#lol if you attack this post you're wearing a clown suit

[fromgoy2joy]

Diaspora Jew, staring out into the distance : things are just... rough right now. Really rough with antisemitism. We will get through it, but.. geez.

Israeli, flipping out of a tree : oh no!! That is horrible! But have you considered where this does not happen? Rhymes with Fisrael, Zisrael...

Diaspora Jew : ... Ploni Almoni, you run from rockets on a regular basis.

Israeli : Yes. Keeps you in shape ^_^ I can sprint many meters in ten seconds or less! And in the shelters, we have boardgames!

Diaspora Jew : there was a terrorist attack on your street a few days ago!

Israeli: Sure. But this is relevant, how?