#longer than I thought it was gonna be asDJHASJDAHSD

[dino--draws]

head canons for the pokemon villians? how about tiso, vespa, or hive knight?

//slams hands on table// >:D Alrighty! I’m gonna split this into two posts because this is gonna end up turning into something long, I just know it.  So this one will be for the pokemon villians, and the one that’ll be posted right after will be for the Hive! (cause I’ve got some thoughts bout it)  Pokemon Villians that I have Headcanons for: Giovanni: okay I'm gonna be real this man has the most aggressive straight white dad energy I've ever seen. This man inadvertedly (and unfortunately) adopted several idiots upon forming RR. No he's not happy about it either he was expecting these people to be smarter and/or less disasters. Dad friend but also an asshole mafia boss whose gettin real fuckin tired of this bullshit. Cyrus: aro/ace and he/they motherfucker. I'm pretty sure its canon that his childhood was SHIT but oh yeah it defiantly was for this dude. If someone wants to destroy the world to recreate it / thinks emotions are a flaw at like age 27 (or less, cause this was probably premeditated for a good bit) then you fucked up somewhere as a parent like holy shit. //slams some gifted kid syndrome and a shit ton of expectations from parents onto that twink// Please get them some therapy for the love of Arceus. Also, for a bit of angst, me and some friends headcanon them as being childhood friends with Cynthia <:) Plus; I really like the headcanon that in a timeline Cyrus won, he’d take the form of Beta Arceus so I’ve just absorbed that headcanon askdhaksjdhaks I just think its neat.  Archie + Maxie (specifically ORAS): they're gay and stupid, your honor. And I love the rock twink and sea himbo. Maxie is absolutely the feral one out of those two, he can and will growl at someone. Archie could be considered the chill dad friend if he wasn’t trying to end the world atm.  They’re not evil, they just failed science class and need a little nudge in the right direction smh I feel like before they formed the teams Maxie was probably be geologist while Archie works in pokemon rehabilitation- specifically water types.  Lysandre: That's just thanos but ginger and gay. Sycamore, buddy, you deserve better- but that's not gonna stop your morally grey ass from going "I can fix him!", is it? //sigh// good luck you fruit. Ghetsis: //slow stare// aight I got nothing for this man aside from the words ‘rat bastard’ asdjhagsdgasd Lusamine: Scary woman winter. Also an asshole. Like Sun/Moon made her possessed but Ultra just went ‘lol she’s just an abusive prick’ and I’m sitting here like oh.  I also personally like to toss out the whole ‘kidnapped by RR’ thing and replace it with ‘she’s the one who brought them all here’ because I’d like to think that Giovanni came to her with the idea (cause she’s got the portal tech) and she was like ‘y’know what? fuck yeah let’s do this shit. pOwer.’ but jokes on her that’s gonna be a mistake because they’re all idiot disasters.  Also I’m a sUCKER for the Mapleshade Dynamic of a fuckin scary lady in charge of the villian squad.