#look people in my family do not like cabbage lmaoooo. I do though. I do.

[caterpillarinacave]

btw mutuals I'm giving you all a nice bowl of colcannon for this Halloween. piping hot, salty and buttery. yeah I'm giving you the scoop with the coin in it. or with the ring if that's what youre after. happy halloween. I hope the rest of the year is kind to you.

[ebonyslasher]

Hey!! Could I please request a headcanon for the slashers going to a family cookout with their s/o.

(Girl I know Jesse is going to be tearing that jerk chicken up)

Absolutely. Also girl yes tf he would. Matter of fact, we’ll start with him

Slashers going to a family cookout with their s/o:

Jesse always rolls with style, so it was standard to pull up in a Black 2020 Aston Martin Vanquish. Stuntin’ on everybody.

Your dad and uncles are posing and taking pictures by it lmaoooo; he doesn’t mind.

Also coming extra late lol. Shit started at 2 pm and you two came at 5 pm. Black people operate on cp time so there was plenty of food left.

Goes to pile up his plate with jerk chicken, ribs, yams, cabbage, etc. He wants to eat everything.

The fam knows about his.....”accident”, so they don’t give him a hard time about eating in a separate room.

Also they lowkey scared of him sooooooo....

Jesse ventures into one room where there’s a random baby sleeping.

Like who’s child is this????🤔🤔

He just goes into another one, which is thankfully empty. He was hungry as hell. And was excited to sip on that henny too.

Tears that jerk chicken up! 1 minute and that shit was gone lol it was good as hell. Loud as fuck smacking on that shit too.

Ends up spending the night cause y’all both drunk and full by the end of the night. Real slizzardddd🥴

Bo Sinclair

Bo hasn’t been to a cookout inna minute! Mostly cause everybody is made of wax except his brothers.

He’s another one who knows how to tear some shit up. Niggas named Bo don’t play about they food.

Honestly vibes well with your folks. He’s pretty respectful to everybody. He doesn’t feel out of place with them.

Y’all be roasting each other at home so he knows how to hold his own when your cousins try him lol.

Acts sweet with you grandma, mostly cause he wants her to slide him an extra piece of red velvet cake. 🙄Deceitful ass nigga lol.

Oh he’s playing cards with the main crew. Bo is good at it too, has a perfect poker face.

“BAM! Y’all ain’t got nothin’ on me!”

“Awww nigga shut up, you ain’t win. Musta cheated yo ass off!”

“Hellll Naw, I just got skills unlike you.”

When I say he goes to town on the food, he goes in. His eating style is literally chomping down on shit. We aren’t in a food competition sir.

Been to a million and 1 cookouts back in the day.

But, since the hood is scared of him, he hasn’t gone to one for a very long time.

Fortunately, being with you has calmed people down (somewhat), so he gets to go to your folks’ get together. They side eye the hell outta him when he gets there though.

He’s the one who always dancing and sayin “Whatchu know about this song youngin’?!”

Um everything, old ass man. We been hearing the same shit since we was kids. Don’t play😂😂😂😂

He jokes around with everybody. You can hear that ugly uncle ass laugh miles away. Like ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww lol. That’s your baby though.

He doesn’t go heavy on the food like you would expect. Why? 'Cause he made himself some to go plates and hid them while no body was looking.  

He’s a natural at cookouts lol that shit is engrained into his DNA.

He really don’t like being around a bunch of people😐

But, there’s food involved so he can tolerate it.

Ya moms, aunts, and cousins think he’s cute. 

“Where you get him from? Ooooo I like him.” 

“Umm he’s not for YOU. That’s my nigga, back off.”

If they try to come up and flirt with him he’s like nah bih. Get tf out tha way.

He’s there on a mission, for the food and food only.

He’s staring at the dessert table, ready to attack it and devour all of them. You lead him away before his attempt.

Sees the random baby sleeping on the bed when he does his mandatory snoop around the house. He wishes he could do that.

All the kids want to hang off his arms since he’s so tall. You have to save him from them cause his face said this ain’t it and never will be.

He gets one of every dish. Except anything that looks too green cause fuck veggies.

He has a food baby by the end of it. He’s so satisfied that he’s moving even slower than usual.

Your aunts all slide him an extra piece of their pie(s) that they saved for their favorites. Gladly takes them all.