#lmfaoooooo something about work always gives people the most legendary ideas

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not same anon so srry to make this abt THEM too.. but imagine telling deku or shouto the same thing 😭😭

maybe for deku u just rlly enjoy teasing him bc ur SOOOO interested in him, u want him so bad and he looks so cute flustered but he seems too dense to realize it u like him but spoil alert he likes u too so imagine ur with him and he does such a simple BUT sexy thing like idk getting something off the top shelf n u can see his v line ur checking him out obvi so when he gets whtvr it is he's reaching for u just blurt out "i bet ur dick is so big and fat" and he literally short circuits. like he just freezes, meanwhile ur still staring at him. honestly you already know it's big bc u can see it when he wears sweatpants or when he wears his suit bc there's that part where it looks big in his crotch area. ya then he starts speaking gibberish yk like does n his face is so red, it makes u giggle which catches him off guard, n he turns even more red bc he likes u and ur giggle <3333 then idk maybe he tries to act suave and seduce u but u act "hard to get" but either way u both fuck n so does ur happy healthy relationship!! 🥳🥳

n with shouto, honestly idek how u bring it up, maybe u think u say it in ur head but u actually say it out loud but either way u say it and he hears it and u can see a blush on his cute cheeks n the he says "i don't know, i think it's average.. do you want to see?" AND UR LIKE HUH?????? BC THIS IS SHOUTO!!!! PRO HERO SHOUTO TODOROKI!!!! HE JUST ASKED IF U WANTED TO HIS HIS PP??????? now it's UR turn for ur face to heat up bc wth???? did he just say that????? this is real he's fr!! anyways shouto knows he's big, he's heard the pro's talk abt it when they're all in the locker room changing so he just acted "dense" so he can say that, but u both fuck and boom a happy healthy relationship is born yay!! 🥳🥳

also i literally wrote this at work um scratchs head.. lol

(in reference to this and this!)

OHHHHH MY GOD BESTIE, i’m literally. Literally. going to go insane over this..... why am i so obsessed? 

Like, Deku’s literally just makes me want to hit myself on the head because... being close enough with him to be very casual, but all the dirty nasty still makes him blush? PLEASEEE, probably everyone already thinks of you guys as a couple with how much you stay at each other’s houses, but every time it comes up, he’s just going beet red and trying to shake it off so as not to make things worse (he’s stupid though because that’s actually what you want)... 

BUT THEN THIS HAPPENS and it’s just. so hard to go back to normal knowing ... you really do think about him in that way? UGHHH GOD. And him trying to seduce you after is such a fucking mess because... you don’t want cool, try-hard izuku, you want accidentally sexy izuku. he’s gonna have a big dick either way so as,dflkajsdk !!! 

and his sensors just go insnae trying to figure out how you feel about him until finally, FINALLY, the dam breaks and everything comes out.

And then with Todoroki??? 

Like obvs size is something he’s never really thought abt or considered, but to suddenly be told it’s something YOU’RE interested in? That you like him... IN GENERAL? oh absolutely he’s going to exploit that (in his todoroki way) cuz he’s been interested in you for a while now, too, and just didn’t know how to initiate anything. 

BUT NOW YOU DID and jdjfkasdjljk he can finally act upon his feelings knowing they’re reciprocated!!! 

can you imagine also... maybe thinking he’s just joking or not being serious when he offers, too??? and like... saying yes because you think nothing will happen? THEN BOOM, todoroki’s got his bedroom eyes on and is approaching you... PLEASE!!

either you love it and he stays on like that or you’re getting scared and he’s getting all gentle... and either way I LOVE IT. 

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Thank u for this, anon. FOR REAL!!!