#look all im saying is that skeevy sheev could have been way less suspicious with his sith art history collection
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hey you know how basically the whole GFFA is a number of space wizards of varying moralities battlegrounds? and how like, irl, in ex-battlegrounds we find both like, live munitions, but also ones which are still around bc they were DOA?
and how sometimes (weirdly often) the dead/presumed dead bombs(/mines/etc) become kinda... decorative art or at least weird bits of the landscape?
point I'm getting at here is how many people in the GFFA have like, A Weird Stone or whatever that is actually an untriggered or mildly broken Sith Nightmare Machine (etc) sitting in their fucking yard, or the local park is actually 2/3rds of a ritual circle of 'kill everyone on the planet with spikes'.
#star wars#look all im saying is that skeevy sheev could have been way less suspicious with his sith art history collection#by just being like I THOUGHT THE COLOURS IN THIS ABSTRACT ART WERE COOL#WHAT DO YOU MEEEAN ITS A RITUAL SCROLL OF KILL JEDI TO DEATH WITH FIRE#etc. 'this weird lumpy rock reminds me if home :)'#takes him from kinda weird edgy hobby to force null affable idiot with bad luck#(also hi i live! i am army crawling my way to a month's holiday before I start a new job :)#which pays way more than my current one and will hopefully be less of a tirefire#or at least a more interesting one.)
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I never really thought about it that way…but yeah, Sith artifacts are like mystical UXOs…normal folks find some intimidating pyramid with aggressive swirls and call a nearby Jedi outpost or local Force adept to come deal with it like the bomb squad
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hey you know how basically the whole GFFA is a number of space wizards of varying moralities battlegrounds? and how like, irl, in ex-battlegrounds we find both like, live munitions, but also ones which are still around bc they were DOA?
and how sometimes (weirdly often) the dead/presumed dead bombs(/mines/etc) become kinda... decorative art or at least weird bits of the landscape?
point I'm getting at here is how many people in the GFFA have like, A Weird Stone or whatever that is actually an untriggered or mildly broken Sith Nightmare Machine (etc) sitting in their fucking yard, or the local park is actually 2/3rds of a ritual circle of 'kill everyone on the planet with spikes'.
#star wars#look all im saying is that skeevy sheev could have been way less suspicious with his sith art history collection#by just being like i thought the colours in this abstract art were cool#what do you meeean its a ritual scroll of kill jedi to death with fire#etc. 'this weird lumpy rock reminds me if home :)'#takes him from kinda weird edgy hobby to force null affable idiot with bad luck#(also hi i live! i am army crawling my way to a month's holiday before i start a new job :)#which pays way more than my current one and will hopefully be less of a tirefire#or at least a more interesting one.)#Palpatine#darth sidious#emperor palpatine#star wars headcanons
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