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queeriouslyollie · 2 days ago

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ep 5: oasis flora

just gonna jump into it, SPOILERS BELOW

nvm, ps, from just over halfway thru, this one ALSO ends up way too long lmfao. but some of these are just really long scenes that i did not have the heart to cut off (even tho anyone who does decide to read this will def have already seen them. but. IDC ITS FOR MEEE)

0:02:08 TROY REUNITES WITH HIS ROCK LETS GOOOO

0:02:30 blink: "i feel like i owe you both a bit of an explanation about the vixens and uh, who i am, regarding-" runt: "i don't give a fuck." blink: "oh okay, yeah, sure! no i mean, if we- if we can skip this honestly, that's- that's great! i don't like talking about it" troy: "alright, well, if she doesn't care either, then uh" blink: "that's awesome, good, okay"

0:02:39 genuinely huge team building moment for troy, i forgot that he did actually apologize in this, genuinely awesome troy moment (common troy W) (this why he's my boy) (piece of shit but he makes up for it and i love him for it)

0:04:19 troy: "i feel like i let you down and it's the semifinals and i got my fuckin foot stuck in the gears and i shit my pants... and i fell down on the fuckin mountain... i got interviewed and i cried on live TV, thats how i feel." troy: "not that that would ever happen." grizz (as runt): "i just watched him roll for deception!"

0:05:14 runt: "d'you shit your pants often?" troy: "i literally have never shit my pants." charlie: (rolls for deception) "it's actually a 19" condi: (rolls insight) "i got a 2, i believe you" troy: "this guy up there shit my pants, you wouldn't believe it!" runt: (rolls insight) "... ookay!"

0:06:22 runt: "and you're good too, and i mean like, you- so what, you get a little close, you get a little, uh, kissy-kissy with one of the uh, vixens when you were younger, so what?" blink: "no! i don't get a little kissy-kissy with her. i would never do that, first of all, okay?" troy: "i get it, you don't have to do that when you FUCK."

0:07:54 runt: "okay, i'll dumb it down for troy, he fucked up, someone got killed. that someone was close to another someone--that someone with the fox ears." troy: (processes as runt is speaking) "ah shit, i'm sorry man!"

0:11:20 troy: "alright, so up there, there's somethin-- you'd actually really like this i think-- there's something called steamsledding, and you have a sled, like this one, pretty cool-" runt: "-could be better" troy: "-and you all- and you all g--prolly not!--and you all get on a slope, and you go downhill and you race each other to the bottom. and that's actually a sport we do up there."

0:12:33 runt: "you don't look like it but you're actually pretty tough, and scary" troy: "i appreciate that!" runt: "yeah no worries.." troy: "yeah, no, for sure i would kill someone-" blink: "yeah, you are really tough and really scary." /.../ troy: "i'm not sayin anything either, i'm not saying anything, i'm just sayin i'd kill someone, but i'm not even saying anything!" troy: "...not that i've done it." (he is so bad at talking about self defense (and takes it a little far) and totally is not helping his case) (i still love him tho)

0:15:05 troy: "guys, i'm startin to think there's not any rules."

0:16:07 runt: "i still gotta get to the inventor!" troy: "woahwoah woah woah, guys, we're still in the hu- you know it's fuckin bad juju to break the huddle before you say bye. uh, anyway, i just wanted to say-" blink: "-and also, i think we need to maybe we take a sleep" troy: "i appreciate you sharing, i appreciate you both of you and what you contribute to this team. bye." blink: "bye?"

0:18:15 runt: "you old- you old people and gettin tired so easily, i mean i could go for another fuckin-" blink: "i need my nap!! okay??" troy: "how bout'cha nap on the way, i'll put you on the little sled!"

0:19:57 bizly: "doesn't troy only have one HP??" charlie (as troy): "i got better"

0:20:23 troy: "alright!" (clap) "let's hit the road. er the- or the whatever... i dunno if you guys know what roads are." blink: "yeah. we have roads." troy: "alright!" (clap) "then let's hit the road!"

0:20:40 charlie (as troy): "i didn't know that thing, so.." grizz (as runt): "me neither, i'm just a gorl." charlie (as troy): "i'm just a guy"

0:27:37 (timestamp slightly off bc i trimmed what i included and im not going all the way back to get an exact one like i usually try to do) troy: "runt, did you say if there's pizza on the ground not to eat it?" runt: "don't fuckin eat it but let me know!" troy: "alright, i want you to know im gonna eat it." bizly: "if you look up, there's a cone shaped building hanging from the ceiling. and you smell that smell of pizza comin from straight from it." charlie (as troy): "coming from the cone shaped building?" bizly: "on the ceiling." charlie (as troy): "i mean it's not on the ground, so it doesn't count, so i'm gonna try and.. what the fuck it's like in the- i can't get that." (i just love troy's train of thought, the way he thinks about things, the way it's like when cars rear end each other in a large pile up, just another one, and another one, and another one crashing. thats how he speaks like always (yeah, i'm so normal)) troy: "guys- that's building smells like pizza." runt: "that's somebody's house!"

0:30:20 runt: (yelling to troy, who flung himself up onto a bridge hanging from the ceiling) "you're halfway to home you might as well just go all the way!" troy: "i don't s- there's- i'm- i'd hit the ceiling i can't." runt: "figure it out, you fuckin buffoon!" troy: "i can't dig..." and then troy gets himself into trouble (gettin the "whoop ass")

0:33:55 bizly: "nothing terrible happens, you guys just flop down into the water" charlie (as troy): "alright i give up." bizly: "you guys are just floating in it" charlie (as troy): "yeah, i'm just not gonna meet this guy." bizly: (laughing) "i put a PIZZA SHOP in your way, and i have put- i have put a FLOATING PIECE OF WOOD in your way, and it has somehow led you to GIVE UP." charlie (as troy): "i couldn't beat it!" troy: "alright blink, you wanna just float for a bit with me?" blink: "yeah, sure" troy: "good luck in there runt, we couldn't make it" runt: "just fuckin stand up, are you scared of being a little wet??"

0:35:15 bizly: "you hear- you hear..." (mimics playing a little tune on a banjo) troy: (clearly upset about something) "oh great." (laughter ensues) blink: "troy, why are you so depressed lately?" troy: "dude, it's just been, honestly- i was ready for a nice walk with you guys, it's been nonstop hijinks." runt: "welcome to the fuckin trenches, alright, it's not pretty, it's not perfect, but it's home, alright-" troy: "no, i don't think you- you need to- you need to understand, you're from around here, the hijinks are ceaseless"

0:35:47 UNCLE THREESTRINGS LETS GOOO

0:36:22 uncle threestrings: "well hang on just a minute, what does this look like? hang on" (pulls down glasses) "hang on" (puts glasses up) "hang on" (pulls down glasses) uncle threestrings: (singing) "looks like a new friend is here," troy: "runt what's this guy doin." uncle threestrings: (singing still) "looks like a new friend is here," troy: "this just feels like another fuckin hijink, dude." runt: "don't you- you don't have- they don't have fuckin music where you come from??" /.../ uncle threestrings: (fuckin shreds on the banjo) troy: "oh hang on there's a bridge." runt: "oh my god, the solos- he's fuckin killin it!" troy: "god damnit, how's that even possible?"

0:39:07 troy: (continues to struggle to get across the damn bridge) uncle threestrings: (helps troy up and across) "oh! you're all wet! how'd that happen?" blink: "birds don't have good balance, you should know this." uncle threestrings: "oh right birds don't have good balance!" (falls into the water) "i almost forgot! somebody wanna help me up? runt, cmon, i can't see- my glasses!!"

0:39:52 uncle threestrings: "i remember when.. runt was just a little..." runt: "this fuckin dude." uncle threestrings: "just a little tiny thang!" troy: "yeauh" uncle threestrings: "i used to sing this song for her..." troy: "are you gonna sing it now? are you gonna? are you gonna sing it now?" grizz: "you're gonna make him cry..." troy: "you gonna sing for us? are you gonna sing it?" grizz: "you're makin him cry..." uncle threestrings: (quitely, singing) "nighty night," troy: "there it is." uncle threestrings: "nighty night," troy: "he's singin it." uncle threestrings: "sleepy tight," troy: "he's singin his song." uncle threestrings: "don'tchu fight," troy: "he's cryin and he's singing his song." uncle threestrings: "don't fall in," troy: (speaking voice) "don't fall in." uncle threestrings: "piranhas bite," troy: "alright." uncle threestrings: "nighty night" runt: (pouring coffee inside the house, smiling) (this one was also super long but. i love this interaction, sm. troy being in his weird pouty mood, but uncle threestrings opening up to them singin his lil song, and runt smiling a bit about him getting to meet new people. like. UGH I LOVE THEM.)

0:42:06 uncle threestrings: (singing) "i told you i'd stop, but, as soon as i'm out, they pull me back in," runt: "i know you're not going to stop with your- your- your cards and stuff," uncle threestrings: (singing cont.) "how can i stop," runt: "and how much- how many cogs do you owe him?" uncle threestrings: (still singing) "and i've just begun?" troy: "oh. this like some kinda fucked up gambling addiction song?" runt: "why'd you have to put it like that? it's not an addiction, its just- he's lonely!" troy: "he- he just can't stop?" runt: "he's lonely!!" (i would include the rest of this song and dialogue (it's so fucking funny) but this has gotten so long lmfao) (i just love uncle threestrings so much) (we don't see him enough these days :[ )

0:47:01 runt: "alright, you feel uncomfortable, you feel sad, you feel lonely, just, fuckin, squeeze that thing and you'll be closer to- to- to 3.14159blahlahbl... than you fuckin know." troy: (quietly) "2, 6, 5, 3, 5" runt: "how did you know that???" troy: "tro- that shit's troy math."

0:49:06 runt: "are you fuckin serious? it's not 300, nobody has 300 cogs down here! look at where we are! you live in a cheese!" pizza bat guy (i fully can't rember if he has a name rn): "i live in tha cheese??" runt: "it looks like cheese to me, but i didn't get-" pizza bat guy: "it's not cheese, it's my home!" runt: "awright well everything looks like cheese to me, i don't know!"

0:50:51 runt: (was told they shouldn't be loud and shouldn't have any lights, gestures towards troy) "should we cover his bright blonde head?"

0:55:01 blink: "somebody else make this call, i don't feel comfortable doing it." troy: "i don't even go here" (cackling) bizly: "everything's a college? you just think you're going to a weird, different college"

0:56:43 runt: "i haven't been this far out in the trench... ever, so... well this is fucking beautiful!" blink: "that's what i'm saying" troy: "nawh even for me, honestly. and im rich. not right now, tho" blink: "what does that have to do with..." runt: "it's kinda one of those things that when you see it for the first time it's like core memory, yknow? you just kinda don't ever wanna forget the smells, and the sights, and- oh fuck, you two are here with me and i'm gonna remember you fuckers are here the whole time!" troy: "never gonna forget this" blink: "well i- i, i thought maybe that would make it, like, better?" troy: "troy, troy, troy, troy, troy, troy, troy, troy,-" runt: "you think-" blink: "okay, no, i get it igetitigetitigetitigetit-" troy: "and now that's in there." runt: "you can believe i am NOT gonna forget YOU." troy: "alright, word up." runt: "whatever- however you want to take that." troy: "hey, i'll try not to ru- you guy- what?"

0:57:24 split this to better highlight what is arguably one of the best moments, where troy stuttered (see above) and made the guy and decided to deal with it by smacking them with his steamsled. he KNOCKED HIM OUT. (too long to put so please just pretend i wrote everything from this until aboouut 1:01:00) (i wrote like all of it but then didn't like how long it was lmao)

1:02:23 runt: "wait, hold on one second, hold on- look, this could work out for us, i mean like, they're taking him to jail!" blink: "i don't even know how to justify it anymore, he made a dick joke, then punched the guy in the face-" grizz: "im- im going to fall out of my fucking seat-" blink: "what do i- what do i even say to that? honestly, i don't know??" runt: "mr. blink, like, look, level with me, i know im fuckin- i haven't been around as long as you have, but like, he's got problems! he's got issues! he just fuckin- he hurt that guy-"

1:07:02 bizly's world building is fucking awesome, this shit is so WHIMSICAL !!!!!

1:08:17 runt: "well- i mean.. he had it comin, so... whatever?" guy (who troy knocked out): "i dont know, yknow, sometimes you just stutter, 'n things happen." runt: "i don't... remember him stutterin', you probably should forget about that..." (charlie LOSING it in video is so good) guy: "so, if he didn't stutter, why did he hit me?" runt: "well i don't.. feel like you should... be thinkin about..." guy: "then he- then he hit me for no reason?" runt: "is it normal for people- for- for people to do that when they stutter, if they do?" guy: "it happens to the best of us!" runt: "oh, so they'll go easier on him if you testify that he stuttered?" guy: "that, i mean, IF he stuttered. but you say he didn't, so he didn't!" runt: "i'm pretty sure he didn't but what do i know- i sa- i'm just a gorl, i'm just a gorl here!"

1:09:16 runt: "uhhh twink? no blink, that's right."

1:09:31 in the video you can see charlie pass.. THE note. the one. you know the one. grizz: (laughing) "i'm trying to speak, like so clear..." bizly: "what did you write..?" charlie: "nothing..." bizly: "mmkay. (this interaction sounds like when a teacher catches kids passing notes) bizly: "did you- if you wrote that- i think, it- okay, nevermind."

1:12:00 THE PAYOFF runt: "you don't wanna- you don't wanna- you don't- fuck..." charlie: (absoultely losing it) "YESS!! YEESS" grizz: "i gotta knock him out, dude" charlie: "i... passed him a note-" bizly: "that said if you stutter you gotta knock him out?" charlie: "i said: if you stutter you know what to do." bizly: "yeah.. i was worried about that." condi: "i thought- that's exactly what i thought it was" grizz: "i can't let him remember that i stuttered."

1:12:51 charlie: "imagine someone stutters-" (makes stuttering noises) (squints eyes, staring deeply at bizly, still but wavering slightly) bizly: (laughing) "it's just- BRAIN BLAST right then and there" charlie: "and then they like, reach for something and for the rest of the conversation, they're just holding it" bizly: "really scary"

1:13:40 grizz has a troy math moment (then threatens to kill knock out everyone at the table)

1:16:14 NYAH ARRIVES!!!!!!!! (also the way troy interacts w/ nyah, like "oh i love you i love you so much" and calling it a good boy/girl/thing is so sweet :[[[[ )

1:17:34 charlie (as troy): "i just-" (exhale noise) "-just release all my air, and think tight- tight troy-" grizz: (laughing) "'tight troy'" charlie (as troy): "-which is what they call me." (i know it's for the bit but HUUHH?? cannon now. what does it mean.)

1:19:17 troy: (referring to NYAH) "this guy is fuckin awesome, he is stimming right now."

1:20:40 PETER SQLOINT MY BELOVED MENTIONED!!!!!!!!!! LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO (i love troy calling nyah his solemate :[[[ ) (i am now convinced troy is just the evil frat boy version of peter)

1:21:20 blink: "yeah, that's insane-" NYAH: (makes little hissing/rattling noises) troy: "alright dude, he doesn't like your voice, stop it. im gonna go-" (laughter) "-i'm gonna go, uh, and try now, in my disguise, to get my sled (charlie as troy now) with my double natural 20s crazy situation." blink: "yeah, i'm gonna go... cry? i think?"

1:22:34 runt and troy bonding (over knocking a guy out for stuttering) (oh my god he's such a bad influence)

1:23:00 troy: "what- it's not- dude, i literally learned this when i was like, 5, it's not a crime if i do it. now let's just get out there-" runt: "you say- no- no, pause," troy: "what,," runt: "you say something and then you wanna move on like you didn't say it, you just said that you were taught, when you were 5, that you can't do crime?" troy: "no, there's a difference, is i said something and then i was ready to move on." runt: "well i'm not ready to move on, cuz that's just not how it works" troy: "okay. wait what's your question?" runt: "what did they tell- that you can't do crime?" troy: "they told me that if i do a crime it doesn't count." blink: "why doesn't it count if you do the crime? i'm confused, i don't get it." troy: "well cuz if most people do the crime it counts, right?" blink: "yeah? but why not with you?" troy: "it doesn't count with me." runt: "alright, elaborate-" blink: "elaborate, please, yes." troy: "i mean, dude, i cannot control who i am, and i am who i am, and i can't do crime." blink: "wha- why?" troy: "we probably shouldn't have this conversation in the open." blink: "that's like the smartest thing you've ever said, actually." troy: "what is?" blink: "nevermind. lets just go."

1:24:43 blink: "but, o- o- orion did- aw shit i stuttered, i'm sorry ripley-" lowkey wish he did knock her out, wouldve been so funny

(oh my god these keep getting longer. they're just. TOO MANY GOOD MOMENTS. STOP IT!!!!)

wonderlust favorite moments/interactions/scenes/etc + notes from multiple rewatches

this is a collection of all my favorite moments, scenes, interactions, and so on (as well as interesting observations that ive noticed through my multiple rewatches) from wonderlust. this is mostly for myself lmao

NOTE: so far, i only got thru ep 1 because. im tired and its almost 4 am lmao. i do wanna get thru all the eps for this tho so :3

style conventions(so i rember qwq): things are listed chronologically, by episode, with timestamps (h:mm:ss). i also (vaguely) color coded dialogue, just the PCs w/ their colors (troy in red, runt in purple, blink in green). if there is dialogue between the lines im highlighting, there will be "/.../" followed by the next line im including. finally, additional notes/thoughts/etc from me will be in small text, italicized parenthases (like this)

this will be updated as i rewatch episodes or watch new episodes :]

WARNING: beyond this point, there WILL be spoilers. proceed at your own risk!

ps: if there is anything that isnt here that you think is worthy, feel free to add on! also, there are very likely typos and/or formatting errors so. oopsie :3 (did try my best to make sure there werent)

pps: many of these will likely involve troy because im so brainrot for this guy but i do really love them all and their dynamics :3

episode 1: one man's trash

0:06:14 troy: "well then- the the fuckin uh, i gue- i guess they'll- i guess they'll fuckin- i guess when they- i guess-"

0:07:42 baby's first troy math

0:11:50 the incident

0:17:30 troy: "my names troy and i'm never gonna die!" (this note was taken when ep 23 was the latest--so far its true, but i suppose we'll see if it continues to do so)

0:37:30 this whole interaction with runt and her cousins is just adorable and i lobv it

0:45:43 ♪♫ you gotta be careful, little runt ♫♪

0:46:40 runt: "you're goddamn right uncle threestrings, why don't they give you a record deal?" uncle threestrings: "....... hohh.." (also charlie's face during this reacting to the song lmfao)

0:47:22 uncle threestrings: "if you don't come back-" runt: "ah-" uncle threestrings: "-if you don't-" runt: "i will come back." uncle threestrings: "i just need to know somethin... how many cups do ya think they got up there?"

0:58:06 pinch: "doppler we need to break this thing or somethin-" runt: "no, don't- don't break it :[" /.../ runt: "i wanna keep it!"

1:14:24 runt: "they got this big fuckin circle in the sky too, what the fuck is that?" uncle threestrings: ".. circle? who made that?" runt: "i don't know!" uncle threestrings: "how'd they put it there?"

1:28:08 cut: "she want another one?" blink: "gran- yeah, granny granite wants a slice of cake, she took my package. you know how it is, this happens every time!" cut: "i'm gonna run out, i'm gonna run out, she's just gonna eat it all-" blink: "how! how are you gonna run out?! what do you mean-" cut: "she's just gonna eat it all!" blink: "but she's so old and slow!" (i love blink's outbursts lmfao)

1:33:05 immediate simping for aeon as her design is revealed ("id let her beat me up" lmfao)

1:37:07 (realizing i didn't put together before how he somehow got his steamsled back, obv upon rewatch i know it's because of his capture but just interesting to think about how that slipped by me the first time and catching it in subsequent watches)

1:37:51 baby's first "YOU DUDE" blink: (starts running) troy: "don't play hard to get with me dude, i'll fucking catch you, i'll fucking catch you no matter how fuckin long you run i will keep running, i'm an endurance animal of a human being" (sprinting) "you can flee now- i can track you, dude"

1:39:45 (cont. from scene above, somewhat) troy: "dude, there's no need to be such a fucking freak-" blink: "what the fuck-" troy: "-i'm just trying to talk to you-" blink: "-what the fuck are you-" troy: "-i just wanted to say... i just wanted to tell you that i'm fuckin cool, and you have gotta run with me, dude, if you wanna make it down here."

1:40:31 troy believes he's at furcon, blink calls him fantasy slurs (also he "loves birds" wauw)

1:42:17 here troy says that blink's his only ticket out, and when blink asks why him troy says he's not supposed to tell him :0

1:43:06 troy: "oh, yeah, i do have a combrussion"

1:47:00 bizly: (rolls a two against troy & blink's stealth) "dude, a two, a TWO, you're fine! you're fine." charlie (in troys voice): "yah, dude i fuckin know,"

1:49:06 the making of yort (& knilb)

1:50:12 blink: "let's-let's tackle this one thing at a time, okay?" troy yort: "alright, dude, i'm fuckin, i'm yort"

1:51:45 troy yort: "have you ever heard the saying, one guy's trash is another dude's.. fuckin,,.. coo- like- fuckin shit."

1:52:22 blink: "i don't wanna- i'm gonna be frank, the more you talk, the more i don't want to help you." troy yort: "dude, who the FUCK is frank, dude? why do you wanna be him? we already got you a cool name??"

1:54:09 troy yort: "cogs? we literally, like, live, breathe, and eat cogs up there, man. i mean, we also use it as money, but you know what i mean. we DONT eat, breathe, or live it, we just use it as money."

1:54:40 cloudspire hoohah rise up

1:54:46 blink: "what are you saying??" troy yort: "dude, you are just ridiculous, man, i-i don't even know where to start. i mean like, so basically, i'm like the shit."

1:55:12 just a straight roll like man and woman missionary fuckin dude fucking a woman straight roll troy yort: "honestly sometimes i think about guys"

1:57:20 (i just love how, even tho troy JUST met blink, he's already so willing to back him up. he doesn't quite understand when he DOES need to stand down but i think it does show he's never been a fully awful person.)

1:57:57 blink: "well we got some, uh, some tetanus shots in here. a few of them have been poked by granny- granny granite, so be careful about that, she's very pokey." arch: "wouldn't want anyone to catch whatever she's got, hahaha!" troy yort: "i'm not sayin anything" baby's first i'm not sayin anything (this whole interaction is so fuckin funny to me)

2:00:42 troy yort: "i don't understand why this is happening?!" blink: "i already told you!!" troy yort: "i didn't say anything!" blink: "you kept saying you weren't saying anything!!!" troy yort: "i thought that's what you wanted!! you need to be CLEAR!!"

2:02:36 bizly: "a blunt arrow comes whizzing by your head." charlie (as troy yort): "fuckin what i just smoke it" once again charlie is possessed by troy

2:06:28 the bit with the old woman and her dead husband's pan and her second husband

2:09:18 graphite's rock and the painting (troy yort keeping the rock after too is so real, i love rocks :3)

2:11:36 troy: "hey graphite, dude, can i level with you?" graphite: ".... suuuuure?" troy: "alright, sick, cuz i think i get some hp from that. maybe some other little goodies." graphite: "you just say things, don't you?" troy: "troy"

#jrwi quotes #purely self indulgent #this is so long #i am so sorry #the stutter #the INCIDENT

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