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almightycrisprat · 8 months ago

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i am actually about to lose it i just had pe against two of the most openly judgemental teams ive ever seen and i froze into a brick and therefore couldnt play properly therefore making it worse and by this point im only keeping it together by hiding underneath the table doing my “calm crisp down” ritual while humming courtroom revolutionnaire and moon theme

i am not okay lmfao

#ace attorney #ducktales #i actually i love ducktales its insane i just never talk about it tho #i am passing away #also “calm crisp down” ritual is just scratching the back of my neck and going back and forth #lmfao help me its not ok

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kitamars · 1 month ago

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hi ive been going through it a little bit

#school is actively kicking my ass and ive never been so busy but they are single handedly keeping me sane help #if you told me like three months ago that id be ahving yet another superhero phase i would have curled into a ball and died #its very comfy here in hell though thats for sure #i adore them sm jesus fucking christ #spiderman has been a fav of mine since i was a kid and watching the ultimate spiderman show on tv #and deadpool has been coming up in the ranks as of recently lol #again #hilarious that i watched dp/wv and came out hardcore shipping spideypool lmfao #i dont know how that happened but idc this is awesome #i wanna do mire finished pieces but i have basically no time so yayayyyyyy doodle dump #hope you all are well!#spiderman #spider man #peter parker #I SHOULD POINT OUT NOT HIS MCU VERSION PLEASE NO #deadpool #wade wilson #spideypool #spiderpool #marvel #ok bye

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nekoning · 4 months ago

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waiting for the results of my assessment is wrecking my brain and i can't focus on drawing bc my mind is like "what if it's just social anxiety and everything else has unexplainable reasons unrelated to autism"

#me pacing on my tip toes after listening to kendrick on repeat the whole day: i can't be autistic bc i used to make eye contact w my mom #my brain: the easiest explanation is often right but not for you ok its all just coincidence #brain: also you're gonna get an F on the flying frogs wdym this isnt school #the only reassurance i have is that no amount of masking has helped me pass the vibe check LMFAO 😭#BUT THAT ACTUALLY PISSES ME OFF BC I WAS TRYING SO HARD BACK THEN OK #you're telling me forcing myself to look between ppl's eyebrows all that time was for NOTHING??#the tism

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f1owermoon · 2 months ago

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sorry i just. need to rant for a second

#cause dude the whole joost situation is SO fucking upsetting #he's mentioned over and over again how overwhelming this whole overnight success thing has been for him and to respect his boundaries #and instead of yk respecting his wishes “fans” go and make things worse by constantly overstepping and being creepy and weird like hello???#like why can't we all just be normal and take a step back and enjoy things #these people are gonna end up driving him off the internet and i wouldn't blame him one bit #and the worst part is the people who should get the memo obviously don't (or refuse to) bc this isn't an isolated instance #like its been going on for a while now #idk man i just think about how hard it must be for him rn #one of the things that turned me into a joost fan (besides his music) was his personality #like i obviously dont know him on a personal basis #but from the little bits ive seen he comes across as a really genuine and sweet and kind dude #super thoughtful as well. like i just love the way he thinks and his take on things #like i remember watching his eurovision interviews and just thinking oh man this dude's a ray of sunshine LMFAO #also the literal definition of resilience like dude's been through so much stuff and hes always managed to come out on top despite of it #and thats something i really admire about him too. like the way he put it as not letting your traumas be just that #but also something that can drive you forward #but yeah dude's had more than enough like he deserves to be happy and have some peace and ppl keep ruining it for him and it makes me upset #like i actually slept like shit last night and woke up feeling terrible and i wonder if what went down yesterday w the whole live thing #has anything to do with it lmfao #and you may be like ok well youre taking it too personally and letting it affect you #and yeah maybe youre right LOL but i cant help it i care about the guy and i want him to be okay #he seems to have a really good support system though so i hope things blow over soon and he can finally have some peace #anyway. rant over! 💋#raquel speaks

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aahsoka · 2 months ago

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were supposed to memorize parts of our songs for choir by today in class and while i have practiced them at almost every possible moment and the recordings continue to ring in my head over and over im still not totally confident

#there are just specific places where i forget what the music says #and its hard to hear the alto part in the recordings . :|#if the sopranos arent ready im gonna be like. ok what gives. ur parts are loud . lmfao #jordan talks #these songs are haunting me. they keep replaying over and over #which is sometimes u helpful bc ill remember someone else part instead of mine when im not confident in it . idk #which we had separate part recordings to practice with and THEN a full song. idk #i had to download a keyboard app. do u know how hard it is to play piano on an iphone .#the bulgarian folk song we JUST learned the words for is the hardest #bc we have been practicing just rhythm and pitch……….#and then it turned out to just be pronounced the way you would latin. and i was like. why did we wait #this is how i would have read it anyways.

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lebrookestore · 1 year ago

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oh girl what the fuck

#so....i have investigated to the best of my abilities and i am still thoroughly lost so thats that #but what?? literally so much transpired ok so firstly soobin flipped seunghan off with his toes like what....#SEUNGHAN WAS KICKED OUT OF RIIZE FOR SMOKING..... R U KIDDING ME LMFAO THATS SO?????#PLEASE he was doing normal dumb teenager things u should see the people in my college and literally every other college here #why do people drag any sort of celebrity for making normal human decisions #like yes it isn't good for you no shit it isn't but im sure he's mentally sane enough to know that #people who smoke are AWARE of the fact its not good for them trust me i have friends who are well aware #the consequences are on every single pack like they know #bro got kicked out for something literally millions of other people do like what kpoppies are insane and sm is stupid #secondly....i don't even know how to address the made in abyss scandal like it seems so messy what even #let me be so clear here if this allegations are true then i am absolutely disgusted and cannot even fathom what the fuck is happening #like woozi taeyong everyone what #but from what i have seen... and PLEASE DO NOT MISTAKE THIS AS ME DEFENDING ANYONE I AM SIMPLY STATING WHAT I HAVE SEEN ON TWITTER DOT COM #the copy that taeyong had of that manga was the censored version #does this help no not really but i don't really know enough about this situation i will look into it as much as i can i just have no TIME #ive also seen that all of them have been cleared??? so thats also something we should take into consideration i suppose #and the manga/anime is advertised as gore/horror etc ofc this does not excuse its contents literally what the fuck is that author on #but i have to state how entirely hypocritical it is to judge someone based off the media they consume because i know damn well #that a lot of people consume very fucked up content like dark fiction is a thing have yall seen the ya novels nowadays #that does not make the person who consumes it condone it...bc its fiction #at the end of the day these are men i dont trust them as delusional as i may portray myself on this hellsite #also i saw a tweet ab someone on twitter saying bc taeyong reads beserk and that is also a manga with incredibly dark themes he must be #fucked up #firstly a lot of manga/anime have dark themes but thats not the point #a LOT of people around the world have read that manga (im literally not talking ab taeyong here i promise)#literally people i know have #they KNOW how fucked up it is they dont recommend it to anyone and literally say read it at your own risk its fucked up #it does not mean they directly condone the shit that goes on in the manga they have quite the opposite stance actually #(beserk is also the nunber 1 rated manga of all time i know this my ex doesn't shut up ab it and neither does one of my best friends)#anyway i dont know much about this yet so i will look into it more; had no idea what was happening until five mins ago but literally wtf ma

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gontagokuhara · 5 months ago

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writing is so horrifically slow ive worked 9hrs the past several days and by the time i Have time its 9pm and my brain is fried and i manage a few hundred words before collapsing in bed

#pointy objects #doesnt help that i am Busy all the way up until update day. which i am very adamant about. i dont want to miss the 21st #im just about over the Less outlined hump of the chapter so it should be easier going forward but its frustrating me because i want to work #on other stuff but i dont even have time for THIS!!!!#remember commissions? LMFAO.#eventually. i will get there. but i need money too much not to work full time when im offered it so everything falls on the backburner #things fhat matter to literally no one except for me. ok grandma lets get u to bed

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phagodyke · 1 year ago

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been shitting myself over joining one of these outdoor socials but I was rly brave + showed up to one of them but there's no one HERRREEEE

#AM I IN THE WRONG PLACE???????? girl help I'm still new to [city] idk my way around that well 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#at least its not as embarrassing as it could bc cuz the parkrun just ended so theres tons of ppl milling around in gym gear #i blend right in...#this is so sad tho i was hyped now im gonna have to go home tail between my legs and do a weight workout instead :^(((((#i think they normally meet in other places so hopefully next time. ill show up the right place LMFAO #I swear theyre in the wrong place tho. like this is the exact postcode and building they put in the ad????????#wish I had one of their numbers so i could text and ask where tf they are. or if it got cancelled #AUGHHHHHHHHHHHH #ok well. at least i tried that was so brave of me <3 #.diaries

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dennisboobs · 1 year ago

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this is genuinely... so funny to me. like the hilarity of copypasting rational tweets. i'm literally right. it's not even a funny copypasta because it's literally just. objectively correct. it's a criticism of twitter culture and that makes it funny to you because...... god forbid you actually have empathy for other people. caring is for losers if you're on twitter dot com, you have to be snarky and funny at all times.

#moots & friends keep sending me shit and im just like. lmfao this is embarrassing for YOU guys. i stand by everything ive said actually.#i'm sorry you think trying to have a genuine conversation about harmful behaviours is cringe #you consider yourself an activist and will retweet every fucking post abt current events #but you can't actually be bothered to make a positive change in your own life.........#the fact that most of them stop responding after they realize im not going to freak out and give them something emotional is very telling #it's not even like most of them disagree they literally just want to make fun of me for...... caring. like ok. weird hill to die on idk #im at the point where im considering privating my tweets just so i dont continue to get ppl responding but #i think its important that ppl can see my responses. because i stand by them and clearly other ppl do too #theres been a lot of mixed responses but a lot of people have actually ended up agreeing with me after some back and forth #which i appreciate. i didnt want to start fuckin. twitter drama. but like. ill take it #i dont interact with sunnyblr at all so i think this is a good opportunity to potentially change at least a few ppls perspectives #and if youre too far gone to the point where you think that someone caring about perpetuating homophobic rhetoric is funny #i. dont really want to interact with you anyway lol. get better soon xoxo #last post about this on here im. putting this to rest.#ada speaks #genuinely disgusting how many of these ppl will say shit like. ppl are dying. like... yeah. what are YOU doing to help.#retweeting a donation link or someones random carrd doesnt do shit actually. performative armchair activism.#same ppl tweeting vapid shit while acting like theyre above engaging with me on this #i was venting about people qrting glenns old tweets with stupid shit because it was clogging my tl actually lol

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cartoon-skeleton · 1 year ago

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how come I am so anxious about things that should be fun and exciting……..

#my friend that I met in Ireland is coming from NYC to visit for a week #she was supposed to stay with another friend but due to circumstances is now staying with me #my roommate is being weird about it even though I never have people over AND #her boyfriend has lived there RENT FREE for years 😭#like please help me god why am I not allowed to have a life #anyway. Sorry LOL #it’s just….. so annoying ……………#like I pay half the rent in a three person household but I can’t have a friend sleep on an air mattress in my room for a week 🤨🤨🤨#question ? mark ???#anyway…. one last year of living with these assholes #and if ur wondering why I never just moved out #ITS BECAUSE I NEVER MADE ANY GOT DAMB FRIENDS IN COLLEGE LOL #trust me I fuckin TRIED #it’s ok one last year one last year #literally im never at my apartment in the first place and when I am I don’t even leave my room 😭 I am such the opposite of a nuisance #what more do u want from me #ok sorry im done lmfao

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nomorejust1ce · 2 years ago

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once again i am forced to create the lesbian lore of my dreams all by my fucking self………..

#this is abour TSUBOMI #im trying 2 think ab how 2 accomplish tome x tsubomi but i feel like itd go how it usually does #‘so u like aliens’ ‘yea :D’ ‘……is that all’ ‘yea..?>:/‘ ‘ok then were done here. thx 4 yr time. next?’#but maybe tomes like.. sad. lmfao. so she takes her on an insane exorcising trip & nearly gets her killed #ftw tho cuz thats what tsubomi is looking 4 in the first place. smth that really makes her go 🤯#ans maybe they kiss but they have to commit atrocities against each other first #cant help it. its the vrisrezi in me.#fireside chats #SORRY FOR THE RAMBLE LMAO

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end-of--the-line · 2 years ago

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Hey, my friend. From me to you, happy holidays. I’m grateful for your presence in my life and in my Notes. Hope 2023 treats you well, and that your holiday is as survivable, thriveable, and as tf2-spyable as you could hope for. Best, ~Tim

aw shit thank you for being in my notes! i hope your holidays are kind and as dog filled as you desire, even if you did just cite tf2 spy at me lmfao

#asks #voice of god #im awful at responding to nice messages but this made me smile so yknow. had to give it my best shot #doesnt help that im a little bedridden rn but what can you do lol #my illness ridden state may prevent me from forming coherent paragraphs but it cant stop me from bein glad youre here #here in the metaphorical sense since youre on the other coast but the sentiment stands #hope you know that i thoroughly enjoy seeing you around be it notes or messages or dashboard posts #also #sorry i always end conversations early or waaay after they should be over lmfao #from me to you thank you for being a homie and one of my only mutuals who can share the weight of homestuck #''thank you for being a homie'' sounds stupid as hell actually but its ok some things dont need to be coated in 7 layers of irony #ok gotta wrap this up before the year ends cmon #happy holidays! heres to tumblr mutuals and (one more week of) crawling through the year lmao :)

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dragonflute · 1 year ago

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im gonna be blunt abt this instead of vaguely posting abt it since it is 2 am so its whatever but i cannot stand it when ppl ship ou.ter wilds characters

#personal #mfw when the game that helps me address my own issues and anxieties gets boiled down to shipping ← the anger overflows within me #liek lmfao. when the mild hilarity ensues. okay. like its such an important story to me regarding some stuff ive dealt with for years #and its constant at this point in time for some reason like it wasnt like this a few months ago but im constantly bombarded with ship posts #ok thats all just. i wish ppl would acknowledge it being one of the best written games and not fucking turn it into fandom trope ship shit

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xinganhao · 12 days ago

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💘 fake dating seungkwan.

☆ Breaking: SEVENTEEN's Seungkwan Confirms He's In A Relationship [BREAKING] 30m ago

Boo Seungkwan of SEVENTEEN confirms that he's currently dating someone. This comes on the heels of Dispatch reports that Seungkwan is involved in a romantic relationship with an actress.

Seungkwan's agency, Pledis Entertainment, has confirmed the idol's relationship status. "Seungkwan is seeing someone with positive feelings," the agency says in a statement. "We hope that you will look warmly upon their relationship."

Congratulations to the couple!

Listen to SEVENTEEN's newest mini album 'SPILL THE FEELS' here.

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r/kpop • 3d ago donquix0tes

'Fake dating' contracts?

i swear i'm not just in denial about bsk's dating news (LOL) but i heard rumors that 'fake dating' exists in the industry, especially between actors/actresses - idols??? they said it's this whole underground thing so the actors get more traction, the idols get more streams. is this real or is it just stuff you see in fanfics 😂 i'm asking because i can be a bit gullible lmfao

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Contract No. 052615PROFESSIONAL SERVICES AGREEMENT

THIS AGREEMENT made and entered into this 28th day of SEPTEMBER 2024 by and between BOO SEUNGKWAN, hereinafter called IDOL, and [YOUR NAME], hereinafter called ACTRESS for a FAKE DATING ENGAGEMENT.

A. IDOL and ACTRESS agree to engage in a fake relationship for the intents and purposes specified under I: RATIONALE, which by this reference is incorporated herein.

B. This Agreement shall take effect on OCTOBER 28, 2024; contingent upon prior approval to the agencies of IDOL and ACTRESS. The Agreement shall end on MARCH 31, 2025, unless earlier terminated or extended by contract amendment.

C. IDOL/ACTRESS may terminate this Agreement for its convenience any time, in whole or part, by giving the opposing party fourteen-day (14-day) written notice thereof.

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seungkwan updates @boosadanfiles seungkwan at the recent christian louboutin event 🥹 in the caption of the post, he said @yourusername was his date! 🗨 191 ⟳ 1.8K ♡ 5.9K

´◡` ꗃ @yourusername lucky to be doing this with a friend. you make it easy, @hit_thekwan. — Jeju-do, South Korea 🗨 1 ♡ 3

🍊 ꗃ @hit_thekwan Replying to @yourusername we still have three more months 😆 don't give up on me yet

From: Boo Seungkwan <[email protected]> To: You <[email protected]> Date: March 31, 2025 Subject: so..?

this e-mail is being written right after my meeting with my company, but right before i text you lol. i'm going to schedule send this for the end of our contract so this is actually going to be a letter from seungkwan of the past 👻 don't be spooked! hehe

jokes set aside, i don't know what the next couple of months will look like. i understand why this is being done. you need the publicity for your drama... we have our cb... bla bla bla. it's all the usual stuff in this godforsaken industry

honestly, when i first got approached with the idea of faking a relationship for the group's benefit, i was 10000% ready to say no. but. i found out who it was going to be

and i just thought, like, okay. we already know each other. we're friends! and i guess i just wanted to make sure things would be easy for you, too. bc you deserve someone who will understand you, who will help you and be there for you through something hellish as this

so here's some promises i'll make you, even though you won't see them until much later lololol: i promise to be THE best fake boyfriend there is!!! i'll be cooperative, i'll play the part. i'll try to make sure this arrangement doesn't feel like work (even though it is), and when it's too much, we can run away to jeju for a weekend (just kidding) (or am i?)

by the time you get this, you'll know whether i got to do all that lol. make sure to hold me accountable ok!!! if i wasn't a good fake boyfriend, then show me this and i'll get you a meal, your choice. if i was a good fake boyfriend... well, that was the goal 🤞

i feel like this is already getting super long, so i'll end it now. i'm going to text you to see what you think of the arrangement. hopefully, you're fine with it, or else this would all just be a waste of writing lol. see you, fake girlfriend :)

forever yours, your bf-to-be seungkwan 🍊

p.s. this is the embarrassing part so i'm burying it in the very bottom 🤷 but i also hope that this whole thing will give me the courage to say what i really want to, which is something like

p.s.s. they didn't have to contract me to date you. i would've done it on my own accord. i would've done it for free.

p.s.s.s. i was ready to do all of it, only because it's you

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lyekisses · 2 years ago

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alright clocking in for another shift of complaining about the same things every day!

#i have not been feeling good since last night my throat hurty :(#and it is SOOOOOOO fucking cold at my work like an ice cube #which is ironic bc for most of the summer it was like 800 degrees in here bc the mall wouldn't fix the ac #now that they fixed it it has not been turned off so i am shivering every day #and it is not helping my oncoming illness i can tell u that #also just not where i need to be w my finals im gonna try to take my one exam tonight #and then write one essay per day until friday lollllll #we'll see how that turns out! catch me crying on friday at 11:50 pm probably #my one professor DID say he would accept work until sunday so we'll see if i make that call to just be a day late💀#ok anyways my friends are also annoying me but im prob being dramatique due to pms and feeling yucky #and like what else is new #i just dont understand why i feel like im pulling teeth to get a response sometimes but i can see u texting the other girls in the gc #and posting pics on insta :(#like i am crazy but #alright thats enough literally typing this on my laptop i brought to work w me LMFAO its slow today #if my manager wants to say shit (he wont) ill just remind him that he got back together w his toxica baby mama 🫢

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ren-is-real · 2 months ago

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Inanimate Insanity dash simulator (pre ep 16) (i will do more of this if this goes well probably)

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does anyone ever get so tired they start seeing spiders lol

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me when i lay down and hallucinate the horrors lmfao

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what

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Oh so this is not a safe place suddenly

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as an unbiased outsider im cheering for them both ^^ im so excited for the finale!!!!!!!!!!!

#idk what i'll do when this ends tbh #like damn. #we'll cross that bridge when we get to it!!

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any couple can be gay if they are bisexual and their genders are weird enough

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why did you post this directly after talking to me and test tube

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lightbulb why did y

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when you want to ask someone about something but the trek is IMPOSSIBLE and you will DIE (hes downstairs setting up a party im just scared)

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i am not giving you the aux to play green day at the party

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:(

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ok. two songs

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when a fake girl tryna act like me but im the only one there is

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REAL!!!!!

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who are you.

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hey didnt you die. or something

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hey anyone know where pickle is haha. anyone know his room number or amything lol like it would justs be fun to know,,, hagaha,,,, yeagh

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imagine using a run down website that hasnt been relevant in YEARS. you all need to get off and go touch some grass or something jfc

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you're literally using it?

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kill yourself

#you used to be cool man

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i drew some vent art about old stuff.. im better now!! im just letting off some steam haha

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this is so cringe

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you're cringe.

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trophy just ran to the bathroom sobbing

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greetings tumbler! i an steve cobs, C.E.O of the meeple company. i am looking to get in contact with a mephone! specifically mephone 4. (model 4s) any help is greatly appreciated!

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go back to twitter vro 💀

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trying a healthier outlook on life!! i'll tell yall how it goes!!

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failed

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failed

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failed

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i miss egg :( i wonder where the other one the aliens mentioned went. i hope it found a parent that loves it as much as i loved egg. i mean i wasnt the best parent but uh you get what i mean

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😜

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???????

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??????????what??????????

#why is steve cobs on tumblr get off

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i need a boyfriend except he's not a boyfriend and is just some weird british guy i drag around with me everywhere

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diversity win!! corrupt capitalist CEO of multimillion dollar company steve cobs is bisexual!

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who informed you of this.

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I WAS??? JOKING??????

#GUYS??? #STEVE COBS GAY ICON??? #HOLY SHIT #IM SCREAMING ITS HIS OFFICIAL ACCOUNT ITS NOT A GIMMIC #meeple

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as a member of the lgbt we do not accept steve cobs

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even when he changes the meeple logo to a rainbow during pride month we dont accept him

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just to clarify yang posted this not me -yin

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steve cobs being bi and accidentally admitting to it on tumblr was not on my 2024 bingo card ???????

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you'll be first.

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what

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#ii #inanimate insanity #inanimate insanity fanart #ii mephone4 #ii 15 #ii 16 #ii 16 spoilers #inanimate insanity spoilers #inanimate insanity 2 #fake dashboard #fake dash #steve cobs #ii fan #ii fantube #taco ii #yinyang ii #bow ii #ii suitcase

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