#lol watch me regret this if he and mariana end up together

[booasaur]

oh yeah they some how made mariana go the straight route although it was nice seeing ana explore her sexuality with that lady! i wonder how the show will play out but it sucks to be ready to ve disappointed

praying that even after Ferran gets good w kids Mariana will think “good but not ana” and not ferran >> ana or even pablo

Yeah, part of me can't believe the show would have BOTH of them be queer and pining after each other at different points and still not get together, and with this premise, but then you never know! It truly, truly sucks to still be bracing for a bad ending, after a year of bad endings, especially on Netflix. The number of cancelations, unhappy/bittersweet endings, a literal BYG, it's been rough. A good ending here wouldn't change that but it'd be such a relief, all the same.

It's definitely possible Mariana decides at the end that Ana means the most to her, that's what I'd definitely expect, just have to hope the writers see it through. :o

[vinijrs]

back to you — jesse lingard

warnings: mentions of sex

word count: 2340-ish words

featuring: jesse lingard + mariana (oc)

a/n: based off of ‘everytime’ by ariana grande. and i’ve literally only written about jesse so far lmao (so i need to start writing for others lol).

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It had been months since the last interaction between them, way too long for Jesse’s liking. She had told him that it would be the last time (but she had also said that after every time they ‘met up’), so it came to a suprise to Jesse when Mariana didn’t visit him anymore– or wouldn’t answer his calls or even read his messages anymore.

There always seemed to be arguments almost everyday when they were dating, usually about how tired she was of Jesse’s no-shows and how controlling he felt she was at times– but after they broke up, he realized it was only because she just didn’t want to lose him, but by then it was too late.

She was also tired of how he seemed to not care about what she felt was important to her. Their relationship took a 360 degree turn, and it was just so different from how they were with one another at the beginning. It didn’t take much for them to realize that their relationship couldn’t continue for any longer, and they ended it. They were both upset by it but they knew it was for the best.

It didn’t take much for them to find their way back to one another, and as much as Mariana hated it, she would always go back to him. And same for Jesse, as much as he would try to move on from her, he could never get rid of the feelings he felt for her.

They always found a way back, and by that, they usually hooked up– usually when one of them was drunk. She always blamed it on the alcohol, but she knew her heart always wanted to go back to him at the end of the day.

Eventually, after months of them hooking up, it changed. They would usually meet up, and not for sex, but to spend time together watching movies or playing video games (with Rashy). Even Marcus found it strange how they spent so much time but they said it was only as friends. Marcus had asked Jesse (almost a hundred times) if he still felt something for her, and his answer was always a no and he would let out those high-pitched laughs that Marcus knew Jesse did when he was lying.

But like most relationships– or whatever Jesse and Mariana had– usually end. And it ‘ended’ for them about four more times. And it was Mariana who always ended it, because she always knew that in the end, she was only a distraction for him. And as much as she wanted to believe Jesse whenever he told her that he loved her, she just couldn’t.

Mariana was always tired of feeling like an idiot after he would use her, or the times she would see the dms from other girls he was probably texting. And she knew she didn’t have a right to be mad about anything, but she hated having her hopes diminish every time she saw him with another girl.

She wanted to be with him, of course, but everytime she thought they were closer to something, he would do something stupid to show her that he didn’t really care about her like he used to. She told herself she was better than this, and she decided to stay away, for good this time.

But when Mariana did, it was as if she had left a part of her with him. As if she wasn’t herself anymore without him, and she didn’t like how different she was when she wasn’t with him. She would usually get drunk, and pretend she was over it. Pretend she was completely over Jesse, but the truth was that she wasn’t.

And it didn’t make it better for her when Jesse would call her when he was drunk, and she would listen to him telling her how much he loved her, and how he missed (everything about) her, and how he wanted them to be together. She would usually answer the first few times, but after the calls became more constant she wouldn’t pick-up anymore– because it was just too damn hard for her to listen to him saying how much he loved her and beg her to get back with him when his (sober) actions always showed different.

Jesse would usually leave voicemails, some she would listen to and others would be immediately deleted.

Mariana knew what they had wasn’t doing any good for her, or him. She should’ve kept herself from ever coming back to him, even after they had broken up and had clearly seen that a relationship between them wasn’t the best idea. But Jesse always found a way, and even if it meant not actually being with her, he always found a way to have her back in his arms. Even if it meant that it would always hurt when she would leave or try to stay away, and tell him that everything between them was a mistake. And even if they were a mistake, it was Jesse’s best mistake, and it was one he would never regret.

In the past weeks, Mariana had spent more time with her friends and preparing for the next semester of college; which she was absolutely dreading. And she had promised herself to stop drinking, because it was just so unnecessary and the last thing she needed was a problem with alcohol.

The drunk calls from Jesse had also stopped a bit, it wasn’t as constant anymore, and she was glad because it meant he wasn’t drinking as much lately. She knew because Jesse usually only had courage to call her when he was drunk and he really wanted to see her.

But somehow her best friend had talked her into going to a club with her and some other mutual friends. Clubs always meant getting drunk for her, so she had immediately said no, but by the end of the conversation, she had found herself agreeing to it and heading to her room to get ready.

—

She hated it. Mariana had been at the club for only ten minutes and she wanted to go home. The only reason why she hated it so much was because she usually would come here to forget things and too feel less upset.

But coming here, with a purpose of not drinking and being sober all night made her remember all the times when her and Jesse were dating and they would come, get extremely drunk, end up sitting in a corner laughing about everything and having him place a kiss to her temple every five minutes as he whispered the three words that meant so much to her when they came from him.

And it made even more memories of them flood into her mind, ones that were before they broke up, ones that were so close to her heart. Mariana couldn’t help but feel so empty inside, so different without him.

“You alright?" Her best friend, Julie asked as she sat next to Mariana and ordered herself a drink. "Do you want one too?"

“No thank you. And I’m fine, I was just thinking, that’s all,” she answered.

Julie raised her eyebrows, “About Jesse, right?”

Mariana shook her head abruptly, and somewhat winced at hearing his name. “Of course not.”

“And you’re lying, Mariana.” She pointed out, “I thought you said you were over him, that you– like you said– ‘let go’ of him.”

Mariana shrugged, “That’s what I thought or what I wanted, but I don’t really let go when I say so.. I just can’t. He means a lot to me, even if I may not to him.”

“I’m sure you mean as much as he does to you, Mariana. He loves you, and if you’ve never realized it, he’s never stopped loving you. Jesse always finds a way back to you, and it’s because he loves you. You can see it in his eyes every time you’re around him, you just always find a way to push him away,” Julie explained. “Give him another chance, one where you won’t use each other but one where you’re together because you really love each other,” with that she stood up with a smile, and walked away into the crowd of dancing bodies.

Mariana pulled out her phone from her purse, and ended up glancing over his contact. It was just his name, because the little red heart had disappeared over time. She took a deep breath, and found the courage in her body to call him.

This time it was her calling him, and she wasn’t drunk neither was it accidental.

“Hello?” His groggy voice ringed through her ears, it was extremely loud because of the music playing but at that moment, all she could focus on was his voice, the only thing that mattered to her at that moment.

“Mariana? Where are you?” He questioned, becoming aware of the loud music playing becoming softer as she walked towards an area that wasn’t as loud as the place she previously was.

“Hi, and I’m at a club. I’m not drunk or anything, I just wanted to talk to you, Jess.” Her calling him by his nickname did things to him, she hadn’t called him that since they had broken up. Even if they had met up many times after their break up, it was always Jesse never Jess.

“Are you alright? Did something happen? Do you want me to come and get you?” He questioned, hearing the worry in his voice.

Mariana nodded as if he could see her, “I’m fine, don’t worry. And I’m sorry for calling, I didn’t realize it was so late, Jess.”

“No, no, it’s fine. Don’t worry, I was just about to head to sleep,” he laughed, but she could hear the tiredness in his voice. Plus, it was way past midnight and he had practice the next day, of course he was asleep before she called. “But I can pick up, if you’d like.”

Mariana laughed, and it made his heart flutter hearing one of the things he had missed so much these past months, “If you– actually, I think the best thing for you is to get some sleep, you have practice tomorrow.”

Jesse didn’t know what made him feel happier, if it was the fact that she still cared for him or that she still remembered his schedule. He didn’t know. But it sure had him smiling like an idiot.

“No, don’t worry about it. Staying up for a few more minutes wouldn’t hurt, just send me your location and I’ll be there.” There was no chance Jesse would miss the opportunity to see her again, no matter how tired he was, the idea of seeing her in person after all this time made the tiredness from his body go away.

“Alright, and thank you, a lot, Jess.”

Jesse smiled at the thought of seeing her again, he really wanted to see her again. “No problem, Mariana.” And with that line went silent, and the smile on their faces didn’t disappear even after the call ended.

It had only taken Jesse fifteen minutes to arrive, usually it was a twenty-five minute drive but he had kind-of rushed over here because he just couldn’t contain himself and all he wanted was to hold her again.

I’m here, was what he texted her and Mariana quickly walked over to her best friend and a few of her friends said a quick goodbye and walked as fast as she could in her heels.

Her heart fluttered as she saw him leaning by his car, looking at his phone for a bit until he realized she was there. His smile grew in a matter of seconds, and the first thing he did was hug her. “I’ve missed you so much,” he muttered against her ear.

“I did too,” she whispered, as she closed her eyes and enjoyed being in his arms again.

Mariana had agreed to Jesse’s offer of going to his house and staying over, by the time they arrived it was two in the morning. She had quickly changed out of her clothes and into some of his, and crawled beside him on his bed.

His arms quickly made their way around her body and her face was snuggled into his chest, the way she always liked it whenever they cuddled.

“Mari?” He asked in a soft voice, not knowing if she was asleep or not.

“Hm..” she mumbled against his chest, tired but still listening to his words.

Jesse looked down at her face, her eyes shut but her lips were still in a small smile. “I love you.”

“And I love you more,” she mumbled. “Jess?”

“Yes?”

Mariana looked up to face him, to see the same smile on his face as it was on hers. “I go back to you, always, back to you every time.. because I just can’t give up on us. And I’m sorry, for all the times I left, for not trying more–”

Jesse placed a lazy kiss onto her lips to stop her from rambling like she always did when she apologized, “All that matters is that we’re together, and no matter what happens I will always find a way back to you, but this time we’ll be forever, and I promise you that.”

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[latinalesbi]

When was the first kiss between the mom´s, that they edit out?

Who knows? We know that in Season 1 when they made out on the couch, the network censored it.  Sherri said she took Teri’s shirt and pulled it out of her pants but they cut that.

Anonymous said:                                                                      That kiss in the promo/sneak peek will most likely be the only kiss we get in the last 3 episodes. I'm not happy with crumbs anymore and I'm pissed that that's all we have gotten in a long time.             

They’ve trained me well because I’ll be happy if they don’t fight.

Anonymous said:                                                                      When you put up the videos for the last 3 episodes will you put them up each night or all together at the end?             

My goal to put them up each night. If I do nothing else, I’ll be doing that. Forgive me if I don’t answer your questions. It’s also the last week of work, lots to do.

Anonymous said:                                                                      Hope Teri and Sherri watch at least one of these eps together, don’t care about any of the other cast. Just want to see them together one last time in the Fosters capacity. Sob!             

We had a good run! We were spoiled.

  Anonymous said:                                                                      Found it slightly lol, Peter Paige saying how proud he was to work for a company that would do the right thing and get rid of Roseanne. Whilst I applaud this, this is the same company that willingly dumped Sherri and Teri for younger models. Ageism alive and well. Not to mention the fact the affect Stef and Lena as a gay couple have had on so many people. - Peter, Bradley and Joanna, you should be so proud of yourselves to be complicit in this decision. What a wonderful company indeed 🙄😜             

Ageism and homophobia. I don’t really care what anyone says. This was about being older and being women and being lesbians. All of it. These people will lick any ass to get ahead. The network should have known to have never hired Roseanne. I have a feeling they’ll soon regret giving these two girls their own show.

Anonymous said:                                                                      If the whole three parter is based around Brallie will they won’t they (they won’t) I’ll be so disappointed. Then again it will be Callie based in some capacity to lead us into the worse decision in the world spinoff. Hate the thought of the other characters, instead of being given a good send off,  just being used as plot devices for those two sellouts. Maybe they’ll surprise us and everyone will get a fair amount of screen time, though I doubt it. They have their chosen ones front and center.             

It’s going to be 90% callie 9% mariana. Ugh, i swear I can’t wait till this is over.

Anonymous said:                                                                      Dropping by to say thank you for your fics! I love how you write!             

Thank you!

Anonymous said:                                                   ��                  Why can’t we have the Fosters minus Callie and Marianna? I’d love that. I only liked Callie when she was around the moms, particularly Stef and in the early seasons when she was bearable . Otherwise meh! Marianna was the worst character for me in the whole show, spoilt princess.             

that would be a dream come true. i can’t stand to look at them anymore

Anonymous said:                                                                      I wonder at what point they will ask the dumped members of the cast if they want to guest star? Surely it’s already happening considering they start filming in June. They’ve got thirteen episodes so? It must be well planned ahead? By Joanna’s responses it’s a hope and no firmed up members so far. We’ll see I guess. Thanks for this blog bt 

It could be they signed one of them, but I doubt it. It does sound a lot like wishful thinking and I think by now, they should have solidified plans.

Anonymous said:                                                                      Im just have no interest in a twenty smthg drama about two girls finding themselves in the big smoke. That’s the issue for them I think. Take away the anger their decision caused, a lot of fans tuned in for all manner of things. The moms, the family, Brallie, Stef and Callie, Jude etc. All these sections are now gone hence a lot of their core viewership. I’m sure people will watch the first ep but after that it will tail off. They’ll get new viewers I’m sure but will that replace what they had?             

This show will tank, like every one of their fucking shows. Grownish had a built in audience and they lost it all. Freeform only knows how to flush ratings down a toilet.

Anonymous said:                                                                      We’ve had more promo for their spinoff that won’t air till 2019 than we have for the show that made them all. They really didn’t want it to end did they 🙄 Bull as said bfore this has been in their minds for a long time both the creators & Fform. Phasing the moms out of promo, pulling away from the family dynamic, giving Callie long winded storylines... the list goes on. Maybe in the future they’ll realise what they had with a family drama, it was what drew fans in and made the show popular.             

I can’t wait till this show fails. Mind you, it will bomb and Freeform will still renew a second season.

Anonymous said:                                                                      Hi!! I don't have Tumblr anymore but I still follow your blog to find out about The Fosters and Stef & Lena. Um, I just wanted to say thank you for answering all of our questions and sharing your thoughts with us. I hope some day (soonish) you'll get the chance to write some more fics. I know you're super busy with your family, and I really hope you are all doing well!! I'll try not to shoot you too many asks between now and when the show ends. ☺︎             

Thank you! I will! I am doing well. Things are moving with the girls who are now legally free. Just a matter of waiting out the appeal process and hopefully by the end of the year, we can adopt! now, i know why it took Stef and Lena so long with the twins.

Anonymous said:                                                                      The only person I can see saying no to being guests on the spinoff is Teri I feel like Sherri and the boys would accept it but I hope they don't             

I see Noah and Hayden as shoe ins. They have nothing to lose. They are also the least likely to bring in an audience. I don’t see Sherri appearing without Teri.

Anonymous said:                                                                      Happy Stef and Lena fans wised up and weren't fooled by the fake idea of a mamas spinoff even Brallie fans some anyways are following your guys' footsteps and not falling for this obvious baiting in these last 3 episodes. It's just cruel             

Sadly, mostly I see them falling for all of it. I will never put up with crumbs. I know a  lot of fandoms live for the end game. I live for the now game. Show me all of it now!

Anonymous said:                                                                      We have seen new (promo) photos of all the kids but not of the moms. Wtf?!             

Photos? Nah, they never took them. We were lucky to have them in the last one since they had no intention of using those pics for promotion.

[batmandi94]

All those aesthetic asks, I couldn't pick! Skip any you don't like!

flower crown: when did you last sing to yourself?Yesterday! I was singing Stutter by Mariana's Trench daisies: what is the greatest accomplishment of your life?Not dying yet!matte: if you knew that in one year you would die suddenly, would you change anything about the way you are now living?Probably, I'd go out and be more adventurous cause right now I don't really do anything or leave the house except for work and food on occasion moodboard: do you feel you had a happy childhood?Yeah I think so, especially once my sister was out of the picturestars: when did you last cry in front of another person?I'm ashamed to say that it was a few weeks ago, I got screwed over at work and overwhelmed and my dad had come to drop something off for me and I kind of broke down in front of himlace: when was your last 3am conversation with someone, and who were they to you?Almost a year ago I think? They used to be a lover handwriting: if you were about to die, and you could only say one more sentence to one person, what would you say and to whom?If I were about to die right now at this very moment then I would tell my best friend to fuck some chick other than his on and off girlfriend because I'm tired of hearing him bitch about her cactus: what is your opinion on brown eyes?I think they're beautiful, I mean mine are like a grey blue but I love brown eyes sunrise: pick a quote and describe what it means to you personally."To die would be an awfully big adventure" it's one of the quotes I have tattooed on me, it's from Peter Pan and is sort of in honor of one of my grandmothers because she used to read it to me all of the time and to me it just means that if you find yourself going out make it with an adventure and a bangoveralls: what would you do with one billion dollars?Pay all of my debts, buy a reasonable house, take my dad to New Zealand so that he could go Red Stag hunting because it's something he's wanted to do for forever. Maybe travel the world for a bit, go to all of the cons that I can't attend but want to Nothing super crazy like buying Lamborghinis or shit like that combat boots: are you a very forgiving person? do you like being this way?Oh god no, I very rarely forgive people once I've been burned by them. Do I like being this way? I guess, it's kept me from getting hurt again pastel: would you describe yourself as more punk or pastel?Is pastel punk a thing? Cause I think I'm that tattoos: how do you feel about tattoos and piercings? explain.I love them! I'd be super hypocritical if I didn't because I've got some of my own! piercings: do you wear a lot of makeup? why/why not?Not really I've only recently started to actually wear make up but it's usually if I go out with friends or at work and even then it's really minimalmessy bun: the world is listening. pick one sentence you would tell them.Nocry baby: list the concerts you have been to and talk about how they make you feel.I've only been to P!nk and a Marina and the Diamonds concerts The P!nk on I was wth my parents and it was my first one and I loved it The Marina and the Diamonds one was for a friend's birthday, I bought her the tickets and went with her we had a great timespace: do you have a desk/workspace and how is it organised/not organised?It starts out organized but ends up looking like chaos by the end of the day lolwhite bed sheets: what is your night time routine?Collapse into bed and watch Netflix or YouTube until I pass outold books: what’s one thing you don’t want your parents to know?That I smoke and cutbeaches: if you had to dye your hair how would you dye/style it and why?I have dyed my hair before! I've dyed it purple, blue, and silver! My at the same time tho lol painting: what is the best halloween costume you have ever put together? if none, make one up.I didn't put it together but my mum made me into a dragon one year when I was little and I must say that my best or maybe when I was like five and I was this little rag doll witch and my mum took me for pictures and I was super cute in them lightning: what’s the worst thing you’ve ever done while drunk or high?I got super drunk one night and hooked up with a dude and regretted it in morning love: have you ever fallen in love? describe what it feels like to realise you’re in love.Yeah...it didn't end well clouds: if you’re a boy, would you ever rock black nail polish? if you’re a girl, would you ever rock really really short hair?I have had really short hair before! Last year I shaved it down into a sort of faux hawk (I'm not sure if that's how it's spelt lol)coffee: what’s your starbucks order, and who would you trust to order for you, if anyone?i don't usually drink Starbucks but if I do I order the Java Chip Frap so yeah I trust people to order it cause it's super easy to order marble: what is the most important thing to you in your life right now?Right now it's getting my new dog!

[trolling-since-chernobyl]

Troll watches 6x10 and loves it. Ha, ha, joking! Troll gets an aesthetic cancer :)

I clicked play and I regret it already. I’m breaking records, lol.

Liam casually strolling around the empty hospital, Ghost Riders suddenly lost interest in the kid? Or maybe they are drinking somewhere, because they know they are going to suck and their asses are going to be kicked. #GhostRidersDeserveBetter

Mieciu Stilinski, how I didn’t miss you :)))))

Aww, the first reunion with his daaaaad.  At least they didn’t fuck this up.

Cheesy music, shit is coming. Lowkey hoping the rift will shut up on his face.

When I kissed you… you died, because I shouldn’t have done that and after I flirted with bunch of other guys, because canonically I always chose other dicks over you. #YOLO

…Sorry I’m not sorry but Holland’s face was hilarious when Mieciu didn’t appear. She looked like a cat that almost caught a mouse, but then the mouse ran the fuck away and showed her a middle finger (claw?).

And she cries again. How I’ll remember princess Lydia from 6A – THE Crybaby.

LOL, Mieciu Stilinski has a better relationship with his jeep than with Lydia, I’m in tears. This is the TRUE LOVE.

“I can feel it” – how Teen Wolf writers try to convince us that Srydia has super duper connection, even if it’s not true, part 346542443.

Ghost Riders – building train tracks and train stations since middle ages... WAIT...

Wow, Jordan, likes to blow shit up. I’m sure he was frying ants with a magnifying glass when he was little. But seriously, can we leave poor hellpup alone and give him a fucking break?

Right, the freaking Alpha taken down by a human with a bat. Sweet. Maybe Poland should have bought baseball bats before WWII and just fuck Nazis up. If you can beat a werewolf alpha using a bat, then probably you can take down a fucking tank too.

Why princess Lydia doesn’t try screaming at the people at the station? I just wonder.

Hayden, can’t you smell Corey or something?

Right. If you can take down an alpha with a bat, then you can take a hellhound with an extinguisher. Makes so much sense!

Aww, Mieciu loves Jordan. 100 times better love story than Srydia.

Oh my god, Jordan said some LINES. Not growls, LINES! And he knows how to help, like, shit! Christmas came earlier this year!

It’s just me or Mieciu gives no shit about Lydia so far?

Theooooo to the rescue. He is still a motherfucker, but he is our motherfucker.

“Say it like you mean it”. Because of course, you can fake feelings. Here I was, thinking that princess Lydia can’t annoy me more. Boy, I was wrong.

Peter is the biggest motherfucker but he is our biggest motherfucker.

Ok, last time I checked when Peter crossed the rift, he was the king of barbecues, why Liam is not fried???

Layden kiss, the best thing is - it won’t be the worst kiss on this ep.

Malia saving princess Lydia, awww. Too bad Lydia doesn’t deserve such loyalty.

It’s not Peter’s best day in his life, but he is not fried so far, so it’s not the worst day either.

Did… princess Lydia just leave Malia and Peter alone and run away? AGAIN?

How many magic bullets the Ghost Riders have in their colts? Why they’re shooting at Scott and Mieciu if they were already taken…? Like… whatever *turns brain off*

Right princess Lydia, use your scream only when Mieciu’s dick is in danger. That’s SO ROMANTIC <3 <3 <3

“I didn’t say it back!” “You didn’t have to”…. Right. The way the writers forcing bullshit on us, part 937573424.

I should be disgusted by this kiss, but the cheesy music is super cheesy, they both look like fishes and Mieciu looks like he regrets the Ghost Rider hadn’t taken him before it. Srydia kisses – all are hilarious.

Slow burn, Srydia’s kiss edition :

Awwww, Chris and Melissa, this is my ship. SLoooow mooootiooooooooon…. Wooo hooooo, kissing, everybody is kissing everybodyyyyyy. But sorry, that was hot? That was cheesy, Melissa. You are not a teenager, for fuck’s sake. But the writer who forced you to say it, probably IS a teenager.

Holding hands, aww so romantic :))))) If I didn’t know better, I would think that writers want us to believe Srydia is the most epic love story or something.

Mama Stilinski looks like she put a little too much make up this morning. But seriously, why we need her here? This scene is pointless but hilarious, because this is the second time when princess Lydia begs Mieciu to not doing something, but he doesn’t listen to her (remember s3 and his nightmare?). Who said she was his anchor? :)))))

Can we exchange Srydia scenes for: how Malia and Peter fucked shit up together and how they met Theo? I can watch whole ep how together they beat the crap out of GR.

Jesus, princess Lydia is fabulously uselessssss.

Ok, when I said that they should give Jordan a break, I didn’t mean that Jordan should stroll through the woods and try to find a nice place for a bonfire. Or I don’t know, smell flowers. The writers don’t even TRY.

A Nazi Ghost Rider… Americans and their Nazi kink, sigh.

And just like that, Ghost Riders left… Like… No comments.

Where the fuck is Parrishhhh… oh, here you are. He got his uniform back! Aww, that’s so sweet, he doesn’t have to think about another excuse explaining why he needs a new one (“Well, umm, it shrank after the washing?”)

Anticlimactic – wow, finally Mieciu said something wise. But hey, whole fucking season was anticlimactic!!!

He gave the jeep to Scott, awww, if it’s not a love confession that I’m not the troll.

Pre FBI, lol. A guy who can’t hold a gun, breaks law for fun and doesn’t take responsibility of his actions. I’m not surprise why police enforcement in America SUCKS.

Aww, it ended with Sciles – writers want us to believe 6A was not only about Srydia, part 1.

WHERE THE FUCK IS KIRA?

Pluses:

+The worst tw arc is over.

+I rolled my eyes so hard that I have seen the insides of my skull – wonderful experience.

+It didn’t kill me, just a bunch of my brain cells, my fragile aesthetic, my faith in writers. It also hasn’t turned me into an alcoholic, yay!

+6B is going to be hopefully about SCOTT.

+DOB has better things to do than a show for teenagers and middle aged women who pretends they are teenagers.

+Srydia kiss was the funniest and most hilarious thing I have seen so far in TW. KUDOS!

+Chris and Melissa.

+Peter and Theo, Theo and Liam, Peter and Malia, Sciles.

+Jordan said some lines and his super duper hellhound form was awesome.

+Mieciu Stilinski, in some parts, was not annoying. And I have to give him a break – his face was sucked by princess Lydia. That for sure was a traumatic experience.

Minuses:

-Srydia. No comments needed. On the other hand, I got an impression that Jeff was forced to make Srydia happen, but he fucking hated it, so he made it so annoying, dumb, cheesy and cliché that even Srydia shippers have to admit it sucks.

-Princess Lydia who was useless dick’s decoration for not only this ep, but for whole fucking season. RIP. I hope in 6B she will return to her s5 self.

-Nazi werewolf, who was… I see no point why he was in this season, aside of being a bad, bad, stereotypical Nazi German who wants power and destruction and return of the Reich!!!

-Ghost Riders are PUSSIES.

-Stiles and Malia’s relationship was fucked up more than in s5, what is unbelievable. On the other hand, the lack of interactions is fishy. I expect Stalia reunion in the last ep of the season. Mark my words.

-No Marrish. Nothing. Zero. Nada.

-I seriously expected MORE from 6A. And my expectations were on a level of the Mariana Trench, but they managed to landed deeper, in a fucking Earth’s core.

Basically, we survived this shit. We can drink for it. Na zdrowie!