#lol i hate my writing so cringe gahhhhh

[glowwormsmith]

WIP Wednesday (finally on time!)

I was tagged by @nightwingshero, thank you for the tag! Sorry I’ve been so lazy on getting to tags, I promise I will get to more one day!

Tagging @deputyash @teamhawkeye @featheredcritter @baldurrs @chazz-anova @thefathersbride and anyone who sees this and wants to show some writing, no pressure as always~

Sooooo, I don’t have nay FC stuff, BUT I can share two WIPS from different fandoms: one is from One Piece that is semi self-indulgent OCxcanon/OC-focused. The other is a massive crossover/AU of Dead by Daylight, with this chapter focusing on Dany and Jon being dragged to the Entity’s Realm. Also self-indulgent on my end with some changes to characters and lore but isn’t all fanfic self-indulgent to varying degrees? Anyways, here’s some snippets, enjoy!

One Piece (T; mentions of slavery, cartoony violence)

“I’ll take care of the slimy weirdo and you deal with big boy!” Pearl said before running towards Throckmorton and the captive girl, sweeping the other mooks away with two thick strands of her hair; some fell overboard and others were knocked out. The squid fish-girl yelped and scuttled up the rigging, watching the two, though the redhead with a knowing glance. She…can’t be…I’m saved!

Throckmorton giggled as he lifted Briallen up with a slime “arm” in front of him like a human shield. It was green and oozing. “Come any closer and I will suffocate this girl to death in my ooze, little one. I’m Throckmorton the Fool, a Slime Human with the power of the Slime-Slime Fruit. Nice to slime you!”

Pearl made a grossed-out face, but watched a struggling Briallen carefully. “So you’re living slime? That’s yucky!”

“I may be yucky, but everything becomes stucky when I touch them. C’mere, brat!” Throckmorton tried to launch his other arm at Pearl, who used her hair to leap into the air and out of his reach.

“HAIRY ROLL!” Pearl’s hair enveloped her into a ball and she rolled down onto a panicking Throckmorton, who turned into slime and oozed away, accidentally dropping Briallen as he did so. She scuttled off to Thea’s side, who was busy drinking from a glass bottle and regaining her breath.

“Bri, are you alright!?” Thea asked in relief.

Briallen nodded as she and Thea turned to see Pearl had unrolled at the last second and land gently near them. She turned to grin at the two.

“Glad you’re okay! I’d shake your hand, but it looks yucky!”

“Thank you, uh, Pearl, was it? Ah, look out!” The three barely avoided the giant fist of green slime as Throckmorton faced them, all slime.

“You wretched girl! You made me lose my hostage! Forget sparing you for slaves, I’m going to stuckily kill you!”

“I can’t punch him, or I’ll stick to him and it’ll go through…” Pearl said as she kept watch of her opponent, with Briallen and Amalthea behind her. She barely heard Gilly’s grunts of pain, but did not take her eyes off Throckmorton as Thea dashed to Gilly.

“I’ll help your friend. Take care of my sister!”

“Be careful, Thea-sorelle!” Briallen said and let out a cry as Throckmorton let out a stream of slime at them.

“HAIRY SHIELD!” Pearl created a hair barrier for the two and felt it take a beating from the slime. “Crap, crap, CRAP! This won’t hold forever!”

“Slihihihihi! It’s stucky time!!” Throckmorton then stopped and the girls looked over their shield to see the squid fish-girl splashed him with a bucket of water, making him corporal again.

“Now’s your chance! He can’t go into his slime form when he’s wet!” the squid girl said. She looked to be the same age as Gilly with a well-built figure and muscular arms. She had light gray/off-white skin, three arms on each side and suckers on the forearms, black eyes, a beak-like nose, plump lips, light brown hair choppily cut into a bob with blond on the tips, and wearing a sky-blue sleeveless blouse over a white tank top, black ripped shorts under a peach-colored hip skirt, and short-heeled black boots. She also had a steel collar around her neck.

“Mara, you bit—KAHHHH!” Throckmorton said as Pearl also shouted simultaneously, “HAIRY DOUBLE FIST!!” and launched two hair fists into his face, knocking him out cold.

The squid girl called Mara dashed forward and tied up both Babette and Throckmorton as quick as she could with rope, and then giving Pearl a thumbs-up. “Nice work, kiddos!”

 “Err, not that I don’t appreciate the help, but aren’t you on their side?” Pearl asked with her head tilted.

 “No way! Look at the slave collar they got on me!” the fish-girl said, pointing to the collar. “They’ve had me as a slave on this blasted boat for two years now, zapping me when I fight back! Also, I only put out the flames so the slaves below deck will be okay. But now that O’Malley’s daughter is here, I’m taking back my own life!”

“Eh, you know Gilly? Ah, speaking of which, looks like they took care of big boy!” Pearl added when there was a huge thud and the boat shook as the man went down. Gilly looked battered, but was no worse for wear alongside Thea, who was still pale and slightly shaking but had some energy back.

“Hah, and here “Big Belly Borys” was sayin’ he had a Devil Power and he wasn’t that tough at all!”

“Ah, but you are bleeding a bit, um…?” Thea said as she took out a cloth and a small vial.

“O’Malley D. Gillian, but my friends call me Gilly!” Gilly said proudly as Thea touched her lip with the vial. “Ah, thanks, but it does sting! It’s no big deal, it’s kinda embarrassing!”

“Oh, quit being a baby! I’m all done. I’m Amalthea and this is my sister, Briallen. Thank you both for the aid,” Thea said politely. “I feared the worst was going to happen.”

“There’s no fear when you have the help of Bell Pearl and her sidekick, Gilly! We also had help from Mara here, too!” Pearl added, pointing to the squid fish-girl.

Gilly then looked to the others and her eyes widened in realization. “Oh, Mara…shit, Mara, you’re okay!”

“Yep, good to see you again too, Gills!” Mara said as the two hugged…and then the happy moment was ruined when Mara brought down her three right arms onto Gilly’s forehead, causing a startled reaction from the other three. It was a miracle Gilly’s head didn’t split open from a fish-folk’s strength.

“You dumbass! If it hadn’t been for your crazy antics, we wouldn’t have been launched across the bloody sea, separated from my mom and the gang, and I wouldn’t be enslaved by these dingbats!” Mara shouted.

Gilly then headbutted Mara’s face and got right in it. “I’m sorry, Cala-Mara, I recall you were SO excited to take on that whirlpool bitch. “Wow, gee whizz, Gills, I betcha we can take that Char-Rib-Dis on, no problem”!”

“Ack, you’re putting all the blame on me!? No way, no way, Gills! But now’s not the time for squawkin.’ Now that I found you, we’re getting back home if it’s the last thing I—AHHHH!”

 The two stopped bickering when Mara’s shock collar zapped her and she fainted once it was done. Gilly caught her friend in her arms and the four girls turned to see the enemy captain had recovered and was facing them. He no longer had a smile and looked furious, holding a remote in his hand.

“Stupid fish. We should have chopped her up ages ago, always plotting against me,” Sylvester cursed.

Gilly gritted her teeth and laid her friend gently on the floor. Standing up, both she and Pearl faced him with dangerous glints in their eyes. Thea and Briallen rushed to Mara to administer aid. “What do I always say about trash like this, Pearlie?”

“Only good slaver is a dead one,” Pearl said, looking serious and grim, her hair tendrils raised up.

DBD/ASOIAF (M; some violence/blood/gore)

She had never run so fast in her life, but Daenerys was pleased to see she was quite good at keeping this monster occupied with the chase. She learned that pallets could be dropped to block or stun, and she could vault over windows or low edges. She must have explored every inch of this hellhole as the Oni chased her. And as she saw when he absorbed her blood earlier and how he downed a perfectly healed David and injured Elodie, he was powerful enough to hit all survivors down once he consumed enough blood. She was able to keep from being hit in the entire time she was distracting the Oni, to the point she could feel his anger rising every time he failed to catch her.

He finally got a hit on her when she was distracted by a strange sound and the sound of creaks, but she dashed off. They mentioned the gates. That new sound must be the gates. I have to find them...

She felt a pang of relief as she saw Elodie and Max at the gate, both relatively healthy as Elodie was holding a strange handle to open the door. The younger girl was holding something peculiar in his hands. “He’s coming! Hurry, please, hurry!”

“Almost...got it...!” Two red lights were lit and a third came on as the doors groaned opened slowly. Just as she saw them dash ahead and she gained a burst of energy...

“Gahh!!” She fell to the ground from the blade’s sharp steel, hitting the bricked pavement hard. She looked up to see Elodie had gone far ahead, looking back in worry and horror, but unable to stop or turn back. There were bricked columns surrounding the opening and dead grass flying in the breeze. She couldn’t see Max.

At least they are free... Dany looked up with a glare at her assailant, triumphant as he flicked his blade and her blood splattered onto the ground and her cloak. She could not discern his grumbling murmurs.

Will he kill me, or put me on a hook for that spider creature? Either way, I shall not go down meekly...Dany rolled onto her back and feebly kicked out at the Oni, which seemed to give amusement from the beast as he lowly chuckled. He sheathed his sword and picked her up by her arm, nearly tearing it from her socket as he slung her over his shoulder, barely missing the spiked shoulder guards. As he began to leave the area and Dany struggled as she watched her freedom shrink away...

A young battle cry resounded and a bright flash of light hit the Oni’s face, and Dany felt herself fall hard to the ground. In her surprise, she felt her sore arm grabbed by Max as the girl pulled her to the exit, the long item that had saved her in her other hand. The enraged shout fo the Oni trailed after them as they did not look back, running through a darkened field of nothingness. In the distance, Dany could see a fire light and the figures of other people, and she could let out the gasping sobs she had been holding in.

Out of the match....but not in a place I know...

[willow-salix]

F, Y and Z please from the writer ask list

You're getting me back for mine, aren't you? Lol

F- How long have you been writing fan fiction? Since around 2009, I wrote one mega fic which was around 60k long and was a complete book re-write of a true blood book. Then role play fan fiction for years until I got brave enough (or stupid enough) to do TAG.

Y- What is your favourite genre to write?

Paranormal romantic comedy is my genre. Mostly funny fluff with a dash of angst sprinkled in now and then to shock people into remembering that I can be serious now and then.

I guess for me writing is escapism so I like it to be mostly happy so I'm happy writing it. I tend to take on my characters feelings while writing it and writing too much drama and whump can make me depressed and it's harder for me to write, I get bogged down. The whumpy, emotional chapters are the hardest for me and take longer because I have to pace myself and do then bit by bit so I don't get too sad or low.

Z: Post an excerpt from your first fic or your last. Well you've just read my last, so let's see if I can dig out any of my first... Its gonna be awful...

OK, backstory of the book is that some witches came to cause trouble and put a spell on the local head vampire, Eric. In the original book it was Sookie that found him, but obviously I changed it so that a witch could be involved, that and I totally love Eric (I obviously have a bit of a thing for blondes that I didn't realise). This is from chapter 4, it's first person, I hate it, but I think we can kinda see where Selene got her sarcasm.

I was driving along at a good pace when a new song came on the stereo, I smiled as it was one of my favourites ‘Somebody’s out there’ by Triumph. I was singing along when my eyes caught a flash of movement in the distance.

I slowed the car down a little and looked more closely, waiting for the animal or whatever it was, to jump out into the road in front of me.

What I didn’t expect to see was the sight of a half naked, very tall man, running like crazy down the side of the road. I stopped the car as quickly as possible and jumped out.

I called out to the running figure, noting that he had long blonde hair and was very pale.

‘Hey there mate, are you ok?’ He whirled around and faced me, standing in a crouched position. He had huge white fangs glistening in the moonlight. I gasped in shock. It was Eric.

‘Hey Eric, calm down sweetie, it’s just me. It’s Tansi.’

I opened myself up and tried to feel what he was thinking. I was shocked to pick up confusion, fright and nervousness. Why the hell was Eric scared of me?

‘Are you ok darling?’ I took a step closer to him with my hand outstretched to him.

He seemed to think for a second and then stood up out of the crouch; his fangs withdrew a little but not quite.

‘Do I know you?’ He asked quietly.

‘Of course you know me, you doughnut.’

‘Who am I?’ Oh Goddess I though, is he for real? Does he not know me? Did that explain the confusion?

‘Eric, sweetie, what happened to you?’ I stepped closer still and he didn’t move away this time.

‘Who is Eric?’

Oh lordi, what was going on?

I was shivering in the cold and realised that Eric must be colder than I was; he wasn’t wearing a shirt or coat and didn’t appear to have any shoes either.

I sighed making up my mind in that one instant; I would have to take him home with me.

‘Come on babe, you are coming home with me, I can’t leave you out here on your own, you’ll freeze and you don’t seem to know who you are, let alone how to get back home’. I closed the distance between us and took his hand, he gripped my hand like it was a lifeline and allowed me to lead him to my car.

His hand was very cold and he had goose bumps on his arms and chest, his nipples were very erect and seemed to be watching me. I shook my head to clear my, slightly naughty, thoughts and took off my cape and draped it around his shoulders and wrapped it around him as close as possible. It was way too small on him but would do.

I got him in the car and did up his belt. He looked me straight in the eyes.

‘Do I really know you, do you really know me?’ He looked so lost, the

poor lamb. I impulsively gave him a half hug as I finished doing up his seatbelt.

‘Yes I really know you, and you really know me’. I shut his door and went round to my side and started the car. While I was getting myself sorted out he was staring at me very intently.

‘Did you call me Eric?’

‘Yes that’s your name’

‘And yours was Tansi?’ He frowned a little at the strange sound of my name.

‘Yes Tansi, its short for Tanzanite’.

‘It is a very beautiful and unusual name’. He gave me a small smile, so

I gave him a very big one in return.

‘Well Thank you, I don’t like it much, but it can grow on you’.

We drove in silence for a bit longer before I gave into my curiosity.

‘Eric, what were you doing out here, and why don’t you remember me?’

Eric seemed to shrink into the seat a little.

‘I don’t know, I don’t even know who I am’. Oh shit, I thought, this is very bad indeed.

‘Well try not to worry too much babe, I’ll look after you’. We were pulling up to my house now. I parked and came round to open his door. I held out my hand and was relieved when, after a moment’s hesitation, he put his hand in mine. I curled my fingers around his and gave a little pull to get him out of the car. I kept his hand in mine as I lead him into my house. He hesitated but I pulled a little more firmly.

‘Come on. Eric, I want you to come in with me and be safe and warm.’

My words had the desired effect and he followed me into my living room.

I flipped on the lights and finally got a good look at him. I didn’t like what I saw. He was wrapped in my too small cloak, and appeared to be only wearing a pair of filthy jeans. His hair was dirty and matted with Goddess knows what. I sighed and held out my hand to him again.

Come with me’ I lead him to my bathroom and started the shower.

‘You get undressed and get in while I get you some towels, I wont be long’ I turned to give him some privacy when he grabbed my hand.

‘Don’t go, stay with me’ Eric looked so lost that I melted.

‘Ok stay there for just a minute I’ll be right back, I promise’ I patted his hand and extracted myself slowly from his death grip on my arm.

Thankfully he let me go.

I ran to my bedroom and grabbed some towels from the linen closet, an old pair of sweats and an oversized t-shirt I used as a nightdress and as an after thought, rummaged in my bottom draw for last years bikini, just in case.

I ran back and found him in exactly the same place he was when I had left. I was a little worried at how much he seemed to cheer up when I stepped back into the room.

‘Come on now babe, slip out of those dirty jeans and jump in the shower, I want to get you clean’. I eeped and quickly span round to face the door as he took me literally and dropped his trousers onto the floor.

‘Come in with me’ he pleaded. I sighed.

‘Ok get in and I’ll be right back’. I stepped out the door and quickly shucked my dress and pulled on the bikini. This was not the way I had thought I would be getting Eric in my shower with me, but there was no way

I was going to take advantage of this troubled man in the room behind me.

I stepped back into the bathroom. He was in the shower just standing under the spray, he looked up as I got into the shower behind him. I was pleased to note that he looked a little disappointed that I wasn’t as naked as him.

‘Now no funny stuff’ I warned him as I reached for the soap and began to wash him all over. My fingers seemed to sink into the thick muscles of his back and I had to tell myself very firmly to keep my mind on the job as I fought the urge to lick his back.

He sighed as I worked the soap over his shoulders.

When his back was as clean as it was going to be and I had managed, with a lot of prayers for prizes for good behaviour, to carefully avoid looking at his fabulous butt to closely (a quick glance was all I did, I promise), I turned him around and began to work on his chest. The air left my lungs in one big whoosh as my hands slid over his nipples and down over his stomach. I took my hands away, afraid that I would lose my self control in one feel swoop in about 10 seconds time.

‘You can finish off while I have a wash’ I handed him the soap and turned my back and concentrated on washing off the smell of the bar from my skin. I gave him a few minutes more and then turned round to face him.

I risked a quick glance down and almost felt my knees collapse when I saw just how happy he was to be in the shower with me. My girl pride picked up a notch but I squashed any thoughts of reaching out and feeling just how happy, and grabbed the shampoo from the shelf.

‘Turn around’ I commanded and when he did I reached up and applied a generous amount onto his hair. I rubbed it in gently, taking my time working it through the tangles and getting all the dirt out, until it was squeaky clean.

I helped him rinse the soap out and then set to work on my own. He reached out to help me, but I pushed him gently away. I love having my hair played with and I knew that if he turned those big, sexy hand loose on me, I would never be able to leave him alone, and he would find himself on the floor with a pair of very long legs, attached to one very horny woman, wrapped firmly around his waist. He looked a little put out but allowed me to finish on my own.

I turned off the water and got out, wrapping myself in a big fluffy towel. I handed one to Eric and watched as he wrapped it around his waist, leaving his chest bare, wet and very inviting. I had to take a deep breath. I have a thing about bare, wet men that was not helping my resolve.

I grabbed the clothes I had picked up for him and practically shoved them into his arms.

‘You get dressed and I’ll meet you in the kitchen’ I squeaked out, my voice a little high. I turned away and scuttled out the door to my bedroom to get dressed into the frumpiest pyjamas I owned.

Gahhhhh I cringe! I cringe so much! This is awful, Wills! What have you done? Do you want some crackers with that cheese? Fucks sake.