Incorrect Quotes Meme tag
Thanks sm for the tag @blind-the-winds!!💛
Rules are to use this generator, but with your characters from whatever WIP!
I will be doing this with characters from “Those Red Nights” and “The Monster and the Butterfly”!
Those Red Nights🌕🐺
Lowell: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges.
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Lowell: I mean, sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have.
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Selene, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.
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Apollo: Keep it running. *Tosses keys over shoulder into empty parking lot.*
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Apollo: What’s it like being tall?
Apollo: Is it nice?
Apollo: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Lowell: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Selene: It was one time!
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Apollo, smugly, after security arrives to escort Selene and Lowell out: So, do you wanna walk out of here or do you wanna be carried out?
Selene, in defeat: Let’s go.
Lowell: Wait.
Selene: What?
Lowell: I’d kinda like to be carried out...
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Lowell, texting Selene: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater…
Selene′s phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later.
*Later*
Selene, texting back: Fuck you.
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Apollo: I’m so excited!
Selene: We’re gonna have the best costumes, get the most candy...
Apollo: And have the biggest stomach aches ever!
Selene: Yeah!
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The Monster and the Butterfly🥀🦋
Sophie: Do you know the ABCs of first aid?
Madame de Papillon: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.
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Madame de Papillon: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.
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Sophie: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously.
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Sophie: Relationships should be 50/50. Edgar cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
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Edgar, in the hospital: Will you visit me when I get out?
Sophie: Lol nah, I hate graveyards.
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Edgar: But what about The Ghost? They were my SOULMATE!
Sophie: You said that about a ball of yarn once!
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Edgar: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.
Sophie: But are you shuffling?
Edgar: Everyday.
Claude: What language are you two speaking??
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Sophie, texting group chat: What flavour of ice cream do you guys want? I’m at the store so be quick!
Edgar: Moose Tracks is good!
Claude: What the fuck is that!?
Edgar: *Gasp* How dare you insult moo-
Claude: No. No no not that. What the hell. Why do you spell flavor like flavour. It’s like you have flavor but then this guy shows up and is like “Oui Oui Would you like chocolate flaVOUR or vanilla flaVOUR.
Sophie and Edgar: what?
Claude: I don’t get it why add the EXTRA u when it’s PERFECTLY FINE AS IT IS!?
Sophie: You done now?
Claude: Yeah ok.
Sophie and Edgar: ...
Claude: ...Can I have the Mint Chocolate chip flavour?
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This was a fuckton of fun to do!!! XD
Tagging @jasperygrace @writing-is-a-martial-art @rosesnwater @charismat1c-megafauna @monsterbride99 @aeipathys @ponponsugar, and whoever would like to join in!!
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firesonic152 - 07/17/2017
lollll
i love the idea of like
jack bein mind controlled during his time as strike commander
it's fun
i love mind control
also i'm sick and everything hurts so now jack has to hurt
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/17/2017
aaah. sorry you're sick. ; ;
try drinking lots of lemons.
did we...we've discussed so many ideas
was there a mind controlled one before?
also, mind control is one thing, but having him blackmailed or too afraid to outright rebel seems angstier to me. like that post you'd reblogged before. altho, i don't buy him not telling Gabe. fandom usually portrays Gabe as teh more cautious, tactical one and Jack as reckless. If Jack knew bad stuff was coming down from the higher ups, he would want Gabe investigating with him...unless he had reason to suspect that Gabe was one of them.
=O
what if they somehow made him think that Gabe was one of their agents?
and Jack and Gabe were already, like, married or some shit
so Jack is trying not to act like anything's amiss but there's a traitor in his bed, touching him, kissing him, fucking him, he's married to a goddamn traitor
they would have had to plant the idea without Jack knowing it came from them
like, they're sneaky about it so that Jack thinks he finds out on his own
they're needing to drive a wedge in between jack and Gabe, elliminate Jack's suport structure to be sure he dances to their tune
and that's why things start to go south with Jack and Gabe's relationship.
All of a sudden, Jack is cold, he's secretive, he doesn't trust things Gabe tells him, he's treating Gabe like the enemy
and to Gabe it all just seems like the job has gotten to him--Jack is Strike COmmander, he's always too busy for Gabe, too wrapped up in being Overwatch's perfect golden boy
which he HAS to be so that the corrupt fucks up the chain of command don't come down on him and his own and crush them all
so, i mean
about on par with stepping on legos
firesonic152 - 07/17/2017
GOD
sorry I disappeared OH MY GOD
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/17/2017
you're good, you're good.
i'm occupying myself in the castlevania tag
firesonic152 - 07/17/2017
LOL
but like!!! Jack's treatment of Gabe causes Gabe to get frustrated and that just confirms Jack's fears
and then everything gets worse
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/17/2017
yupyup
vicious cycle
firesonic152 - 07/17/2017
Does Gabe ever find out or can we wait until they reunite as reaper and 76 before he realizes
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/17/2017
immediately before the explosion
firesonic152 - 07/17/2017
NATURALLY LOL
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/17/2017
one moment of realization and hope and fury and then A RAIN OF FIRE AND DEATH
shiiiiiiiiiiit.
what if Gabe thought Jack was corrupt?
firesonic152 - 07/17/2017
QOQ ow
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/17/2017
what if he thought he had to take Jack down and they fought in Zurich?
does the Reaper claws on Jack's face
they're screaming at each other while the hgher ups have bombs set and press releases ready to go to clean house
firesonic152 - 07/17/2017
EGADS
and right before the end jack snaps and he's yelling shit about how Gabe had betrayed him, he's married a traitor, and gabe is confused
Pissed off kind of confused
Replies with something about how that's rich when Jack is the corrupt one
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/17/2017
hell, what if Jack actually started to break down and shouts "I LOVED you, Gabe!" like an accusation between them. And all that pain he's been holding in for months, all those memories that were tainted, all the stress and heartbreak and the memories of how he let Gabriel take him back when he was trying so hard to act like everything was still normal--it hits him all at once, gets mixed up in his fury and now he's humiliated as well because he's about to fucking cry while facing down the man he'd thought was the love of his life.
firesonic152 - 07/17/2017
QOQ
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/17/2017
that might be a good clue for Gabe, 'cause, like you'd said...Jack just does not cry
firesonic152 - 07/17/2017
NEVER
until now //dun dun
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/17/2017
XD
well, i mean,
and he's crap at acting
so seeing that, Gabe's blood runs cold.
something's wrong, he knows it. something is deeply, deeply wrong, and it wasn't what he'd been suspecting
firesonic152 - 07/17/2017
so post-zurich gabe is looking for answers while jack is tracking down traitors.... like gabe
qoq
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/17/2017
poor bbys
maybe Gabe still isn't 100% sure about Jack and that's why as Reaper he doesn't actively seek him out to talk to him.
but
nothing has told Jack that Gabe wasn't a traitor
he still believes it and it still eats at him
firesonic152 - 07/17/2017
BOYS
god gabe is gonna be FURIOUS when he finds out
and then jack finds him and is ready to kill
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/17/2017
the sadness just keeps going on
jeezus, Reaper's gonna have to subdue his angry old ass to get him to listen
at that point, jack prolly would have, like, pressed all the hurt down deeeeeeep and poured a layer of concrete over it. it's old news, it happened, it forged him into what he's become. he hasn't forgotten and isn't interested in forgiving. he just wants everyone involved dead.
just a cold, resigned, this has to be done.
firesonic152 - 07/17/2017
qoq
gabe keeps trying to reason w him but jack straight up isn't listening
he doesn't care what gabe has to say to him
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/17/2017
so at this point, does gabe know that Jack was manipulated, or is he just trying to get him to talk so they can figure shit out?
also, was the manipulation forged evidence, or a simple bit of mind-fuckery--something much easier than all out mind control, but definitely something that was done to Jack?
'cause if it was the latter, that's opening the doors for heartstring-tugging scenes of Gabe recalling happy memories between them for Jack and telling him that was real
seeing Jack struggling to separate the lies planted in his mind from who Gabe really was
and of couse, anything Gabe says is now suspect, because Jack was made to believe he was a traitor, that everything they had was a lie
but who else could remind Jack of exactly what they meant to each other?
firesonic152 - 07/17/2017
SOBS LOUDLY THIS SHIT IS MY JAM!!!
jack is shooting to kill but gabe just won't fight him, just keeps talking, trying to get through to him
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/17/2017
Gabe strips off one of his gloves and holds his hand up. Sunlight glints off the wedding band he still wears, and he knows the moment Jack recognizes it for what it is, because it's the first time he's hesitated since the fight started.
Jack's voice is harsh as he demands to know why he's wearing that.
'Because I meant it, Jack.' He lowers his hand to remove his mask, bares his ruined face to Jack, hopes that the disfigurment from the explosion and the nanites don't hide his sincerity. 'I meant it,' he says again. 'Till death do us part. I love you, Jack. Always have.'
His shotguns are nowhere to be seen. He's still, defenseless, unmasked, unthreatening. Jack's paranoid mind is screaming that it's a trick, but he lowers his pulse rifle--can't explain why.
A chance to explain what he's found--that's all gabe asks for at the moment. Jack can take the information and follow the leads and find the truth for himself. It kills Gabe to offer that promise, because he doesn't know for sure if Jack will trust anything he finds that originates with him, but he knows that he can't simply explain it because Jack sure as hell won't believe him.
He gives Jack a starting point. A couple of names, a location, maybe, where records could be found. He's prepared to back off for the time being, to give Jack time and space to follow up. He intends to go along--secretly--but the idea of being so close and unable to have his husband back in his arms aches, makes everything ache. He dissasembles, but before he disappears into the shadows, he gives in to temptation, takes a chance. He swirls briefly around Jack, the tail end of one nearly solid tendril of smoke caressing his brow.
I miss you, mi sol.
Jack reacts the way he was expecting, but there wasn't any preparing for the pain that lances through his heart as Jack jerks away, raising his gun, back to high alert as he snarls: "Don't fucking touch me!"
okidoki. am turning in.
night night <3
firesonic152 - 07/18/2017
CLUTCHES CHEST
gabriel deserves better omg i'm crying
Jack can't say why he follows Gabe's information - he tells himself it's to get rid of any remaining doubts, that once he sees Gabe's "evidence" for himself, he'll be able to disprove it once and for all and kill Gabe next time, no regrets.
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/18/2017
But, of course, it's harder to lie to himself when he stops moving, when the demands of his body make it impossible to fight or run for any longer without rest. In the dark and the quiet, wherever it is that he finds a safe, hidden place to lay his head down and rest, that's when he sees what he doesn't want to admit about himself: that he wants Gabe to be right, wants it so desperately even though that would mean that it was his fault they fell apart, his that everything between them went down in flames. At least it would mean that there really had been something there to burn.
Alone with his thoughts and the almost-there memories of Gabe's touch against his skin, Jack wants more than anything to know he was loved, and he dreads the possibility of getting that wish.
firesonic152 - 07/18/2017
QOQ
And then he finds irrefutable proof of what was done to him
and it's like his brain can't... process it
the more he looks at it, the more everything distorts
Gabriel followed along, of course, and he can't stand seeing Jack doing this alone
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/18/2017
time for magical healing dick!
dick ex machina
firesonic152 - 07/18/2017
LOLLL
this could go one of two ways
jack refusing to be touched at first and them having to relearn each other very slowly... or jack doing his usual "bury emotions and everything else under meaningless sex" which gabe has to help him rein back in
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/18/2017
XD
omg
i was joking
jeezus
how do we actually fix this?
i mean, i suppose even if Jack can't process he can realize that something is wrong and turn to Ga
nanite
**nanites
Gabe's made of nanites.
can he like
send some into Jack's brain?
firesonic152 - 07/18/2017
:OOO
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/18/2017
try to find the bad info and burn it out?
remake old connections?
jeezus, Jack wouldn't trust him with that
nm
wouldn't work
firesonic152 - 07/18/2017
IDK THAT'S THE ONLY SOLUTION I CAN SEE
Jack knows there's something wrong with him but he can't erase the fear and anger he now reflexively associates with Gabriel qoq his brain's all fucked upp
we gotta fix it bro
send gabe's little smokey tendrils in there and perform fuckin brain surgery lmao
we need a doctor
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/18/2017
mrrgh.
i'm just
all i can picture is Jack wrestling with this on his own, hands on his head, unaware that he's dropped to his knees on the floor. Gabe coming out of hiding, alarmed, because something is obviously going wrong. He's at Jack's side immediately, as Jack tears off his visor, flinging it aside as if it had something to do with the way his vision was going dark, the way static was filling his head...as if they might still be controlling him through its circuits. He grabs Gabe's hands before they can reach him, holding on to keep himself grounded, keep from going under because he feels like he's about to drown, can't get enough air, can't think straight. Gabe's face is fuzzy before him, going in and out of focus. Familiar, changed, a comfort, a mask, a rock, a traitor--he doesn't know which. Panic is setting in. He knows that's wrong--he's a soldier, he doesn't just panic like this--but he can't see, can't breathe, can't think straight and only instinctively bows his head, curling closer to Gabe, fingers digging into his arms.
'how do you prove it? how do you prove it was all real? i need help... Gabe! I need you to help me! How can I trust you to help me?'
He's desperate, and he sees pain in Gabriel's eyes--red eyes, changed eyes, familiar, knowing eyes. He wants to trust and he's terrified of trusting. Warning klaxons scream in his head, even as his body hunches in closer to his husband.
firesonic152 - 07/18/2017
c r ie s
help him!!!!!
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/18/2017
yeah, gabe, help him
firesonic152 - 07/18/2017
gabe does his magic smoke shit and jack is cured
YAY
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/18/2017
XD
umm...i guess
for something like this, first thing to do would just be for Gabe to talk him down. to just...be there, be a solid (haha) presence for Jack to hold onto. A quiet, familiar voice that he can latch onto until the fit passes and they can try to work out what happened.
firesonic152 - 07/18/2017
give him those schnuggles!!!!
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/18/2017
Jack cautiously admitting that something has to be wrong. He can't quite bring himself to say that Gabe was right, not yet, anyway. Even that small admission required him to walk through the logic of it: he'd found 'proof' to back up Gabe's claim, he'd suffered a bizarre sensory assualt, he'd never experienced anything like that before, and even thinking too hard about what he had just seen made him feel like it would start up again.
'It felt like...being programmed to reject what I saw,' he admits reluctantly. The amount of anger in his voie startles him. He hadn't thought he had the energy for it. Gabe says nothing to that. He doesn't have to--Jack can pretty well guess what he's thinking. He was programmed. The thought makes him feel sick, makes his vision waver. The reaction isn't entirely due to what was done to him.
firesonic152 - 07/18/2017
:sob:
can we fix him yet
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/18/2017
i mean
if you wanna just wave a magic dick wand and say it's all better we can, but then there's holes in the story
firesonic152 - 07/18/2017
:sob:
god dammit
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/18/2017
lol
i mean, if this is all a set up for a pwp where Jack asks for Gabe's help and gabe calms him with whispered words of encouragement and endearment, listens to Jack, talks with him, asks what he wants and stares into Jack's too-blue eyes as he says that he wants to fix whatever was done to him, sees teh distress and can't bear it any longer, kisses Jack--an impulse, a moment of pure need that stretches out. Jack's eyes are closed when he pulls back, his lips parted. His breath shudders out, and he leans forward just the tiniest bit. It's invitation enough. Gabe kisses him again, warmth and sorrow all mixed up together at what was taken from him--from both of them--so long ago and so insidiously that he never thought he'd get it back. The warmth builds to heat, to a fire that sparks between them, igniting on the kindling of old memories and emotions settled too thickly in their hearts to ever decompose into nothingness. Jack lets Gabe press him down against the floor, all devouring kisses and starved whimpers. He wants and he trembles beneath Gabe's touch, and God Gabe wants him so much, so badly, wants to claim him and make Jack his again and take back everything that was stolen right out of his hands.... And he knows he has to go slow, knows Jack needs him to be gentle, to be thorough, to awaken every last memory of gentleness and kindness, affection and love between them, remind him of the truth of what they were. Maybe that...maybe that will be enough to win Jack back from those who held him in thrall.
firesonic152 - 07/18/2017
AKDJANXKANCS
IN THIS CASE, PWP STANDS FOR PORN WITH PLOT
cries
Jack trying so hard to bury the fear in Gabriel's touch
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/18/2017
oh, i'm glad you came back. everything online went quiet kind of all at once, so it was sort of like the recluse's version of those spooky scenes where a person walks alone through deserted streets, you know? XD
firesonic152 - 07/18/2017
LOL
I was hanging out w people
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/18/2017
well, i mean, i started chatting with someone else too ad they went quiet, and twitter usually has things popping up, but it didn't and it was just odd XD
firesonic152 - 07/18/2017
That is odd :OO
Jack trying to force himself not to flinch every time Gabe touches him qoq
Gabe starts to get hesitant and Jack powers through the anxiety and ups the pace again
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/18/2017
Gabe's heart breaking a little, but as they go on he realizes that this seems familiar somehow. He remembers the last several times they made love before it all fell to pieces, and he realizes suddenly that they got to Jack long before he had estimated...long before their relationship had been completely eaten away.
firesonic152 - 07/18/2017
NOOOO
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/18/2017
<3
firesonic152 - 07/18/2017
He runs a hand through Jack's hair and then cups his cheek and Jack bites his lip, glancing away for just a second, and Gabe has to ask how long?
How long has this been eating Jack alive?
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/18/2017
((everything else started back up))
firesonic152 - 07/18/2017
:OOO
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/18/2017
Gabe stops. He rests his forehead against Jack's and takes a shaky breath, rage and hurt battling inside him. He knows he has to stay calm for Jack's sake, but it isn't easy with this new revelation. He squeezes his eyes shut against the stinging precipitating tears, and whispers apologies. Jack hears the way his voice cracks, hears pain that he doesn't believe anyone could fake convincingly. He doesn't know what set Gabe off, assumes that it's just the way he's flinching from Gabe's touch. His stomach roils, desire and anxiety making for an unpleasant mix, but it's been years, and he's cold down to his bones, has been for so long. And it was all in the past, nothing to be done about it now except take revenge, and if this turns out to be a trick (although his gut is telling him it isn't) then he won't have any more reason to hesitate once it's over. He gathers himself and takes charge, forcing Gabe to shift as he sits up. He holds Gabe's face in his hands and kisses him, deeply, greedily, trying to assure him that he wants this. He doesn't miss the fact that Gabe's hands are shaking when they rise to cup his cheeks, but he doesn't stop to ask. It's more important that he get Gabe out of his clothes, feel him skin to skin. If this isn't real, if they only have one more time together, he wants to make the most of it.
((XD they're talking about a fall R76 week, and i'm just over here imagining Reaper!Gabe burying himself in a pile of leaves and suddenly sitting up making zombie noises to startle the kids))
firesonic152 - 07/18/2017
OH OKAY SO YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE UP FOR THAT STAB IN THE GUT WITH THAT LITTLE CUTE ANCEDOTE
FUCK YOU
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/18/2017
<3<3<3
ilu
firesonic152 - 07/18/2017
NOT OKAY BRO
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/18/2017
also?? you fucking started this????
firesonic152 - 07/18/2017
LISTEN!!!!
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/18/2017
X'D
firesonic152 - 07/18/2017
i typed that w a very specific inflection hold on
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/18/2017
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME
firesonic152 - 07/18/2017
LOL I'M FINDING THE CLIP
firesonic152 - 07/19/2017
https://youtu.be/RDoHownP9dg?t=17m47s
LISTEN!!! LISTEN!!!!!
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/19/2017
X'D
firesonic152 - 07/19/2017
GOD NOW I'M THINKING ABOUT JACK TRYING TO CONVINCE HIMSELF IT'S OKAY TO SLEEP IN THE SAME BED AS GABE, HE'S NOT GONNA GET STABBED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
AKSNFJDS
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/19/2017
baby steps
firesonic152 - 07/19/2017
qoq
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/19/2017
maybe the implanted thoughts just...get unmade when he forces himself to be vulnerable, and he can take them apart as he drowses in the afterglow
and sure, all that emotional baggage will stay around and need to be worked through
but getting rid of the false certainty will be a good start to fixing things
firesonic152 - 07/19/2017
sob s
the more he lets himself be vulnerable, and the more gabriel affirms that it's okay to be vulnerable, the easier it gets
starting with little things, like letting gabriel take his hand or touch his face and training himself not to expect a blow
probably the first few times they have to sleep in separate rooms but eventually they're okay to sleep in the same bed
at first, with jack facing gabe so he could watch
and then slowly feeling okay turning his back
and then eventually schnuggling >w<
SuspiciousPopsicle - 07/19/2017
ohhh...the first time they would have actually gone-to-sleep slept together was one night when they were sitting up on the couch in their safehouse (or whatever), going thru info and planning their next move. Jack ends up leaning against Gabe, feeling sleep creeping up on him and knowing that he ought to get up, telling himself to go to his room and shut the door. But he's warm and drowsy and almost comfortable, and he thinks 'in a minute. i'll get up and go, but...just one more minute.'
When Gabe realizes he's asleep, he briefly considers staying right there, but he also kinda figures that this wasn't a conscious decision on Jack's part. Very, very carefully, he manages to carry Jack to bed without fully waking him. As he's leaving, he notices Jack's jacket and remembers how torn up it was. He takes it with him to make a few repairs.
When Jack wakes up the next morning, he's alone in his own bed with no recollection of getting there. He goes out to find his jacket on the couch, mended. And he finds Gabe, alone in the other bedroom.
firesonic152 - 07/19/2017
GABE RESPECTED HIS SPACE!!!!!!
TRUST HIM JACK!!!!!!!!!!!
on their journey to fix jack they just kind of naturally start reforming their old bond and by the time they're getting somewhere it's almost unnecessary
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