#look at my kitty and rat and bear ok?

[feebadrawba]

[flor-de-un-salon-viejo]

silco being a father part (7?)

little jinx: silco can I help you with your makeup?

silco: of course sweetie no problem

*10 minutes later

sevika: silco there is a problem in the ........ that I am here is a surprise or your eyebrow went up to your forehead

silco: jinx is learning makeup and doing a great job so no jokes

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little jinx: silco!!! sevika told me that a fairy is going to steal my teeth

silco: sevika why the fuck did you say that to her !!

sevika: bullshit that was not what I said to her, I told her that since her tooth fell out a fairy was going to come and give her money

little jinx: I don't want the fairy to take my teeth

Silco: and she will not do it, sweetie, I will take care of the fairy * he takes out a knife and she will never take any teeth again

sevika: dramatic idiot is just a fairy tale STOP!!!

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* silco getting up in the morning: ????? who put a patch on my eye?

little jinx: do you like it? It seemed that your eye was bothering you while you were sleeping so I made you a patch for your eye

silco: * sobbing thanks sweetie

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jinx: hey silco look what i did

silco: jinx I know that everything you do is wonderful but when was the last time you slept

jinx: sleeping is for dummies

silco: go to sleep at once or you are going to be in time out

Jinx that is not fair when was the last time you slept

silco: ............. it's different

jinx: oh yeah, how?

silco: .................

Jinx: go to sleep too !!

sevika: GO TO SLEEP YOU TWO, YOU TWO ARE ARE A FUCKING NIGHTMARE FOR EVERYONE WHEN YOU'RE STAY UP LATE FOR DAYS

silco and jinx: NO!

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little jinx: silco .. silco ... silco ... SILCO !!!!!!!!!!

* silco waking up from the scream: WHAT, WHAT HAPPENS?

little jinx: I can't sleep tell me a story

silco: * sigh ok ..... once upon a time a man betrayed me

little jinx: nooooo always the same story I want a new one

silco: IT WAS A TRAUMATIC EVENT okey ... well, another story once there was a rat

little jinx: was that rat you?

Silco: Hey, are you going to offend me or do you want to hear the story?

little jinx:story please

silco: well this rat met a little kitten who was left alone and decided to raise her as her daughter

little jinx: how was the kitten like?

silco: she was a very intelligent and very creative kitten, she loved to draw and create things

little jinx: and her rat dad loved her even though she was not her daughter?

Silco: of course he loved her very much, even more than everything in his life so he decided to protect her forever and be happy forever oh and also the kitten had an aunt who was a bear who had metal claws that although always she complained about having to take care of her she took care of her anyway

little jinx: it's a pretty story

silco: I'm glad you like it. Do you want to sleep now?

little jinx: yes good night and thanks rat dad

silco: *smile good night little kitty

[lewis-winters]

Some additional dæmon!au headcanons, a continuation of this headcanon list.

Ok so I thought about it some more and decided to change Dick's dæmon from a Caracara to a Gyrfalcon. Still a raptor, but a larger one that has, historically, been used in falconry and hunting and is, in some European countries, a symbol of patriotism and national pride. Dick's daemon is a female, silver-streaked Gyrfalcon that settled sometime after college but before Fort Benning. Her name's Anahida, and she speaks like a queen. Like, literally, I imagine her voice sounds a lot like Helen McCrory's (gee, I wonder why). She's very large and eye catching, but she only speaks when spoken to-- which is rare. In a society as repressed as 1930s - 1940s America, I imagine speaking to another person's dæmon would be seen as rude or taboo. Because of that, Anahida barely speaks and thus, people often forget she's there. There are rumors too, that Dick's the son of a witch, because Anahida likes to fly far above and at a distance, farther than any human-dæmon bond should go. However, it isn't true. They just practiced a lot growing up. Dick's always wanted to fly, in some way or another, and practicing as well as testing how far they can both stretch from each other was their afternoon play time. It's weird. I know. But this is Dick we're talking about. Of course he'd do something like this.

Anahida is the only one allowed to berate Dick when he's being exceptionally petty or self-righteous. She keeps him in check. It never happens often, but it happens enough. Other than that, they're right as rain and very in-sync with each other.

Is anybody surprised that the only other person who will ever address Anahida directly is Lewis? Show of hands? None? Yeah, me too.

Liebgott's dæmon's name is Chaya and, after some pondering, I've come to the conclusion that she's a Bat-eared fox. Very chatty, too. She and Lieb are very blunt, but she's arguably the blunter one of the two. Where Lieb sometimes gives into the urge to hide or repress feelings, Chaya is willing to take more risk. She does this thing where she will boldly go one way, the way she knows is good for them both, stretching their bond even to its thinnest and most painful, just to get Lieb to finally concede and agree with her. They're both stubborn as all hell, that's the problem. Sometimes Lieb will deny himself things for a myriad of reasons. Chaya has no such qualms. She loves him, but she definitely thinks he's an idiot sometimes. It also sometimes extends to how Lieb gets really soft around people he cares about. In the wild, male Bat-eared foxes are the more nurturing of the young, while the females are the ones who go out and hunt. Kind of the same with Lieb and Chaya. Lieb takes care, he hovers and forgets that boundaries exist-- his own, and the person he's taking care of. But Chaya's the kind who remembers, and reminds Lieb that sometimes you can't give all of yourself away, no matter how much you want to. Does that make sense?

(Disclaimer: I gotta admit. The reason why I hesitated with Lieb was because I didn't want to accidentally be anti-Semitic. I grew up in a country that is primarily Christian and Muslim so I am only familiar with Islamophobic visual vocab, not so the anti-Semitic ones. I had to make sure the animals I assigned a Jewish man's literal soul to were not anti-Semitic or used in anti-Semitic imagery by Nazi propaganda in any way. So. Yeah. Um. Pigs, goats, lizards/reptiles, rats, rodent-adjacent, or any animal seen as "pests" or "vermin" were immediately struck out. Nope. Let's not.)

You wouldn't know it at first glance, but Web and his raven dæmon have a very intense love-hate relationship. Annabelle is a very act-first, introspection-never kind of thing. Web is the opposite. Sometimes, Annabelle will act before Web himself will, and she can be very, very vicious. Because of this, Web is afraid of her and Annabelle resents him. They never fight in public, they largely ignore each other, but often when they get into it... well. It gets almost... a bit too violent. Some of the others have never seen a human and a daemon hurt each other until they’ve met these two. Sometimes, Annabelle often thinks that she’s somebody else entirely, a completely different entity from Web, and sometimes, Web thinks she’s a changeling. That maybe some fae or other switched his real daemon out for this cursed one. It’s a really fractured, complicated relationship.

When they’re on the same wave length, though, they’re scary. The only thing they can seem to agree on is passionate and impulsive anger. Web will always regret it afterwards whereas Annabelle is always smug about it. They calm down after the war and they’re back home. During the war, though, they’re both a mess.

Joe Toye’s daemon is a doberman pinscher named Alessia who is just about as quiet and solemn as her human. Classic soldier daemon. He calls her Al for short. When he loses a leg, she doesn’t. I don’t think amputation in the daemon world works that way, at least not according to Pullman’s original text. Going back home with her after his amputation is easier because she’s there to encouraged him and hold him up when necessary. They make a good team. They share similar fears and insecurities so it’s easy for the both of them to understand each other and help each other through it.

Pat has a little american robin as a daemon. Which is really funny, honestly. Big tough guy like Pat, you’d think he’d have a big tough daemon for sure, but that’s not the case with him. He’s always been gentle and unassuming, Pat and so is his daemon. Her name’s  Aoibheann (pronounced ay-veen). She likes to sit on his shoulder and rarely flies far away from him. When they jumped, she stayed inside his jacket at all times, tucked away and close. The only time she flies is later on at peace time, when she knows they’re both safe and she can leave Pat for a few minutes without it being too much trouble.

Johnny’s daemon is a mongoose named Corentine, but he calls her Cora. She’s fiesty. Sobel’s rooster daemon, Julius, wasn’t very fond of her. In fact, he was downright frightened of her. It’s why Sobel won’t mess with Johnny. It’s really funny.

Perco’s daemon is in the same family. A weasel. A tiny little thing he can hold in both his hands. Her name’s Jackie. I have no idea why. But it fits.

Ralph Spina’s daemon is a raccoon. It’s adorable. His name’s Nimaphael. But he hates it and everybody just calls him Nim. Ralph carries him around like a baby on a sling, strapped to his chest. Unlike Harry and Saoirse, you can tease them about this. They’re aware it looks ridiculous. They also don’t care.

Bull’s daemon is a sun bear. I know. I didn’t see this coming, either. But I thought about it and... honestly? It fits. Not to mention Bull’s pretty big. He can carry her no problem. Her name’s Xanthia, by the way. And she’s very sweet, if only a little gruff in showing affection. She’s also not afraid to do what needs to be done. If she needs to have a go at an enemy’s daemon, then you know she’ll do it. She definitely isn’t afraid to get down and dirty. It scares the replacements for awhile, until they realize that she only does it to protect her own. 

I finally figured out what Merriell Shelton’s daemon is-- it’s a Jaguarundi. It’s a wild cat that looks to be a mix between a house cat and a mongoose. They’re fascinating and they hiss. A lot. It’s a perfect fit. Again, he name is Charlotte, but he calls her Lotte. Imagining them swaggering down the streets of 1940s New Orleans appeals to my aesthetic sense so much I cry just thinking about it.

BONUS:

Kitty Grogan’s daemon is, not surprisingly, a cat. But not a domesticated one. He looks like it at first glance, but he’s not. He’s an African Wild Cat and he’s a sarcastic little shit named Xaphania. Xaph for short. Send me a wink if you understand that reference.

[lu-undy]

Cats sometimes bring rats or bugs for "gift" to their hoomans.. So Pearl brings Lu a rat proudly and he terrifies. Is it okay for a request?

Here it is!

"Lu'? I'm home!" 

"Finally!" A voice answered from the kitchen. "I was starting to worry…!"

Mundy removed his shoes and his coat before going to his lover in the kitchen. 

"What's cookin'?" He asked, and a smile appeared on his lips, only because the sight of his lover brought peace to him. Lucien was wearing a white shirt with his sleeves rolled up to his elbows, and a dark blue pair of trousers. He had an apron laced around his thin waist.

"Not even a hello or a 'how are you' ? I am starting to think that you prefer the food over me." Lucien joked as he was busy stirring something in a saucepan. Mundy came behind him and gently kissed his cheek from behind as he hugged him. “Here, taste this for me please.” Lucien raised the wooden spoon to his own lips first to gently blow on it before moving it to Mundy’s pouting lips.

"Well, what can I say? Not only it tastes amazin’, but it also smells bloody good." Mundy rested his chin on Lucien's shoulder as he watched him cook, his arms still laced around the thin waist he loved.

"The food or me?" 

"Stop actin' jealous… I'm talkin' about both." Mundy added a few more kisses down Lucien's neck and the Frenchman started laughing. "You ticklish, jealous, gorgeous doll of a man…" 

Lucien put the wooden spoon he was holding aside and turned to Mundy, splaying his hands on his chest. He was smiling wide, looking up to the reason his heart was beating so fast.

"How was work today?" 

"Not too bad…" The tall Aussie bent down to kiss his lover's lips. "But I'm happy to be back home. Been missin' you."

"So have I. Do you mind laying the table, please? The soup will be ready any minute now." 

"Sure." They exchanged a smile and Mundy got to work, coming and going from the kitchen to the living-room and vice versa. "Oh, let me put more water for Pearl." 

Mundy noticed that the cat's water bowl was empty. He took it off of the floor and filled it again. 

"Meow!" 

The fluffy white feline entered the kitchen and trotted to Mundy. When she reached him, she stood on her back legs, meowing and asking for attention.

"Hey, baby… Here, more water for you." 

"Meow!"

"Yeah, I know, c'mere…" Mundy crouched down to carry her in his arms. "Been missin' Dad, eh?" He scratched her and kissed her, standing back up.

"Meow…!" Perle leaned on his shoulder and purred, half-closing her deep blue eyes.

"Yeah, I know, baby, I know. Did she have dinner already?" He asked Lucien.

"Oui, she did." Lucien answered as he served the soup in two bowls.

"Alright, want a treat then?" Mundy went to a cupboard and opened it before his hand dived in a jar. 

"Meow…" Perle raised her head as she recognised the melody that usually preceded a treat. 

"Here, baby cat." He put it in front of her mouth and she gladly ate it. "Yeah, good girl, good baby." Mundy kissed her. 

"Dinner is ready, mon amour." 

[My love]

"Oh, Dad's dinner's ready. You go and be a good girl, yeah?" Mundy crouched down and released her. Perle trotted straight to the French window and politely sat down. That was her way of asking to open it. "Wanna go in the garden? Sure, here…" Mundy slid the French window open and the white cloud slithered out.

“You may leave the window open, a bit of fresh air will not hurt.” Lucien said.

“Sure, luv’. Let me take the bowls…” Mundy took them and moved to the living room where he found his lover serving water and wine before sitting down.

“Here, some bread, mon amour.”

[my love]

“Thanks, Lu’. So, what’ve you been up to while I was away?”

The discussion went on as the soup slowly evaporated from their bowls. It wasn’t very cold anymore, winter was gone and spring was well established. Mundy wished it could come faster. He preferred the hot and scorching sun rather than the blue, ice cold weather of winter. Now that he thought about it, he liked ice blue only in one thing, namely, the colour of his lover’s eyes.

“I went to shop for some groceries at the market.” Lucien went on.

“Did you take Pearl with you?”

“Oui, this time she wanted to come along. She behaved very well and managed to resist the urge to jump on the sardines when she saw them.”

“That’s progress I guess.” Mundy chuckled.

“Indeed. So as a reward, I bought her some and fried them for her with a bit of cumin and paprika. She loved it.”

“You don’t need to cook for the kitty, we’re giving her food, and the expensive stuff at that.”

“But wouldn’t you be bored of canned food? It is nice to bring a bit of diversity to her. Besides, she absolutely loved it. I might do it more often.”

“Hold on, you said you bought some fish at the market, right?”

“Oui.”

“Did that fisherman sheila say anythin’ to you again?”

“She might have.” Lucien cocked a smug eyebrow.

“I knew it… Next time, I’ll go with you and if I have to kiss you then and there for her to stop flirtin’ with you, I bloody will!”

“Ooh, how the tables have turned. Back in the kitchen I was the jealous one, but listen to you now, hm?”

“I’m not jealous, she just needs to get it in that thick skull of hers that you’re taken, and that’s that.”

Lucien chuckled and slid his foot under the table closer to Mundy’s, gently brushing his leg against his. 

“I love seeing you jealous like this…” The Frenchman admitted with a lovestruck, lazy grin.

“Yeah, well. I get people, they see you and you’re gorgeous. Nice suit, handsome face and beautiful body too. But they gotta understand that you’re not for takin’. I got my hands on you and I’m not ready to let you go.”

“Neither am I.” Lucien answered. “Go and get a change to be more comfy if you want. I will deal with the dishes.”

“You sure?”

“Oui, go ahead.”

“Might as well take a shower too if that’s ok?”

“Take your time, mon chéri.”

[my darling]

Lucien stood up and started collecting the empty dishes on the table when Mundy pulled him away from his waist to hold him close and kiss him. 

“I’ll be quick, you behave for me, yeah?” Mundy held his chin between his fingers.

“Anything for you, Mundy.” Lucien’s eyes crossed on the Aussie’s lips. They stretched in a smile. The tall man added a quick peck to his lover’s brow and left him. 

Lucien exhaled in a long and longing sigh when his lover disappeared up the stairs before turning to the table and resuming what he was doing. 

Upstairs, Mundy went to the bathroom and started stripping naked as he started the shower. He was standing in nothing but his boxer shorts when he heard a loud and high pitched scream coming from downstairs. Without a second thought and leaving the shower still flowing, Mundy spun on his heels and darted back downstairs. 

“What’s wrong? Lu’?!” 

When Mundy made it in the living-room again, he found Lucien standing up on a chair and leaping to get higher up on the table. 

“What is it?!” The Aussie exclaimed, seeing his lover hunched and scared.

“It’s Perle!”

“What’s wrong with her?” Mundy got closer to the lady cat who was standing at the chair’s foot. 

“She has a mouse in her mouth!” Lucien yelled, terrified.

“Oh…” Mundy started chuckling. “C’mere, show Dad what you got, yeah?”

Perle turned to Mundy and trotted to him before releasing the dead rodent on the floor. Mundy crouched down and petted her head, scratching her repeatedly. 

“Are you not scared?”

“Nah, it’s dead, it’s not gonna run to you, come down, Lu’.”

“Why did she go and get a mouse?!”

“It’s a gift.” Mundy answered.

“A gift?!” Lucien exclaimed.

“Yeah, c’mere, pretty girl, yeah, you did great… Look at Papa…” Mundy chuckled more. “You got him scared, eh?”

“Meow…” Perle’s answer was rolled on her purr. 

“Yeah, he doesn’t really like mice. Next time bring him some flowers, yeah?”

“Meow.”

“A gift...?” Lucien repeated as he landed from the table to the chair and finally the ground.

“Yeah, I guess she was happy ‘cause you cooked her the sardines. She just wanted to say thanks.” Mundy stood back up.

“Mon Dieu…” He put a hand on his mouth. 

“C’mere…” Lucien approached and took a comically long detour around the dead mouse on the floor. Mundy laced an arm around his lover when he finally arrived against him. “I didn’t know you were scared of mice.”

“They are dirty and carry diseases.” Lucien buried his head deeper in Mundy’s bare, hairy chest.

“You shouldn’t have reacted like that to Pearl. Poor baby didn’t understand why you were scared shitless when she brought you a gift.”

“Well, it is a mouse, Mundy, not a bouquet of roses…”

Mundy chuckled. 

“Oh c’mon. You gotta say thanks.”

“Do I? Won’t that encourage her to bring me more dead rodents?”

“It might, but a gift’s a gift. And she went out of her way to hunt down something especially for you. You have to thank her, darl’.”

“Fine…” Lucien crouched down and Perle naturally came to him. He scratched her and heard her purr. “Merci, mon bébé. I am sorry I reacted this way. Now I know that you meant to offer something.”

[Thank you, my baby]

“Meow…”

"Oui, mon bébé. Papa is sorry…” Perle stood on her back paws and Lucien carried her in his arms as he stood back up. “Is there any way I can make it up to her?”

“What about some fish?” Mundy asked and Perle’s head swooshed to him. 

“Meow?”

“Yeah, what if Dad cooked some more fish for you, yeah?”

“Non.” Lucien answered.

“What?”

“I cook the fish, you get rid of the dead mouse... Non, Mundy! What are you doing?! Don’t touch it with your hands! What if it bears the plague?!”

“Oh you sissy, it’s just a mouse…” Mundy picked it up from its tail and went to the French window before throwing it far in the garden. He came back and washed his hands thoroughly. “There, Princess Lu’ can breathe normally now, the mouse is out.”

“Are you sure it will not come back?” Lucien skittishly peeked his head in the kitchen where Mundy was wiping his hands. He held Perle in his arms dearly, like a child does a Teddy bear to bring some comfort.

“Meow!” Perle’s pupils blew wide when she saw Dad open the big white box of cold food and take the fish out of it. “Meow…!”

“Lu’, it was dead. Now unless Medic’s out there experimentin’ on it behind our backs, I don’t think it will come back, nah.”

“You are sure it was dead and not pretending?” Lucien insisted.

“Oh, Lu’!” Mundy stopped what he was doing dead and Lucien hunched his back. 

“What?” He whispered, looking everywhere around him.

“Listen! I think I heard the mouse’s Dead Ringer…” Mundy said before bursting into laughter.

“Mundy…!”

Lucien crouched to free Perle and-

“Oh, what was that for?” Mundy put a hand on his shoulder where Lucien had gently punched him.

“Mocking my Dead Ringer. It was a very precious tool!”

“Oh, come on… Oh-ho, are you that scared?” Lucien had slid to Mundy’s arms and was clinging to his naked skin, sandwiched between the kitchen top and his lover.

“Do not mock me, not only does it carry diseases but it was dead and disgustingly decomposing, ew!” Lucien pulled his nose and winced.

Mundy chuckled and laced an arm around him. 

“Right, stay here stuck to me like a snail while I make the kitty her fish.”

“Meow…” Perle had jumped on the counter and raised her paw to the plate of fresh sardines.

“Perle, non, don’t touch it.” Lucien said.

She brought her paw closer to the fish.

“Pearl…” Mundy added, and the lady cat removed her paw. She sat down and licked her chops repeatedly.

“She listens to you better than she does me.”

“Well, like her Papa…” Mundy started. “She likes authority sometimes.” He put a pan on the stove and started the fire before adding a drizzle of olive oil in it. 

Lucien blushed when he raised his eyes and saw Mundy winking at him.

[lokomotives]

Dead by Daylight Chapter XIII: Stranger Things headcanons

-Ash calls Steve both "Steve-o" and "Skipper" (darn you Scoops Ahoy uniform!). Steve Does Not Like these nicknames and calls Ash every variant of "old man" he can think of. This leads to a nicknaming war bewteen the two. Steve is currently "Captain Nemo" while Ash is "Geezer".

-Nancy surprisingly gets along really well with Danny (Ghostface) because of their shared interests in journalism. They can gush for hours over eachothers writing (Nancy) and photographs (Danny). Nancy is a little freaked out when Danny is revealed to be a serial killer, but the friendship stands firm.

-The Demogorgon. My word. Imagine the first reactions of the Survivors who were expecting the Wraith or Spirit? I just played a match where Claudette was so startled by me that she DC'd.

Meg *hears heavy breathing while working on a Hex totem*: "Okay, okay. That was a good stalk. I let you get a hit in."

Demogorgon screeches towards her.

Meg: "WTF????!!! You're not one of my regular stalkers!"

-The Killers are Terrified of the Demogorgon. First time they meet it, the Demogorgon tried to eat all of them.

Philip: “Oh hey, you’re the new! You came in with those Indiana kids right?”

Demogorgon: *starts nomming on Philip’s head*

Demogorgon’s teeth can’t do much because of Philip’s bark-skin.

Philip *perturbed but not surprised*: “Why do I feel like you and Kenneth will get along?”

-WHAT IF THE DEMOGORGON IS DART???

-The Demogorgon being Dart would make some sense. The Demogorgon in game seems to be "weaker" than the OG one and has no connection to the Mind Flayer. The "Mews guts" add-on refers to the poor cat as a victim - but Mews wasn't killed by the OG!Demogorgon... she was killed by a hangry Dart.

Demogorgon: *runs screeching towards a Survivor*

Steve: *also screaming*: "A fcking Demogorgon!?"

Demogorgon: *Screeches to a halt. "Sniffs" air. Smells Steve* *happy alligator noises*

Steve: "...Henderson's fcking Demogorgon!???"

Dart: *Extremely happy alligator noises!*

*Dart starts licking Steve's face with it's weird flower-mouth*

The other survivors arrive to see Steve with a giant-ass monster acting like a big lap dog to him.

-Mews appears in the Fog as a completey normal cat... save for the nekomata Jibanyan-like two glowing tails and tummy bandage. Mews loves everyone except Dart. It's hilarious to see this tiny ginger cat completely smack the shit out of a Demogorgon, and for Dart to run away yipping like a pomeranian.

-Mews can and will interupt Trials became she felt like it. She is a yokai now afterall.

Michael: *stalking a Survivor*

Mews: "Mew!"

Michael: *Gasp!*

Michael spends the rest of the Trial petting Mews. He doesn't care if everyone got away; he cuddling that chubby kitty.

-Dart has been chased up a tree by Mews before. Think of the image of that black bear cowering atop a pine with a tiny ginger cat at the base. Thats Dart and Mews.

-The Entity will not hurt Mews. Mews is an endless source of joy and hope, so the Entity will not harm her. If anything DOES hurt Mews, the Entity will vaporize them.

-EVERYONE all take one look at Steve's little sailor outfit and just start howling with laughter. Some characters think it's legit adorable tho.

Evan: "Aww! I had one of those outfits as a babe!"

Sally: "He's just so precious!"

Rin *trying her best not to giggle*: "Why a middle school uniform?"

Kenneth: "What ship were you stationed on? The Good Ship Lollipop?"

Steve (hanging by the shirt on a clothes peg): "Just Mori Me already."

Danny: *snaps a photo* "Oh yeahhh, I'm making a copy for Nancy and the Legion."

Michael: *physically shaking from silent laughter*

-Where is Dart getting all these pumpkins? Did he bring one from Hawkins and get Max to plant it for him? The mental image is hilarious.

Max: *tending to his cows*

Dart: *Appears out of nowhere*

Max: *raises hammer defensively in case Dart is trying to eat his cattle Again"

Dart: *is holding a Rotten Pumpkin*

Max: "???"

Dart: *drops the pumpkin at Max's feet*

Rotten Pumpkin: *smashes onto the ground, making a huge mess everywhere in the cowshed*

Dart: *Screechy noises*

Max: "??????????"

Dart: *points at pumpkin seeds*

Max: "oh ok."

-There Are Rats In The Hawkins Lab. They are biomassed into hooks. Anyone of the gang who hates rodents is screaming.

Anna (picks up Bill): "To the hook Dedushka!"

Bill: "Aw nuts!"

*The hook starts squeaking*

Anna & Bill: "....."

*Hundreds of glowing eyes appear on the hook*

Anna (starts hugging Bill): "Dedushka, I'm scared."

Bill: "So am I Annie."

Anna: "Do we have a plan?"

Bill: "We're gonna need those doors closed, one of those axes, and a whole LOT of bears traps."

-I feel like with the Upside Down leaking through to The Fog, whats stopping the gang from accidentally contacting the Other Side.

The Stranger Things Kids: *doing their own damn buisness. Playing Dnd in Dustin's house*

Christmas lights: *start flickering*

The Kids: *scramble to set up a code wall*

The Lights: "HENDERSON YOUR FING DOG WON'T STOP LICKING ME"

The Kids: "???"

-And so on...

[inneedofsomehope]

Monsta X OT7~ Kitty Cat {1}

Pairing: Hybrid!reader X OT7

Genre: Angst, fluff

Warnings: Mentions of physical abuse. If you are vegetarian, there is a notice of eating meat. I’m sorry 

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Words: 2K

A/N: Hi, so I’ve decided on writing a Monsta X fanfic. I really love them and well, haven’t been member of the monbebe’s for very long. So bear with me please.

[Part 2 ]

‘Get out, you stupid mutt!’ your owner screamed at you right before pushing you out of the door, into the cold rain. The rain prickling at your wounds, and your broken body stumbling and falling to the ground. Fat tears streamed over your cheeks as your palms scratched over the cement. ‘Don’t you dare to ever come back!’ You sniffled and stood up straight, ignoring the ache in your body, walking away from the terrible place you had called home for the past years. ‘As if I’d want to come back...’ you muttered to yourself. 

After stumbling down the streets for a while, you entered a small alley. The roof of the buildings on both sides was hanging a bit over, providing you a bit of shelter from the pouring rain. Your teeth were chattering and you tried to keep yourself warm by wrapping your skimpy jacket around yourself, tail keeping the thing in place. As you started to doze off, you could hear a group of people approach. You tried to make yourself as small as possible, to prevent them from seeing you, laying your ears flat against your head and tucking your head between your knees. 

As the group stepped out of the club, they grumbled in irritation. It was pouring and they had to walk a couple of blocks home. Hyungwon, being the only smart one, had brought a water repellent jacket. He smiled and stuck out his tongue. ‘I told you it was going to rain!’ As they walked down the street, towards their apartment, Hyungwon caught a whimper, or so he thought. He walked towards the dark alley, where he thought he heard it and peered through the dark. As he squinted his eyes, trying to see more, he saw something move. 

‘Hey guys, I think there is someone over there,’ he yelled towards the others, starting to approach the place where he saw the moving. ‘It’s probably nothing. A cat or rat or something,’ Kihyun yelled back, wanting to head home as soon as possible. ‘I don’t think it’s an animal...’ Slowly Hyungwon stepped closer, eying the alley suspiciously. 

As he finally made out the silhouette of a person, they lashed out, scratching him and making a run for it. Before you could make it far, you bumped into a strong chest. Strong arms wrapping themselves around your fighting figure, grabbing your wrists so you couldn’t do more damage. In blind panic you tried to bite and scratch everything you could, but the person holding you was way to strong, you were no mach for them. ‘Calm down now, we won’t hurt you,’ the voice of the person behind you was very muscular, making you do the opposite of calming down. ‘Help! Please someone, help me!’ you screeched as loud as you could, trashing around even wilder. 

‘Wonho, you’ve got to help me, she’s slipping out of my grasp.’ Soon a second pair of arms wrapped themselves around you. A sense of warmth and calmness came over you as the other person pinched a certain spot in your neck, making you fall in a soft slumber. 

You were floating on a cloud. Or at least, it felt like it. A soft purr left your mouth as you wrapped yourself deeper in the soft blankets. 

Wait...

Blankets?

‘I think she is a cat hybrid.’ 

‘No shit sherlock!’ 

‘Shh... You’ll wake her up.’ 

‘I think she’s already awake, look at her moving ears and tail.’ 

‘Step back, maybe she’ll lash out again.’ 

A lot of voices surrounded you, making you confused and scared. You could feel your breathing quicken and your heartbeat speed up. You squeezed your eyes shut and wrapped your tail around yourself, trying to shield yourself from all the voices. ‘Guys, I think you are scaring her,’ as the sixth voice entered your hearing, you could also smell a delicious smell. As on cue your stomach started to growl, making you blush a deep shade of red as the guys in the room started to laugh. ‘Get out you dorks so I can feed her,’ the same voice said and you could hear the others leave. As the room went quiet, you slowly lifted your tail and the blankets, revealing the man sitting on the edge of the bed. As you looked over the appearance of the man, you couldn’t help but notice his lean figure, square chin, plump lips and those woodsy brown eyes. Involuntary you blushed and quickly averted your eyes towards the food that he had brought. 

‘I don’t know what kind of food you like, but I brought you some bulgogi (Korean beef dish), some vegetables and rice.’ Your mouth watered as you eyed the tender flesh. It had been a long time since you had eaten a good dish, but you couldn’t help but be hesitant as you slowly reached for the chopsticks. ‘Don’t be shy, it’s all yours,’ the man smiled softly and shoved the tray full of food towards you. As you saw the sincerity in his eyes, you didn't hesitate to shove all the meat in your mouth, almost choking in the process. ‘Hey, woah. Slow down! There is enough food,’ Hyungwon said, a surprised expression on his face, which soon turned into a concerned one, ‘how long has it been since you’ve eaten a proper meal?’ Slowly chewing on your meat, you thought about it. You shook your head and shrugged. ‘I can’t remember.’ Hyungwon closed his eyes and sighed. He had a feeling that you hadn’t had a good home before. He shook his head, making you eye fall on the bondage in his neck. You slowly brought your hand up to it and touched it, ‘This is my fault, isn’t it?’ you said with a small voice, scared of your punishment. ‘Yes, but don’t worry about it. I understand that I approached you too quick,’ Hyungwon saw the panic in your eyes and softly grabbed your hands, squeezing them in a reassuring way. ‘You are not mad? You are not going to punish me?’ 

‘You are safe here... Me nor any of the others will hurt you.’ 

A lump formed itself in your throat. You had never known any kindness in your life and it was so different from what you were used to. ‘I am so sorry for hurting you...’ Hyungwon smiled softly, knowing that you had never meant to hurt him in the first place. You weren’t a vicious creature. 

‘When you are finished eating, I can take you to introduce yourself to the others. I’m Hyungwon, and you?’ 

‘That would be nice. I’m Y/N.’ 

After you had finished the food, you stepped out of the bed, noticing that you weren’t wearing your original clothes, but a t-shirt that was two or three sizes too big and a way too big pair of sweatpants. A red blush covered your neck and cheeks and you bit your lip, ‘who eh... changed me?’ At your flustered state Hyungwon laughed. ‘None of the guys, our next door neighbor is a woman. We asked her, because we didn’t want to invade your personal space.’ You smiled softly and grabbed Hyungwon’s hand as you followed him to, what you supposed, the living room. As you left the room behind, you could hear and feel the loud and busy atmosphere that the other boys left around. You shrunk a bit and hid behind Hyungwon.

‘Guys calm down and let me introduce you to Y/N,’ Hyungwon said and softly pushed you away from behind him. ‘Hi, I’m Y/N. Nice to meet you all. I am very sorry for all the trouble I’ve caused you so far,’ you said in a quiet voice, bowing with you nose almost touching your knees, ears reaching the ground. Hyungwon reached for your chin and lifted your posture. ‘I already told you not to worry about it. It happens and any of us would be scared too if we were approached by seven unknown men.’ The other six men shook their heads, giving you soft smiles and reassuring nods. Slowly you let your body relax and you smiled warily. 

The first one to come up to you was a very tall, handsome man with a sharp chin and soft features. His wide shoulders and strong figure made him look like a giant teddy bear. He had a small mouth, but very soft and plump looking lips, accompanied by a cute nose and small almond shaped eyes. ‘I am Shownu, the eldest of the group,’ his voice was masculine and you almost didn’t catch what he was saying due to staring to his appearance too much. Once you caught yourself staring, you blushed fifty shades of red and bowed once again. ‘It is a pleasure meeting you Shownu.’ 

After he introduced himself, the other following quickly, making it hard for you to remember all of their names, but you would be gone in a quick while anyway. When they all had introduced themselves and went to sit down to talk some more and hang out, you felt very uncomfortable, not knowing what their boundaries were and what you could and could not do, so after standing a while, you took a seat on the floor, next to the couch. 

‘Why are you sitting on the ground when there is plenty of space on one of the couches or chairs?’ asked Minhyuk, raising an eyebrow. 

‘I didn’t think you are ok with me sitting in the same position as you...’ 

A sour look dawned on the faces of the men, not believing what they just heard. 

‘Of course we are ok with it! You are human too,’ Hyungwon said with a thick voice, ‘What happened to you? If I may ask...’ 

You were very confused by now. You didn’t knew that humans could be nice and you didn’t know how to act on it. So instead of answering the question you stood up quickly, ‘I think it’s time for me to go home... Thank you for your kindness and the food.’ 

‘It didn’t seem like you had a home to begin with.’ Minhyuk his words hit you hard as you had forgotten your situation being with these handsome men. 

‘You can stay with us tonight and tomorrow and search for a good home for you. If we can not find you something, we will take you to the hybrid shelter the day after tomorrow,’ Shownu said, standing up and yawning. ‘Also I think it is time for me to go to bed, as it is half past four. Changkyun, can she sleep in your room. You have the most space and an extra bed.’ 

‘Yes of course she can stay in my room,’ the guy named Changkyun said and smiled friendly in your way. ‘Are you tired? I’ll show you my room and in which bed you can sleep.’ 

Changkyun stood up and beckoned for you to follow him. You quickly obeyed and followed the handsome man to a door at the end of the hallway. ‘This is my room, sorry if it’s a bit messy, but I wasn’t really expecting guests,’ he laughed and opened the door. The strong smell of man and cologne hit your sensitive nose and it took a while for you to get used to it. ‘Is...’ you hesitated, was it appropriate to ask something of someone that had already done so much for you? 

‘What is it?’ 

‘Well.. Is it Ok to open a window?’ you asked shyly, fidgeting with your hands. 

You heard Changkyun’s footsteps approach you and you embraced yourself for the impact of a punch or a hit, but instead a pair of soft fingers lifted your chin, making you look up into Changkyun his soft brown eyes. 

‘I don’t know what you have been through and how your previous owners treated you, but we won’t hurt you and you don’t have to be afraid all the time. It is ok to ask something so normal. You don’t have to tell me or any of the others what you have been through, we won’t push you, but please don’t be scared anymore. You are safe.’

You felt a sting in your heart at his soft words, eyes filling with tears and soft sniffles filling the room. In a matter of seconds a pair of strong warm arms were wrapped around you, making you let go of your hold back tears and cry in the arms of a total stranger, yet feeling so comfortable as you had known him your whole life. 

[the-ronan-cycle]

Diverse Book Recs

I recently typed up a list of books for a friend who said she’d stopped reading because she couldn’t find diverse/queer books. This list is predominately focused on queer diversity but there’s also lot’s of super awesome ladies and poc here too. The list is also in two parts, the first are all books that I’ve read myself and include me trying to give a summary, content warnings (If I can remember, I can’t guarantee they’re all exhaustive.) and a rating. The second part has books on my to read list that, to my knowledge, have queer characters. All of the titles are linked to their goodreads page.

I Was Born For This - Alice Oseman

A Hijabi ace fangirl goes to London on a week long trip to meet her internet friend and go to the concert of her favourite band. Jimmy, the trans, gay, mixed race, mentally ill singer for said band is figuring out how growing up famous has changed himself and his friends. They cross paths and stuff happens. A really interesting look into fan culture, both the good and the bad. Really fun characters and relationships. Written by the same person who does the Heartbreaker webcomic. CW: alcoholic behavior, brief mention of unintentional trans outing 4.5/5

The Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater

Welsh mythology meets small town Virginia. Gorgeous, poetic writing by Stiefvater tells the surreal story of a group of teenagers on the search for a lost welsh king and wish foretold if one wakes him. Along the way they discover the power of ley lines, dreams, and ~friendship~. One of the main characters (my favourite character) is canon queer (he’s into a girl and guy but like, the word bi isn’t explicitly said) and one of the other main characters is canon gay. It’s a difficult story to describe but it’s such a fascinating read. CW: child abuse, alcohol and drug abuse, there’s a scene in the second book that I think the author confirmed was sexual assault 5/5

Shades of Magic Series - V.E. Schwab

Avatar the last airbender meets pirates and royalty and multiverses. In this world there are 4 earths that intersect at London. Kell is one of the only two people who can travel between Londons. Grey London is our world, Red London is Kell’s, full of magic. White London is a wasteland barren of magic and ruled by bloodthirsty twins. Black London is dead. The main cast of Kell, Lila Bard, a pirate thief who gets caught up in the adventure, Rhy, the (gay? Bi? I forget lol) prince of Red London, and Alucard, (also gay? Or bi?) actual pirate have to save the multiverse! Lots of great subplots, written by a queer woman and impossible to put down. If you saw me with my kindle in class after winter last year, it was because I literally couldn’t stop reading. CW: frankly it’s been too long since I read it im sorry 5/5

Leah on the Offbeat/Simon vs the Homosapiens Agenda - Becky Albertalli

Simon Vs is the book Love Simon is based on. Simon (gay) has a mystery pen pal, Blue. All he knows is that Blue also goes to Creekwood High and is gay. But Simon leaves the emails open on a school computer because he’s a dumbass and then also an ass but the bad kind, Martin finds them and blackmails Simon. It’s similar to the movie but I prefer the book! There are some scenes and plot points that didn’t make it in. Also his friends don’t suck as much when he’s outed. Leah on the OffBeat is the sequel about Simon’s friend, Leah. She’s bi! Simon thought all his friends were straight but jkjkjk gays flock together. Cute wlw high school story. CW: character is outed against their will, underage drinking  SVTHA 5/5 LOTO 4/5

The Gentleman’s Guide to Vice and Virtue - Mackenzi Lee

Main character is a total slut and we support him. Bi and ready to party. But wait it’s the 1800s and that’s not super chill. In a final hurrah before he has to become master of his family estate, Henry Montague takes his best friend (gay and also ready to party) and, reluctantly, his little sister  (ace and ready to be a doctor) on a tour of the continent. Along the way they discover a plot and their trip turns upside down. There’s pirates! Period accurate medicine! Characters unlearning their prejudices! CW: Child abuse, period typical homophobia, sexism and racism 4/5

Captive Prince Trilogy - C.S. Pacat

hEAR ME OUT. This is probably my favourite series I’ve ever read. You’ve heard of enemies to lovers? Get ready for enemies to friends to lovers to enemies to allies to lovers! Crown Prince Damianos of Akielos is caught up in a coup lead by his half brother and sent to the enemy nation of Vere to be a pleasure slave for their crown prince, Laurent. Now here you think it’s gonna be some kinky sex romp but it actually becomes the best political intrigue with a thoughtful, loving, very vanilla romance. “If you gave me your heart, I would treat it tenderly”. Dw they only have sex after the whole slave thing is over. Also, they abolish slavery so there’s that. If you don’t like the first book,  I get it but just try the second book, the tone changes with the change of setting. The author does some really interesting stuff with her setting. Typically writers will just make society reflect our by default but Pacat threw that out, homophobia? Never heard of her. In Vere it’s actually taboo for men and women to have sex before marriage because of the threat of bastards. So everyone just is gay instead. You want a matriarchal warrior women country? Pacat has got your back. The series does lack in well written women. There are a few women but not enough, Pacat has talked about this and is basically like, u right, I’ll do better in my next series. Written by a queer WOC (kinda? Woc is the wrong word but just read these tweets where she describe it better than i ever could)  and I love it, the end. CW: child abuse, child sexual abuse, incest, rape, sex slavery, prostitution, graphic violence, non consensual drug consumption, child death, suicide, torture, animal death (also it should be obvious but none of these things are glorified, the abuser is the worst and he sucks and everyone hates him) 6/5

Carry On - Rainbow Rowell

Based on the Harry Potter parody series from Rowell’s book Fangirl. Simon Snow (doesn’t ever figure out his sexuality but had a girlfriend and boyfriend) is the chosen one, orphaned and brought to a magical boarding school, must save magical britain from evil. His best friend, book smart Penelope and his (possibly evil and a vampire? Also gay) roommate Baz must work together to defeat the humbug. This book has a really fantastic closed magic system and gives the character very clear limits. CW: rat death? 5/5

Queer There and Everywhere - Sarah Prager

A nonfiction book about 23 people throughout history that were both queer and very cool. From Frida Kahlo and Abraham Lincoln to the actual Danish Girl and Kristina Vasa, Prager dives into the lives of many historical figures who were also queer. A really wide gamut of women, men and nb, cis and trans, white and poc. Could have had more historical figures from the east. A fun, easy read. Made me cry, i want lesbian moms. 4/5

Huntress - Malinda Lo

It’s been a few years since I read this so bear with me. Cool magic girl main character and less magic but also cool other girl as well as a misfit group including the prince and a badass lady named shae (hell yeah) have to go into the fae world to right the magical imbalance of their world. Wlw, written by a queer woc CW: I don’t remember sorry 4/5

Outrun the Wind - Elizabeth Tammi

(I’m actually only half way through this) (Also it’s written by a mutual of mine on tumblr so that’s tight) A queer retelling of the greek myth of Atalanta. Atalanta (bi) is taken by the hunters of Artemis and has to help them defeat Apollo who’s being shitty. Wlw, written by a bi lady CW: animal death

Iron Breakers trilogy - Zaya Feli

Bastard Prince (queer), Ren, is happy to be out of the line of succession and just party it up but suddenly is framed for the murder of his brother and on the run along with a prisoner who escaped with him. Ren is faced with realities of y’know, not being a prince and decides to help save his country. Political intrigue with some twists I didn’t guess. MLM CW: slavery, graphic violence 4.5/5

All for the Game trilogy - Nora Sakavic

Think dark, queer, sports anime but with a co-ed team. Neil Josten (demi sexual- “which way do you swing? “I don’t?”) is on the run from his mob boss, murderer father and finds himself on the collegiate exy team of the palmetto foxes. Exy, a violent cross between lacrosse and soccer is Neil’s favourite thing but the team is made up of misfits. Neil has to survive both his father and the Raven’s (another exy team) owner, another mob boss, coming for him and his team. Super fast paced, very intense, after the first book I couldn’t put it down. The characters are all super interesting as are the relationships. Multiple mlm relationships, one briefly mentioned wlw couple CW: (o boy here we go) suicide, graphic violence, graphic torture, non consensual drug consumption, alcohol and drug abuse, prescription drug abuse, non consensual kissing, rape, child sexual abuse, sex work, mention of gay conversion therapy, discussion of self harm and self harm scars, child abuse 4.5/5

The Posterchildren - Kitty Burroughs

It’s been years since I read this so I really don’t remember much. It’s about a school for superheroes. Definitely wlw I don’t remember any else 4/5

Six of Crows Duology - Leigh Bardugo

A misfit group of criminals is hired to travel north to break into an impregnable prison. The cast of characters is lovable and the plot is fast paced. It’s set in the same universe as Bardugo’s first series but you don’t need to read them. (I did and they were ok but six of crows is better). Two of the main characters are mlm. CW: gore, graphic violence, child abuse 4.5/5

The Percy Jackson Series and Magnus Chase Series

I don’t need to describe these lol. PJO has two canon gay characters, the most recent series has lesbian and ace huntresses of artemis, and a bi main character. Magnus Chase has a non binary main character starting in the second book.

On My To-Read List:

Orlando - Virginia Woolf

I love her writing, it’s poetic without hurting my brain to read. This is a classic queer novel. It’s been said that Woolf wrote it as a “love letter” to Vita, her lover. The main character changes gender throughout the novel.

Stars in Her Eyes - Clare C. Marshall

I bought a copy of the first book in this series from the author at a convention last summer. It’s about a school for people with powers. I asked and apparently there’s a queer character but you don’t find out til the second book.

Ash - Malinda Lo

A wlw retelling of cinderella by the same author as Huntress.

The Academy Journals - Garrett Robinson

Apparently there’s trans, lesbian, gay, poly, ace, bi, pan! It’s about a magical school. It has really good reviews on goodreads so that’s promising

The Abyss Surrounds Us - Emily Skrutskie

There’s gay lady space pirates. Actually maybe not space? Idk i got space vibes

Vicious/Vengeful - V.E. Schwab

A story about moral greyness and supervillains. Kinda reminds me of Nimona tbh. I heard the main character is ace?

Our Bloody Pearl - D.N. Brynn

There’s mermaids, and pirates, and it’s gay apparently. The main character uses they them pronouns I think.

Breaking Legacies - Zoe Reed

Fantasy wlw by a trans dude (i think? They went through some sort of gender transition but i can’t find their pronouns)

The Dark Wife - S.E. Diemer

A wlw retelling of Hades and Persephone

The High Court Series - Megan Derr

Fantasy political intrigue mlm and I was told the main character is trans

Btw my rating system was basically:

4/5=i enjoyed reading it and would recommend it but probably wouldn’t read it again

4.5/5=I really liked it and would probably reread it

5/5= i love it, i either have or plan to reread it