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#look my boy is pining and i imagine kii might have had some kind of a crush but didnt realize it cause of the preassure on her

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Back on the Batclan AU cause I'm in the mood

The trip to the lake is still harsh even with the bats

But less cats die, and Tallstar survives cause Stephanie begged Jason to make sure he ate goddammit that's her favorite!

Mistyfoot takes over as Mistystar during this time and Alfred is happy to congratulate her she is grateful but confused by how he approaches her

Alfred is an enigma to the clans and no one can figure him out

Anyways to the lake

Once settled Jason, Leafpool and Crowfeather meet up to discuss the 3

Leafpool admits starclan has been harassing her about them which makes Crowfeather furious and Jason seethes

So they take a moment to cool off and discuss their options

Crowfeather has been working with Tallstae to find a better deputy than Onewhisker and they found a good candidate in Nightcloud

Crow then admits he doesn't want to be away from leafpool and would be willing to move where ever she goes

Jason encourages them to stay together

"It's obvious you deeply care about each other. Just because one cat couldn't juggle their duties as a Medicine cat and being a parent doesn't mean you cant!"

Leafpool admits she wants to be with crow but doesn't want to leave Thunderclan

They agree to approach Firestar first and tell him the situation then tell the clan as a whole

They ask Jason to go with them, hoping another medicine cat voicing his opinions will help, and Jason agrees but insists Redtip (Tim) comes to

He says they'll see why very quickly

They gather Tim and go to Firestar who is disappointed in his daughter

He agrees to let Crowfesther join if he can prove his loyalty which crow readily agrees to. He wants to be present in his mate and Kit's life and he already spoke to Tallstar who told him to follow his love

But Firestar tries to tell the clan himself and Tim blocks him, then this happens

The clan had gathered for some announcement but stopped as a ragged yowl left the leader's den.

"Don't be dumb! That's the last thing you want!" The voice of Redtip careened out into the camp making all eyes turn up. Redtip was blocking Firestar from leaving.

"Redtip I appreciate what you think-" firestar started only to be cut off.

"Don't tell me what I'm thinking! You don't know what's in my head! In your daughters mind! You do this and you'll only hurt everyone in your clan! Honesty is needed yes by why punish someone for loving?" The clan could only guess what was happening as suddenly voices went quiet. A few minutes later Firestar stepped out, followed closely by Redtip, Leafpool, Crowfeather and Doveslash. Firestar looked concerned but firm and Redtip was glaring at the gathered cats, almost asking them to misbehave.

"Cats of Thunderclan. I called you discuss a matter of the Warrior code. A matter that maybe, should have been talked about before. But first I wish to welcome Crowfeather to Thunderclan." Whispers filled the camp and Suddenly Doveslash was turning a look upon the warriors.

None dared speak their minds with the massive Tom staring them down. He may be a Medicine cat, but they had all seen him fight off a fox by himself on the journey. They knew he was capable.

"I will not speak for Crowfeather. His joining was his own decision, however onto the pressing matter. The Warrior code states that no Medicine cat may take a mate or have kits." The clan could sense where this was going. And the tension became tangible. "But this may not be the wisest rule. Who are we to say who can and cannot have kits or mates?"

"And what's to stop a Medicine cat from showing favoritism? Thats why we have the rule!" Ashfur spat. "You want to change it cause your own kit broke the rule! Don't ya?"

"Oh shut up! You decide to try and murder starclan because one Molly broke up with you!" Redtip suddenly spat and the clan froze. What? "Yeah. In the future. Doveslash knows these things. He always has! He'll the rest of Batclan does too! Doveslash just sees it clearer than the rest of us! You get turned down by Squirrelflight and decide to try and Murder her kits and after you die, you try to possess her future mate! Now shut up and sit down Ashfur."

The clan when cold and eyes turned to ashfur then to Redtip and Doveslash. Doveslash nodded.

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5 notes - Posted January 8, 2022

Been working on this Fic since before the holidays! Invader Zim Ocs the lot of them.

Kiz and Kii belong to @messinwitheddie

Ophelia and Thred belong to @sketchydesertghost

Food For Thought

The Smeeterys of Irk churned away below the surface of the planet and the Mother Control Brain, Tallest Kii, turned an idea over in her mind.

It was a rare day. The smog had been brushed aside by some combination of Wind and luck and the Night sky was clear above the land. It would remain so for a long time, according to her calculations. The Smeets and Smeetery workers did not know. But Kii saw and remembered a specific day, if only vaguely. A part of her, still clinging to the long gone past, wondered if she should let them see such a rare sight… like She had when Ophelia and Delta were around.

Thousands of years ago, In Hive Cadaver:

Fifi dodged the bustling drones with ease as she picked her way to Imperial Frylord Glip's special Kitchen. Her Brother was deeper in the Hive checking on a few loose ends for the upcoming ceremony and celebration. For when the Sun finally set, and the Irken Day truly began, the Hive would be hosting their 2 Allies in a celebration of their alliance. It was a Huge deal to Hive Cadaver, who often sat alone in the midst of any conflict.

Delta wanted to show as much Hospitality as possible. His infatuation, turned full on Love, for Kii drove him forward but Fifi also knew he greatly appreciated Tallest Ophelia as well. He wanted to Impress and give his 2 allies, his two Friends, a good time. A light flashed through Fifi's eyes, her scowl lightening slightly.

She knew and feared when Delta was Measured, that he would be alone at the top. He was a social Irken by nature, and craved Equal footing with those around him. His position as a Priest Helped some, getting him closer to the Council of Priests, but they still only saw him as Tallest, not Delta. Fifi tried to provide company, but she knew she couldn't fill the space by herself.

So when Kii first came into the picture Fifi knew Delta was craving that equal regard. And she Feared Kii would never give it to him, let alone acknowledge any of his strong suits. But Kii proved her wrong, and she thanked The Weaver everyday for that. Kii, while Harsh like Fifi, did not see Delta as below her. She didnt Worship him either thank Irk. She was sharp and serious and above all Caring, even if she buried it under all those quips.

Then Ophelia joined the cause. Though cryptic at times, as an Oracle was want to be, she was open and kind like Fifi's brother. Delta had found his Swarm, as the older Priests and officers said, happily over Cyder after shift. And Fifi was Glad for it. So of course she would Guarantee this Celebration went off without a hitch.

She would triple check every aspect of the Alliance ceremony herself. Roles Be DAMNED, her brother was going to enjoy himself. Her Friend Kii would get a chance to relax and so would Kiz.

And if Thred showed up Fifi wouldn't complain. The two drones had met briefly after Alliance negotiations with Ophelia a few weeks back. Thred had not been phased by Fifi's harsh and scowling moods, had even Called her a Blessing from the Weaver when they met! Fifi wondered if her Brother felt like this when Kii payed him compliments. Light and floating…

"Priestess! What bring ya round these parts?" Imperial Frylord Glip boomed as Fifi entered her kitchen. The Sharp Spicy smell of the Yulinip fruit fermented in a special cider mix filled the room as the Massive Round Frylord spooned large globs of Deadman's paste into a large bowl.

Glip was a Fat and tall lady, though she preferred the title Frylord. She had the softest and kindest smile with a slow drawl in her voice. She was always warm and comforting. Fifi did not mind being around her.

Glip was a rare beauty even in their Hive. Jet black skin shone with iridescent colors like rainbows on spilt oil. Sparkling gold Chitin covered her body like Stars. Well fed, strong, and most of all, warm, Lady Glip had many suitors in Hive Cadaver. But she was only interested in her cooking and fermentation. Fifi respected that, Glip knew who she was, and loved herself fully.

It was funny, Fifi thought, Glip had gotten her Position shortly before Delta hit his growth spurt. Glip had been a young Frylord in the kitchens when Late Tallest Fiddle had found her experimenting with a better fermentation liquid for the all Important Deadman's Paste. The Paste was incredibly spicy but needed a massive punch of flavor. Fifi remembered the one time she and Delta tried the Hot Pot Deadman's Paste was used for as Smeets. It had been Hot sure. Very hot, but that was It. No flavor, just heat. Tallest Fiddle had been severely disappointed.

Then Glip had gotten it into her head to Fix it without the former Imperial Frylord finding out. She stole the ingredients and the guarded Recipe for the paste and worked and worked for Years. Until Fiddle found her and tried the experimental paste. Fiddle had fired the old Imperial Frylord then and there and Promoted the Young Glip for her care and obsession with true flavor. Ever since no one complained about any food that came from the Mess halls. Glip insisted on strict quality control, but also welcomed changes and improvements so long as they passed Quality testing.

Fifi, no All of the Hive knew there was no Frylord better.

"I am simply making my usual rounds Frylord." Fifi said and Glip smiled widely.

"Well Ma'am ah know ya don't enjoy as much heat as yer brother but Ah got some new pies ya might like. The new Apprentice down in the fifth Crypt Mess had been experimenting and found a great new fillin!" Glip bragged about the apprentices a lot. They were her legacy, she said. And Fifi believed it.

"I would not begrudge a taste. You and the apprentices only allow the finest into the hands of the Hive." Fifi said plainly. Glip laughed and blushed a bright Violet.

"Aw Shucks Fifi, that's Mighty Kind of ya! We just want good food for yall, nothing more!" Glip said, grabbing a small Steaming pie from the counter. It was made of Hot Nitro Crust pastry, giving it a silvery sheen and a short texture. It was in the shape of a pair of wings, a symbol of good fortune in Hive Cadaver, and smelled of tangy, and sharp veggies. Fifi could pick out the faintest whiff of Gurlic Meal, a rare delicacy in the Hive made from dried and ground Gurlic worms.

Fifi Idly wondered if Delta had harvested his colony of Gurlics too soon in an attempt to impress. But Glip seemed to know the answer.

"Ah had saved some Gurlic meal from tha Last batch Tallest Delta had made. When the apprentice came asking about it ah gave him a little to experiment with. It adds a great flavor profile to tha mellow Siggurain Root Pulp and tha Black Heel Fungus. Should be Nutty and tangy with ah fresh aftertaste of Citrus!" Glip explained as Fifi tasted.

It was exactly as Glip said. A smooth puree of Siggurain root gave the entire pie a silky texture and a nice clear citrus aftertaste on top of its mellow flavor, with chewy Rich Black Heel fungus adding Tang to the entire pie. The Gurlic Meal shot through with a crumbly texture in the crust and the nutty flavor the Hive adored.

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9 notes - Posted January 13, 2022

More of the usual Batfam has!

I said I'd come back to Jason and Pigeons/doves yeah?

Well he keeps them, he has a coop on top of his apartment building that he built.

He takes very good care of his flock and even Damien can't find fault in his care for them

They are all named after his favorite book characters

They are really smart birds and know who Jason is in and out of costume! Once Jason was held by Joker who was bragging about killing him again

Only to be SWARMED by flock of angry Pigeons and Doves

Joker fears the birds now

Jason gave them so many treats for that

BRUCE gave the birds treats for that!

More Meatloaf? More Meatloaf

So Meatloaf, Tim's Sphinx, absolutely has Opinions on his dates

She likes Brenard well enough, he supplies treats but doesn't really stop Tim from pulling all nighters

Then again Meatloaf is the only one besides Alfred who can reliably make Tim go to bed at any point

Meatloaf ended up following Tim on patrol once

Red Robin was facing Scarecrow when this sweater wearing bald cat showed up screeching in a mechanical voice "SLEEP NOW!" Repeatedly

It freaked Crane out a bit but didn't stop him from trying to fight Tim

Only for said cat to latch onto his face and start viciously clawing his face while chanting Sleep Now

Crane got a new fear that night

And Tom had a heart attack and took Meatloaf home imediatly

Sadly it didn't STOP HER FROM FOLLOWING HIM BACK OUT

She kept doing this till he went back to the manor and went to bed

Alfred has asked Meatloaf to do that to Bruce but they know it won't work

So instead they have Meatloaf translate for Ace to convince Bruce to take a God damned break!

Look Meatloaf knows which pets will convince which Bat to rest

Some don't need convincing, Steph, Duke and Barabra will gladly take breaks when they need to

Others are more stubborn

So Meatloaf started a sorta vigilante group of her own

It's made of herself, Jason's flock of birds, Ace, King Murder (Damian's puppy), Haley (Dick's Dog), Bat cow and a few of the bats that live in the batcave

They team up to ensure their bullhead humans rest and don't die of exauhstion

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9 notes - Posted January 8, 2022

I'm sick with a stomach bug so while I'm laying in bed Batfam headcannons

If anyone in the mansion gets sick Alfred makes them take a break until they are at 100 percent again

Yes even you Master Bruce

You can't bribe Alfred he will make you stay home

Everyone has their own sick meals that the others make for them those who aren't sick usually run to get supplies while Alfred cares for the sick ones

Jason does help make the soups occasionally if he isn't sick

But more often than not Jason and or Dick and Damien are on Guard duty to ensure the patient doesn't try to go on patrol.

As for everyone's go to sick foods

Bruce always wants the classic chicken noodle soup if his stomach can handle it. It's an old Wayne recipe and one of the many he has memorized and has made for his own kids. Alfred always makes it for him when Bruce is sick.

Said chicken noodles soup is made from a bone broth, The household has a habit of keeping the bones from meals to make broths and chicken is no different. The bones are stewed with meat, fat and cartilage still clinging to it for several hours at a low simmer. Adding in celery salt, garlic, onion powder, oregano and a dash of ground ginger the broth itself is super comforting. Alfred adds back in any leftover chicken from the carcass or a previous dinner and adds lightly sautéed onion. Carrot and celery. Finally adding in to the serving bowl a healthy mound of egg noodles and the soup is ready

Dick wants goulash if he can handle it, the recipe was one his father used to make for him when he was sick as a little kid. Slow simmered beef chunks in a tomato based broth with soft flavorful onion and garlic and served over a Maize porridge.

Alfred spent years when dick first arrived piecing the recipe back together from Dick's vague memories of helping his father make it. When the recipe was completed it was spot on to how Dick remembered it.

Jason wants toast with peanut butter that's it. He is prone to stomach bugs and does not want anything too heavy. On occasion when he is sick but can eat more he wants The Wayne's chicken noodles soup.

Barbara likes Rice when sick. Too many flavors never helps her feel better so the plainer the better. She may add a tiny bit of butter but not much else

Tim wants tomatos. That's it. This boy only wants tomatoes when sick but can't exactly get away with only tomatoes so he usually has a tomato soup. He is banned from caffeine when sick and it usually only makes ot worse (briefly) before the headache passes.

Stephanie wants Irish Potato soup and toast when sick. Fatty ham fried until slightly brown and them drowned in a light chicken broth with potatoes. It always makes her feel better. It's salty too, so she knows she is staying hydrated with how much water she downs when eating it.

Cass didn't get sick days growing up and is still unsure what she would prefer. Usually Bruce makes her the Wayne family Chicken noodle soup, but she usually doesn't want to eat when sick.

I Honestly don't know what Duke would ask for when sick. But it would be warm and feel like a Hug. I still don't know much about Duke and I will circle back to him as I get a better feel for him I promise!

Damien wants either lentil soup or Congee. His Grandmother was Arabic and Chinese, and Talia would give him either Congee when he needed something bland, or Lentil soup if he needed nutrition. (Good Mom Talia only in this house) the first time Damian got sick at the manor Bruce contacted Talia and asked for the recipes. She came over and taught him and The other Bats (mainly Jason and Stephanie since they can actually follow a recipe) how to make not just those dishes, but several others Damien loves.

When Bruce ended up sick later that month Damien insisted Alfred taught him how to make the Wayne Chicken noodle soup, but added a few tweaks (cardamom and Colocasia aka Egyptian Taro) Bruce loved it and the recipe was added to the Wayne family recipe collection

Now when Alfred is sick, The Batfam all stay in, calling in friends and allies to cover their patrols. Alfred takes care of them they take care of him. He prefers simple chicken broth if he is truly bad or Eggs and soldiers if he is feeling OK.

Note, when Alfred is sick the Nats split up his duties based on who can do what without giving the man a heart attack. This means

Jason, Stephanie, Duke and Damien have the kitchen. They cook for everyone but especially Alfred

Dick, and Cass clean any mess that happens.

Bruce, Tim and Barbara do paperwork duties and errands

If the Bats absolutely have to go out on Patrol they fight over who stays behind to care for Alfred. One from each of the sections remains behind. More often than not it ends up being Jason in the Kitchen, Dick cleaning, and Barabra doing errands ect.

If all of the Bats are sick (Alfred included), Diana and Clark usually drop by to make sure both the Bats don't set themselves on fire/try to work, and that Gotham stays protected.

The day Wonder Woman showed up and kicked Joker's teeth in was documented by many a confused hostage and one Overjoyed and very Flustered Harley Quinn.

When the press asked why Wonder Woman was in Gotham she said the Bats needed a sick day and it was duly noted by all of the rogue Gallery.

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19 notes - Posted January 6, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

I'm gonna write a bit on my Invader Zim OCs today, specifically the 5 Star Alliance! Its an alliamce of 5 Hives stationed on a large Island in the middle of the ocean. For context I headcannon that the ocean is made of either Hydrogen or Nitrogen. Irkens Hydrate by absorbing moisture through their skin, though it isnt water.

Some basic Alliance information. The 5 Star Alliamce was an Ancient Alliance made of 5 Hives. On the Coast was Hive Opal, they commonly had Natural Pak legs and could skim across the Oceans like water Skimmers. They made up the Bulk of the Alliance Navy force and supplied the other Hives with Seafood and resources found only at sea.

Beyond the coasts was a vast windswept Desert where Hive Sol sat. Hive Sol commonly had camoflauge based mutations or Bioluminece. They acted as the spies and Historical archives. Hive Sol has the largest collection of lost knowledge on Irk including a Genetics Vault. At its peak Hive Sol had information on the movements of every Hive on Irk.

Just beyond the Desert was a large tract of extremely fertile land. Hive Traktor lived here, tending to the land and keeping the Alliance fed. The Irkens of Hive Traktor also worked to ensure the other territories had some farm land available in case Hive Traktor ever fell. Their innovations and agricultural theories were advanced for their time before the Hive's collapse. They also worked and created the Alliance's massive network of trade routes across the island and the world at large.

Hive Traktor's land ends at the foot of a sheer cliff. Formerly active Volcanoes these mountains are impenetrable, unless you cross through Hive Geo. Hive Geo's entire territory is underground, this means the most common mutations in the Hive are Bioluminece, dark Vision, and Melanin heavy skin tones. Hive Geo is a Mining and Smithing Hive, they mine out valuable metals and gems from their mountain homes and share them across the Alliance. Their homes are protected by the Mountains themselves as the only way through to the Final Hive is by going through Hive Geo or their Mines.

Finally within the Ring of Mountains that make up Hive Geo is a massive tropical basin. Dense rainforest dotted with open meadows fills the space and is Home to Hive Octave. Hive Octave is composed of mostly Female Irkens, something very rare, and they have long Corkscrew antenna which allows each Hive member to hear even the slightest change in tone or Pitch. Hive Octave are the Foot soldiers of the Alliance and the Crafts men. Art is both a weapon and the highest honor in the Hive. Hive Octave citizens often travel to other Hives in the Alliance to assist with any projects from construction to Festival planning. The Frylords of the Alliance go to Hive Octave to train as well.

These 5 Hives made up the 5 Star Alliance. To ensure each Hive remained true to the Alliance many of Irk's important festivals and events were taken on as a group. All wars were fought with all 5 members adding to the army. In particular Fertility Festivals were held together.

For Fertility Festivals the Hives Tallest would separate the fertile Irkens into 2 groups. First would be those who stayed behind for a Local Fertility festival, as they were dubbed "lesser" either due to health, height, or unwanted genetic material being present. This group would have their own festival on a much smaller scale. The second group were those who were dubbed worthy and would go to the Mass Festival held with all 5 hives. Every Hive brought something specific to these events and were encouraged to have swarms with drones outside their Hives. This kept unity and diversity within the alliance.

More specific details on the Hives and their historical figures will come in another post. But the Founders will be touched on!

The legend of how the Five Star Alliance was found is less Myth and more History. While some elements were fabricated the core of the myth is truth.

The Alliamce began with The Colossus died and her empire Splintered. The founders were five taller Irkens each of whom carried the mutations common in their hives. The five of them had been friends under the Colossus' rule and tried to stick together. When the fighting began the friend gathered as many cadets, Smeets and Drones together and fled for the sea. They set sail, hoping to find a new home away from the fighting. They sailed for 5 years and began to lose hope that they would ever find land again. Then one night they saw five stars shoot across the sky and fall upon a single spot in the distant horizon. As they watched the five Taller Irken heard the Weaver speak to them as she guided them to a new home. Upon landing on the island they would call home The Weaver spoke once more. She divided the land into five parcels, giving one to each Taller Irken to rule. From there the five friends built their hives and created the Alliance.

Hive Opal was founded by Tallest Reef, he had Natural Pak legs and took to the sea with ease. Those who also took to the sea stayed within his Hive.

Hive Sol was founded by Tallest Apollo, he was iridescent and gleamed in the moonlight. He was a scholar and a nosy Tallest. Those who took to knowledge and spy work stayed within his Hive.

Hive Traktor was founded by Tallest Terra. She was slim yet strong and loved to grow and care for the flora and fauna. Those with a knack for agriculture and botany stayed within her Hive.

Hive Geo was founded by Tallest Slate, he was as Grey as the stones he mined. He had a sixth sense for mining and forging. He took to the mountains and those with a passion for mining joined his Hive.

Finally Hive Octave was founded by Tallest Octavius. He had long Corkscrew antenna and was dotted with dark spots. He was an artistic and maternal fellow who discovered how to turn art into a means of defense. Those with an artistic flair joined his Hive.

These five were the founders of the Five Star Alliance. They wrote the first set of laws the Alliance must abide by. A set of Laws that Tallest Olst, the last Tallest of Hive Traktor, would disregard, thus ending 3 out of the 5 Hives in the late first Era. But more on him later. This is the basics of the Alliance.

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a-wanderin-whirlybird · 3 years ago

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Been working on this Fic since before the holidays! Invader Zim Ocs the lot of them.

Kiz and Kii belong to @messinwitheddie

Ophelia and Thred belong to @sketchydesertghost

Food For Thought

The Smeeterys of Irk churned away below the surface of the planet and the Mother Control Brain, Tallest Kii, turned an idea over in her mind.

Thousands of years ago, In Hive Cadaver:

She would triple check every aspect of the Alliance ceremony herself. Roles Be DAMNED, her brother was going to enjoy himself. Her Friend Kii would get a chance to relax and so would Kiz.

Fifi, no All of the Hive knew there was no Frylord better.

"I am simply making my usual rounds Frylord." Fifi said and Glip smiled widely.

"I would not begrudge a taste. You and the apprentices only allow the finest into the hands of the Hive." Fifi said plainly. Glip laughed and blushed a bright Violet.

Fifi Idly wondered if Delta had harvested his colony of Gurlics too soon in an attempt to impress. But Glip seemed to know the answer.

"Perfect once again, Frylord. I'll pass it along to Delta. That Apprentice can expect a reward or even a promotion after the celebration." Glip's smile widened.

"Ah'll let him know! Ah was thinkin of taking him as mah own Apprentice if-"

"Granted." Fifi cut through, Glip smiled broadly.

"Thank yah Kindly. Then Ah'm gonna collect him for the rest of the prep. Oregano deserves to help make the Ignis Splooch." Glip said bouncing over to the nearest radio and calling the lower levels. Fifi waited until the Apprentice, Oregano arrived, and officiated the official change in mentors before ducking out with a small plate of spicy treats for her brother.

Walking down passed the Ani-Chambers, filled with Priesthood Apprentices clearing away weaving projects to make room, and passed the Farm crypts, Fifi belined for a specific set of doors.

They were deep under the Hive, ancient and sealed with massive stone carved doors. Made by the Founding Priests and Tallest of Hive Cadaver. Inside was the Crypt Farm run by the Tallest of the Hive. Every Tallest got to grow or raise what they pleased within its doors. No one remembered who was buried there. But it was whispered that it was the founders themselves. The chamber was supposed to be for Tallests only.

But since when did Fifi ever care about such things?

Fifi nudged the door open, careful to make sure nothing escaped the door as she stepped in and closed it. The chamber was lit by glowing Bugs sliding along the walls and ceiling, clinging to the long eroded stone sarcophagus' filling the walls. Faded etchings telling the true story of the Hives Founding filled the empty space between.

And at the far end of the room Fifi's beloved Brother crouched over a sea of tiny worm Mounds, carefully picking any Molds or parasites away and whispering soft trills to the colony of Gurlics.

Fifi quietly approached him, gently tapping on his shoulder. He didn't startle, his movements were very slow and deliberate whenever he worked with his Gurlic Colony. They were very delicate worms and the slightest change could kill the entire colony. Delta was a perfectionist at heart and poured all of those impulses into raising his colony for the kitchens.

Delta smiled softly. "Food for me sister?"

His voice was soft and gentle, barely a whisper on the wind. And Fifi nodded, matching her voice to his.

"Yes. You have not left for days Del. I know you worry but I can guarantee nothing is amiss." Fifi rarely spoke softly or kindly. The only times anyone heard such a voice was when she comforted her brother. And no one else was ever present for such moments. She ensured it.

Her Brother was soft and kind and wonderful. She was glad the Hive accepted it at least on the surface. But Delta never fully showed how deeply his kindness and his softness went. He was an Irken with delicate sensibilities and a Splooch too big and open for their people. To Big and Kind for war.

Fifi knew, despite being glad to have known and met Kii and Ophelia, he feared his true soft nature would push them off. How after a funeral he cried, how he shut down when faced with the aftermath of battle. He had to work himself up to fight. He always had to. So when he got scared he came to his Gurlics. Raising them required softness, kindness, and the overwhelming need to make things comfortable and nice. No loud noise. No shouting or bustling. Just slow movements, a soft voice, and a gentle hand.

He was energetic yes, but that was never something that stopped his softness.

Fifi loved his soft Splooch. Loved his kind voice. His Gentle hand and his ever burning desire to ensure everyone was safe and happy no matter what.

So Fifi was hard and sharp for both of them. She ordered she demanded, she yelled, and she Snapped. No one. Ever. Would step on her brother. She always was from the moment they opened their eyes and he Cried at how bright everything was. She kicked and yelled and pushed the other smeets and adults away to keep them from scolding him.

Always.

"I know, I'm sorry Fi." He whispered taking a pie and breaking off a bit of crust for the squirming Gurlics. The glowing worms happily took the crust and glowed even brighter as Delta finally took a small bite.

He was to worried to be hungry. But he still ate with Fifi there. So she stayed with him in silence. Sitting besides him on the floor of the sacred crypt, she leaned her head against his tense shoulders. Her touch and the slow consumption of food relaxed him greatly. After several hours of silent munching and sitting Delta spoke.

"Glip did not make this recipe."

"No, her now Apprentice did. Oregano wanted to experiment and made this, Glip wanted to offer him the Position so I oversaw the transfer."

"Good. Oregano deserves it. He is one of Folla's swarm yes? Folla stuck so close to the few smeets Twilight had. Only 3…" Tears welled up in Delta's eyes, he always got tears when Talking about Folla and Twilight. The two had been a Hive wide phenomena, dancing around one another for years before finally becoming Life partners. Then Once everyone had celebrated, they decided to have a swarm. It was a horrible pregnancy. Twilight had died mid delivery of their tiny swarm of 3 smeets. Oregano was the eldest with Soot in the middle and Sparks being the youngest. They had to cut Sparks out of Twilight's dead body. It had been Delta's second fertility festival and the most gruesome ever. He had openly cried when he held the dagger. Folla had not said a thing. Neither had the other mothers in labor. But Fifi had stomped out any rumors the Guard tried to spread herself.

A little murder helped but Fifi never shared this info. Fifi gently stroked Delta's antenna as he cried gently into his robes. It took a bit before Delta cleared his eyes.

"His mother is smiling upon him Del. And Folla was called as were his brother and sister. Let the tears out." Fifi soothed. Delta merely sniffed and shook his head.

"Not now. I need to focus and not get emotional." Delta said firmly, more trying to convince himself, than Fifi. It meant he was past the worst of the fear and sadness. Fifi smiled softly and a bit awkwardly.

"Ok. Then let's head up. Glip and her new Apprentice are prepping the Hot Pots." Fifi said softly as the siblings rose to their feet. The Gurlics scuttled away into their Burrows as they dislodged themselves from Delta's robes. Delta Giggled lightly as the little bugs rolled softly to the ground, clicking faintly as they went. Fifi smiled as they walked away, closing the door behind them.

It would all be ok.

Kii and Kiz were the first to the Hive's gates. Kiz found the entrance to Hive Cadaver a little off putting. It was an ancient structure built in honor of their Founder's measuring. Intricate and detailed depictions of deaths and Lives were carved into crude wrought iron gates as dramatic swoops and swirls formed the hinges. It was too much for Kiz's taste.

Oh But her Pie Slice loved it deeply! She always got that old twinkle in her eye when she saw it. Kii had long adored such things, found them elegant. Kii stopped showing her awe when she was measured. Kiz missed it. To see Kii, even briefly, show her awe and wonder on her sleeve made Kiz so happy.

The gates creaked open, as unIrkly sound as it was Haunting. Like a Gothic opera. Kii quickly schooled her features and straighted as the familiar form of Tallest Delta and High War Priestess Fifi broke through. Fifi was scowling as usual, her eyes lighting up with mischief as her friends came into view. Tallest Delta was standing Tall besides his sister, eyes bright and eager as a warm smile dance across his face.

Both wore the traditional robes for this ceremonial feast. Light flowing robes made of so fine a silk that they tended to float with any movement, yet thick enough to obscure the body. A Layer of iridescent Gossamer shone above the silks. Long bell shaped sleeves floated along behind them like clouds.

Kiz and Kii both appreciated Hive Cadaver's intricate and deeply cherished traditions. The Robes were always a delight to see (Though neither wished to ever see the Robes Delta wore to give Smeets their rites after a miscarriage. They had seen it five times now.) And the Hive proudly wore them all.

Kiz caught a look in Kiis face, one she still had yet to decipher. It seemed almost wistful.

"Tallest Kii! Lady Kiz! It is a pleasure to see you both, as always!" Delta greeted, arms swept out in a grand gesture. It earned a chuckle from the drones as Delta often did. He was silly and didn't hide it! Kiz found that very very refreshing.

The Laughing Tallest, Kiz had heard some of the Dronws calling Delta that. Kiz had informed Kii of the Nickname and had been delighted when Her pie slice had immediately decided to tease Delta about it. Kiz was overjoyed with how much Kii opened up once more when Delta, Fifi and now Ophelia were involved. Kiz missed her little firey Pie slice.

"Tallest Delta, Lady Fifi, a Joy as always." Kii greeted, a small smile tugging at her lips. Delta lit up and smiled wider

"Come come! Glip has the feasts prepared and Ophelia should be arriving soon!" Delta ushered the visitors in with a dramatic bow, earning more chuckles from the drones. Kii could not stop the small smile from spreading as Delta kept up the theatrics.

The main banquet hall of Hive Cadaver was as dramatic and elegant as the gates. Filled with nooks and crannies for hidden lounging and massive, ancient cooking fires. Food stations lined the center on the hall and two huge Stoneware pots bubbled at the end of the hall. Glip and Oregano were flitting between the hot pots, adding massive platters filled with raw ingredients to the boiling broths. The distinct, eye watering scent of Deadman's paste filled the room, mingling with the scents if pies, salt and sugar. Kii's drones joined the bustling Kitchen staff, adding their collections of salty snacks to the tables and offering platters of local ingredients for the Hot Pots.

Many were excited as Ophelia had promised to bring real Meat. Her Hive still had functional farm lands and livestock and Hive Cadaver did not. Many were excited to try it.

Kiz watched as Delta chatted with Kii, the two gliding away towards the lounge spaces built specifically for special guests. Kiz and Fifi had a spot there as well but the two had opted to hang back.

"Im getting impatient Kiz." Fifi said earnestly. Or as earnestly as Fifi could be without sounding angry. Kiz sighed.

"Dont push them. It will only upset them, Smeetie." Kiz lightly scolded as Fifi rolled her eyes.

"Neither are going to budge! Kii is too stubborn and oblivious and Delta is too polite to try and say anything!" Fifi bemoaned. Kiz chuckled.

"They will figure it out Fifi. I know they will, but we must let them." Kiz said wisely. Anyone with working brains could tell both Delta and Kii had feelings for eachother. But both were too dumb to see it. Kiz knew where Fifi was coming from. She had to watch her brother danced around his own feelings for Kii out of fear of hurting her. And Kiz had to watch Kii swallow any emotion that made her seem weak. But Kiz was positive Kii would realize her feelings soon. Since aligning with Delta. Kii was returning to her old self more and more. It make Kiz happy.

Next to her Kiz watched Firi tense then suddenly relax. A goofy twinkle filled her eyes. Kiz followed where Fifi was looking, catching sight of Tallest Ophelia and her entourage entering the hall. Fifi watched a very specific Irken as she fluttered into the Hall. A pale skinned female with elegant wings and 4 arms, chubby and smiling with her whole face.

Kiz had met the Irken before, Ophelia's Imperial Seamstress Thred. Kiz could not help the giggle that escaped.

"It seems romance runs in the blood my dear." Kiz teased as Fifi blushed furiously, frowning deeply.

"At least I did something about it!" Fifi muttered back, her usual fire fading to embarrassment. Kiz gently pat Fifi's arm as Thred caught sight of the two and began to approach.

"I never said you didn't dear. I'm happy for you." Kiz said.

"Lady Fifi!" Theed called, swooping in and landing besides Fifi with a massive smile.

"Hello Thred." Fifi said, her usual harsh tones oh so slightly softened. Thred smiled widely.

"Its been a while, I missed you darling!" Thred said, and Kiz took that as her sign to leave.

Waving the two good bye Kiz went after Ophelia to Kii and Delta as Thred and Fifi stole away to catch up.

Delta couldn't stop smiling as he caught Fifi and her love sneaking away.

"Whats so funny?" Kii asked, following his gaze and gasping. "When did that happen? How did that happen?!"

Delta laughed. Kii and Fifi had a solid friendship built on mutual attitudes and humor. They loved to tease eachother, it was how they showed their care.

"During a meeting with Ophelia. We had a break and were discussing common genetics in our hives. Ophelia introduced Thred and I couldn't resist bringing Fifi in to meet her. Thred seems to enjoy Fifi's natural grumpiness and blunt nature. And Fifi will never say it, but she finds Thred sweet and even said she could listen to her talk about weaving and tailoring for hours!" Delta chipped proudly. Kii snorted.

"I am glad for her, though I wonder how anyone could stand Fifi's nature." Kii teased. "You have the patience of the sun, i can only imagine Thred has the same!"

"Thred is very patient indeed. But I found she favors honesty and curiosity above all else." Ophelia said as she joined the other two tallests in the lounge. Kiz sat near Kii as Ophelia sat down with them. "Most cannot match Delta for patience I find."

"Oh please, I'm not that patient!" Delta insisted, unsure on how to take all the compliments.

"You are." Kii said plainly.

"Yes You are." Ophelia added, Delta pouted.

"My Tallests! The Food is ready." Oregano said, the young Frylord apprentice had popped up before them with bowls for the Ignis Splooch Hot Pot. "Ah and Frylord Glip asked that I inform you, one of the Pots is a non spicy version we have been working on since the last event. We know some of the drones do not handle the heat well."

Oregano was trying to be careful in noting it was actually because Delta noticed Kii barely ate any last time. But it was a bit obvious to Kiz and Ophelia.

"Thank you Oregano, and congratulations on your apprenticeship with Glip. Those pies you made were wonderful." Delta praised and Oregano blushed.

"Th-thank you my tallest! I hope to be able to make even more new recipes soon!" Oregano sputtered in utter glee. Delta chuckled along with a distant smile. Kii had seen the look before, hiding just beneath Delta's gleeful and confident mask. Kii knew the look and why he hid it. Weakness is not a luxury any Tallest had. But Delta was Irken like anyone else, and he felt his emotions deeply. Kii wondered if that was why she felt more at ease around him. Delta never fully embraced the idea of the perfect tallest, emotionless, aggressive and cruel. He was goofy, and kind and comfortably showed a former enemy more kindness than they deserved. It was part of the reason she felt at ease around Ophelia too. She was blunt and honest yet kind and patient.

"Lady Kii would you like a drink?" Delta's question broke through Kii's musings.

"Yes, thank you Tallest Delta." Kii said as she grabbed her bowl and rose. Delta nodded with a warm smile.

"Caf, Cyder or Hoshara?" Delta asked. Hoshara was a thick, creamy drink made with a grain Hive Cadaver grew called Ophuet, it had a rice like texture and would be cooked down with water until it formed a thick paste. Deiol, a Coconut like fruit, would be fermented ahead of time until it made a thin, sweet liquor. This liquor would be added with a healthy dollop Deiol whipped cream and a hint of Giriganta bark, which was like cinnamon in flavor. Kii adored the drink.

"Hoshara please." Kii said calmly, though Delta could see the twinkle of joy in her eyes. Delta chuckled.

"Coming right up!" Delta floated away, and Ophelia gave Kii a Look. Kii rolled her eyes. Ophelia, like Fifi, liked to playfully tease her.

Kii rose with Ophelia, bowl in claw, and made their ways to the Hot Pots. Kii had been surprised by Hive Cadaver's intense love of spicy foods. The Ignis Splooch Hot Pot was the hottest item the Hive made. Kii had warned Ophelia already about the dish. To see that there was a new Hot Pot besides the Ignis Splooch was a great thing.

"How do you know when it's done?" A drone asked one of Ophelia's Hive drones. Kii turned to look. A group of drones from all three hives were staring at the thin, nearly transparent slices of meat on the Dipping table. The fuzzy drone from Ophelia's hive smiled.

"Ah, well it needs to be entirely purple to be done! A nice deep indigo-ish color, you just cook it like the artificial meat! A few seconds in the boiling broth and-" the Drone dipped a slice of meat into the Ignis Splooch broth and swirled it for a bit, then withdrew it to reveal a deep purple meat. "Its done!"

"Woaah! Thats amazing! I can't wait to try!" One of kii's drones cooed in excitement. Kii bit back a smile.

Her hive was enjoying themselves,good! This was a celebration!

Kii found herself drifting towards the Ignis Splooch herself. Last time she ate it, the broth had been far too spicy for her tastes. But she had soldiered on and consumed a bowl none the less. Now she found herself craving that burn. She skirted around the Drones, giving them their space to enjoy themselves.

Kii grabbed some Siggurain root, leafy Pitit vegetables, her hives famous salted Ibinalm Chips for garnish, and cooked up a healthy helping of both artificial and real Meat. Pitit was a Bok choice like veggie with a fresh taste when just barely cooked. It was soft but not mushy, and had brilliant, plump pink leaves. Meanwhile Ibinalm was a pulpy stalk fruit with a floral aroma and a flavor similar to carrots. When salted and left to dry it became crumbly and sweet, Kii's Hive added tons of salt and seasonings to it and left them to dry in a smoking room for months.

Kii then set her own bowl aside and grabbed the second bowl she had brought over. It was Delta's and she loaded it up with Yulinip fruit, Root veggies, and broth topping it with a healthy layer of real and artificial meat. She also added an ingredient she had made herself.

Satisfied with the helping Kii returned to the table. Ophelia had a bowl of the not Spicy hot pot and was munching on a hand pie. Delta had returned as well, a Steaming mug of Hoshara in front of Kii's spot. He had just been standing and blinked in surprise when he saw Kii.

"Ah! That's where my bowl wandered off to!" Delta teased lightly, kii rolled her eyes, unable to stop the small smile pulling at her lips.

"Yes well, you got us drinks, and you would Not stop talking about your excitement to try real meat last meeting, so I made sure to snag you some." Kii teased back as Delta pouted light heartedly for only a moment.

"Ah, well what can I say? I've been very curious!" Delta said with a big smile before bowing and gesturing to the table. "Please after you!"

Kii sat down, moving between Ophelia and Delta. She slid Delta's bowl to him, stuffed to the brim with Spicy foods. Delta eyed it in excitement before pausing.

"Oh? What's this?" Delta asked, picking up a dripping ingredient.

It was hook shaped and hollow in the center, something rattled within like a bell. Under the thick Ignis Splooch broth was shining black skin with vibrant blue rings, the skin was wrinkled and Steaming. Delta sniffed it, eyes watering as the capsaicin filled his nostrils.

"Oh it smells amazing!" Delta said popping the entire thing into his mouth. Kii watched with anticipation in her eyes as he chewed and his eyes went wide. The center was a smooth, silky paste that burned in waves, but underneath a deep hearty flavor akin to Curry paste spread across his tongue. The exterior fruit itself was sour with a lime like tartness and a crunch akin to a bell pepper. Smoky aromas rose through his mouth with each bite melding all the flavors into one burning sensation of flavor.

"OH! That's AMAZING!" Delta squealed, his eyes watering from the heat. Kii smiled fully, finally unable to stop herself.

"Its something I had the kitchens cook up for the event. It is a Smoked Kagi Fruit stuffed with a Marichisin paste then soaked in Deiol liquor for several weeks. The liquor makes the heat of the Marichisin hotter but does not cover any flavor." Kii said with pride.

"She burnt her taste buds to death testing it to make sure it would be hot enough and flavorful enough for you. Even helped out in the kitchen." Ophelia stated plainly. Kii gasped.

"Ophelia!"

"What? You helped make it! Own it!" Ophelia said with a wry smirk. Kii felt a blush coming on, which only worsened as she could practically feel Delta smile wider.

"Its amazing Kii! I love it! What's it called?"

"Cadaver Poppers." Kii said almost bashfully. "I can have my Chef give your Imperial Frylord the recipe. We have plenty of Kagi fruit to share, and Marichisin paste is easy to make."

"That would be fantastic Kii thank you!" Delta said with a chirp and a wide smile. Kii grumbled and "your welcome" Then returned to her dish.

The party went by in a flash after that. Ophelia and Delta kept Kii's spirits up, their shenanigans making her laugh. But soon the party atmosphere became a bit overbearing and Kii retreated to a balcony near the main hall.

The sky was clear for once. A beautiful sight as the stars shone over head and the Irken Moons glowed. Kii stared up with wide eyes.

"Lovely night isn't it?" Fifi's voice broke through the silence, but it didn't bother Kii one bit. She nodded.

"Yes. It's been some time since I've seen the Stars like this." Kii said. Fifi walked over to Kii's perch and joined her. They sat together I. Silence for sometime before Fifi broke the silence.

"So. You cooked up a dish for my brother huh?" Fifi said without a hint of teasing. Kii knew Fifi. The small drone would level Hives for her swarmmate without a second thought.

"I wanted to give something for his hospitality was all."

"Kii. You're usually a Much better liar than this." Fifi stated plainly. Kii glared down at her.

In truth Kii didn't know why she had felt compelled to make a dish for Delta specifically. In the end only Delta and His Imperial Frylord could handle the spiciness of the Cadaver Poppers, and the two had consumed the entire supply! It gave Kii a strange twisting feeling in her splooch, it wasn't unpleasant. In fact it was a nice fluttering feeling.

Fifi seemed to pick up on Kii's mood.

"Its fine if you don't really know why you did it, ya know? Not with me, not with Kiz, and not with my brother for sure." Fifi stated.

"It… it is still very strange to me. He is so… so soft. And I'm sure it runs far deeper than he shows." Kii said quietly.

She didn't see Fifi tense, nor a hand slowly move down towards where she usually kept a weapon. Kii pressed on.

"It would usually annoy me. But I simply cannot be annoyed with him, or angry. It's almost, nice. How soft and kind he is. He sees me, not just as another leader, but a fellow Irken. Its… its not something I'm used to." Fifi relaxed almost startled out of her defensive stance at the admittance. Kii finally turned to face Fifi.

"I don't know what I was feeling when I made that dish. But when I decided to develope the dish myself with my Frylord all I could think of was how happy it would make him. All I could picture was him smiling and laughing and then the dish was made." Kii admitted a lot at once and the silence that followed was uneasy.

"I think, you wanted to do something nice. Delta craves equal footing. He is very social, and when he met you he saw an equal. Not a Tallest who was above him, or a Drone below him, someone he could call Friend." Fifi said in a kind whisper, shocking Kii.

"I only see how lonely it is, as a Tallest. I don't experience it. I imagine, you've been lonely up at the top. And you wanted to show how much you appreciate his friendship."

"Maybe. Maybe." Kii concluded and the two fell back into a comfortable silence, eyes trained at the sky.

Modern Irk

Kii decided to give the Smeets a rare treat, them and their coddle drones. She hailed the nearest kitchen, overriding various permissions to get them the supplies they needed and sent them the recipes they needed. As the cooks began their work she then ushered all of the Coddle drones and smeets to the surface.

She watched the smeets look up In awe and wonder as the stars glistened and the moons glowed. Then they squealed in delight as two massive hot pots came rolling out with tables filled with ingredients. The cooks then instructed the Smeets on how to eat the Hot hot Pot Kii turned away.

Tears stung at her holographic eyes in the quiet little room hidden in her Control Brain module.

"I think…. I think I figured out why I made that dish Fifi." Kii whispered to the air. "Its just a little too late to say I love you."

#invader zim #invader zim oc #Hive Cadaver #Tallest Delta #Fifi #look my boy is Pining and I imagine Kii might have had some kind of a crush but didnt realize it cause of the preassure on her #food #sci fi food

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