#look out river liffey Im coming for ur ass
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Only nine more days till IRELAND
#I CANT FUCKING WAIT WOOOO#I GET TO SEE THE BRU NA BOINN!#there is NOTHING better than Archeology baby#Those dirty dirty European rivers mm mm mm#look out river liffey Im coming for ur ass#Oh my GOD and I get to go to Galway too Im so hyped bro#Waugh!#Cant wait to see those tiny tiny european highways again too#European highways are so itty bitty any time you come across another car you have to measure cock sizes#and whoever's dick is bigger doesnt have to pull over to let the other guy pass#if only Christos were here he would win every dick sizing#Christos is the Grecian chauffer that took us around athens for a few days <33 my beloved#Cant wait to see the book of Kells too fuck yeah#and I can have my slutty mimosas#cant drink in america fuck this baka country
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