#longefellow

[crazy-so-na-sega]

Ai tempi antichi dell'arte,

I costruttori cesellavano con la massima cura

Ogni particolare minuto e invisibile,

Perché gli dei vedono dappertutto.

-H. Longefellow

[returnn-of-the-mac]

FO4 Companions React Headcanon- Sole burning lunch & setting off the fire alarm

Sole was in the kitchen of an dilapidated apartment complex, making him/herself a decent lunch of Deathclaw Steak. In the process of doing so, Sole looked out the window got distracted by a group of off-duty Diamond City security guards below trying to recreate an odd pre-war dance called the Harlem Shake. Sole forgot all about the steak until the blaring fire alarm snaps him/her back to reality

Deacon:

Deacon was in the middle of changing his outfit when the alarm when off.

“You know if you really wanted to see me naked you could’ve just asked nicely.”

He walked into the kitchen in his underwear to see Sole standing there with the burnt steak.

“Well that’s an eyesore? Nothing a little contour can’t fix, amiright? But seriously, you’re not actually going to eat that, are you?” Deacon handed Sole another piece of deathclaw meat. “Hopefully second times the charm, pal.”

Cait:

Cait was rummaging around one of the nearby rooms when she head the alarm go off.

“What’re ye doin in there!?”

When she approached Sole and saw the charred steak, she grimaced. “I see ye like it well done. Like, very well done.”

“I burned it.”

“I can see that. The thing looks incinerated. At least the chars will give ye some extra protein.”

Longfellow:

Longfellow was reading an old nature magazine that he found when he heard the alarm go off.

“Are you okay in there?” He put down the magazine and walked into the other room, immediately eying the burned steak.

“I give you props. I’m an old man. And in all my decades of living, I’ve never seen a piece of meat burned this bad.” He scratched his head. “ But Deathclaw meat is tough. The best way to cook it is to slow-roast it.”

He gave Sole another piece of deathclaw meat. “I’ll show you how to prep and cook it the right way.”

Ada:

Ada was collecting junk when she heard the alarm. “Alarm detected. Are you safe?”she asked through the wall.

“Yes Ada, I’m fine.” Sole answered, walking into the room with the burnt streak.

“What is that?” Ada asks, scanning the meat. “I have determined that this specimen is 1% deathclaw, 99% charcoal. Traces of deathclaw detected.

Are you in safe? Do you need assistance?”

“No Ada, I’m fine, thank you.”

“Affirmative.”

Nick:

Nick was reading a book in the other room when the fire alarm went off. He couldn’t help but chuckle a bit.

“How’s that steak coming along, pal?”

“It’s fine Nick, I’m just cooking.” Sole shouted from the other room, frantically fanning the smoke.

“Sounds more like burning.” Nick joked. After making sure that everything was okay, Nick offered Sole a second piece of deathclaw meat.

“Easy bucko. This is the last piece of Deathclaw I’ve got. Make sure to actually cook it this time.”

Gage:

Gage was sharpening his switch blade when the alarm went off.

“How’s that lunch coming?” he asked sarcastically.

When Sole entered the room with the burnt steak, Gage just shrugged.

“A little crispy but it ain’t the worst I’ve seen.”

He rips off a piece of the meat and tosses it into his mouth. “A little crunchy. A little tough. A little smokey. It ain’t bad though. Yeah, it ain’t too bad. Just eat it.”

Danse:

Danse was modding weapons in the other room when he heard the blaring of the alarm. “Stay put, soldier! I’m coming.” He drops to the floor and crawls to the door, feeling the knob with the back of his hand. He then opens the door, where he meets Sole, holding a burnt steak.

“Danse? What are you doing?”

Danse stands up. “Considering the pitch and volume of the alarm, I assumed there was a combustion. You seemed to have been able to contain the inferno. Good job, soldier.”

“There wasn’t a fire, I just burned my lunch.”

Danse looks quizzically at the burnt slab of meat.

“Oh...I’m sorry to hear that. That’s quite unfortunate. I suggest being more attentive to your cooking in the future. Luckily, I have some extra rations.”

He then hands Sole a box of Fancy Lads Snack Cakes.

MacCready:

MacCready was relaxing on an old mattress when the fire alarm went off. He rolled his eyes.

“Hey! Next time you wanna do an EDM jam sesh, remind me to bring my turntable.”

He rolled over and covered his ears with an old straw pillow until the alarm ceased. When he sat back up, he saw Sole holding out a sad-looking steak.

“Wow. That looks bad.” MacCready poked the stiff steak, “Like, really bad.”

Sole shrugged. “I’m hungry.”

“Yeah but you’ve got to have some standards. That’s the worst-cooked piece of meat I’ve ever seen! And I was the Mayor of a village run by kids!” MacCready sighed. “Look, I picked up a box of Blanco Mac n Cheese that I found. We can split it if you want. But I’m making it.”

Hancock:

Hancock was doing jet when the alarms went off.

“Hm. Can’t quite tell if this is the jet or real life.”

Sole walked in holding the burnt steak a few minutes later.

“Ah. That answers my question.”

Sole sat down next to Hancock and hesitantly poked at the steak with his/her fork.

Hancock instantly noticed Sole’s disinterest in the food and handed him/her some jet.

“Here, brother/sister. This should take the edge off the food.”

Piper:

Piper was in the middle of writing a draft for the paper when the alarm started blaring.

“Hey, Blue! Everything okay in there?”

“Yeah Piper all good. I just managed to completely singe my lunch.” Sole answered.

“Oh, I’m sure it’s not that bad.” Piper walked into the kitchen and was greeted with a cloud of smoke. She then saw the slab of meat. “Yikes! That’s not edible. Here, have some Sugar Bombs, I have some extra.”

X6-88

X6 was watching the dancing Diamond City guards in disgust when the alarm went off.

“Ma’am/Sir? I suggest that in the future, you pay more attention to your cooking than to the buffoons below.”

Strong:

Strong was going through his collection of assorted meats when the alarm went of.

“WHAT. IS. THAT. SOUND???”

“It’s just the fire alarm Strong. It’s fine.” Sole reassured from the other room.

When Strong found the source of the screeching he walked straight up to the alarm.

“PUNY ROBOT. STOP MAKING NOISE OR YOU WILL DIE.”

When the alarm failed to stop, Strong whipped out his heated super sledge. “STRONG SMASH!!”

Preston:

Preston was tuning into various radio stations when the alarm when off. When he heard the sound, he rushed into the other room.

“Everything okay in here, General?”

Sole looked at his/her worried companion. “I’m good, Preston. I just burned my lunch.”

“I’m sorry to hear that, General. If you want I can contact a nearby settlement to see if they have any extra meat for trade.”

Curie/Codsworth:

This scenario never happened with Curie and Codsworth. They both insisted on helping Sole cook the entire time and didn’t let the food burn.

[lucasrombola]

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[batswithsplinters]

Tagged by: @genuine-american-ghoul

Rules: Answer 20 questions, then tag 20 bloggers that you want to get to know better

Name: Joseph

Nicknames: Princess, Joe, Maximum Bitch, Longefellow Bottomsworth

Age: 23

Gender: Male

Orientation: Straight

Favorite color: Purple

Book recommendations: Choke, Something Wicked This Way Comes

Movie recommendations: Dude Bro Party Massacre 3, A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge, Evil Dead 2

TV recommendations: The Flash, Todd and the Book of Pure Evil, Ash vs. Evil Dead

Music recommendations: Alice Cooper, That Handsome Devil, Ween, Type O Negative, Ghost

Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate? Coffee

Cats or dogs? Dogs

Favorite meme? The Simpsons memes are getting me all nostalgic lately.

I want to live long enough to witness: Bacon wrapped enemas.

Weird obsessions: Trying to get some fucking sleep.

Tumblr birthday: I dunno, it was like December of 2012 when I made this fucker.

How many sideblogs: Just one @bonesdirtandrotincorporated .

Random fact about me: I know where Elvis is.

Goals for 2018: Get a better job or fucking die probably.

@an-tig-on-ie @nonamecody @awesomgrlgr8job

[ai9mr]

j.w. longefellow

Kemasyhuran yang telah dicapai dan dimiliki oleh orang-orang hebat tidaklah diraih dalam hentakan yang seketika. Mereka bekerja keras meraihnya saat rekanrekan mereka tidur di malam hari

[lucasrombola]

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[returnn-of-the-mac]

A little while ago, I said I wanted to write reacts based on in-game events/quests that should have had reactions (just very basic, “if the companions had one line to say in the moment, this is what it would be” kinda deal) Here’s anotha one! Please enjoy! :)

FO4 Companions React: Visions in Dunwich Borrers

Preston:[terrified] Did you see that!?

Piper: [scared] Let’s get out of here!

Nick: Never much a believer in the paranormal…until now.

Cait: [unnerved] Is this some kinda joke?

Codsworth: [screams]

Longefellow: [unbothered] I ain’t afraid of no ghosts.

Curie: Oh my! Did you see that [Madame/Monsieur]. Either ze air quality ees terrible, or we just zaw ghosts!

MacCready: [sarcastic] Yeah, something tells me we probably shouldn’t be here right now. Just a hunch.

Hancock: Did ya see that!? Or am I trippin!?

Danse: That vision was ominous and foreboding. It would be a foolish of us to proceed.

Strong: Stupid ghosts no stop Strong!

X6-88: We must be hallucinating from the lack of oxygen down here.

Deacon: I think this place might be a tad bit…haunted.

Gage: [walks in opposite direction] Aight, imma head out.

[returnn-of-the-mac]

Are requests still open? How about companions + faction leaders finding out that Sole is a ghost, and has been one since before the war? Like they can’t be killed by humans (maybe ghosts can kill other ghosts, but that’s the only way they can die), they can float and pass through solid objects and people (if they choose to do it), can make doors and windows slam open or shut on their own (like the thaumaturgy spell from dnd), and are slightly transparent if you look closely enough.

As for how Shaun was born, I’ll let you decide if ghosts can reproduce or if Shaun was adopted or whatever.

Heya! I know this rq was supah old, but I’m trying to get around to all of them! Sorry about that, hopefully you’re still around to see it! Please enjoy! :)

FO4 Companions (+ Faction Leaders) React: Ghost Sole

After having a nearly lethal fight against a death claw in the Salem witch museum, an exhausted Sole and their companion decided to spend the night in the building after making sure it was completely free of any potential threats.

The pair fell asleep fairly quickly, although restless. At around midnight, [companion] woke up, only to see Sole walking— or rather gliding— out of the room. But they didn’t use the door. They went through the wall.

Preston: [terrified, closing eyes] It’s just a dream, Preston. It’s just a dream, Preston. It’s just a dream, Preston…

Hancock: [rubbing eyes] What the fuck did I just witness?

Piper: GHOST!!!!

Nick: That’s a bad omen…

Cait: [unphased] Ha ha, real funny. Yer gonna havta try harder than that tah scare me.

Curie: [horrified, can’t talk] Ahhhhhhhhh…

Codsworth: WHAT ON EARTH!?

Longefellow: [annoyed; shaking fist] Damn ghosts! Can’t ya just leave me be!?

MacCready: [startled] Holy sh—holy fu—what the hell!?

Strong: Where human going? Why no use door? Or feet?

X6-88: This place is cursed. We need to leave immediately.

Father: [horrified, closing eyes] The pollution in the above-ground air is poisoning me and starting to make me hallucinate.

Danse: [uneasy] Was…was that an apparition?

Maxson: Has the Institute unleashed ghost synths upon us!?!? [shoots Sole. Bullet goes through body] *shrieks*

Deacon: What is this sorcery!?!?

Desdemona:[lights cigarette, shaking] What the hell just happened?

Gage: [stunned] Well. Shit.

Mags: [packing up things] Nope. I’m not doing this. I’m leaving.

Mason: [following Sole] Hey, ghosty. Where yah goin?

Nisha: Is this…the ghost of one of my victims?

…

Upon hearing the commotion, Sole turned around. Realizing they had been caught, Sole admitted that they had, in fact, died when the bombs dropped and were a ghost.

Preston: *faints*

Hancock: [amused] Woah-ho, that’s rad.

Piper: Why didn’t you tell me!?

Nick: I mean, that does make a lot more sense than being alive for over two centuries. I’m surprised I didn’t realize sooner.

Cait: [scoffing] Oh, shut up. Yer fulla shite.

Curie: [scared] Oh ahhh…fascinating…

Codsworth: Oh, [sir/mum]…you should have told me sooner. That doesn’t change anything though. I’m still elated to have you back.

Longefellow: Ugh, fine. I suppose you ain’t bad. You can stay.

MacCready: That’s uh…wow. That’s a lot to unpack.

Strong: Strong no understand.

X6-88: Is this some kind of sick joke?

Father: [incredulous] This isn’t funny.

Danse: You’re being facetious, correct? You have to be [pauses]…why didn’t you tell me?

Maxson: [confused, scared] I—you—how…?! You are b-banished from the Brotherhood! You are never to show your face aboard the Prydwen again! Do I make myself clear!?

Deacon: Okay. But. So. You’re gonna teach me how to walk through walls, right?

Desdemona: Oh, shut up. Not funny.

Gage: Yo! No way! Yer gonna teach me some cool ghosty shit, right!? Show me how to glide!

Mags: *continues packing*

Mason: That’s fuckin sick! Teach me some of yer spooky tricks and we can go scare the shit outta people. And then kill them.

Nisha: Oh…how disappointing.

[returnn-of-the-mac]

SS and companions (+ Faction leaders, including DLC) get attacked by raiders, or rather the raiders attempt to attack, but they all end up accidentally killing each other. SS and companions don’t even have to move. How would they react?

I did this as one raider tried to attack and wiped out their entire gang. It seems like something Raiders would manage to accidentally do lol. Please enjoy! :)

FO4 Companions (+Others) React: Raider Attacking & Accidentally Killing Entire Gang

Sole and their companion gotten word that there was a Raider issue at Backstreet Apparel, and had set out to put an end to the thugs terrorizing the local settlements.

As they attempted to sneak through the front doors of Backstreet Apparel, a Raider spotted them.

“TIMES UP, ASSHOLE!”

Before Sole and their companion could draw their weapons, Sole noticed that the raider had whipped out a nuke grenade.

“Run!!” Sole prompted.

“Fire in the hole!”

Sole and their companion flew out the front door, just in time to hear the massive explosion.

Nothing was left of Backstreet Apparel but a smoldering pile of rubble.

…

Preston: Well, Raiders aren’t the brightest. Problem solved, I suppose.

Piper: Man…those guys sure are dumb.

Strong: STRONG WANTED TO KILL RAIDERS. MAD THEY KILLED SELVES.

Nick: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Curie: Wow! Zat was zuch a powerful explosion! Like nozing I ‘ave ever seen!

Cait: Watchin Raiders die is always a good time.

Codsworth: Those dolts had it coming!

Longefellow: I sure do love it when idiots take care of themselves.

MacCready: [laughing] Guess you could say they went out with a bang!

Hancock: C'est la vie.

Danse: It appears those miscreants were somehow more tactless than I had anticipated.

Maxson: Don’t these clowns have better things to do with their lives?

X6-88: How disappointing. What a waste of time.

Father: [disappointed] Oh, how mankind has fallen…

Deacon: [genuinely upset] No!! Not Backstreet Apparel!! Now where am I gonna get my costumes!?

Desdemona: Well. You can’t fix stupid.

Gage: Yah see, this is why we have a bad rep. Idiots like these.

Mags: These disorganized, dimwitted standalone gangs are the reason why Raiders aren’t taken seriously. It genuinely infuriates me.

Mason: At least they looked like badasses on their way out.

Nisha: [putting knife away] Damn. They spoiled the fun.

[returnn-of-the-mac]

Here is another react/fake dialogue for an in-game event. Gage was excluded for obvious reasons. Please enjoy! :)

FO4 Companions React: Meeting Harvey At the Nuka-World Transit Center

Preston: [angry] Those damn Raiders. They just don’t know when to quit.

Hancock: Somethin’ ain’t right…

Piper: We’ve gotta help him, Blue!

Nick: [suspicious] Can you give us some more information to work with? The specifics.

Cait: I call bullshite.

Curie: Zat is dreadful! Are you hurt? Do you require medical attention, Monsieur?

Codsworth: Oh dear, my condolences. I know how hard it is to lose your family.

Longefellow: Your wife and kid are dead.

MacCready: I’m getting bad vibes from this guy…

Strong: Human weak for letting Raider take family away.

Danse: I find it highly unlikely that the Raiders haven’t already taken their lives. Undertaking this mission would be needlessly reckless and a waste of time.

Deacon: You really think we can trust this guy?

X6-88: This is obviously a ruse and an insult to our intelligence.