#lmao this never happens i'm so excited whoa

[isadora-greenhall]

Dndads s2e37 spoilers

fUCK 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I'm gonna SCREEEEAM THIS FUCKING INTRO AHAAHAHAHAHAHA

"Don't hate Grant, he's struggling" 😭

Damn Taylor's voice was gonna drop asdfghjkl

"Foot kids" lmao gumtoucher piss foot strikes again

Omg GRANT trying to fight a kid omg

Damn the Li-Wilsons are so cranky asdfghjkl

Psychic Mercedes let's goooooooooo

Lmao nice try will ahaha

BRAD SCHMEGAN AHAHA

Fuclem Brad I hate him now lolol

Aaaand here comes Matt with the kill 😂

"Not that's she'd ever meet a monster" me @ Willy: 😡

And where's Nicky king 😃😃😃

Wow scary is taking that way too well lol 🥲

NOOOO SHES PHTTING THE HATXON NOOOOO

FUUCCCKKKKKKK

SCARY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

NOOOO WILLY BETTER NOT BE THE ONE TO TELL HER WHAT HAPPENED 😭

Is Willy fucking pretending he doesn't know what happened

"Stop them except scary" FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

her voice breaking though 😭

"Leave Terry where he is" nooooooooo

Yeah Willy's 100% planning to sacrifice her

YESSSSSSS SHE KNOWS HE'S LYING OH MY GODDDDDDD

AAAAHHHHHHHH

IM SHAKING

oh my god I'm gonna kill him 👊🏼💥

Oh god he's scarier going "final warning" than he is when he's screaming oh god

Oh she's trying to intimidate him

AAAAAHH she did it!

Salt and pepper beard 👀

"I'm a nice guy" DIE WILLY DIE

Scary: *sobbing* this is what I wanted right?

😭

Lark/sparrow 😭

Oh Grant 😭😭😭😭😭

Lmao Matt stop 😂😭

Oh god linc's so good 😭😭😭

"Stop caring" noooooooo

Teleport to Grant noooooOOOOOOO

Oh godd

Oh Grant 😭😭😭😭😭

"He's dangerous" linc 😭

Lmao stop making me laugh fuck ahaha

Taylor is me @ stairs ahaha

Lmao the up-down room throwback ahahaha

In papa John's heart!

Oh the building? 🤔

Not giving her a gun 😭 May she shoot willy with it 🙏

Damn the dealt with the black parade more easily that I expected lol oh well

🎵CAAAAAARRY OOOOOON🎵

Freddie excited for an escape room lolol

"Funny podcast -_-" AHAHAHA

Yesss normal gooooo

Huh Is margarita pizza gonna be the "heart" lol, I thought of her when I saw the title...? It would be poetic for the first anchor to be Tony and the last to be his daughter

Damn normal's gone dark

Lol lark and sparrow's reactions ahaha

Lmao one guy saving that's too funny 😂

WHOA NORMAL'S SO POWERFUL HELL YEAH GO LIL CLERIC DUUUUDE!

Yes Anthony break the rules fuck the rules lawyers!

Lincoln was never Catholic and this proved it lol 😏😂

Oh I'm so nervous what's gonna happen when Linc gets to Grant 😭

Sparrow checking in with Scary 💀

"Tell me something about him" 😭

Oh he couldn't have kids 😭

Lol Ron 😂😭

PIZZA CUTTER?!?! Oh the flat edge omg thank god

This fucking orb of darkness stop making me laugh 😂

LINC SPINNING NO AHAHAAHAHAHAHA

I didn't want to laugh this much 😂😂😂 I knew I would but damn ahaahah

Sword's too long lol 😂 I always know it's gonna be good when Freddie says "here's what it is, here's what it is" 😂

Lmao linc just knowing Taylor's not actually killing anyone rn ahaha

"I'm glad you and see what I see" AHAHA

Oh poor normal 😭 he's breaking now 😭

AHAHA Matt bringing up normal's jealousy issues re: linc and Taylor lmaooo

Aww Normal 😭

@ the people who wanted normal to snap when scary was aligned with Willy - how we feeling now? 🙃

God they're all so pissed they're gonna break the anchor with hate 😭 especially normal oh goddd

"Tug on my toes" AND ANTHONY'S REACTION ASDGHKL

AHAHAHAHA

so much feet stuff 😭😭😭

"Just like FIFA" NOOOOOOO AHAHAHAHA

ASDFGHJKL NORMAL OMFG

NATURAL 20 AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

best reaction to a nat20 since Ron's first singing performance ahaha

Awww normal crying 😭

NICKY HERE TO SAVE HIS BRO

lmao I was close to guessing what happened to Nicky ahaha

Vegans only? 🤔 Henry? 🤔 if it turns out papa John has been a corrupted Henry this whole time so help me... 😂

Damn they talk about wikifeet way too much in this podcast asdfghjkl

Grant and linc 😭

Grant no 😭😭😭

Scary's back 🥲😭

"Don't...make me do this...linc" 😭😭😭😭😭

Is linc gonna get killed nooo

Is TAYLOR gonna get killed?!

God I'm so NERVOUS

What is vegans only?!?!?!?!?!

God scary noo 😭 don't go alone

Oh god grieving scary's scary 😭

NATTY 1?!?!?!

Dont break it with hate 😭

Lol he's vegan ahaha

A vegan has to eat the meat 😭 so sparrow or lark?!

ASDFGHJKL "vegan has to eat that meat" 💀

Lmao normal I salute you 🫡

Normal's apathetic like scary 😭

Oh god these two 😭

"Oh, scary. I'm so sorry" fuck you Will campos I'm gonna cry at how you're talking

Damn a garlic knot? Okay lol nevermind

The collars saying "break it with hate"

"Whoever can bring Terry Jr back can have it" OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH 😭

Oh linc 😭

OH LINC

Breaking it with LOVE

I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN NOOOOO

God, this ending to Grant and Linc's relationship feels like it was inevitable from the second he found out Grant was a sniper 😢

[bigcatsfan]

tagged by @adachisyuto

1: Are you named after someone? myself lmao

2: When is the last time you cried? like two days ago

3: Do you like your handwriting? its ok

4: What is your favorite lunch meat? turkey yo

5: Do you have kids? ew

6: If you were another person, would you be friends with you? maybe?? im kinda annoying so who knows

7: Do you still have your tonsils? nope

8: Would you bungee jump? but would it be over water or ground bc water, yes, ground... maybe no

9: What is your favorite kind of cereal? cinnamon toast crunch fam

10: Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? depends on the shoe yo but generally lmao no

11: Do you think you’re a strong person? physically? no... mentally??... also no 12: What is your favorite ice cream flavor? vanilla lmao bc im a bland bitch

13: What is the first thing you notice about people? uhm... that they exist?

14: Red or pink? pink

15: What is the least favorite physical thing you like about yourself?  uhm lol

16: What color pants and shoes are you wearing now? no shoes but gray shorts bc pjssssss

17: What was the last thing you ate? pizzaaaaaaa

18: What are you listening to right now? this horror movie

19: If you were a crayon, what color would you be? lmao bubblegum pink pls

20: Favorite smell? lEMON

21: Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? my sister

22: Favorite sport to watch? tennis

23: Hair color? faded blonde/pink v nice thank u

24: Eye color? they blue

25: Do you wear contacts? heckie no i am too scared to put my finger near my eye for things other than makeup 26: Favorite food to eat? pasta any type of pasta give me pasta

27: Scary movies or comedy? scary movies

28: Last movie you watched? sinister 2

29: What color of shirt are you wearing? gray

30: Summer or winter? winter

31: Hugs or kisses? uh both maybe is that an option

32: What book are you currently reading? the novice by matharu taran

33: Who do you miss right now? uhhhhh my grammy

34: What is on your mouse pad? uh normally a puppy but rn i’m using a table w/ no mouse pad

35: What is the last TV program you watched? xfiles tbh

36: What is the best sound? *xfiles theme*

37: Rolling Stones or The Beatles? uh

38: What is the furthest you have ever travelled? to cali lmao

39: Do you have a special talent? crying bc i love something so much

40: Where were you born? illinois usa bc corn fields

i tag uhm... uhm... @sobicentric @swordfishhotkissnight and no one else bc i don’t have friends on here lmao

[can-of-pringles]

Here, let me dump my AHS Apocalypse thoughts on you. I really tried to keep it short, I swear.

What an exciting start! I thought this would be about averting an apocalypse that we'd never actually get to see (sorta like The X-Files did and I'm still grumpy about).

Finally making use of the pierced ears! Not to be shallow, but my god, I could look at the Aesthetically Pleasing Boy all day.

Aw, I was hoping the news broadcast would end with the Turner Doomsday Video.

Nice casting for Timothy, dude reminds me of Matt Smith.

"The stew is Stu!" What a delicious pun, five stars!

Michael's light eyes are creepy as fuck. I guess that makes it good casting.

Ugh, the cursed suit is back. But the idea that it might be Tate wearing it again gave me a great bout of LOLs about this character combo. So that's what it would be like to watch someone's fanfic.

Time in a Bottle, they really fucking had to, huh? This show really knows how to torture its viewers. "This song makes me so melancholic." Same, Dinah, so fucking same.

Whoa, Mallory vs. Michael was when it got interesting!

They for fucking real had Mallory utter the words "Dark Phoenix"! That's not the torture I signed up for!

Wait, not just witches, but those we already know?! Oh man, this show!

Wow, we even see Queenie again! Oh, I do love it when shows correct grievous wrongs, HINT, HINT, NUDGE, NUDGE in now particular direction!

JPM, my beloved! But so weird to have Michael meet another of Evan's characters and it still isn't Tate.

"Solitaire it is." Poor baby!

We got Queenie and even Madison back, so I was desperate for Misty - and the show actually delivered! Am I high, is this season all a dream?

And then they even bring all the Murder House characters back!

Moira gets peace at last!

We finally see the 4th kid that I swear was mentioned but never shown in S1. Or did I overlook her or something? How did she die anyway?

Whoa, so my idea about Tate having been influenced by the house was right!

Ep 7 finally explained how come Myrtle is back! They took their fucking time, I'm offended.

Dear god, no, the He-Man hair!

That Ryan Reynolds joke felt like the X-Men reciprocating Deadpool's Hugh Jackman joke.

"Had a little name change recently for reasons of branding and whatnot" What, you mean that's an actual thing and not something Facebook recently invented?

Jennifer Lawrence is mentioned. By Jeff of course. Stop, guys, I can't handle any more!

"Who the fuck are you?" Come on, you can't tell me I'm seeing things, he said that just the way Dadneto did!

Okay, NOW I'm probably just seeing things: in his introduction scene (hey, timeline-wise it is) the guy with the almost colorless hair is wearing something with tigers on it!!!

Then even Marie Leveau comes back! This season is such a trip!

And there it finally is, solving the problem of AHS Apocalypse à la Days of Future Past. Fun times!

Running Michael over was too simple. But despite that very anticlimactic solution Mallory is still awesome. What is it with witches being so great?

What happened to Moira in the new timeline? Did they go to the Murder House again to free her? Did they help Violet/Tate set sail?

And what from previous seasons was changed by averting the apocalypse?

Whoopsie, the next end of the world is set for 2024 already. That's like only 3 seasons away.

I'd say plotwise this was my favourite season.

Finally another person who actually likes AHS Apocalypse!

Also yes ^^ I love Mr. Gallant

I feel bad because I don't remember who Timothy is, it's been awhile since I've watched it.

THAT IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE LINES I QUOTE IT ALL THE TIME LOL

Michael is creepy >_>

Ryan Murphy confirmed it's not Tate that time. It's just some demon?? Yeah idk.

I'm always reminded of DOFP with that song being in AHS.

I LOVE THE PART WHERE THE WITCHES SHOW BACK UP IT'S SOOO GOOD

I feel bad for JPM too :(

I was so happy for Moira that she finally got a happy ending!

LMAO YEAH THE WIG WAS NOT IT... Also the makeup was bad XD. People joke that he looks like Ellen.

I think I might have cheered when Michael got ran over

Ghosts aren't affected by the time changes so if I'm correct they all still have their happy endings.

I'm glad you liked it!

[candlewaxandp0lar0ids]

Ok whoa whoa whoa WHAT??? That was??? I— *sits down* ok so …. I get why the reader becomes so angry after they kissed. In her mind she has always careful for Jk. It’s so obvoius to her that she has always looked out for him (a little cold and distant but that’s what happens when u live this life) but for Jk I guess this opened a whole new world for him. In his mind she doesn’t care for him, never has and never will but now that she said she has always watched his fights, saved him from the fire and remembers his scars it’s like it clicked for him. But the reader doesn’t know that. It’s so frustrating to read from an outsiders pov because to the reader this is Jks new way of messing with her, making her look weak while for Jk this is him realizing that she does care. The cliffhanger killed me and Im so excited to see what’s gonna happen in the NeXT chapter. Prob a lot of awkward tension and missunderstanding. Neither of them is that great at communicating lmao. Oh also the readers sister? Precious bean

Sitting down is indeed required to read that chapter I'm afraid 😂

This is actually a really good analysis of what happened! OC is just extremely not aware of what goes on in Jungkook's head, and she also really doesn't understand the way he perceives her, which is why he often throws her off completely. Like here. I hope you'll enjoy the aftermath of this!!

So happy you enjoyed Nari!! She was a real joy to write.

Thank you so much for the ask! It has been so much fun reading about opinions about this chapter eheheh

[lordzuuko]

I'm sorry if this is too much but for the voltron family, keith had his first with shiro during their honeymoon. Did he cry? Did he bleed? Did he bottom or did he top?

This ask had been sitting in my inbox and I’m not sure if I should answer it, but here I am eating bacon for brunch and I’m like “why the hell not?”

Did Keith cry?

Yes. Yes, he did. But not because of what you think. He cried because Shiro was telling his stupid puns and his stupid jokes and. he. just. wouldn’t. stop. lmao It was obvious to him that his husband didn’t want him to feel nervous and scared, so the jokes happened. And it worked.

Did Keith bleed?

No. This was Keith’s first and Shiro would beat himself up if he made Keith bleed. He was prepared as he could be, Shiro made sure of that. And they did it slowly. Despite how excited Shiro was, nope, gotta do this nice and slow. They had all the time so no rush.

Did Keith bottom or did he top?

Both. However, he topped first during their honeymoon.

“You top,” Shiro said. “I’ll bottom.”

“Whoa. You sure? Have you ever bottomed?” Keith raised an eyebrow, a bit shock at Shiro’s proposed arrangement.

“Of course, not,” Shiro answered incredulously. “In case you forgot, you’re my first boyfriend and I have never laid eyes on any other man.”

“Wow,” Keith smiled. “What a way to make a man feel loved, Takashi.”

“Shut up,” Shiro laughed. “I’ve done research, okay? Let’s do it properly, I don’t want to break.”

Keith snorted so loud. “Well, I certainly wouldn’t want to break my husband on our first day now, would I?”

After their first one, they kinda just lied awake looking at the ceiling. Then it was Shiro who asked if Keith wanted to bottom next.

“You want to go for another round?” Keith asked, mortified. “Dude, we just—, can we rest?” Keith couldn’t help but laugh out loud. “I’m sorry, it’s not that I don’t want to. But that was my first, so I kinda need to let it all sink in.” 

In the end, Keith took a nap. A long nap and Shiro was endeared. When Keith woke up after a few hours, he sat up on the bed and turned to Shiro, “Okay, sunshine, let’s do this.”

When Shiro positioned on top of him, Keith smirked. “You know? As much as I loved looking down on you lying on the bed hours ago, this doesn’t seem too bad.” He pulled Shiro down by wrapping his arms around his neck for a kiss and then suddenly, he dozed off.

“Keith!” Shiro laughed, rolling his eyes. “You can’t just go back to sleep again! We haven’t even started yet!”

“God, quit yapping,” Keith blinked repeatedly to wake himself up. “I’m awake, I’m awake.”

Shiro just leaned down to capture his husband’s lips while giggling.

[red-lion-of-voltron]

meme thing! All of them! Cause I'm evil and you brought it up XD

Dude, I am so ready xDD

flower crown: when did you last sing to yourself?

If humming is counted, it was today in the car on the way to work. Actual singing was last weekend.

fairy lights: if a crystal ball could tell you the truth about anything, what would you want to know?

I’d want to know long I’d live. Most people find this scary but I honestly don’t.

daisies: what is the greatest accomplishment of your life?

Battling my mental illness.

1975: what is the first happy memory that comes to mind, recent or otherwise?

Watching the first Pokemon movie.

matte: if you knew that in one year you would die suddenly, would you change anything about the way you are now living?

No. I’m already anticipating death, whenever it’ll happen. 

black nail polish: do you have a bucket list? if so, what are the top three things?

Become a therapist/counsellor, go on holiday to Tokyo, ride a jet ski.

pantone: describe a person close to your life in detail.

My sister, @suddenlysombra. She’s my salt buddy, is doing a course in Games Design, an animal and nature lover, and totally rocks~

moodboard: do you feel you had a happy childhood?

No, it was quite a sad one.

stars: when did you last cry in front of another person?

I think it was my sister, during the Christmas season because of frustration + dissatisfaction.

plants: pick a person to stargaze with you and explain why you picked them.

The person who sent me this ask~! Because they’re a wonderful friend.

converse: would you ever have a deep conversation with a stranger and open up to them?

Depends on how our conversation starts off and progresses.

lace: when was your last 3am conversation with someone, and who were they to you?

My sister, a few months back. We salt a lot together about stuff.

handwriting: if you were about to die, and you could only say one more sentence to one person, what would you say and to whom?

I’m finding a way around this - I’d tell my sister that I’m leaving this world, hope to see her soon and to post on here and FB about my death so that other people also can be reached.

cactus: what is your opinion on brown eyes?

They’re meh. 

sunrise: pick a quote and describe what it means to you personally.

“If I find in myself desires which nothing in this world can satisfy, the only logical explanation is that I was made for another world.”― C.S. Lewis, Mere Christianity

This quote gives me hope because it speaks to my dissatisfaction with just how imperfect this world is. All the sadness and hatred and bad stuff is not meant to be this way, and I believe in the life after this one where things would actually go perfectly, i.e. Heaven/eternal life. I cannot express how much I cannot wait to go there, and really hope I will. 

oil paints: what would you title the autobiography of your life so far?

“The Rain Doesn’t End, Till The Mist Takes Me Away” 

overalls: what would you do with one billion dollars?

Give most of it away. 

combat boots: are you a very forgiving person? do you like being this way?

I find it difficult to be forgiving. I remember how people treat me and if it’s bad treatment, I replay scenes in my head a fair bit. I don’t quite like being this way but it’s just so hard to not hold any bad actions against the people behind them.

winged eyeliner: write a hundred word letter to your twelve year old self.

“Hey you. I’m Future You. Justwriting to say I’m so sorry pretty much everyone leaves. School sucks likenothing else, doesn’t it? I know you have no one you can consider a friend andnot just an acquaintance or peer, but you have plenty of friends in thefictional realm. All the Pokemon you are obsessed with are your friends. So isevery Disney character you’ve watched on a screen, and for that matter everysingle fictional character is your friend. You carry a piece of them insideyou. I’m your friend. And all of us are great company.” 

pastel: would you describe yourself as more punk or pastel?

Punk because I dislike coming across as “soft”

tattoos: how do you feel about tattoos and piercings? explain.

I’m indifferent towards both, but am perfectly fine with anyone who has them. 

piercings: do you wear a lot of makeup? why/why not?

Not a lot, because I feel it isn’t worth the time and effort.

bands: talk about a song/band/lyric that has affected your life in some way.

Red is a band that has helped me so much in processing my anger - their sound is raw and powerful yet beautiful, almost like a beauty out of chaos kind of thing. Lots of meaningful lyrics too.

messy bun: the world is listening. pick one sentence you would tell them.

“How many of you want to work 4 days a week, and have a 3-day weekend, instead of how it’s been for too long?”

cry baby: list the concerts you have been to and talk about how they make you feel.

To be honest there’s no concert I’ve been to that I enjoyed - it’s more that I was dragged along or was bored so I went for it. I don’t like the crowding and the noise levels and am happy just listening to the songs on my own. 

grunge: who in the world would you most like to receive a letter from and what would you want it to say?

Lmao, that would be Sebastian Stan, and I’d love him to say he’d love to meet in person sometime for a meal despite his crazy schedule, because he wants to get to know me better.

space: do you have a desk/workspace and how is it organised/not organised?

Yup. It’s not ridiculously organised but isn’t a tangled mess either.

white bed sheets: what is your night time routine?

I work on passion projects or watch a film/episode. There’s the occasional dinner outing or cinema trip. 

old books: what’s one thing you don’t want your parents to know?

They shall not get any grandkids from me. I don’t want to give them the satisfaction.

beaches: if you had to dye your hair how would you dye/style it and why?

Just some purple highlights, because it isn’t too drastic a change and would still look amazing.

eyes: pick five people to go on an excursion with you. who would you pick and where would you go/what would you do?

My siblings, @fragranceofroses, @vilcade and @ladyginoza xD I’d choose an amazing island spot in Thailand with sun and beaches, where we’d talk about memes and fandom and enjoy good food and each other’s company~!

11:11: name three wishes and why you wish for them.

1. More money so I can help more people without worrying about my own savings too much. 2. For Pokemon to be real, because the world would be far less boring and also happier. 3. For the sequels and additional seasons of my fave shows to exist (I’m eyeing you, Psycho Pass Season 3!!)

painting: what is the best halloween costume you have ever put together? if none, make one up.

(Making one up) Going as Greedling from FMA. With one arm partially covered in his ultimate shield. 

lightning: what’s the worst thing you’ve ever done while drunk or high?

Never been drunk or high before.

thunder: what’s one thing you would never do for one million dollars?

Kill someone lol.

storms: you can only listen to one song for the rest of your life, or only see one person for the rest of your life. which and why?

Whoa. I’d pick a song and at this point it’d be “Gojintai e Futatabi” from the Kimi No Na Wa soundtrack. 

love: have you ever fallen in love? describe what it feels like to realise you’re in love.

I’ve only had crushes and have not been in a relationship. I’m not sure this qualifies…? As for having a crush, it’s thrilling and exciting.

clouds: if you’re a boy, would you ever rock black nail polish? if you’re a girl, would you ever rock really really short hair?

I don’t think I’d rock short hair, so am aiming to keep it long forever. 

coffee: what’s your starbucks order, and who would you trust to order for you, if anyone?

Dark mocha frappucino. I’d trust most people to order it for me.

marble: what is the most important thing to you in your life right now?

That I’m not around my mum for most of each day because of my new job. Thank heavens.