#look i know this won’t happen right now and Maddox can be easily replaced with Dick Peter Arrio or even Strike
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enigma-absolute · 2 months ago
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Maddox: Uh oh! You just broke that priceless vase and got the curse! Good luck dealing with that!
Some bad guy: what kind of curse?!
Maddox: Grave misfortune, increased gullibility, and a swift kick in the ribs!
Some bad guy: Wha--
Venatrix: YAAAAAAAAAAAGGH -violent fox attack into this dude’s chest-
Some bad guy: AAAAAAAA MY RIBS
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