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IMPRACTICAL JOKERS MEME PT 2

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING MEME CONTAINS SCENES OF GRAPHIC STUPIDITY AMONG FOUR LIFELONG FRIENDS WHO COMPETE AND EMBARRASS EACH OTHER...

(PART ONE IS HERE)

“One last ride and it’s night night forever.” “DRUM SOLO!” ”Money means nothing to me.” "Do you ever get freaky with a turkey baster?" “I wish I had less booty, and more badonkadonk.” “Who wants a good, old-fashioned fucking?” “Where on your tongue is the fun?” “Come back to me, you son of a bitch!” “I told you, it’s gonna all fall apart.” “I wished that I could meet you…so that I could destroy you.” “Penny for your thoughts?” “I could take you in a fight.” “If you’re gonna fall, fall on dem boobies, ‘cause that’s why God gave 'em to you.” “Congrats, you big baby.” “Save the drama for your penguin mama!” “Oh my God, those are my favorite pants!” “Some would call him a freak, but that dude was the sheet.” “Stage dive!” “Prepare for something amazing!” “Did I deserve that?” “You look nice and tight, boy!” “Stop sending me to voicemail!” “You think you know hard? I’m the hard one!” “Chicken, family, you know it.” “That was good, not great.” “Don’t be scurred, be securred.” “I wanna bite dat juicy booty!” “That t-t-t-tong.” “My nipples are so hard under this apron.” “The whole place is looking at you like a jackass.” “I pulled my fat.” “You wanna lick the finger?” “Do you think your best days are behind you or in front of your stupid face?” “Waffles… I like them shits.” “I said shut up!” “If you refuse, you lose.” “What’s with all the dirty pictures of you on my fridge?” “Hey, soul sister. Now you give me a nickname.” “Look mommy, I’m a rockstar.” “I’ve been middle fingering you every time you had your back to me.” “More hugs, less thugs.” “Smells like bitch in here.” “Why are condoms so baggy?” “Smells like lavender in here.” “You come across as the person...who kisses with their eyes wide open.” “Is your name Beth?” “Oh, shit.”