#lola can't play chess

[lola-legendary]

I- huh- wha??????????????

[themeasureofasim]

Meanwhile at the Smiths, the kids were playing chess for like 6 hours because Johnny wanted to win a game (I didn't remember that playing a chess game takes this long).

Lola was playing guitar in her otherwise empty room because Chloe's right, we're broke af.

Lola: Welcome to adulthood!

PT#9 kindly unclogs the toilet upstairs, because we can't afford a repairman.

PT#9: What kind of trash were you fed with at campus? You've lived here for only one day.

And Jenny spends some time teaching new commands to Woody. She and PT#9 are going on a trip to Three Lakes during summer holidays.

Jenny: You must take care of the kids while we're away. You're the only one I could trust.

[sparrowsingsstories]

Can I introduce you to Cheddar the ghoul dog who travels with a synth named Mercury?

George the intelligent talking Deathclaw who is in a circus? He does a show with Mateo the Deathclaw Tamer. He also plays chess with Boss.

How about Princess the mutant hound who belongs to Jolene (Jo)?

Lola the Llama - sturdy steed for Sparrow?

Bun the bunny - fluffy companion to Nona?

Henry the Possum isn't mine, they're @alder-berry 's. As is Old Man, the old female cat (you can't call her old lady! That's rude!).

A radstag OC??

I’ve never heard of people making OC’s for the creatures in fallout, only human/ghoul/human like creatures.

That’s pretty cool!

Thank you! 😊 My Sole has a tendency to pick up strays and orphans, which along the way included Legs Washington! He becomes a sort of unofficial mascot for The Castle, despite being a remorseless criminal

Sorry Preston, it's definitely Legs's now. (He's actually very sweet. But he WILL steal your food. Or anything that looks like it might be food.)

[lola-legendary]

Chess moves named after the Octopath travelers

Ophilia's Gambit Declined into Ophilia's Opening (officially Cleric's Opening)

White pawns occupy d4 and d5. Black responds in kind to decline. To make this truly Ophilia's Opening, move your bishops.

Cyrus' Opening (also Gay King Opening)

Sac the Queen for literally no reason at all. (Cyrus plays as black because he can)

Olberic's Opening

Punch your opponent in the face before you sit down. This is a legal move and serves to confuse them so they open poorly.

Azelhart Opening

Open with both your knights and then longcastle asap. Presented is one possible variant.

Alfyn's Mate

You don't know how to play chess. Offer a draw as soon as possible.

Therion's Gambit (aka CHEATING)

Steal your opponent's pieces as you play. Add captured pieces back to the board while they're distracted. Cheat as much as humanly possible until the other resigns.

H'annit's Gambit

Get your cat to roll around on the board until they decide this game is unplayable. Only to be used in extreme circumstances.

[lola-legendary]

[lola-legendary]

PLEASE DON'T SEND ME ANY MORE FUNDRAISERS FOR MY MENTAL HEALTH I AM POOR A CHILD AND HAVE NO FRIENDS

I want to put all that incident behind me so here's my pinned post.

15, trying out new pronouns: she/they/he (preference in descending order)

You'll be seeing:

Octopath traveler (1 and 2)

Hetalia

bullshit from my persona/aa moots

#lola'slife: Lola's daily life (rarely used)

#lola's music: Original songs I wrote

#lola's libanomancy: whimsy moments (magic rp)

#lola can't play chess: chess shitposts

#history with lola: lola shares random

#lolly polly: my original polls

#lola sucks at drawing: my art

#drama queen lola: lola talks about princess shit

#lola questions their existence: Lola talks about gender and sexuality

sideblogs:

@lola-fanfic fanfic blog

@rage-of-draefendi ochette rp

@trousseau-the-apothecary trousseau rp

@coinsandmedicine ot1 rp