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ratatatastic · 8 days ago

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"There are certain guys walking through the hallway—[Niko] Mikkola, Nikita Zadorov, certainly fits this catergory, from the Boston Bruin (from the game we called on Saturday)—they walk through the hallway pregame and then you start to realise, when they're on skates they must be 7 feet tall!"

"Oh my god, Mikkola's huge. Monster."

"He is a tower!"

"He did like it when I called him 'Long Stick.' He thought that was pretty funny. He's got a long stick."

"He's got a long reach, there is no doubt. It is a factor."

#casters vs talking lengths about how BIG mikksy #alright boys keep it in your pants for 5 seconds #but also mikksy laughing at being called long stick...#unfortunately im still thinking about reino moonlighting stick talk as dick talk #okay carry on #long bean of a wife who i call a tree and yell timber when she falls enjoys being called long stick #i remember day of the mikksy signing after it happened i told a friend #“im so glad he was sitting down because i dont think i could handle it if he stood up i think id run out in fear”#ike yeah i saw him at the parade but also i was shivering for like so many hours i dont think i processed any height information at all #and to be fair he blew past me so its not i even knew remotely how properly big he was #but also everyone going BIG. TOWER. MONSTER.#okay well for one stop using such derogatory words THAT IS MY CRYPTID WIFE. SHE IS NO MONSTER.#SHE CAN BE SLIGHTLY DOMESTICATED IF YOU GIVE HER SWEETS #and for two-

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