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chaimachi · 9 months ago

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What if Ivan lives and becomes a huge boon to the rebellion because he gained so much intel being raised by the alien equivalent of the mob. Unsha's out here praising his pet like "My Ivan is such a good obedient boy," meanwhile said boy is watching everything the mobster aliens do and learning how to unlock collars and bypass most security through observation.

Alternatively, maybe Unsha taught him one or two things because as Unsha's pet Ivan was at risk of being kidnapped. So, Unsha was "if you can't get back to me on your own you're worthless."

#alien stage #alnst ivan #i dunno I think it'd be funny #i think ivan should get a gun and shoot the aliens with an absolute deranged look on his face as a treat!#boy went from being raised in the slums to being raised in the mob he knows things #well the knows thing is canon I just think it'd be funny if it was because unsha is a mobster #local boy raised in the mob appears obedient and good but is secretly analyzing and learning all he sees so he can use it to be gay /j #just imagine ivan knowing all this weird shit and everyone is “Wtf” and he's just :)#chai stfu stop rambling okay I will

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