that isn't a force-strong zabrak maniac whoopsie daisies#sidious: 'have you successfully removed the target?'#maul: *heavy breathing* yizzzzzzzmazzzzterrrrrrrah#sidious: 'i don't want to know.'#hangs up#maul: 'mmmmngrrrrhgghhhhgghgghghhg *gargling*'#somewhere in the temple#obi-wan feels a motherfucking *disturbance* in the force#looks like qui got into the shrooms again fierfek
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