#looks like it’s gonna be cute and romantic hahahahahaha

[accio-victuuri]

this drama with liu yufei and li xian looks good. i don’t stan either of them. haven’t watched any of their dramas before. but i feel like watching something like that. lol.

[aceoftrashies]

Hello hello , it’s me again :D!! Can I request a fic with lee!barbatos x reader/mc ? ( if you don’t accept reader/mc asks , then anyone is fine :) And also , Their relationship is up to you , whether it’s romantic , platonic or crushing !) Thaaank you ! 😆

[Hey hey, Riv! I can do that for you! In this story it will contain a romantic relationship between Lee!Barbatos and a gender neutral MC. Hope that's okay! Also, it's great to see you again!! :D]

Winding Down With Giggles - Lee! Barbatos x GN! MC

Barbatos was granted permission by Lord Diavolo to be dismissed from his duties early so he could have some one-on-one time with you like he always wanted.

He had cooked you a fabulous meal and an incredible dessert to go with it, and in return you took him moon and stargazing. He just felt so amazing to be with the most beautiful person he had ever known.

Now you were laying down on his bed with him, your head resting on his chest as he held you close in his arms. He had a relaxed smile on his face, his heartbeat steady in his chest.

He placed a hand on the small of your back and gently stroked up to in between your shoulder blades, giving it gentle and comforting rubs.

"Mmmm..." you let out a soft moan of contentment as your eyes were closed, opening them halfway to look up at your demon butler boyfriend.

He looked down at you with a gentle smile and planted a soft kiss on the top of your head.

"You look quite relaxed, my dear. Are you enjoying yourself?" Barbatos asked with a soft tone, still making eye contact with you.

"Yes, very much. Are you?" You stated, wrapping an arm around his rib area.

"Of course, I enjoy the time I get to spend with you." Barbatos gave a small chuckle, bringing his hand back down to rub your back.

You place your hand from his chest on to his shoulder, feeling that he was still tense.

"Barbatos, you're still really tense in your shoulders and... probably some other places too." You state with a tone of concern towards your boyfriend, who only nods.

"I will admit that I'm still a little uptight about being able to completely relax. I'm always expecting M'lord to call me for something.. I... I apologize, my dear." Barbatos replied with a soft sigh and turned away, looking a little ashamed of himself.

You gently shake your head and gently place your hand on Barbatos' cheek and turn it so he's facing you, his face going slightly red by the sudden gesture.

"Don't apologize, my sweet. I'm not mad at you or anything, I'm sure it's very hard doing what you do all the time." You gently reassure him and stroke his cheek with your thumb, the rest of your fingers resting gently on his jaw.

"If you say so, my love, then I cannot refuse you." Barbatos states with a nod and soft smile, placing his hand on top of yours.

You go silent for a bit, thinking of a way to have fun with your boyfriend that will not only loosen him up physically, but loosen up his anxiety as well.

An idea suddenly struck in you, and you gently wriggled out of Barbatos' arms, to which he was a little confused by your actions, but still went along with it.

“My dear, what are you-” He was cut off when you straddled on top of him, his face glowing bright red. 

“I’m gonna help you unwind sweetie.” You say with a devious smirk, similar to the one Lucifer gave. 

You then skitter your fingers across his sides and abdomen, immediately earning you some non-stop chuckles and laughs.

“Ahahahahaha! Dahaharlihihing!” Barbatos squirmed a little bit against your tickling fingers. 

“Hmhmhm, tickle tickle~” You tease to him, causing him to laugh a little harder than before. You then give his sides a gentle squeeze and gently graze your fingers up and down them like a cat with a super ticklish scratching post.

“Hahahahahaha! Ehehehehehe!” Barbatos gasped in between laughs, which you absolutely loved hearing from him. Along with the ticklish sensations across his body, he enjoyed having close contact with you. 

Suddenly, you gently lift up his top so it only covers his chest, spidering your fingers gracefully across his stomach, his skin nice and warm underneath our touch. 

“Ahahahahahaha, nohohohoho! Ple-hee-hee-hee-hease!” Barbatos laughed as he struggled to get his words out, his face going a little red.

A laugh even left your lips while hearing your boyfriend as unfinished pleads of mercy continued to come from him. You decided to tickle him faster, putting him into hysterics.

“GAHAHAHAHA! NOHOHOHOHOHO!! HAHAHAHA!” His laughter still sounded beautiful to you, despite being much louder. You began to notice his face get really red with some tears prickling in his eyes. 

You decide to nail one final move before stopping, but you stopped tickling with your hands, hearing a few leftover cute desperate giggles released from him as his chest rose and fell quickly while he was trying to gain his breath back.

You take a large inhale of breath, and now he’s really nervous. You then blow a massive raspberry on his back, sending him into silent yet hysterical laughter.

You almost think your raspberries left him with no effects, until you hear a somewhat high-pitched gasp from him as he laughs with tears running down his face. 

He can barely get any words out as you continue making super ticklish raspberries on his belly. 

But you decide to stop after a little more time, and he is left panting, giggling, and wiping away stray tears. 

“Darling, I.... I don’t remember the last time I laughed so hard... my goodness, I didn’t realize how ticklish I am.” Barbatos shook his head with a soft chuckle, running a gloved hand through his hair. 

“But do you feel better? Less tense? Less anxious?” You asked while pulling down his uniform. 

“Honestly, yes. I feel much better. It seems the laughter allowed me to forget about what was troubling me.” Barbatos replied with a nod.  

You decide to lay back down him, and hold him close. He takes a moment, but goes into your arms, embracing your warmth as he also holds you.

“Thank you, darling. I love you so much.” He spoke as his eyes lightly closed.

“You’re very welcome, my sweet butler baby.” You replied back as your eyes closed too, drifting off to sleep with Barbatos. 

[trashyswitch]

The Upside of Hoodies

Virgil proves to Roman the upside of hoodies, especially when they're trapping the most adorable of people...

Roman never understood it. He has never understood Virgil's obsession with hoodies. Why does he like them so much? What's so appealing about a saggy, heavy hoodie? Roman, who was a prince inside and out, understood that looks are very important. And after a long time of wearing his good looking clothing, he got used to the fabric! He considered the fabric comfortable, and snug! What would be so comfortable about a heavy, dark, winter-type sweater?

Roman and Patton were sitting in the living room. Patton was watching YouTube on his phone, and Roman was reading a romantic novel. Roman had gotten partway through his book, when he got interrupted by a body flopping onto the couch across from him. Looking up from his book, Roman found out who it was: It was Virgil. He was coming out to listen to some music. Roman could tell this, because Virgil was wearing his headphones on his head. He observed Virgil in his hoodie. His hand sewn, edgy-looking hoodie. His hefty, over sized hoodie. Now he was REALLY curious.

"Hey Virgil?" Roman called.

Roman watched as Virgil opened his phone, paused his music, and took off his headphones. "What?" Virgil replied.

"Why do you wear such a heavy hoodie all the time? Don't you get hot?" Roman asked.

Virgil sighed. not this question again. "For the hundredth time already: I wear hoodies because they're comfortable." Virgil replied, attempting to be patient with the nitwit across from him.

"But-...How do you find a gigantic hoodie so comfortable?!" Roman asked, still completely confused.

"The some reason why you wear a fashionable costume everywhere: it's comfortable for you. You find bright, fitted costumes to be comfortable. Why?" Virgil asked, redirecting the question back to him.

"u-uh...Be...cause the fabric is breathable! it keeps me cool. And, it's fashionable! Unlike your choice of clothing." Roman replied dramatically. Virgil put on a face that clearly read: 'rude much?'.

"There's your answer. You find breathable, fashionable clothing to be comfortable. That's your choice. And I find emo-inspired, heavy clothing to be comfortable. That's my choice. Respect my choice of clothes, and I'll respect yours." Virgil explained further, before going back to his music.

Roman kept his book down and took a few minutes of his time to process what he just heard. He understood a little bit of it, and yet: he didn't understand. So, he decided to interrupt one more time.

"Hey Virgil?" Roman called. Virgil took off his headphones immediately this time.

"Yes?" Virgil replied.

"What are the upsides of wearing a hoodie?" Roman asked. Virgil raised his eyebrows a bit.

"Uh...that's a very generalized question...are you expecting me to tell you my favourite thing about hoodies? Or to count out all the good things about wearing a hoodie?" Virgil clarified.

Roman smiled. "The former. What's your favourite thing about hoodies?" Roman replied, waiting for his. Virgil let a small smile show up on his lips.

Hey Patton?" He called, getting his attention. "Come here, please." Virgil ordered. Without a second thought, Patton put down his phone and practically sprinted over to his strange son. "Wanna do the hoodie thing?" Virgil asked.

Patton gasped, as stars basically showed up in his eyes. "YES! YES PLEASE!" Patton replied excitedly, before giggling as he placed his back against Virgil's chest.

"My favourite thing about massive, heavy hoodies like this, is this:" Virgil said, before bringing his hoodie zipper in front of Patton, and zipping it up to trap Patton in. Now, Virgil and Patton were both in his hoodie, and Patton was being sandwiched by Virgil behind him, and the hoodie in front of him. Roman smiled. The sight in front of him was...kinda cute!

"Awww! You like giving people hugs with your hoodie!" Roman reacted.

"That's not the only thing..." Virgil said with a smirk. He removed his right arm from one of his hoodie sleeves and dug his fingers into Patton's sides. Patton let out a squeal of surprise. "I also get to tickle my victims." Virgil added as he continued to tickle Patton.

"Ooooh...I guess that IS an upside to hoodies!" Roman reacted with a smirk of his own.

"AAH! EEEEK! Virgihihihihil!" Patton squealed and giggled.

"Whaaaat?" Virgil replied.

"Nahahahat nohohohow!" Patton giggled.

"Hey, Roman was the one who had to ask! Blame him." Virgil argued as he squeezed Patton's tummy.

"That's true. Besides, now is the perfect time for this!" Roman added.

"ROHOHOMAN! SHUHUHUT UHUHUHUP!" Patton shouted at him.

"NO WAY! I'm not gonna shut up! And you know why?" Roman replied. Patton didn't reply to his question, and only continued to giggle and laugh.

"Why is that Roman?" Virgil asked instead.

Roman let a toothy grin grow onto his face. "Because you like it!" Roman replied.

Virgil jumped at the sudden statement.

"...What did you say?" Virgil asked.

Roman walked up to Virgil and Patton, and poked Patton's belly through the hoodie.

"Rohoho! AAH! GAHAhaha! EEEP! NAHAT thehehere! Rohoho-MAHAHAN!" Patton reacted. Every single poke that hit Patton, would cause Patton's voice to bounce up and down.

"I said...Patton likes being tickled." Roman admitted, before digging his hand into Patton's right side.

"Really?" Virgil clarified.

"Yyyyup!" Roman replied confidentially.

"YOHOHOU PROHOHOMIHISED!" Patton argued through his laughter. And, Patton was right! He did promise to keep that a secret.

"And keep that from a close friend of yours? No way!" Roman defended. "In my defense, I thought you would've told him by now!" Roman added.

"Ya...that's true. We've gotten pretty close...why did I have to find out about this from Roman?" Virgil asked.

Roman removed his hand so that Patton could talk. Patton took in a few breaths, before speaking up. "B-Because...I was embarrassed about it...I thought you would think I'm weird..." Patton confessed.

Virgil's face softened up a little bit. "I don't think it's weird." Virgil confessed. Patton slowly looked up at his strange son. "I actually think it's cute, and...a trait that suits you perfectly." Virgil explained.

Patton let a small smile creep onto his lips. "...really?" Patton asked, growing shy from the reaction he got from Virgil.

Virgil smiled and nodded. Then, he slipped his arm out of his other sleeve, and tickled Patton with his other hand as well. "And, It's super fun to tickle you." Virgil confessed.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA! NUUUUHUHUHUHUHU!" Patton squealed, his voice accidentally turning babyish.

"Coochy-coochy coo! Coochy coochy coochy coochy coo!" Virgil cooed. Patton wriggled back and forth in the hoodie cage, as he laughed helplessly.

Meanwhile, Roman had decided to create a red feather with his magic, and used it to tickle Patton's ears.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEK! ROHOHOMAHAHAN! NOHOHOHO EHEHEHEHEARS! EEEHEHEHEHEHE!" Patton squealed frantically.

"But your ears are so ticklish! It's adorable!" Roman argued, moving the feather to the other ear. Patton started shaking his head and rubbing his head against his shoulder, to prevent the feather from getting to them. But, every time Patton would cover one ear, the other ear would be completely exposed to the world! So, Roman would switch from one ear to the other, when the previous ear became unavailable. Roman continued this pattern, causing Patton's giggling to become super high pitched compared to his belly tickles.

"Are you ready Patton? Virgil asked.

Patton gulped. "FOHOHOR WHAHAHAT?" Patton asked through his laughter

"For...the spiders?" Virgil asked with an evil little smirk on his face. Patton's eyes widened. He knew what that meant...

"Spiders? What spiders?" Roman asked.

"These spiders." Virgil replied, before clawing his hands.

Suddenly, Patton could feel skittering spider-like fingers crawling all over his belly and sides. Patton's laughter turned to cackles as he wriggled everywhere he could. Fortunately for Patton, there weren't really spiders on him. It was just Virgil's fingers crawling around similarly to how spiders move. But, that didn't change how ticklish it felt.

"NOHOHOHO! IHIHIHIT'S TOOOHOHOHOHO TIHIHIHICKLIHIHIHISH!" Patton begged through his laughter.

"Aww, come on! Can't you handle a couple spiders crawling on you?" Virgil teased.

"WEHEHELL YEHEHEHEHESS, BUHUHUT-"

"Then just laugh it out and enjoy it!" Virgil guided the adorable lee. Virgil continued doing the spider fingers, while Roman moved his feather down lower, to flutter it on his neck. Patton was resting his head against Virgil's shoulder, laughing happily and scrunching up his shoulders a little bit. He looked like he was having fun!

"Okay Roman. Let's give him a break." Virgil suggested. Roman nodded and removed his feather. "Now Patton: I want you to slip your hands into my coat sleeves." Virgil ordered.

"Okay!" Patton agreed and slipped his arms into Virgil's sleeves.

"Now Roman: Lift his arms up." Virgil ordered.

Roman smirked. "Oooooh! I like where this is going!" Roman commented eagerly as he grabbed Patton's wrists and lifted them above his head.

"Wait, what? Roman! Let my arms go! AAAAH! VIHIHIRGIHIL!" Patton begged, before bursting into even more laughter.

"Oh no! the spiders are back! And boooy are they curious!" Virgil teased as he resumed the spider fingers once again. Virgil started lifting his wriggling fingers up a little bit. "Oh my! The spiders have found your ribs! I wonder if they know how to count?" Virgil teased.

"WAHAHAHAIT! DOHOHOHON'T COHOHOHOUNT!" Patton begged.

"Hey! I can't control these spiders. If the spiders start counting, then...well, I guess you're screwed." Virgil teased evilly. But, despite what his teases said, the spider fingers didn't start counting the ribs. Instead, Virgil's fingers had started crawling up and down, up and down, up and down his ribs. "Well, I guess I was wrong. The spiders don't count. But, they DO know how to play piano!" Virgil declared.

"WAHAHAHAHAHA! EEEEHEHEHEHEHE! NAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Patton laughed hysterically. Virgil had started pretending to play piano chords on Patton's ribs.

"You know, I gotta give it to 'em! Those spiders are REALLY GOOD!" Roman teased along with him. Virgil smirked along with him.

"I agree! I would never be able to play such complicated chords." Virgil teased ironically, as he played the very chords with his own fingers. Patton's face was growing more and more red by the minute!

Of course, Roman couldn't help but comment on this. "Oooh! Patton's blushing! Are you impressed by these spiders' piano playing?" Roman asked.

"YEHEHEHEHESS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Patton replied through his laughter.

"If you were judging these spiders', what mark would you give their piano piece?" Patton asked.

"HAHAHAHA! AHAHAHA HUHUHUNDREHEHED PEHEHERCENT!" Patton replied.

"I'm sorry. I didn't quite hear you. What was their mark?" Virgil clarified, before shoving his spider fingers into his armpits.

"AAAAAAH! GAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHA HUHUNDRED PEHEHERCEHENT! AHAHAHAHA HUNDRED PERCEHEHENT!" Patton replied frantically, as clear as he could through his laughter.

"Awww! That's a really good mark! What do you have to say about that, spiders?" Roman cooed happily.

Virgil's smirk grew even bigger, before removing his fingers from the armpits and digging them into Patton's hips.

Patton had let out a long titter, before falling into silent laughter.

"Well, I guess that answer's THAT question!" Roman concluded. It was then that Virgil decided: it's time to stop. Virgil removed his hands and nodded at Roman to let his hands go. Understanding this, Roman did as he was 'told' before unzipping the hoodie's zipper.

Virgil had grabbed Patton under the arms, and was holding onto him in case his knees buckled. Sure enough, Patton's knees did buckle. So, it was a good thing Virgil was there to catch him.

"You okay, Patton?" Virgil asked. Patton was breathing deeply, and letting out leftover giggles.

"Thahahahat wahahahas ahahamazihihing..." Patton replied. Virgil and Roman just chuckled at this reaction.

"Now do you get why I like hoodies so much?" Virgil asked.

"Ya...I do. But, I'm gonna let you enjoy that luxury. After all..." Roman said, drifting off to create another feather. "...I have magic." Roman finished, showing off the red feathers he had created.

Virgil rolled his eyes. "...Show off..." Virgil mumbled out loud.

[mingi-bubu]

Watch “Love O2O” with Me!

Episode 22

omg we’re back!!!

i can’t wait

as markus leeus would say lezgeddit!

erxi is cheering for her blacksmithery

weiwei you really thought

erxi that’s a bit fruity

witness history being made

ok erxi

why is the music like this???

this is so stressful

just doit omhgod

ok mod though

why is it like this

i do like their friendship though

laksdjfkla the fact she called erxi ‘your highness’ is sending

diemeng!!!

yayyyy

the way that erxi is reading wei2 alkdfjaslkfdj

cute cute cute alkjfskd

i wonder what he’s like

HES A PIECE OF SHIT AND YOU DESERVE BETTER

2 WATT LIGHTBULB AT MOST YES HE IS

ugh this guy again

that is some nice architecture though

oh? oh nevermind

i thought he was going to meet with the white girl

thats some shitty flirting bud

shut up that was kind of cute

SEPTEMBERRRR

HE LOOKS SO GOOD

als;dkjfa;lsdkjf kodak is THE love of my life

oh poor nai...

KODAK’S GROAN IM SICKK

theyrelittle smiliey faces akdjfa;ldsf

ohmy god

oh my god oh my god oh my god

oh my god

chef boy was a huajian wasnt he

OH SHIT

ITS CHEF BOY ISNT IT O H MY GDO

weiwei is fantastic

september the love of my life

oh my god im sick

ALDSKFJASDLKFJAEWIOHGARWIHT

AJSDF;LKAJSDFLK THE WAY THAT SEPTEMBER AND WEIWWEI ARE SCRAMBLING I LOVE IT

THEIR FRIENDSHIP MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME

this is fate

that aint water

he do be enamoured though

shut up with tehe eyes

he be knowing things

SHUT UP HE SMIELED :D

i am porposign as we speak

hisshirt is SO good

the smiliey fries

oh no

god theyre shuch bitches

this is so excessive ad for why

oh my god shes wearing the candy dress

MR COUSIN KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE FUCKING ROAD

he really did be checking her out though

smh

oh my god diemeng’s boyfriend made it

damn

thats a full ass mansion holy shit

bc it issss

it is a private room

ohhhh diemeng is definitely bitter holy fuck

do they not recognize the uniform

oh shit what up

fuck that guy

gathering??

yinkles this is awkward

oh shit im perhaps in love with the cousin’s actor

not for this drama ofc but those puppy dog eyes did reallly hit

weiwei is

that

bitch

tianxia’s just like...im just sitting here

this whole montage means nothing to me

like i get that she’s proving who she is and also getting aback at them for erxi

but i have no idea what the fuck is happening in game

yaoyao....why arent you fighting

oooooohhhhhh the gauntlet has been tossed in

OHHHHH BITCH

the tea

i am screaming

i am going to be simping so hard for him in the ‘an eternal love’ or whatever its called

like the mf

puppy dog

enamoured to the last beat

facial expression i cannot

yaoyao saw ohmy god

i am fucking weak

he is

in love

ohhh yikes

diemeng is like ‘can you shut the fuck up for one minute please’

boy sotop staring im siccckkkkk

oh shit shes putting qingqing in her place

just text nai already

its rain-in

how come its always raiing

bitch me too the fuck

she gonna flex so hard i cannot BELIEVE

shut up with the fucking eyes i CNANOT STAND THIS MAN

oh my god im going to be in love with ihim in the other drama i fucking know it

that guy is the only man i respect in this group

AAHAHDFAOIEWH I FORGOT THAT ZHENSHUI IS GONNA GET FUCKING HIT SO TWICE WHEN NAI SHOWS UP IM SICK

ugh i love nai so much fuck

HAHAHAHAHAHA SUCK IT

thats some fucking pride and preducice shit im so disgusted

when will this bitch ever shut the fuck up oh my god

it’s raingingingign

she is fangirling hard rn im deceased

DID SHE REALLY ASK THAT OH MY GOD

OH BITCH HE REALLY IS BEING THE ROMANTIC MOTHERFUCKER ISNT HE

i am

so in llve

i love that they have a timer on the traffic lights

ugh this guy again

i do have to say they really did nail down the whole cat owning experience pretty solidlly though

that ramen container is so big omg

oh fuck thats riht he doesnt know that thats not weiwei still fuck

ok we have reached the end of the episode

im sorry my notes havent been the same as they have in the past

since im watching this with my roommate it is harder in a way to do this the way i was before

anyways

thank you for reading!!!

stay safe and stay healthy <333

[purplesurveys]

752

Have you ever had a controlling boyfriend/girlfriend? No, my girlfriend is super laidback and in fact she’s always the one encouraging me to go out and try new stuff with other people.

Have you ever written a love letter to someone as a joke? No but that doesn’t sound like a very nice thing to do either.

How many true heartbreaks have you had in your lifetime? In a romantic sense, once. I’ve had my heart crushed in other ways as well, like when a loved one dies.

Who last grabbed your ass? It’s definitely Gab but I don’t remember when that was. It’s been a while.

Have you ever cut yourself? Yeah man, I was big on that from 2016-2017. If I remember correctly I had a short lapse last year too, which is disappointing.

Do you get a 'Good Morning' text from someone every day? Not everyday but often enough. I like them; I do feel like I need greetings like those more so these days since I haven’t gotten to see anyone other than my family for two months now.

Do you have any gay family members? I honestly think I do but my family is so secretive about everything, from family drama to who has a terminal illness to sexual orientation. I will probably be the first one to publicly come out, if everything goes right in the new few months.

Where did you get the shirt you are wearing? I got it from one of the independent clothing stores in Feliz. They sold all these really cute tiny halter tops for only ₱80 each ($1.60)?!?!?! which was wild so I went ahead and got like four, and one of them is what I’m wearing at the moment. I’m so desperate to be outside, or at least, feel like I’m outside, so I’ve taken to wearing the clothes I’d wear in public right at home loooool.

Do any of your friends dislike each other? Yes lmao it’s hilarious. Andrew (who’s part of the newer wave of members in our org) has never been able to win over my OG org friends – Jo, Kate, Aya – so it gets super awkward when both ~generations~ get together in org parties. Since I’m everyone’s friend I always have to divide my time between groups or tables so that I get to spend time with everyone :(

Who is your last missed call from? It was from Angela’s mom, who called on the morning of my birthday to greet me. I feel bad about missing the call but you have to know that I hate getting calls from anyone other than Gabie, so when I woke up to my phone ringing I just rolled over to the other side and let the call pass. I did thank her profusely once I was properly up though.

Do you feel like everything is falling apart around you? This was me last night. As a journalism major, I felt very helpless seeing ABS-CBN get off the air at 7:47 PM and even more helpless when I saw so many people rejoicing over their shutdown, with absolutely no regard for the 11,000 employees who have just lost their jobs. Times have been hard enough in the country because of the government’s poor response to the virus, and now one of our biggest sources of news and information has also been silenced. It was enough to make me shut down last night and I just couldn’t do anything, couldn’t think properly, couldn’t even talk to my girlfriend.

Was your first kiss romantic? I’ve always thought it had been more awkward, but when we got to talking about it in the past my girlfriend apparently found it very romantic and sweet.

Do you miss any of your ex's right now? No ex.

Have you ever overdosed on anything? I have not.

What would you say if you found out your last ex was in a relationship? Look two questions above.

Who was the last person to text you before you went to bed? No one texted me before bed but I did get a text upon waking up this morning; it was Andrew. I’m guessing they saw that I deactivated all my social media last night because they texted their concern for me and told me they were gonna be there for me if I needed anyone to talk to.

How many chances do you tend to give people before enough is enough? One.

Do you know anybody whose last name is a color? Answered this in a survey but yeah, Maroon and Black.

What are you most likely to go to jail for? Ooh I dunno, I’m honestly such a goody two shoes skskksks. Does answering back to the police count? That’s the legit worst thing I imagine myself doing.

Where was your last kiss? Near my car. I was leaving Gabie’s place and she walked me to my car, and I gave her a kiss before I left.

Who was your date to Prom? My cousin. I didn’t give a shit about prom during my junior year since I was super infatuated with Gabie then, I was already seeing her, and I still had no guy friends, but because prom in my school was mandatory attendance I just pulled my favorite cousin to be with me that night.

Do you still talk to your first love? Yeah, I’m still with her to this day.

Whose wedding did you go to first? I honestly don’t remember since I was gotten as flower girl so many times as a toddler. I do have photos of being a flower girl when I was 3 and at least, that’s the oldest-documented wedding I was in. I don’t know whose it was, but it must have been a very distant relative since I only went with my paternal grandparents and absolutely no one else from my family, not even my parents lol.

When is the last time you went to the beach? Nasugbu, August 2019.

Do you ever feel like life is going by too fast? For sure. April was a fucking blur.

Are you ashamed of anyone you've dated in the past? No but my friends have always made me feel like not dating Mike was a bullet dodged. I dunno what to think of it though as I barely knew/know him.

What about anyone you've been friends with? Mostly no, since former friends were important to me at some point and to be ashamed of them is to throw away the good times we did have, but I do prefer to dissociate myself from Athenna. Her behavior has turned so rotten in college and she badmouthed Angela and made her miserable for a very long time; it’s like I have no clue who she is now. Apparently people in her school also think she’s a fucking weirdo, so that has just made me all the more confused about what’s happened to her through the years.

Have you ever made out with someone in a pool? In the sea, yes. Not in a pool since there’s always kids around.

What are you doing this weekend? Same thing I’ve been doing the last 51 days I guess: have late breakfast, take several surveys, maybe take a nap, continue my Spanish lessons, play with my dog, take more surveys, maybe meet some progress on my thesis if I feel mentally capable to work on it.

Who’s the last person that slept over your house? I think it was Gabie. I’m really the only family member that brings over someone at our place for the night haha, and it’s usually Gabie.

Do you still talk to the last person you kissed? Yes.

Have you ever kissed someone with a tongue ring? No but this did remind me of when I used to have a big crush on CM Punk, who used to have a lip ring hahahahahaha.

Is it hard for you to get over a lover? As a demi, I imagine it would be very hard as it would also be losing a best friend.

Have you ever had a best friend of the opposite sex? I wouldn’t say that. I have a couple of close friends though.

Was your mom ever a stripper? No.

Do you regret any of the relationships you were in? A little bit. I wish my first relationship with Gabie ended months sooner than it actually did. The last few months of it were just us beating around the bush and physically avoiding it each other in school; it was a huge waste of time.

Have you ever tried making someone jealous? Yes, that’s what I did when we ^ finally broke up. By the time we broke up I had long accepted that the relationship wasn’t working and I was already doing a little fine, and I was well enough to do stuff to make her see that she was missing out. It’s high school pettiness so I’ve forgiven myself for it lol.

Would you ever get a boob job? I’ve definitely thought about it but idk. I’ll have to be rich enough to want to allot money for plastic surgery because it’s not very essential for me.

Did your last relationship end because of you or the other person? Because of her.

Who is the last person you flirted with? Just my girlfriend.

Whos the most racist person you know? Probably my mom. She has said some eyeroll-worthy stuff about the Chinese throughout the lockdown and I remember she initially had a negative reaction to my cousin Joelle when she introduced us to her black fiancé. I do know she’s a bit scared of me because I wouldn’t hesitate to call her out on her racism, so thankfully her statements have lessened over the years.

Do people ever compliment your eyes? Not really. It’s not a strong suit.

Have you ever lied to your boyfriend/girlfriend? Eh, just about small stuff like lying about not being hungry.

When is the last time you saw one of your ex's? Gabie was my ex at one point I guess? I last saw her March 7th.

Who was the last person you hung out with? Also Gabie. She was the last non-family member I saw before the whole world fell apart, basically lol.

Which one of your ex's do you hate the most?

Would you be upset if you caught your boyfriend looking at porn? No. I never understood why it’s a big deal for a lot of couples and I’d genuinely like to hear a good reason why. We don’t watch porn together but Gab and I would definitely watch some on our own time and it hasn’t affected our relationship or sex life at all.

Out of everyone you kissed, give me the initials of the best kisser? I’ve only kissed one person and she kisses amazingly, so GAD.

Do you regret a lot of things you did in the past? No. Just some small stuff here and there.

How many people have you kissed this year? One.

How many people has your best friend had sex with? One.

How long have you known the last person you kissed? I have technically known her since 2002, but we didn’t know each other and become friends until 2011.

Do you think one of your friends is a slut? No. One of my former acquaintances was and I’m so not saying that in a judgy way lmao she can fuck whoever she wants whenever she wants, but I don’t really talk to her anymore + she’s no longer single.

When is your birthday? April 21st.

[tellywoodtrash]

khkt 14.08.19 lb

sigh, she's so pretty. rohit you're a goddamn fool if you don't snap this girl up asap. KPK ka agla hero stud nikla toh?????? move fast, idiot.

LMAO SHE'S USING THE SHREK WAALA ONION METAPHOR ON HIM

"auraton ki izzat karne waala samajhdaar insaan..." lol ok imma stop you right there, sis.

also lord, stop telling him all this rn, you're just inflating his already too big head. i do nottttt like how unequal this equation is.........

but lord they’re so cuteeeeee.

ooh her dad was a poet.

oh god, she's gonna recite one of his poems for him. girl, it’s waaay too soon!

his face watching her though. when she’s looking at him, he’s just glancing at her casually. but when she drifts off reciting the poem, he turns to look at her with such an engaged expression. it may not be romantic for him still, but he likes this person. after a long time, he’s letting someone in.

"banaate waqt toh aisa nahi laga tha, lekin yeh jo kuch bhi bana hai, waqai mein kaafi achcha hai."

NO. STOP. I MUST INSIST YOU DESISTTTTT FROM GIVING HER THESE MELTY LOVE EYES RIGHT NOW, SIR.

ohohohohohoh pallavi's husband is the mobile network dude.

wait. why's sona's bag still here on the table?????

great now these two are fighting over the file.

fight has de-escalated into mutual panic attack.

pallavi's husband is gonna go and dig up the raima deets for the good doctor, isn't he?

hein? abrupt cut. but a welcome one coz i'm ready for some comedy!

ravi bhaiyya mansplaining wax strips to rohit, lmao.

HAHAHAHAHAHA HE'S READING IT SO SERIOUSLY. OH ROHIT.

"tumhe dekh ke mujhe aisa laga ki tumhe iski zaroorat hai!"

rohit:

adlkfjsdlkfjldskjflsdkj this pair of absolute idiots oh god i can't.

"baat mehenge aur saste ki toh hai hi nahi."

oh rohit.

"mujhe proof chahiye ki tum mera gift use kar rahe ho."

"kaisa proof?!!?!?"

video proof. lmaoooooooooo i can't. i just can not.  

this poor son of a bitch.

oh ho pooja is on same set.

and having some kinda meltdown.

ptsd hai bechaari ko.

sona is truly so good and pureeeeeee. tamil nadu mein hoti toh abhi tak teen-chaar mandir ban chuke hote uske.

lol ajit and rohan's ishaarebaazi.

ROHIT YOU'RE SO BAD AT THIS.

lo. out in the open.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO VIMMI'S FACE.

arre idhar inka khatam nahi hua kya?

why is akash being so weirdly menacing about this??? i thought he was a chill, jolly dude. suddenly they’re making him villain?

at least this got yk and nishi kinda back on the same team. i like them as a couple, despite their issues.

lmao idhar abhi bhi introspection chal raha hai.

lo aa gaye paplu taplu.

LOL ROHIT IDK WHY YOU EVEN TRY.

haaaye yeh rohan haraami nikla, nahi toh these three could have filled the OBros-shaped hole in my heart.

OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGG AJIT'S REACTION TO "GAADI MEIN USE KARO" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE HIM THE MOSTTTTTT.

"bhai ke body pe baal hi baal hai, baal hi baal hai..."

"nahi yaar, normal hai!" again with the looking down his shirt to confirm.

THESE TWO FUCKING IDIOTS. BIGGGGGGGG OMRU ENERGY.

they even have a "dil bole oberoi"-esque naara: SIPPY BOYS HAIN HUM!!!!!!!!!!!!

"rohit!"

rohit: *low but fierce growl*

lolololololol idiotttttttt.

oh lordddddddd. challenge ke chakkar mein khaal mat kheench lena pls.

(........... not that i'm speaking from experience or anything, i definitely did not pull off a whole layer of skin waxing my upper lip 3 weeks ago, haha nope, not me, nosiree.)

snorttttttttttttt.

lol idhar toh santosh sivan level ki cinematography chal rahi hai.

while rohit fumes in the bg, hahahahaha.

"sippy khaandaan ke izzat ka sawaal hai!" pfffffffffffft

the face of a "ready SHER" adlskfjldsjfsld

OH ROHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol she's so adorable, a phone rang and she's looking at the brand new one in the box.

UN KAMEENO NE BHEJ BHI DIYA VIDEO. KYA HARAAMI BHAI HAIN LOL.

hahahahahahahahahahaha, oh sona.

"usko doctor ki zaroorat hai! she needs help!"

no you dumbass, YOU need help. mardaangi prove karne ke chakkar mein literally baal ki khaal nikaal di.

lmaooooo this fucking petty idiottttttttt.

omggggggggg she's so cute. i loveeeeeeee herrrrrrr.

this is the first time i don’t hate her breaking the fourth wall thing, coz it seems natural and appropriate for the situation.

lmao i can't wait for their next meeting. rohit is going to be hella scarred from this experience and won't want to open another gift from her ever again.

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why no precap???????????????????

[kimtaetae16ii]

Part 2 (a/n : sorry late haha! Idk how to make the link in one post so tht it'll make u easier to read)

[Monday : 7:45 a.m.]

Hollyyy cowww!  You were still sleepy at that time because for actually you only got 2½ hours of sleep.

In that morning, all of your family had warmth breakfast to fill the stomach for long journey. It took 3 hours to go back to your home.

The fried chicken in the middle of dining table looked so good but you were still sleepy. The crunchy outside really killed you. Without being hesitated, you took the friend hot crunchy drumsticks then bite it.

"Hmph.. So delicious! " eyes closed as you were trying to feel the moment.

After having one drumstick, you took wings part after that. After that, you took the breast part.

"Miss Park, you want more? " the maid asked you.

"Sure!  I would love to eat more. You such great chef." The maid just smiled while you put half strawberry AND chocolate jam on the bread and served into your mouth.

"Jeannie, can you please behave yourself?" Mama suddenly appeared.

"Just let her eat. You serve less food to your children!

Eat some more, honey~"

Nana push the bowl of mushroom soup to you.

"Hehe I eat too much don't I? Hahahahahaha" you laughed so hard while being watched by your parents.

Your behavior changed lately.

"Here your fried chicken, miss Park." The maids served you several parts of chicken for you.

"Wahh!  Thank youuu. Get me cheese sauce, please."

I think having second round will make me full until tomorrow.

Hopefully.

"15 minutes more." Mama said while looked into her watch.

"Chill, Ma. Nana is feeding me right now. Hehe" you teared the chicken wings looked at your nana who was smiling then you continue to eat until all of the foods in the table clear and clean.

[Monday 17:15 p.m.]

You went to jog with your little sister and your mother at the nearest parks in your resident area.

The air is so fresh as the goverment would like to make sure the resident will always get clean environment.

After long walks, we sat at the branch under the shady trees. The day also being windy. The breeze that touched your skin was so ease.

"Jeannie, I have something to say." Your mother speak up.

"What?"

"About your Nana, please assured her saying that you would stay at home instead of her house.

Second, I would feel honoured if you would continue her business it just that, you're still young. You're 18. So, I don't allow you to do that.

Third, I arranged you to enter the Harvard."

You were shocked plus surprise at her last words. Your heart broke into million pieces.

"Ma! I do no want to go that far. Why don't you ask me and tell me about that!?"

"I'm doing this for your future."

Your mother professionally answer you while you were burning inside.

"My future?? Ma, this isn't correct. You don't think about my emotion! I can't go that far because I cannot deal with my emotion! I'm scared of getting bullied." Your tears came out in your eyes.

"You will not getting bullied because your uncle and aunt are teaching there." She still assured you to say yes on her 'arrangement' for your future.

"Suck with what they did there, Ma! It's not 100% guaranteed I would be save there!

No means no.

I'm going home!"

You stand and just straight away going home. No turning to see what happened at the backside. You just cannot deal with tour emotion also in the same time to understand what is your mother's purpose on doing that. That ain't fair for you.

Jane walked to your mother then her small hands in your mother's hands.

"Ma, are you crying?" She saw your mother was facing down. Then, she like wipe something from her eyes.

"No, I'm not crying. The wind brought small dust into my eyes." She smile to Jane.

"Okayy."

"Let's have another walk then we're going home."

"But I want udon at the family mart! " she pouted cutely.

Your mother laughed and buy her attention.

"Okay, we will go to family mart after this." Then they went to walk for another round.

It just that

You had no idea from what your mother told you.

You scared.

Your unknown relationship would broke just like that just because you've been sent to America to further your study.

You scared Haechan would be sad.

Of course your mother would be sad more when you go against her.

You were still young to understand what is the best for you to deal with the cruel world now. It cannot be deal anymore. Cruel forever would be cruel.

_________________________________________

[Friday, 11:00 p.m.]

"Jeannie, we will go to Japan for 3 days only. We bring Jane with us. You just take care with yourself." Your mother said while kissed on the top of your head.

You didn't know how to react.

"Okay. But, buy me bunch of chocolates." You smile a little then they got into the car.

You wave your hands in the air as the car already exit from your house area.

I don't fucking mind for being left alone unless they will buy me something as the return.

That's the concept. It just, you want to eat or get any things from the other country as the collection and for gaining your experience.

You went into your house. Then got into the TV room to watch some horror movies.

But before that, you went into the kitchen to grab some foods as you were being hungry so bad.

You texted Haechan to come over to your house as your parents were not at home for three days.

Babe, would you come over here? Sleep with me?

I was left alone.

Sent at 11:25 p.m.

Not for long second you received message.

Oww, sweetheart. I can't as my parents still awake. How about you come over here?

I've been miss you so bad.

Sent at 11:26 p.m.

You pouted.

Lemme think.

Okay then.

Sent at 1:27 p.m.

You put it back into the cabinet but only Oreo chocolate bars of Hershey you bring along.

-

[11:15 p.m.]

You texted him that you already be at the main door of that house. His house is very huge.

Then, the door being opened and made your heart fluttered as you saw his cute face.

Both of you hugged each other then, you pecked his lips.

"You made it." He said with the giggles came after it.

"Yeah~" I said then he put his hands around my waist and heading to his bedroom.

After we just get in there, he threw me onto his bed then, he crawled the bed to be on top of me. "Kyaa~ Lee Donghyuck, what are you doing ?" You tried to push him away. At that moment, everything seems slow down. He came near your little by little then, you guys lips collided znd the passion BOOM !

you never felt that kind of feelings, that kind of experience before that make you felt satisfied with it. His hips was between your legs at that moment and made you guys felt want to feel each other but Haechan is smart enough to protect his princess and the queen will be.

He knew the limit so he was the one who broke the kiss and kiss the top of your head.

"Done, sweetheart. Let's watch a movie then we'll cuddle then we'll go to sleep okay."

"okay, "

Then, he took out his 13inch-MacBook Air. He tapped on Netflix in his laptop then there it served.

He searched for romantic miviebthen you saw the 3rd season of fifty shades. You suggested him to click on it.

"Are you sure about this, sweetheart?"

You smiled in shyness and nodded my head. "I just want to watch it with you."

He giggle at the way you were being cute.

"Okay then."

The movie begin.

At beginning.

There's nothing such things happened yet so like you guys admired them as being such lovely couple.

Climax

Then there's happened. The way Mr.Grey lifted, spanked Anna's butt and so on make you felt turned on.

The way Mr.Gray put the balls in her pussy and told her to stay calm during the party make you already felt wet because you liked feel how the balls got into your hole.

And they got married was the great things for you cus you liked it so much and what happened after that.

You could not stay calm at all. Haechan felt your hands squeezed his arm that you hugged. He knew you wanted that so bad.

Ending

Anna got into planned accident by her husband's enemy and that what make your heart throbbed.

After she awoke, and everything went well. They got a son also Anna is pregnant for their second child was the satisfied things that all the fans of shades darker wanted.

"Finally it met its end." You did long sighed as you just felt tired. Yeah like be with gadget for long time can make your body being weak. That's why people said do not use the gadget for more than four hours.

You guys were making the bed to get comfortable condition and about to sleep while cuddling with each other.

"Babe" he snapped out of something after you called him.

"Yeah, sweetheart" he faced you and wrapped his arm around your waist.

"What is in cuddle?" You looked into his eyes.

He lifted his one eyebrow meant that he didn't get what you want to convey it.

"I mean, what people do when they are cuddling. When ppl say cuddling, I will automatically thinking that they are tickling each other. So like, yeah?  It is?"

He hummed for a seconds.

"Yeah, that's correct. Why?" while brushing yoir hair to the back.

"Nothing. Also like, when i watch The Babadook with Angela and Teressa and Dahlia, the mother been using some vibrate thing. What is that?"

You kept asking him because you were still wondering what it is.

He gulped before to speak.

"That's vibrator. You can search it on Google." he said playing with your smooth back.

You turned on your phone then went to safari and searched for it. You surprised and oo-ed so big.

"Oh my it's disgustin!"

"It is?" He asked you back. While without you knowing the close the distant between you two. You can felt his hips touching your hips too.

"It is. I would never not to have that. Such disgusting things."

"Sweetheart, look at me." The moment you put your phone down, his nose met yours.

"Watching such movies also disgusting. So what about we try it out and feel it's gonna felt." He said in such low-romantic voice. The husky voice.

"Try what?" You cupped his cheeks.

"Let me show you."

And that night, you guys had shared everything related to your body. Your body connected to him. And also that's the new experience that you got.

His hot skin touch yours. His body's scent would never make you disappoint. You gave your everything to him.

[mandysxmuses]

go off about DDLC

//Okayokayokay gonna put all this under a cut bc I’m gonna totally spill everything out just – just everything I can on the fly (and I’m also not gonna tag it under the game’s tag bc I am a scared muffin who fears someone will disagree with my thoughts and I don’t want to be labeled as a mental-illness-is-automatically-horror douchebag ;;;;; )

GREAT GAME GREAT GAME LET’S JUST GET THAT OUTTA THE WAY I LOVE IT (and again if you don’t that is fine your opinion is valid and I’m not tryna change anyone’s mind, I just have a different view of one of the main criticisms and I’m not trying to change your mind on that either)

I should state that I love anything cute that turns creepy. That’s just… it’s my shit. Cute stuff that goes off the wire and turns totally horrific is absolutely my thing

Or even otherwise innocent stuff slowly going horror (Unlimited Footage of a Bear - a anti-depressant booster commercial going haywire, Too Many Cooks - an 80′s.. no, parody of pretty much every show type ever going haywire, Tea Time - tea time with a granny going haywire )

So uh when I heard from my friendos that I should play this game called Doki Doki Literature Club

And it was already sounding like my thing my thing because I love anime waifus n shit

When I saw the first tag being “psychological horror” I was both like “Why?” and [Bluebeard Voice] “SHIT YES”

I was one of the ones who got to play it before there were let’s plays all over Youtube and even if there would’ve been at the time I didn’t look that shit up because I wanted the full TAKE MY BODY AND SHAKE IT experience

And I saw the anxiety and depression warning at the beginning and was like “Oh. I have both of those. … Eh” and played anyway

MY BIGGEST BUT ALSO MOST AWESOME MISTAKE (besides that fucking soda spill last night omg I don’t even think I told you guys the whole story but oh my god Sayo-nara might as well have been playing during that shit)

I, uh;; haha, disliked Sayori toward the beginning of the game. Not that i found her annoying or anything, it’s just the “ditsy childhood friend” trope was always one of my least favorite tropes so I kinda just found her meh. She was cute though (hahahahahaHAHAHA and you know what I’m pissed that this sweetheart who went through such a deep-ass development in such a short time has basically been reduced to nothing but a hanging joke

Like we get it. She hung herself and we joke about to deal with the pain bUT THERE WAS SO MUCH MORE TO SAYORI THAN THAT PLS STOP REDUCING HER TO THAT ONE POINT IN THE GAME C’MOOOON)

And perhaps this was a spoiler but I did not recognize it as one but one of said friends who recommended it to me told me to wait for Sayori to start acting off.

… My initial assumption with this game was that it was going to be one of those generic “ALL THE GIRLS WANNA MURDER EACH OTHER AND THEN YOU” things bc that shit happens all the time in anime but that’s not to say I wouldn’t love it anyway. Generic doesn’t mean bad ANYWHO I’ll stop getting off topic

Met Yuri. I liked her, but did not and do not think she was best girl, I just felt her personality was most like mine. Because I am shy af when I first meet people and feel like I have to walk on eggshells even around people I’m comfortable with (cough cough my fam) to make sure I don’t “fuck up” when really most of my fuck-ups consist of accidentally not hearing something or just putting on a song I like on the radio and then everyone else hates it and I’m like “oh.. I suck”

and then I get “Quit it with that pity-partying bullshit” (PSA: Don’t say that to someone like Yuri especially, that will not help her, in fact don’t say that to anyone unless they’re really tough and can handle that kind of .. uh.. advice??? )

Met Natsuki.

… LOVE HER lOVE HER SO MUCH I WOULD DIE FOR NATSUKI I WOULD DIE

because I love tsunderes. That’s.. that’s literally it. The moment I saw her saying she didn’t make the cupcakes for me or anything, I knew true love was meant to be between us. She would be my route, and if that route ended with her trapping me in a basement and forcefeeding me poisonous cupcakes until I died and a graphic image of my internal organs exploding showed, that would be just fine. Love is an open door with a tsundere behind it, bitches.

Met Monika. Liked her. … That’s it, I just found her nice. Before the poem game, I had already decided Natsuki was the one true best girl and I was not doing Monika’s route until another playthrough (I assumed maybe her route was special and it unlocked after you beat the game once at the time). Hahahahahaha HELP

… aND THEN THE POEM GAME CAME.

And I immediately noticed Monika wasn’t even there to be “seduced” by my sexy words. I asked why this was, and I just got “that’s the question you should be asking”

…………………………………..

immediate suspicion of Monika, slight fear of the other girls as well.

The rest of the game goes by pretty smoothly for me though. I keep gradually finding Natsuki adorable as fuckin’ shit. The more I see her, the more I picture her in a bridal costume with me skipping down the aisle – well, her more grumpily walking and saying it’s not like she WANTED to be there marrying me or anything.

And then Sayori got sad.

… Really sad.

Like, suffering from depression.

I didn’t even have to wait for her confession or anything, I could tell by the way this was going that it wasn’t sadness, it was depression.

And I was like “oh, fuck.”

And then our dumbass protagonist WAITS A WHOLE DAY to visit her and she finally explains to her that she has depression and the way she describes it? To me? Is the most fucking heartbreaking thing in the whole game, especially coming from someone who has depression herself. Everything she said was, to me at least, 10000000% accurate and it hurt. It hurt in a very personal way. I’m not afraid to say I cried.

… I’m not afraid to say I still cry when that confession part comes up in other people’s playthroughs. It’s that poignant and truthful and painful to me.

And I was like “OH FUCK. I CAME HERE TO BE TORTURED WITH FEAR, NOT SADNESS. THIS IS GETTING REAL RIGHT HERE. THIS ISN’T RANDOMLY MURDEROUS FEMALES WANTING MY ASS LIKE I EXPECTED”

Also I baked with Natsuki, which was cute as shit, but I was also pissed as shit that the protagonist, who just realized his friend is suffering from an agonizingly painful mental illness, JUST CASUALLY THREW THAT SHIT UNDER THE RUG BECAUSE HEY. NATSUKI’S AT MY HOUSE DOKI DOKI DESU~~~~~

“Is it really okay for me to stop thinking about Sayori when she might need me?” NO. EVEN IF YOU DO THIS WITH NATSUKI, YOU SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT SAYORI AT LEAST IN THE BACK OF YOUR MIND BECAUSE SHE’S STILL IMPORTANT, YOU LUSTFUL JACKASS.

ahem

And then me and Natsuki were about to kiss and Bluebeard throws me another SHIT YES for support

And then SURPRISE SAYORI and Bluebeard goes SHIT NO and stays there while Natsuki runs away

And Sayori goes on more about her emotions because not only does she have depression, but she likes MC for whatever asinine reason and fears that she might feel something different for him than he does for her

Which, again, is a very real fear any person can have that can be greatly intensified by things like depression or anxiety

And the game gave me two options:

“You’ll always be my dearest friend.”

“I love you.”

… Meanwhile, Bluebeard is nudging the dumbass MC’s leg and saying, “Help her seek help and find a therapist. Say you know it’s hard, Can-Opener, but – is that really not going to be an option? Is this bastard that dumb? … Can I bite?”

That said, I chose “You’ll always be my dearest friend” because, imo, saying you experience romantic and sexual feelings toward a person when you honestly don’t just because they’re depressed will only hurt them even more when they inevitably find out the truth and your relationship flops.

Turns out either option would have ended in the same thing – which, also in my opinion, is fine. When you’re a person like MC (not asininely stupid, but you just don’t know about depression), you might not know what to say or how to help and these things can end in the worst. It happens all the time.

That’s why, the way I see it, Sayori’s suicide scene was one of the most poignant, well-executed, horrific, and upsetting things I have ever seen in a horror game.

I know people say it was just for shock value, but I – I honestly have to disagree. When you’re depressed, and I don’t care how clumsy you are, hanging might be the option you go with when you become crisis-level suicidal. And knowing that Sayori has struggled with this her entire life – knowing the context of the situation – I can’t say it was just for shock. You’re damn right it WAS shocking, but it wasn’t just for shock value. 

And the whole “mental illness is horror” thing – I think this is one of the most well executed examples of it. Because whether people like it or not, mental illness can be horrific because it drives innocent people like Sayori to hate themselves completely and to do these things to themselves. It’s taking something very real, something that could potentially happen and has happened – and throwing it right in your face. The trope isn’t bad if the illness itself is treated with respect, and I think this is one of the instances where it was. It didn’t just scream “MENTAL HOSPITAL!! PATIENT!! TRIES TO KILL YOU!!!! BECAUSE THEY’RE A MENTAL HOSPITAL PATIENT!!!! ZOMG!!ONE2!!” It didn’t have Sayori hang herself straight from the get-go and leave you wondering “… why the fuck?”

Mental illness as horror can be done right. Because it can be a horrific thing. I think one of the many ways it can go wrong is that often times (unfortunately) mental illness as horror is treated in such a way that the person themselves is horrific. Not the illness they’re suffering from. They’re horrific because they’re mentally ill. That’s a no-no. But that’s not something I got from Sayori.

With Yuri in the 2nd act, on the other hand, I can kind of agree. The way she began ogling over the player way more than before, THOSE EYES, the.. the scent on the last Yuri poem – I feel that was a bit overdone, and also framing her to be a monster.

However, while this was intentional, someone in the game screwing with the actual game’s fabric of reality was behind it – and it was acknowledged as wrong because Monika herself was behind it and making Yuri act that way – which again, was acknowledged as wrong. Sorry I keep repeating that. Even if it came off a little “ehhh…”, something acknowledging that as wrong is 10000x better than just – once again – “THEY’RE MENTALLY ILL SO THEY’RE SCAAARY. AND THAT’S NOT A WRONG, STIGMATIZING, MAKING-MENTALLY-ILL-PEOPLE-LOOK-LIKE-MONSTERS PORTRAYAL OF SHIT. WE’RE NOT APOLOGIZING FOR SHIT. DEAL WITH IT. IT’S SCARY.”

Monika as the antagonist was very well-done. I had no clue about it from the beginning, even though I felt something was off after the first poem game, and I didn’t reeeeally start suspecting her of shit until Sayori said the “Monika was right, I should just–” line

Holy shit

That’s an antagonist right there, and a fucked up one

So uh yeah. Doki Doki Literature Club.

9/10.

Not enough Natsuki.

[weedeyedhoney]

should i read his tarot cards next time? (i’m high writing this)

“Lol i didn’t even go out. i passed out and never woke up.”

literally same. i’m glad we’re on the same page. tbh, i wasn’t gonna go out last night either so everything worked out.

but then you asked if i wanted you to bring my things now. i said yes. of course. god damn. it was too early for this.... and by this i mean SEE YOU. like. were you just going to drop it off and then leave? because that’s what i was expecting. i didn’t think you would stay. i wasn’t prepared for that.

i was talking with my roommate when *the knock* happened. “oh that’s for me.”

fuck.

i open the door.

fuck.

i blurt the words “oh i love your shirt.”

becuase it was a cute shirt. a blue* shirt.

“oh yeah i was gonna wear it last night but...”

he takes a step forward to come in, but i stand with my hand on the door and i don’t move. i didn’t motion for him to come in, but it seems like he wants to. he freezes. one foot forward, looks at me and asks, “uhhhh..... can i use your restroom?”

smooth. unless he had to actually use the restroom. but i wasn’t going to say no.

so he used my fucking restroom.

“okay, he’s going to come out and leave.”

but that didn’t happen either.

he comes out and seats himself down in front of me at my table. interesting.

and then he literally just stays!!!! not too long because he has work, but he literally just hangs out with me. everything is normal. i’m starting to think i kind of overreacted//// jumped to HELLA conclusions. hahahahahaha!!! he tells me that they raised up the hours so now he has to work 40 instead of 30 like he used to! and obviously he’s going to keep that job because that’s his only car. my roommate even said “from what i heard, i don’t think he’s ignoring you”

yeah. i don’t think he’s ignoring me. and even if it seems like he does, those are not his intentions. i think he’s just busy and likes being alone. earth sign moon nodded. i also think he likes my company. in whatever way, it doesn’t have to be romantic. it just seemed to me like he wanted to hang out longer or later, but tbh i wasn’t feeding into it bc it was early in the day and i still hadn’t had my alone time yet (see, earth sign moon is nodding).

but anyway. the good thing about all of this is that i’m getting less attached. (LMAO EARTH SIGN MOON DID NOD). bu hold up, more comfortable. i think i’m definitely out of the infatuation stage. i’m starting to think that’s what my venus retrograde wanted me to do. i was so mesmerized for so long and venus rx wanted me to recognize that the people i like are literally just people with their own lives doing their own thing and i need to CALM DOWN. so i feel more at ease! ***** is literally just *****.

[lifeanditsrandomness]

Bored

1. When did your last hug take place? 

- Monday

2. Are you a jealous person? 

- Yes I am.

3. Are you tired right now? 

- I am exhausted. I’m only functioning because of coffee rn.

4. Do you chew on straws? 

- Yes

5. Do you cry easily? 

- YES

6. What should you be doing right now? 

- Work

7. Are you a heavy sleeper? 

- Nope

8. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months? 

- Yes

9. Are you mad at someone right now? 

- I am not.

10. Do you believe in love? 

- Yes i do

11. Who was the last person you talked to? 

- Puffin

12. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

- i would be 29 then.. hmmm tbh, i really don’t know but i wouldn’t mind getting married by then. Given that i have someone i wan’t to spend the rest of my life with na.

13. Do you want children?

- yes yes yes.

14.   Does anyone like you? 

- i think so haha

15.   Do you secretly like someone? 

- To him it’s not a secret but it is to everybody else

16.   Who was the first person you talked to today? 

- Mama Cher

17.   What are you looking forward to? 

- The longggg weekend we’ll be having

18.   Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and mean it? 

- yes.

19.   Do you plan on moving out within the next year? 

- if everything works out, yes

20.   Are you a forgiving person? 

- Depends

21.   Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend? 

- Nope

22.   Who was the last person you drove with? 

- :D

23.   How late did you stay up late last night? 

- 3am? haven’t been sleeping much lately. Too much on my mind.

24.   Can you live a day without TV? 

- Yes

25.   When was the last time you were extremely disappointed? 

- 2 weeks ago

26.   Three names you go by… 

- Tey, Tin and Taine

27.   Are you currently in a relationship? 

- nah?

28.   Have you ever had your heart broken? 

- who hasn’t?

29.   Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?

- It’s always hard

30.   How many romantic "things" or "flings" have you had?

- 2

31.   What is your favorite background noise? (Ex. Water dripping, people talking.)

- ocean waves or music playing

32.   Name the last book you read. 

- Always and Forever, Lara Jean 

33.   What was the last movie you watched?

- Despicable Me 3

34.   When was the last time you cried?

- last night

35.   What makes you feel old?

- Seeing my little girls grow up

36.   What is something you swore you would never do when you grew up, but you did anyway?

- This. Whatever this is I’m doing

37.   What ended your last relationship?

- Differences

38.   What is the most terrifying dream you've ever had?

- Losing all the people I love

39.   When was the last time you got seriously angry?

- Can’t remember. It’s been a while

40.   When was the last time you got seriously stressed?

- RN

41.   Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?

- i took out my closet doors so they’re forever open

42.   If karma was coming back for you, would it help or hurt you?

- I’m guessing it would hurt me

43.   When did you last do something outside of your comfort zone?

- Last week?

44.   What is the best gift you have ever received for Valentine's day?

- Tulips and chocolates

45.   When was the last time someone you loved made you sad?

- ….

46.   Does true love exist? Can you love someone fully despite all of his/her flaws?

-  I’ll just leave you with this quotes “… it was a choice. It was a conscious commitment. It was something you choose to make work every day with a person who has chosen the same thing. “ “I no longer fear the day someone who swore I was their universe can no longer see the stars in my eyes as long as they still choose to look until they find them again.”

47.   Is there an ideal age for marriage? What is it, if there is?

- I don’t think that there is an ideal age for marriage. I do believe that it depends on whether you’re ready for the commitment and responsibility that entails a marriage.

48.   Do you know the difference between asexuality and demisexuality?

- yep

49.   Is the phrase "I love you" used too loosely?

- In this day and age? Yes.

50.   When was the last time you said "I love you" to someone?

- In person or in writing? hahahaha

51.   Are you the person who says "I love you" first or the type to wait for your significant other to say it?

- I don’t really care. I just say it whenever I feel it.

52.   Have you met your significant other? If not, where do you think you will meet your significant other?

- I don’t know. I’ll let you know when i do.

53.   Do you give second chances?

- yes

54.   When was the last time you read a good book?

- I’m reading it now

55.   Favorite kind of perfume? (fruity, alluring, etc.)

- sweet/fruity

56.   How was your day?

- It was one hell of an emotional rollercoaster ride

57.   Do you respond to texts quickly?

- yeeeep

58.   Who was the last person you called? 

- puffin

59.   If you could have a large collection of one item, what would that item be?

- BOOKS

60.   What have you been thinking about lately?

- I’ve been thinking about the decisions I need to make and the changes that will happen when I do

61.   Spicy food: Like or dislike?

- LIKE

62.   Scary movies: Like or dislike?

- LIKE

63.   What do you spend most of your money on?

- food, books and ghost

64.   When was the last time you got really sad?

- Last week?

65.   Are you good at lying?

- Nahhhh

66.   Do you have breakfast every morning?

- nopeee

67.   What song is stuck in your head?

- Unhinged – Nick Jonas

68.   What is the most money you have ever held in your hand?

- like literally hold? 500k

69.    What makes you nervous?

- Crowds/mob 

70.   Do you miss anyone right now?

- yes

71.   Who do you love? Why?

- :D

72.   Is there a reason behind everything that happens?

- I guess so

73.   Relationship status?

- Single and confused

74.   What if I told you that you were pretty?

- I’d say thank you

75.   Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months? 

- Yes haha

76.   Is it hard for you to get over someone?

- yes

77.   Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?

- Nopeee

78.   Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?

- YES :”>

79.   Who did you last share a bed with?

- puffin

80.    What is something you currently want right now?

- fooooood and coffee

81.   How is your heart lately?

- it’s a mess

82.    Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?

- yeep

83.   Love really is a beautiful thing huh?

- it could get a little bit ugly sometimes but yes. yes it is

84.   Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused/waiting for the unexpected?

- i’m everything except for the taken part? hahahahahaha

85.   Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?

- from my mom

86.   Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?

- yeeeep

87.   Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?

- Actually, I’m not sure

88.   What’s the weather like right now?

- it’s pouring outside

89.   What is your religion?

- tbh I consider myself not to have a specific religion

90.   who was the last person you texted?

- Puffin

91.   Do you find the last person you texted attractive?

- yep

92.   Would you date the last person you texted?

- …

93.   Turn on shuffle; what are the first 5 songs that come up?

- Bad Together, Cologne, A Change of Heart, It Ends tonight and Jennie

94.   Do you know anyone your age who’s had a kid already?

- yuuuup

95.   Are you more similar or different to your best friend?

- different

96.   Are you the type to make lists?

- I love making lists

97.   Do you smile at strangers?

- Yes I do

98.   The last time I felt jealous, and why.

- not gonna happen dude hahahahaha

99.   Do you like carrots?

- NOPE

100. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 77, and give me the best line.

- “Things tend to grow bigger in your mind if you let them sit there. It’s always better to get it off your chest. That’s why I’m here.”

[weneedtherooks]

Let’s talk about Friedrich, yeah?

Lordie, I’m putting this under a cut.

1: What is your character's biggest fear?

Not being able to take care of his family

2: What is your character's favorite memory? The first time he kissed Clara! She was 15 when he admitted to himself he was falling for her, so he kept any form of romantic affection to a minumum. Mostly just hugging her and letting her sit on his lap, and/or an occasional kiss on the cheek (if she was comfortable with that).

3: What is your character's least favorite memory? That man has seen war. He's got an abundance of memories he'd rather not hash up.

4: Does anyone have a crush on your character? Is your character aware of this? HE MARRIED THAT GIRL, SO I DAMN WELL HOPE HE KNOWS

5: Describe your character's dream date. Actually getting to go on a nice date.

6: What is your character's sexual orientation? Okay, I'm not gonna write a lot about this, because I don't want to get it wrong, but he's pansexual. I just want to be able to look into it further so I don't fuck it up.

7: How does your character feel about their name? He's likes his name just fine. But don't call him Fritz. Ever. He only allows that nickname to a few people, and they're mostly family.

8: Does your character hate anyone? Why? He doesn't have anyone in particular that he hates.

9: How does your character feel about religion? He's not huge into church, but he does believe in a higher power.

10. Would your character ever kill someone? ..............*nervous laugh*.........the real question is how many HAS he killed

11: How did your character meet their best friend? He met Clara during the war. Beyond her, though? His best friend died during the war in Verdun.

12: How would/does your character feel about roller coasters? Best ride ever, 10/10, the puking is just a minor setback

13: What would your character die for? Literally guys, his family is his world. It's really all he has.

14: What is the cutest thing your character has ever done? He had a tendancy to spoil Clara whenever she was pregnant. So he'd do things like get her flowers, make sweets, etc. You know, sappy stuff. I don't know if that counts as cute, but...

15: What music genre would your character listen to? Classical is his favorite, but Jazz is his fallback.

16: What other fictional characters remind you of your character? I actually came up with Friedrich while watching Cry play Valiant Hearts. He doesn't remind me of anyone specific, though.

17: Does your character have any irrational fears? It's not irrational, per se. He just really fucking hates loud fireworks. Like the ones that boom REALLY FUCKING LOUD. He's fine watching them from a distance, for the most part. It's just...they remind him of mortar fire.

18: How would your character feel about having their life recorded? So, my OCs are based on a semi timetravel plot. He knows he's being recorded, and THAT doesn't bother him (it's a long story, but he just knows why that particular camera is there).

19: What is your character's deepest, darkest secret? He has secrets? I wouldn't say he has any "dark" secrets, but he was in a relationship with a guy when he was 15...it didn't end very well.

20: What is the most surprising thing about your character? He can play the piano, actually.

21: Is your character flexible? That totally depends on the topic at hand.

22: What is the worst thing your character has ever done? ......He...he's a World War I soldier. He's killed people.

23: Is your character morally gray or black or white? Black and white, I suppose. Goes into the grey on occasion.

24: What prejudices does your character have? Hmm...I'm gonna have to get back to this one at a later date. I've never actually thought about it.

25: Would you want to hang out with your character? I would very much like to!

26: What is your favorite headcanon for your character? I don't really have one? I have a bunch of "work in progress" ideas, but nothing that's just a headcanon.

27: What would be the worst way for your character to die? The worst? If he was killed as either an example or for no better reason than he was there.

28: What pet would your character like to have? *Friedrich glares at the cat* He does have a pet. Or, rather, Clara does. The cat doesn't usually go to him. He WANTS a dog. He had a dachshund when he was a kid.

29: What would be your character's favorite food? He likes sweet breakfast-y things.

30: Would your character have any hobbies? He likes to tinker with things. So you can generally find him messing around with something in his home.

31: What social media would your character use? Ummmmm...maybe Facebook?

32: What does your character look like? Oh jeez. Ummm...I can give you minimal looks. Blue-grey eyes, dirty blond hair. I'm still floating around google images and such to find the more specific stuff about him.

33: In what ways is your character like you? "Oh cool, I've failed my job as a caretaker. Wonderful."

34: What is cliche about your character? That he's a fucking stubborn German man.

35: What is unique about your character? Um...UMMMMMMMM...LEMME GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT

36: Does anyone want to harm your character? No? I don't think so?

37: Do people have justified grudges against your character? Justified? Not that I can think of.

38: What role does your character play in their story? Uhhhh...main character...? Am I doing this right?

39: What would be your character's niche on Tumblr? I don't think he'd actually HAVE a Tumblr

40: What would be your character's favorite school subject? Music

41: Would your character want to have any children? My dudes, he's got seven.

42: What would be your character's dream career? To run a repair shop.

43: What is your character insecure about? It's not a massive insecurity, but his accent. He knows it's pretty thick, and he knows it's difficult to understand him sometimes.

44: What is your character proud of? *whips out photos* "Look at my family, everyone!"

45: What would your character change about themselves? Probably his stubbornness and his negativity towards himself

46: Would you want to trade places with your character? HAHAHAHAHAHA No

47: What fandoms would your character be in? He'd probably get a kick out of those car restoration shows.

48: How would your character type? Fast, but with a bunch of mistakes.

49: How does your character stand politically? Politics is NOT my strong suit. I'm thinking more towards liberal, but I don't have a fucking clue.

50: What is your favorite thing about your character? What ISN'T my favorite?

51: What is your character's favorite animal? Dogs

52: How would your character act in gym class? He'd be the one goofing off, but the second the teacher calls him out he proves that he's one of the best students there.

53: What clubs would your character join? A shop club of some kind. He does like working with his hands.

54: What is the saddest thing about your character's life? That he's had to kill people. The cost of war weighs on him sometimes.

55: Would your character do the Ice Bucket Challenge? Oh yeah

56: What's one of your character's quirks? *whispers* he chews on his pen a lot

57: How would your character feel about feminism? He finds it incredibly silly that women have to literally fight to get the same rights as men.

58: Is your character dorky or more athletic? More athletic. I call him a dork for fun.

59: What is your least favorite thing about your character? He's not always the easiest to work with.

60: If you could title your character's life, what would you title it? "Living By the Seat of Your Pants" lol

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 09.10.17 lb

“SOMEHOW I MANAGED TO GET IT” - please shivaay, who do you think you’re kidding, we fully know you got this report and subverted the legal system the way you usually do; the time-tested and winning combination of bribery and threats.

what is anika even doing in the room rn? didn’t we see her storm out, as witnessed by pinky???? and now she’s back as if this is a continuation of that scene? kuch bhiii. 

look at these two huddling behind the couch like a coupleeee of idiot childrennnnn. MY IDIOT CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh no, can pinky hear his khusar pusar???? OUFF SHIVAAY WHY ARE YOU THE ABSOLUTE WORST AT THIS GAME?????????????

OMFG ANIKA SHUSHHHHHHHHHHHHH

greaaaaaaaaat time for hair to get stuck in his watch. 

OUFF THIS IS NOT A ROMANTIC MOMENT YAHAN JAAN PE BAN AAYI HAI AUR TUM LOGON KO O JAANA MOMENT SOOJ RAHA HAI

it’s not even her real hair anyway 🙄🙄🙄🙄

KABHI NA AANE WAALA POLITENESS ANIKA SE AAJ PHOOT PHOOT KE BAAHAR AA RAHI HAI RIGHT IN TIME TO GET THEM CAUGHT

lmaoooooooo the way he hit her on the head exasperatedly/affectionately. ugh these two are so adorable. 

omg she’s so cuteeeee. i can’tttt handeeee when she’s being this stinking cute. GODDAMNIT SHIVAAY, WIFE HER AGAIN. ONE MORE TIME. SHE DESERVES IT. 

hubs is talking about something else, but wife’s mind is all on the ROMANCE. 

“kyunki meri nayi nayi shaadi hui hai, isliye mujhe romance sooj raha hai.”

unsaid: ‘also, my husband just straight up abandoned me on the wedding night, so i’m horny af.’

“mujhe kisi mahapurush ne kaha tha... actually apne ghar pe woh om hai na, ussi ne kaha tha... ki sabar ka phal meetha hota hai.”

yeah let’s see how you like that concept when she cockblocks you the next time you’re in the mood. 

koiiiiiiii blushhhhh kar raha haiiiiii

um, where’s tanya???? is this while she went out to make her call to her bairi piya, bada bedardi (henceforth known as BPBB)???

LITERALLY NO ONE CARES ABOUT THISSSSSSS STUPIDDDD MILLLLLLLLL BS WE HAVE A MILLION OTHER PROBLEMS LIKE ABHAY BEING WEIRD AND GAURI HAVING LEFT AND RUDRA HAVING GONE FULL ON BATSHIT INSANE

lol ok anika you’re the worsttttt at this. i relate with shivaay’s parde ke peeche waala frustration. 

why do punjabis seem to take getting sick as a personal offence like it’s some kinda moral failing on their part? we all have immune systems that fail us occasionally. no shame in that! 

JHOOOOTI REPORTTTTTTT. OUFF BILLU KAHIN SE REPORT UTHA LEE AAYA HAI AUR WOH BHI FARZIII

tanya doesn’t like it when the tables are turned on her.

lol billu’s going to get one whole generation of oberois arrested. 

OOOOH BHAVYA’S GONNA KICK ABHAY’S ASS. YOU GO GIRL!

like he cute and all, but he diiiiiiiiiiiirty. i’m fully on my girl’s side.  

look at this insouciant motherfucker. so dapper. much stylish. wow. 

BITCH DON’T TRY TO PLAY BHAVYA PRATAP RATHORE. 

oh damnnnnn, abhayyyy’s gooood. 

damn, abhay and bhavya kiiiiiiiiiiiinda make a cute pair? already more chemistry in this takraar than any scene she’s had with rudra.

abhay’s maniccccc eyed look is taking some of the cute sheen off him. 

bromance toh suna tha, lekin this boy has a serious case of brobsession. 

song dedication from gauri kumari sssarma to omkara singh oberoi: 

no she’s not gonna pick up. stop being a pain in her ass. 

ooooooooooh shivaay’s here. he’s going to find out (eventually) what this fucker did to his little chiraiyya and he’s NOT. GOING. TO. BE. HAPPY. 

LOOK AT THIS FUCKER: 

“haan bilkul! sab theek! i didn’t call my wife a philandering adultering whore and make her dump me or anything ahahaha ohgodimdeadhesgonnakillmewhenhefindsout”

yeah you best convince him everything’s fine, awfulkara singh oberoi. 

pyaar??? shivaay don’t waste your breath, this fucker doesn’t know shit about pyaar. 

THE DISAPPOINMENT AND JUDGINESS IN SHIVAAY’S EYES AT OMKARA. I AM LIVVVVVVVVING FOR IT. YAS BADE BHAIYYA. YOU REP YOUR CHIRRAIYA. 

omkara you fucking idiot did you not listen to her when she said she went for those classes on recommendation from shivaay? ugh. men. 

ok shivaay, if YOU knew that omkara didn’t care, they why did you put her in the classes in the first place? 

ok i know why you did but... whatever. ab gade murde kyun ukhaadna. 

“AS A HUSBAND, YOU FAILED!”

YAAAAAAAAAS SHIVAAAAAAY, READ HIM THE RIOT ACT FUCK HIM UP, THROW SOME PUNCHES EVEN!!!!! 

also you know you fucked up maaaaajorly when SHIVAAY of all ppl says that you are a failure of a husband in bold italics underlined voice. 

“koi nahi. galtiyaan sudhaari bhi jaa sakti hai.”

unsaid: ‘yeah like, look at anika and me! we’re in love now! and you didn’t even threaten to blow up her mom or anything! this is totes fixable, bro!’

“GO AND GET YOUR WIFE BACK. NOW. OR IMMA BEAT YOUR ASS. I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL. COZ I HONESTLY LOVE HER MORE THAN I LOVE YOU.”

lmaooooo please om, like you and rudra have everrrrr been helpful in such matters. shivaay’s been handling this shit alone since day 1. and now he has anika. you losers would just get in their way and slow them down.

time for dil boley oberoi part two??????? 

UGH I DON’T WANT HER TO TAKE YOU BACK

ok why are all these asshole desis juding bhavya? 

whut??? gaddaaar? how? 

lmao what nonsense. an officer of the bhavya’s stature doesn’t need to live in someone’s house as a paying guest. she’s an ACP. she’d be given her own (rent free) quarters as part of her job benefits. 

god i hate judgey desi community sooooo fucking much. 

fuckkkkk abhay and rudraaaaaa soooo much. ugh. I HATE SUCH CREEPY BRO CODE FUCKERS. 

EVERY TIME ABHAY SAYS “APNE BHAIYYON KE LIYE MAIN... KUCHHHHHH BHI KAR SAKTA HOON... KUCHHHHHHH BHI”, I LOSE A YEAR OFF MY LIFESPAN 

omg you guys, he does the phone spinning thing like shivaaaaaaay. WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEANNNNNNN?!!?!?!? 

if shivaay was a little older, i’d be willing to put money on the fact that he was shivaay’s secret son or something

ok not gonna lie, heart twinged a little to see that asshole singh oberoi has picked up and brought those threee pieces of the card and reads it over and over. 

DETERMINED HAIR FLICK. 

damnnnn son, blue is yourrrrrr colour. 

it’s that time of the day when i send up thanks to the lord for sending this fine fine specimen of manliness down to bless us all. 

“aaj aisa achaanak kya ho gaya jo shivaay ne humein ek saath bulaaya hai??”

LMAO WHAT DO YOU MEAN??????? SHIVAAY CALLS THESE FAMILY MEETINGS EVERY THREE DAYS

what a way to make an entranceeeeeeee

judgey look of judging: ‘what the fuck did you old motherfuckers doooo 25years ago??? i can’t smash with my wife thanks to this fuckery. i’ve had a raging case of blue balls for over 6 months now.’

WHY IS HE DOING THIS IN THE FUCKING LIVINGGGG ROOOM, LIKE TANYA IS RIGGGGHT AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE

look more shadyyyyy, jhanvi. 

sound more shadyyyy, shakti.

lol tej and pinkyyyy’s totally casual shrugs. so believable. 

yeh ladka toh inko jail bhijwaaake hi maanega. and i for one, AM THRILLED. THESE FUCKERS HAD IT COMING. 

lol pinky v/s dadi face drama. 

oh wow, they actually remembered that whole custom of “the oberoi men fast too” from last year and are keepin it consistent this year! 

WHUT? DADI REMEMBERING THERE’S A DOOSRI BAHU GAURI IN THIS HOUSE AS WELL? FUCK ME SIDEWAYS! 

tanya’s here to demand some sargiiiii as well. girl, go ask your bairi piya’s mummmy. 

lmaoooooooo even pinky is likeeee WHAT THE FUCKKKKK

LOLOLOL PINKY’S EYEROLL

... isn’t this the bathroom???? why is she just... strolling in so casually??? WHY DIDN’T HE LOCK THE DOOR????

LMAO HER CACKLE. I AM SCREAMING. 

snort, the buttons are on allllll wrong. 

haaaaye what a sharmeeeela billuuuu. he can’t deal with wife’s total lack of boundaries and sharam. 

I AM LIVING FOR ANIKA INTIMIDATING HIM VIA TEASING

my suspicions are confirmed. hubs has moved into this guest room with wife. 

i can’t stop laughing at that one biggggg loop the shirt is making. 

“aap bhi toh mere hi hai na?” awwwwwwwwww!

he’s speechless from the sweetness! so cute! 

“baahar operation theater ki tarah laal batti thodi hai” hahahahahaha

I AM TRULY LIVINGGGGGGGGGG FOR ANIKA TEASING THE FUCK OUTTA SHY SINGH OBEROI 

“mujhe pata nahi tha ki mera aap pe AISA asar hota hai” - pointed look downwards. OMFGGGGGGGGGGG

“upar. neeche nahi dekh rahi, upar.” LOLOLOL

SHE’S GONNA UNBUTTON HIS SHIRT AND FIX IT FOR HIM!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?! LORD ABOVE I’M NOT READY FOR THIS OH GOD I’M NOT 

anika’s recovered admirably and is chattering away to a dozen but husband is paralyzed with lust and shock. mostly mind-numbing lust though. 

lmao she actually had to SHAKE him outta ittttt. 

OMGGGGG IS HE ACTUALLY SCREAMING FOR KHANNA’S HELP. IN THE BATHROOM. TO COME SAVE HIM FROM FEELING HORNY FOR HIS WIFE.

MATLAB.... AT THIS POINT, JUST TELL ME WHAT’S *NOT* IN KHANNA’S JOB PROFILE COZ THAT’LL BE A SMALLER LIST. 

“merry karwa chauth! karwa chauth... mubarak?”

how very secular of you, shivaay. 

oh no. challllllllllenge. underestimating of fasting abilities. shivaaaay you’re gonna regret this. 

what even is your face, you fucking idiot???

both you fuckers are gonna fast and you know it. 

OUFF TANYA GIVE A MAN A MOMENT OF PEACE IN THE BATHROOM AT LEAST! 

lmaooooooooooooooo his impression of talking on the phone. 

“DON’T LOOK DOWN!” 

how can one not look down when you’re shoving your phone in your pants like that? 

god shivaay, you’re acting sooooooooo shaaady. you’re so terrible at this. 

what? why was that tub fullllll of water when everyone’s bathed and done for the day???? 

thank god for this mysterious caller forever saving their asses. 

ok shivaay calm the fuck down, i’ve never seen you panic like this the million times you shoved her into THE POOL?????????

“MAIN DALOONGA UNGLI!!!!!!”

omfg this man has lost it. caring ki bhi ek hadh hoti hai. 

“I’M PUTTING YOU IN A HEADLOCK BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

pft silly anika, ceiling pe spiderman chipakta hai, superman nahi.

thanks for confirmation and backup, shivaay.

“kyunki tumhari andar meri jaan hai.”

wife is not leaving any mauka to do awwwww and tease husband today. 

yup this def. looks like abhay who’s tanya’s BPBB to me.

tanya’s reached the end of her rope and is like fuck your mission. i like. you tell him girl!!!!! 

“yeh jo vrat rakha hai lambi umar ke liye, yeh lambi umar qaidddd na ban jaaye” 

lmaoooooooo pinkyyyy

this is soooo shivaay’s plan to get the truth outta the buddhelog, and lmao tej face be like YEH LADKA TOH MARWAA KAR HI CHODEGAAA

lol this poor servant gets yelled at every time she comes with fooood

why isn’t tanya calling pinky MUMMMMYYYYYYYYJIIIII

arre, shivaay doesn’t consider her his wife acc. to the drama. she still is in the house as shivaay’s wife??? why would she not fast?? 

OMFG THIS FUCKER TAKING TANYA’S SIDE. 

“billu? kya chal raha hai tum dono ke beech mein???” “kuuuuuuuch bhi nahi??? aur vrat toh bilkul bhi nahi!”

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT.

“waaah kya khushboo hai! khushboo se yaad aaya mera conference call hai!”

snort. fuckingggg idiot. 

omg shivaay’s actually feeding some servant HAATH SE. this man has fucking lost it. 

also poor khanna has been tarsofying for such a display of affection from his shivaay sirrrr. why isn’t he getting any love? bechaaara. 

GAURI’S HOMEEEE! 

ughhhhhh this MAAAAAAAAAA is so irritating. 

this pooor girlllllllll, lying through her teeeeth to her cluelessss mom. *sighs and holds gauri forever, while cussing out omkara’s existence and wishing the plagues of egypt upon him*

anika, you’re FASTING. how do you have so muchhhhh energy to be snoopinggggg? i don’t have energy for basic life functions even on a full stomach. 

also, could please stop ruining the dude’s piss poor attempts at surprises (or in this case, falling into a trap that he’s setting for you.)

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wishing you all Eid Mubarak! 🌙✨✨✨✨  may the day bring you and your family all the happiness and love! 💖💖💖 

(and lots and lots of yummy food. gifts/donations in the form of biriyani, sevaiyaan, and other assorted noms are always appreciated at tellywoodtrash. 😊😊😊) 

anika’s hungry. (jism ki bhook? 😆😆😆)

ohhhhhhh yeahhhhh, billu’s here to mitaaofy The Bhook. 😏😏😏

god his hair is so fucking ugly like this, please can he go back to his old non golden hair. or at least put it up in the “i’ve been electrocuted” shock-puff instead of this weird side comb over a la mahi. i can’t concentrate on the hotness of the scene thanks to this! 😣😣😣

whoooooop, the truth of the pav bhaji is out. 😬😬😬

billu’s like you’re no gordon ramsay yourself, missy. 🙄🙄🙄

BLOODY DADI. WHY WON’T YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE????/ 😒😒😒

PFFFFFT, SHE’S PUTTING HIM BEHIND THE MOST TRANSLUCENT CURTAIN IN THE UNIVERSE. 😑😑😑

eeeeeeeeeee. 😍😍😍

lord bless rudra, the stupid cupid of this house. 👼🏽👼🏽👼🏽 doodho nahaao, phoolo phalo, mere laal. 😌😌😌

waaah! billu taking anika out for pav bhaji date! who are you and what have you done to our organic and clean-eating billu? 😯😯😯

ugh pinkyyyyy ka nonsense. 😤😤😤

shaktiji has had enough of this garbage. same, shaktiji, same. 😑😑😑

did om get his satyavaadi side from chote papa? 🤔🤔🤔

goddddddd, anika is going to get the keeda to fix this mess now. GIRL NO. PLEASE. FFS, PLEASE. 😫😫😫

oh. of course he got a pav bhaji thela INSIDE oberoi mansion. this extra ass fucker. 🙄🙄🙄

ok i’ve said pav bhaji so many times in the past two days, that now i really want it. GODDAMNIT I’M SUPPOSED TO BE EATING CLEAN TOO. FML. 😩😩😩😩😭😭😭😭

lmaooooo she almost passed out from another pav bhaji induced (mouth) orgasm 😆😆😆

shivaay, you’re really facing tough competition. i really doubt you’ll be able to bring her to such ecstasy. 😝😝😝

“kya hua, theek nahi hai? daantoon mein usse?” 

ouff billu! 

“kaisi hai? boliye!” “khaate waqt bolna nahi chahiye.” “koi nahi. main bolti hoon. aap bhi boliye!” *quietly to himself* “tum bohut bolti ho.” 

i can’t handleeeeee his adorbz. 😚😚😚

“main raat mein citric acid nahi leta.”

god this man and his insane dietary rules. 😒😒😒

ugh they’re so cuteeeee on their ridiculous improvised date. 💖💖💖

oh boy, she’s gonna bring up pinky. girl whyyyyyyyyyyyyy. 😣😣😣

yup. called it. billu’s repressing all his feelings about this. it’s going to come out as a jwaalamukhi at some point. *sigh* 😔😔😔

this is the most normal outfit i’ve seen shivaay in since forever. he’s looking verrrrrrrrrrrry nice. 😍😍😍

these challenges are so amateur and childishhhhhhhhhhhh. they’re grownass adults, bruh. who’ve already been married for like, a year. 😑😑😑

ohhhhh boy. i don’t even know what to expect with this. 😟😟😟

pffffffft, he doesn’t sound anything like her, other than all the catchphrases. 🙄🙄🙄

i am loving rudra’s delight at all this though. what a cutie. 😌😌😌

lmaoooooooooooooo rudra singing O JAANA. such meta. 

ya gaana sab ko sunaayi deta hai??? 🤔🤔🤔

apparently rudra’s changed teams and is fully on bhaiyya’s side today. 😊😊😊

bhaiyya’s using opportunity to CLOSELY OBSERVE bhaabi 😚😚😚

anika’s turn! 

she’s better at this than he is! she’s got the phone waali tadi down pat! 

hein? “what the”? behenji yeh aapke pati ka dialogue nahi hai! 😟😟😟

aaaaaaand there goes the phone. 😬😬😬

damn girl, dat booty tho. 👅👅👅💦💦💦

um yeah, billu looks turned on af. 😏😏😏

aaaaaaand pinky’s here to ruin everything. 😒😒😒

my poor boy though. he’s sooooo close to tears. 😥😥😥

(great subtle acting by nakuul here, the clenched jaw, the pained swallowing. bruh, why can’t you be this toned down and effective in all scenes???) 

god, this tapasya nonsense again. 🙄🙄🙄

“MRS. OBEROI” 

yup. def taking a leaf outta omki’s book. 

he’s righteously outraged on HER behalf. she’s heartened and all dreamy eyed at her suddenly amazing pati, but oh, the guiltttttt. 😐😐😐

time for dadi to lecture. 😒😒😒

teesra challenge is... poverty? 🤔🤔🤔

hardy har har, what a fun game for these outrageously rich people to play! 😑😑😑

oh god, shivaay has to go live in a chawl. 😟😟😟

‘oh my god, i have to call the chawl ppl and warn them what’s coming. 😕😕😕’

billu’s overly confident. my god son, you should be hella scared. you won’t be able to survive. i’m middle class and *I* can barely survive middle class life in india before screaming to be put back on a plane home. 😶😶😶

rudra: yeh toh koi reality show jaise ho gaya; end mein bhaiyya bolenge “i’m SSO, mujhe is ghar se baahar nikalo!!!” 

“zero sambhaal ke!”

200 rs. dude. one of billu’s fancyass coffees for the day costs more than than. 😗😗😗

lmao “woh burger waala meal kar lena. veg. non veg toh aayega nahi.” 😂😂😂

yuppppp, no one’s nikaaling the gaadi for you, son. bus se jaa. 🚌🚌🚌

ok even the kurta he’s changed into is tooooooo fancy. 😕😕😕😕

dude, you have just 200 rs for the day. auto mein jayega toh 50% of the funds are gonna be over in that ride. 😣😣😣

LMFAO HE NEEDS TO BE HELPED UP INTO THE AUTO 😆😆😆

lmaooooooooooo SEAT BELT KAHAN PE HAI hahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣

of course, he’s worried about his hair. 🙄🙄🙄

LOL AUTOWAALA IS PLAYING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM OF ALL AUTOWAALAS: TUM TOH TEHRE PARDESI. HAHAHAHA. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

anika just lost her patience and told him to stop being an ass to the autowaala. lmaoooooo look at him sulkkkk. 😚😚😚

lololol everytime he wants to be called “hot” instead of cute, the universe sends him a sign that it’s not meant to be; pehle daadi, ab road mein khadda thanks to which he went and hit his head. 😆😆😆

“yahi toh iski best feature hai.” chance maar raha hai billllllu. 😏😏😏

“aaraaam se le jaana, lambe raaste se. koi romantic gaana nahi hai tumhare paas? O JAANA suna hai?” 

lolololololol this idiot 😂😂😂😂

ouff tejLana nonsense. fwding. where my rikara babiessss? 😩😩😩

here they are!!!!! 😊😊😊

this set looks familiarrrrrr? was it used in the bareilly track? 🤔🤔🤔

something’s shady about this guyyyyy who’s the caretaker. he might try to loot them too. 😐😐😐

awwww, he’s giving her his handkerchieffffff. 😘😘😘

who stole the murtis????? 😯😯😯

yup. this fucker with ALL TEH GOLD on him (more gold than anika at her wedding with vikram even) def. has something to do with its disappearance. 😤😤😤

oh thank god, om at least listened to her and believes her without awaiiii ka misunderstanding and drama. 🙄🙄🙄

ouff such long tejLana scenes.

omkara’s interrogation koi rang nahi laa rahi, toh dabanngggg gauri utar rahi hai maidaan mein. 😎😎😎

LMAO LOOK HOW TINY SHE IS OMG I WANNA PUT HER IN MY POCKET AND CARRY HER AROUNDDDDDD😱😱😱😊😊😊😘😘😘

time for her lame candy trick. 🙄🙄🙄

hahaha, om’s face. 😆😆😆

oufffff what even is going on with tejLana??? ouff i have to go read the written update now. 😒😒😒

eeeeeeeeee. how impressed he looks. my babies! 😊😊😊😘😘😘

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self confidence goals: ragini 😊😊😊

anika’s hiding and snooping game be hella weak. 🙄🙄🙄

god this baagad billa looks 🔥🔥🔥 in black. i can’t even. meri saansein ruk rahi hai yougaiz. 😧😧😧

LMAO SHIVAAY REFUSING TO TAKE THE HINT HAHAHAHA 😂😂😂

lololol the speed jis se anika prakat hui when ragini touched shivaay. 😆😆😆

“kaadha? what’s kaadha?” “this? this green green item is kaadha! drink this, and your health will be TAN TANA TAN TAN TAN TAARA!”

hahahahahaha shivaay’s faceeeeeeee. 😂😂😂

this family is super big on its weird kaadhas. i’m on team ragini. it looks weird and hell no to drinking it, no matter what you say, billu in black. 😒😒😒

pfffffffffft, these two be eye-fucking riiiiiiiiiight in front of her. kuch toh sharam karo. 😶😶😶

ragini makes valiant second attempt. 😌😌😌

success! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

lmaoooooooooo if looks could kill, there’d just be scorch marks on the floor where billu previously stood. 🙃🙃🙃

i’m not falling for this tej-jhanvi nonsense again. tej’s a dirty dog who will never sudharofy. he doesn’t deserve to even be on the same continent as jhanvi. 😑😑😑

“kitne dino baad hum normally baat kar rahe hai!”

yeah it’s so sad when someone trying to set you on fire and that puts a damper on civil conversation. 😕😕😕

ugh this simpering conversation is sooooo boringgggggg. im fwdinggggg. 😣😣😣

yup. fully called it. 🙄🙄🙄

WAZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAA QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEN I MISSSED YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU LOOKING FIRE AS EVERRRRRRRR 😍😍😍

... someone tell me where REAL bechaaaari svetlana is though. 😐😐😐

time for regularly scheduled Faraq Fight of the hour. 😊😊😊

baaat ka batangad. kaadha diya, zeher nahi. untwist your boxer briefs, billu. 🙄🙄🙄

he’s getting angsty and mad at her for believing that ragini is his fiancee, when that’s exactly what he wanted in the first place. stupidddddd boy. 😑😑😑

he’s thissss close to blurting out the truth. he’s this close to growling “how could you believe i could be remotely interested in anyone else?” 😌😌😌

oh ho, kabab mein omki. 😒😒😒

...yeh dikhaana tha? iske liye achcha khaasa sexy shivika moment kharaab kiya tha? 😠😠😠

ok rudra is the unfittest gym bunny i have ever seen. 10 crunches take it out of him???? son, i haven’t exercised since 2003, and *i* can do 10 crunches. 😕😕😕

also @ acp anda (as @vishwaspur calls her): who the fuckkkkkkk exercises with hair alll khulaaa and flowing around? 😑😑😑

caaaaasual misogyny time. nice to see that bit of rudra’s personality is constant. 😒😒😒

RETURN OF OLD SENSIBLE, SNARKY OMKARA. *CRYING OF HAPPY* 😭😭😭😭😭😭

pfffft, shivaay and his tarafdaari of baby brother. 😆😆😆

i honestly love how much shivaay babies rudra. it’s fucking adorable. 😚😚😚

ugh svetlana, girlllllllllll, you can honestly do SO MUCH BETTER? it painssssss me to see you waste your hotness on terrible tej. 😫😫😫

i just realised that i want svetlana and jhanvi to get together. like, as a couple. two amazing, beautiful queens. haaaaye. imagine the flawless. 😍😍😍 #jhanLana #makeItHappen

oufffffff, can this scene enddddddddd already? 😑😑😑

oh boy. what plan? will they steal jhanvi’s face next and put her in the freezer dabba? 😟😟😟

sarcasm singh oberoi needs to shut it. 😒😒😒

omkara is me. i am omkara. 🙄🙄🙄🙄

oh god are they going to sabotage his gym equipment? IT COULD KILL HIM, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS! 😧😧😧

of course pedantic singh oberoi has to sit and read the user manual. 😑😑😑

i relate with omki’s frustration level sooooo much rn. 🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽

why are pinky/shakti on the DBO set of OM? 🤔🤔🤔

TAMEEZ AND DISCIPLINE? WHAT IS THIS, GURUKUL OF MOHABBATEIN? 🙄🙄🙄

ooooooop, shaktiji calling pinky out on the reallll issue. 🙊🙊🙊

oh dang. shaant shaktiji is shaaant no more. 😬😬😬

pffffffft, bhains ke aage been kyun baja rahe ho shaktiji? go do some pooja-paath instead. 😕😕😕

but yeah, this is the slow start to the pinky ka redemption track, methinks. she’ll continue with her ragini wala plan for a while, but then she’ll do something that’ll be her “ek kadam” and the family will forgive her and accept her. whatever. i don’t even care anymore. i just need her to stop being so nasty so i can stop hating her. it’s exhausting. 😖😖😖

“ab toh aaj yeh machine rahegi, ya main rahoonga!”

famous last words. 🤐🤐🤐

📰📰📰 tomorrow’s headlines 📰📰📰: oberoi scion (no, not the hot and short rude one. or the one with the hair. the other one.) killed due to stupidity. absolutely no one surprised. we’re amazed he made it this far. 

eeeeeee callback to “haath chod” moment of yore! omkiiiiiii. alavoooooo. *pulls his cheeks* 😘😘😘

i need the mom of a hot guy to throw her son at me, the way pinky is throwing shivaay at ragini. 😌😌😌 #suchSexPositive #muchProgressive #Wow 

ragini’s amazing faces of the day: 

how the fuck is dadi expecting this whole fucking taj mahal sized mansion to be painted IN ONE DAY?????????? 🤔🤔🤔

awwwww bulbul and her adorable baby cheenkein. 😊😊😊

pft. what a contrived issue. and these idiots are sooooooo useless. 😒😒😒

literally just some pics of shivika being attractively annoyed/annoying: 

this is suchhhhhhhhhhhhh a stupidddddd “problem”, lord. literally just watching for shivika and om’s hella beautiful faces. 😒😒😒

wow. gale force winds blowing inside the room at romantic scene. amaze. 😐😐😐

so... gender reversed fairy lights scene from IPKKND/DBO then. but with... gym equipment. sure. 🤷🏽🤷🏽🤷🏽

it’s amazing how little fucks i give about these two as a couple. i’m literally more invested in prinkveer. 😕😕😕

OH MY GOD WHY WON’T THIS SCENE ENDDDDDDDDDD????????? FWD FWD FWD FWDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. can’t believe i’m having to sacrifice on bulbul screentime/rikara romance for this BS. 😒😒😒

there. there’s the beginning to pinky’s redemption. she’s going to try and expose him for jhanvi’s sake. but it’s gonna backfire and he’ll expose the truth about shivaay to fuck her over. oyyyy vey. 😬😬😬

these threeeee fucking idiots. don’t they have their own love/sex lives which are in shambles to attend to? khade ho kar vicariously getting kicks from the most thanda “love story” in the history of the world. 😒😒😒

greattttttt. back to square one. 😑😑😑

shivaay: “tum log ladne ke bahaane ko dhoond kyun rahe ho? come on, be nice to her, she helped you out.”

oh my god. OH MY GOD. irony just died a thousand fucking deaths right now. *lays flowers at its grave* 😧😧😧

ragini: comes to talk to shivaay.  shivaay: literally ignores her to turn to anika and randomly ask her what SHE’S up to. 😂😂😂

ohhhhhhhhh shivaaaay. why you even started this whole stupid engagement drama when you don’t even have the mettle to act on it for 10 minutes is beyond me. 🙄🙄🙄

oh nooo, ragini ki choppppp. 😋😋😋

pinky’s gonna do it. she’s gonna blurt it out. 😗😗😗

yuppppppppp. she’s... 

oh no, shaktiji is putting addddchan. and misunderstanding her intentions. 😐😐😐

I FULLY NEED JHANVI TO GONE GIRL TEJ’S ASS. LIKE YESTERDAY. PLEASE GOD. HE DESERVES TO BE STABBED IN THE FACE, THIS LYING SNAKE. 😡😡😡

ok, when someone is going to SUCH lengths to prove their story, it’s shady af. 🙄🙄🙄

yes pinky, please use your tedhaaa dimaag for productive things like these. leave your son alone for like a day, so he can get laid already.  😑😑😑

LMAOOOOOOOO WHY IS ANIKA SO SMUGLYYYYY SWAYING WHILE SHIVAAY LOOKS UNCOMFORTABLE? 😂😂😂😂😂

GENDA CHAAP DANT MANJAN. lolololol. 😆😆😆

produced by same company as chamko detergent??? 😁😁😁

of course he doesn’t know what manjan is. #burgerBachcha 🙄🙄🙄

GOD SHE’S SO STINKING CUTE I CAN’T EVEN. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE FOR ONE PERSON TO BE THIS CUTE? IT SHOULD BE BIOLOGICALLY IMPOSSIBLE! THE LEVELS OF CUTE IN HER BLOOD ARE TOO HIGH!!!!!!!!!!! 😧😧😧😧😧😧😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 

“shivaay, aap na meri baat kabhi nahi samjhenge.” “main toh tumhe hi nahi samajh paaya, anika. tumhaari baaton ko kya samjhunga.”

ooooop. things suddenly serious. though, is he talking still labouring under the misunderstanding, or does he Know™ about what she did? 🤔🤔🤔

“story kahin se kahin bhi pohunch jaaye, lekin yeh dono har do minute kisi na kisi pillar ke peeche hi milenge.” “ya phir RK pose mein!” 

lmaoooooooooo 😂😂😂

anika be like bitch i don’t have time for this passive aggressive emotional garbage. ANIKA OUT!!!!!!!!!! 😒😒😒

lololol om’s shiftyyyyyyyyy look. GODDDDD MAN, WHAT EVEN IS YOUR FACEEEEEEEEE I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUU 😍😍😍😍😍😍

hahaha khanna be hardcore shivika shipper from literally day 1. shivaay have dinner with some other ho? NOT ON HIS WATCH! ❌❌❌

pft such contrivedddddddd excuses. and these idiots are falling for it too. 🙄🙄🙄

how nice and convenient that there’s such strategic mood lighting that makes their skin look perfect and glowy. 😌😌😌

THIS ISN’T THE FUCKING STOREROOM. THIS IS THAT... ok idk what to call it, but it’s that random performance hall type space in their house. 😐😐😐 

waaah lighting got even more romantic. and there’s dinner too! 😇😇😇

me: waaay more excited about the food >>> the man. 😊😊😊

ooooooooooh. things getting serious. and angstyyyyyyyyyy. 😌😌😌

lmao what the fuck even is this tent nonsense? WHY WOULD YOU SET UP A TENT IN WHAT LOOKS LIKE A FULL-ON FUCKING STORM? HOW LONG IS OM PLANNING TO STAND THERE HOLDING ON TO THE DAMN THING????????? 😕😕😕

JUST GET IN THERE AND CUDDLE WITH HER, BOO. 🙃🙃🙃😚😚😚😉😉😉