#lol please euthanize me

[themoonunderstoodmydadjokes]

Big emotions tonight 😅😅🫠🫠🫠

[lemonnbug]

me: They're so perfect 🥺😍

the part of my brain that still has some sense left in it: They don't even write "goodnight" back to you??? Like, ever?????

[butchvamp]

[hearturn]

my dear mutual bestie i've had nasty dreams about my mutuals as well when i literally never spoke to them so i just think that we both should be euthanized or something-

#we're way too horny ffs 😖

LMAOO it's hard not to!! i don't have any control over my brain when she's in rest mode. she does what she wants, when she wants

[l3irdl3rain]

I feel silly asking this but what is a storage disease? And how does it correlate to Duncan being such a little guy

Okay so bear with me because I am not a doctor and I had a lot of information thrown at me at once today.

When a normal cats cells build up toxins they would secrete them, however his cells aren’t able to do that. Eventually the toxin levels become too high, causing his cells to die. This causes all kinds of neurological issues. Eventually as the disease progresses he will become unable to function at all and will basically just be a puddle of a cat. Obviously I plan to euthanize when he no longer seems to be enjoying life.

If you wanna learn more about this you can look up lysosomal storage disease in cats! And if anybody who is a vet or just more knowledgeable on this than me reads this please go easy on me lol. I just learned this disease exists today and it has been a very, very long day.

[pigeon-behavior]

By the way, here's a heads up for people who may be somewhat new to pigeons (and excited to get a friendly one!) and have heard the term "ethical breeders" passed around.

This has a really specific meaning. And unfortunately how we use it in the pet pigeon community is not going to be how people in the rest of the pigeon community understand it.

You may be saying, "Well I don't know how the pet pigeon community defines ethical breeders!"

Well I may as well walk you through the whole thing:

For the purposes of this post let me clarify that the "pet pigeon community" I'm referring to here is the CPC discord server and its satellite entities, including the tumblrs and instagrams of prominent knowledgeable individuals and/or breeders. I'm not sure what say, GLPRs definition is, and for the purposes of understanding what I'm saying here, I am going to refer to them as the rescue pigeon community to help differentiate. God knows Palomacy doesn't deserve the title.

So then, what do we define as an ethical breeder?

Well, ethical breeders must do certain things.

Some examples:

-Provide adequate predator-proof, clean housing for their birds, without overcrowding

-Practice hatch control (aka not letting birds breed endlessly, for a variety of reasons)

-Work towards a goal (produce good temperaments, better a line's structure or color)

-Be willing and able to provide vet care

-Not seek monetary profit (if you're doing it right there will never be profit, only a black hole you throw cash into)

-Never handraise babies on purpose (but shit happens)

-Know your individual pigeons, understand their personalities and bodies, and what they have to pass down to offspring

-Socialize young parent raised pigeons

-Put animal Welfare before animal Rights. Animal rights are useless. Animal welfare makes a difference.

-Be willing to euthanize a pigeon that needs it

-Work with ethical breeds, or be actively in the process of making a breed more ethical (aka functional)

This is probably not exhaustive but its what comes to mind now. It's a decent core of it.

When you get a pigeon from an ethical breeder, you're likely paying more money. And you should be. More money was already invested into that animal.

And what did you get out of it? Well, for one, a MUCH lower chance your new bird is going to cost you $500 in vet fees. And that isn't even MENTIONING the enormous, ENORMOUS difference in temperament between your average pigeon and one that comes from an ethical breeder under this definition.

There is no better chance of receiving a bird that is friendly out-of-box. Which is really big, considering it can take half a year to bond with a pigeon.

But there's unfortunately a problem here. And it's that people new to this community who are very excited about getting a pigeon don't know that people elsewhere are going to have an entirely different definition of ethical breeder.

If you go on Facebook, where most of the Old Pigeon Guys reside, and ask in a breed group, "Are there any ethical breeders in here?" hoping to find yourself a pet, a bunch of guys will come in to the comments and be like

"well of course we're ethical breeders"

Having no idea what you're on about, but generally being too polite to question your weird phrasing.

And you will have been misled. Through no fault of anyone's. Through no malicious intent.

But if you're looking for an ethical breeder for a friendly bird, the result you get that way will be a disappointment.

I hope someone finds this informative and helpful. Shoutout to my buddy at Renaissance Loft for bringing up this issue recently and planting a bug in the back of my brain about it lol

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[mellifiedman]

Dan and I are taking the extremely busted and sick feral cat who lives outside our building to the emergency vet! Please join me in hoping that she A. doesn't need to be euthanized, and B. will not rack up the kind of bills that require a GoFundMe (fat chance, lol)

[ollycohens]

HELP! a little bit of a vent but genuinely asking for help and advice, please read with caution if you’ve experienced similar. talks of euthanizing a cat for a possible poor reasoning.

very off topic to TUA but i need help. my mom is genuinely thinking about euthanizing our cat (16 year old cat) for peeing all over the floors. for reference, he pees in atleast 3 spots a day in the kitchen, and once or twice in the living room, all in one day. she says he’s incompetent, but i know he’s not. i study to be a vet and he’s healthy and he has very close litter boxes at all times. in fact, he goes downstairs purposefully to pee, so it seems more like a choice thing on his end. I don’t want to lose him, i don’t think i can handle it. i’ve never dealt with pet grief before other than when i was 4 and our cat “ran away”, we didn’t have her for long so i don’t remember it hurting that much but i was so little so i can’t tell lol.

any ideas? how do i get him to stop peeing everywhere? he has two litter boxes, he does unfortunately share with our younger cat, but that’s because we can’t stop the younger one without completely blocking all litters for them both. could it be that he’s everywhere because my younger cats is always fighting with him (not a cat fight, but sneaking and jumping on him, so my older cat hisses and runs away from him when he pounces on him, so i don’t think they’re playing?)

we change the litter, we move the litters for him, we discipline him when we catch him peeing on anything other than his litter. do i give my older cat a diaper or something? offered that to my mom, and she says that cats do not wear diapers, and is pretty upset when i mention it. seriously upset about it because this is a stupid reason to euthanize him, especially because i don’t think he’s in pain, he meows sometimes before peeing, but doesn’t strain at all, and i think there is more we can do to help him stop before resorting to such drastic measures. just the idea of it makes me cry :(

sorry this is so off topic from what i usually do, but i’m in a lot of distress and scared because my mom is the type to do something without informing me and i’m scared one day i’ll come home and he’s gone. especially because i voiced this, asked her not to do anything without us all on board and she gave me a weird look like “be for real. i’m not quite happy with that”. she’s wonderful, and is stressed, and at the end of her straw so i guess i understand this being her last straw kind of move but seriously, if she does that, we’re all going to get hurt and spine outcome she wanted will be so much worse, especially our own personal-currently happy and healthy- relationships with her become so horrible, and i don’t want that.

please DO NOT come at her. she’s genuinely struggling and we’re all in a tough situation trying to juggle our own stuff. i just need help with this.

[deejayers]

have I told yall that I ended up with a new dog???

she fell into my lap almost a year ago now, literally one week after euthanizing Marcus (white and black pitty mix) and originally went home with one of my coworkers because I wanted to wait a while before I took on another dog. my parents called me a week after Marcus to ask me if I knew anyone (or myself) who was interested in a 3yo spayed female GSD who was simply fantastic but had been rehomed ~4 or 5 times at that point and her current fosters/owners couldn't keep her any longer. one of my coworkers took her home in the hopes of keeping her if they could bond/things worked out with her life (elderly mom with dementia, other health issues) but after about a month decided she wasn't the right home for her, so my husband and I took her on with intent to find her a better fitting home because at that point we knew she was pretty freakin great.

we had her for one week before we decided she needed us as much as we apparently needed her (or I needed her, at least). she bonded very tightly to me almost immediately, got along great with our cats, and was picking up what we wanted from her at astronomical speed. she's so motivated by praise that it was a breeze to train her what we wanted her to know immediately (ie: recall, off switch, how to act around horses, etc)

ugh I cannot get over how freakin pretty she is, especially in motion. her way of moving is freakin gorgeous to me. very esthetically pleasing.

she is phenomenal and I love her so freaking much. I am so glad she came into our lives when she did. she is 10000000% my shadow and always wants to be near me. she loves my husband more than anyone else (other than me, I'm definitely her #1 lol) but warms up to new people pretty quickly when one of hs introduce her. she is so freakin silly!! she has so much personality. my husband says she is me as a dog and honestly I can't argue it lmao

anywhoo I love my girl Ava and wanted to tell yall about her <3<3<3<3

[the-exchangerrr]

I got that dawg in me

& it needs to be euthanized

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And yes, I do seriously ship myself with Silver and have since I was 10/11.

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[giiegue]

GAMER LOG 00XX - XX/XX/20XX 04:27 Development of J-0019 appears mostly normal. One subject of note, the still-sleeping body of this clone exhibits much less reactive behavior to stimuli during stage 2 and stage 3 incubation than compared to healthy clones. I'll keep an eye on J-0019 as usual, but uh, this one is likely another dud. On a different note: J-0016 is still exhibiting its odd behavior, but now it has become obsessive over others as well as itself. Unfortunately, this includes myself; it enjoys watching me work for hours without losing interest. This wouldn't be much of a problem, if it didn't also constantly try to, uh, get involved. I am recording this log now that J-0016 is asleep. At this point, J-0016 is no longer in the ruling as a viable JULIAN-model clone. Filing for euthanization of J-0016 is in order before this mutation gets out of hand. I'll- [yawn] I'll get it done first thing in the morning. End log.

before i elaborate, lemme just say that this whole idea isnt mine. i tried looking for the creator's instagram before posting this, but i couldnt find an account; the last active username i was knew of is @/berrygutsbeta. if anyone knows the current username for this person, please let me know so i can credit properly.

now that that's all out of the way, welcome to my own little corner of an AU i discovered called the new horizons project! the central theme is that villagers are being cloned in order to provide every human with their ideal island life experience. the more a villager is cloned, the more likely it is to undergo various mutations. you can probably figure out the rest.

my sona's role in this is a clone maker who got dragged into the job after stumbling upon some things they shouldntve seen. it was either be killed or make clones and get house loan compensation for it. the choice has become less obvious over time.

my actual island has multiple popular villagers on it, namely julian, zucker, and a couple others i cant remember right now lol. the horrors write themselves.

[kirinposting]

If you ever feel bad about any decision you’ve made, please remember that at least you’re not this man.

This handsome clown teamed up with the man that shot and put the love of his life into a coma, ruined his life and sent him down a path of anger and despair that eventually led to trying to euthanize that loved one with help from the man that shot him in the first place.

(Sorry, someone mentioned this to me and I felt like bullying him a little bit lol.)

[muttfangs]

this stupid fucking cycling accident might ruin my life forever and im getting more depressed about it by the day if im being real like the ER fucking lied to me when they said I'd be able to go back to work in the beginning of October.

I had my consultation for urgent surgery today and when I asked the doctor when I'd be able to return to work post op, both him and the RN were like "lol idk :)" and???????????????????????? bro I could fucking lose my job and you cant even give me an ESTIMATE????? A FUCKIN BALLPARK???????? I fucking hate my life. there's no point!!!! every time I get back up from the last blow I was dealt, fix my life and I finally think i'm doing better, my hard fought for stability gets ripped out of my hands. nonstop. every time. this is the fucking waking nightmare of an existence I live in. I want to die. trying feels completely FUCKING useless :)))))))))))))))) how am I going to pay my ER and surgery bills if I have no fucking job after im out? whats the FUCKING POINT of getting my arm fixed if I'll be jobless and homeless soon after? I sincerely wish I could be euthanized. fuck my future plans, one cycling accident has set all my optimism for the future ablaze. I'm not allowed to be happy or optimistic, because fuck me I guess! fuck fixing my shoulder. i'll give the remainder of my savings to my close friends and kill myself. whats the point of having my shoulder fixed if my life is actively being ruined YET AGAIN and I'll have nothing to return to? whats the fucking point? please put me out of my fucking misery. im done.

[cosmohydrargyrum]

THE SNAPCHAT WYLL WARRIORS ARE AT IT AGAIN.

"You're so pretty"

"thanks lol but u haven't seen me?"

"I just think you are. So can I see u?"

NOOOOOOO BOOOOOOO SHUT UP OMG I will never ever ever find the love of my life because they texted me "wyll"!!!!!! and if anyone ever catches me talking about "yeah I met my man on snapchat" PLEASE EUTHANIZE ME. ITS A CLONE. and u could say well cosmohydrargyrum! just don't add them back! and you would be so right. but I recognized this guy's name. curiosity killed the cat guys don't be like me

[forgotten-daydreamer]

knowing im going to die very young somehow doesnt make the psychological violence any easier to bear

[toadallytickles]

why have you become a cannibal(for subby boys)?

Oh my gosh lmaoo (〃^▽^〃)ゞ I’m not a subby tickle boy though so is it really cannibalism? I’m a different species who just happens to prey on tickle toys~ 😋 jk

Really though I find it just goes with my feral Ler persona, and I think it’s funny to say! Very on brand of me! :)c