#lmao this is a chara song indeed

[koizumicchi]

喰らえ！デブレバター!! Kurae! Deburebata!! Eng Translation

喰らえ！デブレバター!! Kurae! Deburebata!! Eat this! Fattening Butter!!

白骨マーサ（CV：松岡禎丞） Shirahone Maasa (Ritter Amethyst) CV: Yoshitsugu Matsuoka

エーデルシュタインSONGS～Die Verwandlung!~ Edelstein Songs ~Die Verwandlung!~ Album

どいつもこいつも太ればいいし　太りすぎて弾ければいい あ！独り言のつもりだったから　ついつい本音が出ちゃった

Doitsumo koitsu mo futoreba īshi futori sugite hikereba ī A! Hitorigoto no tsumori datta kara tsuitsui hon'ne ga dechatta

Everyone should just get fat, to the point they burst of fat Ah! I was talking to myself, but ooops, my real intent came out

(肉ー！肉ー！)肉肉たらしい　(デブー！デブー！)プニプニ！ (肉ー！肉ー！)み肉いみ肉い　贅肉に埋もれろよ！

(Niku ̄ ! Niku ̄ ! ) Niku nikutarashī (debū! Debū! ) Punipuni! (Niku ̄ ! Niku ̄ ! ) Minikui minikui zeiniku ni uzumorero yo!

(Meat! Meat!) Like plump meat (Fat! Fat!) All squishy! (Meat! Meat!) Ugly! Hideous! Hide that excessive fat! デブれデブれ豚になっちまえ 太れ太れ体重計壊すまで (豚ー！)脂肪と(野郎ー！)油と汗をマシマシ！ 喰らえ喰らえデブレバターを 横へ横へ拡大中　やがてお前の体脂肪率…1000%！ (デ！ブ！レ！)

Debure debure buta ni natchimae Futore futore taijū-kei kowasu made (buta ̄ ! ) Shibō to (yarō ̄ ! ) Abura to ase wo mashimashi! Kurae kurae deburebatā wo Yoko he yoko he kakudai-chū yagate omae no karada shibō-ritsu… 1000-pāsento! (De! Bu! Re! )

Fatten up, fatten up, be like a pig Gain weight, gain weight, until your weighing scale breaks (You!) Become plumper (Pigs!) with fat, oil, and sweat! Eat this fattening butter Expanding more laterally, before long your body fat percentage is…1000% (Fatten! Up!) あなたもあなたも痩せすぎだって　痩せすぎじゃすぐ倒れちゃうよ？ だから実は身体にだっていい　マーサスイーツあげちゃうよ

Anata mo anata mo yase sugi datte yase sugija sugu taore chau yo? Dakara jitsu wa karada ni datte ī māsasuītsu agechau yo

You. And you. Because you are all so thin, you fall down so easily That’s why for your body to get better, I give you my Maasa sweets (肉ー！肉ー！)肉肉たらしい　(デブー！デブー！)ぽよぽよ！ (肉ー！肉ー！)肉肉肉肉　肉四(にくし)みの塊め！

(Niku ̄ ! Niku ̄ ! ) Niku nikutarashī (Debū! Debū! ) Poyo poyo! (Niku ̄ ! Niku ̄ ! ) Niku niku niku niku niku shi (nikushi) mi no katamari-me!

(Meat! Meat!) Like plump meat (Fat! Fat!) (Meat! Meat!) You hateful fat lump!

豚れ豚れデブになっちまえ 肥えて肥えて豚も超えてしまうまで (豚ー！)甘みと(野郎ー！)うま味とヤバみ特盛り！ 浸かれ浸かれデブレバターに 底へ底へ沈んでけ　そしてお前はバターにさえ　撹拌されろ！

Butare butare debu ni natchimae Koete koete buta mo koete shimau made (buta ̄ ! ) Amami to (yarō ̄ ! ) umami to yabami tokumori! Tsukare tsukare deburebatā ni Soko he soko he shizundeke soshite omae wa batā ni sae kakuhan sarero!

Become a pig, become a pig, fatten up real good Until you��re all overweight and exceeds a pig (You!) Become extra large (Pigs!) with yabami, sweetness, and savoriness Seasoned with fattening butter You sink down to the bottom and be fried with butter!

(肉ー！肉ー！)肉肉たらしい　(デブー！デブー！)プニプニ！ (肉ー！肉ー！)み肉くみ肉く　世界を征服しろ！

(Niku ̄ ! Niku ̄ ! ) Niku nikutarashī (debū! Debū! ) Punipuni! (Niku ̄ ! Niku ̄ ! ) Minikuku minikuku sekai wo seifuku shiro!

(Meat! Meat!) Like plump meat (Fat! Fat!) All squishy! (Meat! Meat!) Conquer this unsightly world!

デブれデブれ豚になっちまえ 太れ太れ体重計壊すまで (豚ー！)脂肪と(野郎ー！)油と汗をマシマシ！ 喰らえ喰らえデブレバターを 横へ横へ拡大中　やがてお前の体脂肪率…豚%！(とんぱーせんと)

Debure debure buta ni natchimae Futore futore taijū-kei kowasu made (buta ̄ ! ) Shibō to (yarō ̄ ! ) Abura to ase wo mashimashi! Kurae kurae deburebatā wo Yoko he yoko he kakudai-chū yagate omae no karada shibō-ritsu… buta-pāsento! (ton pa ̄ sen to)

Fatten up, fatten up, be like a pig Gain weight, gain weight, until your weighing scale breaks (You!) Become plumper (Pigs!) with fat, oil, and sweat! Eat this fattening butter Expanding more laterally, before long your body fat percentage is…that of a pig! (100% pig) どいつもこいつも太ればいいし　太りすぎて弾ければいい …なんてこと絶対言ってません　かわいいかわいいマーサだもん 孫左衛門って呼ぶなよ！

Do itsumo koitsu mo futoreba īshi futori sugite hikereba ī… Nante koto zettai ittemasen kawaī kawaī māsa damon Magozaemon tte yobu na yo!

Everyone should just get fat, to the point they burst of fat …I absolutely haven’t said anything. I’m the charming cute Maasa Do not ever call me Magozaemon!

[lynxgriffin]

Straight Outta Monster Narnia

HEY HEY I WASN’T EXPECTING TO DO THIS EVER AGAIN BUT WE’RE BACK

I’M GONNA PLAY ME SOME DELTA RUNE HERE

THOUGHTS AS I GO! ARE UNDER THE CUT!

Here we GOOOOOOO~!

Survey Program! Nice! Ominous!

I am here yes!

Truly excellent dude

OH MAKING A VESSEL NOW what are we Xehanort

NEATO I can pick Chara or Frisk heads or others…

Let’s do someone new. This kinda longish hair head.

STRIPES FOR DAYS! Longish sleeves, methinks

The legs are almost all the same LMAO

This is so friggin creepy I l OVE IT

Favorite food is PAIN nah it’s soft

BLOOD TYPE D. D for DOGGO

You have been gifted with kindness, not-XionFrisk

Pain AND seizure. Kinda wonder what happens if you say no tho…

But I don’t want to start over so let’s go with yes

OH FRIGGIN BUUUUURNED BY THE GAME, HAHAHA

Hi Toriel, you’re looking nice!

That’s a lot of friggin trophies over there

Also Kris, you need some eyes

RELIGIOUS SKA

So we have overachieving perfect child and sad boring child, okay

Awww Gerson wrote a book! How neat

It’s only you…..FOR NOW!!!!

It just isn’t home without white fur stuck in the drain, is it

CHAIRIEL’S RETURN!!!!

Also there’s some weird graphical flicker going on when I move and I wonder if it’s not because I’m playing full screen here

“Spray For The Boys, Flamin’ Hot Pizza Flavor” Damn Toby I missed your incredible sense of humor

DOES TORIEL USE PET SHAMPOO please say yes

ASRIEL’S AT COLLEGE AND UNDYNE’S A POLICE MONSTER, PERFECT

PROFESSOR ALPHYS IMMA GET AN A+ IN ANIME CLASS

DAMN who do I pick as my partner

Like…I really want Temmie…but also Snowdrake…

Random snake is also very good…

Ahhh I see this is gonna be pre-determined

HAHAHAHA FUCKIN BURNED AGAIN BY THIS HORRIBLE BLUE DUCK

Thank you cool snake I love your origin story

Oh this reindeer girl is very cute

MOTHA. FOKKIN. SUSIE

I instantly love her, goodbye

Oh Alphys you’re so not good at putting anyone in trouble

I JUST REALIZED TEMMIE HAS HER EGG ON THE DESK

Susie are you eating chalk

Oh sheet I like Susie less now

GAH DAMN THIS ESCALATED QUICKLY

Susie, Kris doesn’t even HAVE a face

Haha totally cut off my answer there

Hmm. I sense…a theme here.

Wow this really is putting on the restrictive aspects here

Now that’s a spooky face

Oh it ain’t gonna be that simple, mean girls

Well, this sure seems like an underground! Also…Kris is green now, okay

Hi there creepy waving things!

To reiterate: this is soooo creepy AND I LOVE IT

Puzzles! We got puzzles again! CREEPY PUZZLES

Whelp, we found Susie, just kinda hiding out in a…dead dust bunny thingie

LOL so much for a party member following you around

Well this is a new and interesting take on the bullet hell mechanics

Such interesting and different architecture

THE KINGDOM OF DARKNESSSSS

Yes let’s take a sudden HARD SHIFT into Final Fantasy

THE QUEST OF THE DELTA KNIGHTS that was an MST3K ep you know

About like…Leonardo da Vinci actually. Except he was a whiny bitch

LMAO Susie just “nah destroying the world sounds neat”

JOKESTER SANS GLIDES IN A FLAMING TRICYCLE SURE WHY NOT

VERY DIFFERENT COMBAT SYSTEM

“Dunno how I got an ax but like, that’s cool”

CAN’T WAIT FOR THE REMIXES OF THIS BATTLE MUSIC OKAY

Dunno if there’s a pacifist version of this game but I stick to tradition so I’m gonna try it

RALSEI. I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

THE POWER OF FLUFFY BOYS SHINES WITHIN YOU it sure as hell does, game

The heckin heck Ralsei is so cute

Yup yup we gonna try pacifist this first time!

“If you’re reading this…I guess you’re dead.” Fair enough.

Gaster noises when trying to use the cell phone, hmmmm…

It’s an inverse papou fruit!

Susie just up and attacks this cake, all right

Battle is cool but it’s gonna take some getting used to, think I accidentally used both of my items

YOUR SENSE OF DIRECTION WON’T SAVE YOU NOW

“It’s like a dinner made out of three glasses of milk” Ralsei you’re SO CUTE

Now to see if TP stays leveled between battles…

“I thought you were running away.” / “Yeah, I finished.”

Fugdamn I want —pictures of Spiderman— remixes of this music ON MY DESK TODAY

FRIGHTENING FANFARE

Damn that puzzle still is tricky

Gah damn that was hilarious but also terrifying

We have the power of FLUFFY BOYS and MEAN GIRLS we are UNSTOPPABLE

Ohhh so that’s what the heart outline does!

Now that is a coooool cat and I like him already

Awww I don’t have enough money for the spooky sword

Susie just roastin’ everybody left and right

THEY GOT BARRY

These mechanics continue to be interesting and a bit more complex

“Damn, didn’t get to impale myself” I’m sure you’ll get your chance Susie

It’s really interesting how we’re basically group-battling to PREVENT the tank from beating the crap out of everyone

Oh now that light trick is weird

They keep throwing the usual chess and playing card guys at us and somehow I’m Suspicious

Is that a bucket. ARE Y’ALL HOMESTUCKING AT ME AGAIN

LMAO did Susie call us the Fuckboys or something

Oh, the Shit Squad, I guess!

THE POWER OF THE SHIT SQUAD SHINES WITHIN YOU HECK YESSSS

“I, Mr. Society, am far too intelligent to ever bow down to such a tyrant!” Hmmm.

Oh, it’s Sir Lion Plateface again

L E G S

THE BOSS JUST DRINKS A GALLON OF MILK THAT’S FINE

Well Ralsei got kinda junked there but WE DEFEATED SIR LION PLATEFACE

Cakes…are also my enemy…

Yeeeeah kinda saw that one coming

Susie I get the feeling you’re not going to enjoy being a bad guy either

Dang son I have no clue what’s going on anymore WE JUST HAD SOME SALSA IN A TREE STUMP

This jack’s got my number

That sure is a three-eyed three-headed cat thingamajig

Awww I like Clover

“All proceeds go to kicking your ass” CAN I USE THIS LINE IN REAL LIFE PLEASE

Hot damn we just squeaky hammered our broken cake into ULTIMATE CAKE

Why does a sweet little boy have a mustache indeed.

Create a machine to thrash your own ass, nice

It’s my beautiful death laser duck! Tops in GUN’S

Man Susie and Lancer are just having the time of their lives here

Finally, respect for pinecone-eaters!

Awww Susie, are you actually starting to worry about someone who respects your eating of chalk and pinecones

Oh thank goodness, got through that maze thing

Yes, finally, it’s our DUCK TANK LASER

Why does it say Tuna on it

“Your design sucked so we blew it up” This is like that one Berlin tour guide I had

GANGED UP ON THEM WITH KINDNESS, HA

Whelp, back to telling enemies that Susie will kick them in the shins I guess!

YES LANCER JOIN THE SHIT SQUAD

OMFG THAT FAAAAACE WHAT IS THAT FACE

Hey we’ve got a full Final Fantasy team now! Neat

STOOL FORME

I like how Lancer just sliiiiiides around outside the party instead of walking with

Hmmm well that friendship feeling didn’t last long

You done got locked in the dungeon

Yup sure did eat that jail moss two minutes in

HUH, we’re controlling Susie now

In which choices do not matter…

SUSIE’S FOKKIN PISSED

And we can’t control her actions…but why controlling the human soul?

A pair of eyes got arrested?! What IS the world coming to?!!

Oh dear, we found a bunch of kings in baby jail

Why are these filthy cages so happy-looking

Awwww Susie joined the party for realizes!

So, this about final boss point for this business?

Why are you guys just sitting on a pile of loot

And just who is this sassy lost child?

BAAHAHAHAAA

HECK YEAH WE GET TO FLIRT AGAIN

I am now BED INSPECTOR yes

Hello again fancy blue boy

“Can…can we see it” / “No.”

This sure is a jammin party with CLUB MUSIC OH HO HO HO

Awww he put his bicycle to bed

‘Welcome to my shop, you ungrateful worms” HELL YEAH

I do not wisheth to hear your MP3s! I would rather listen to the sweet song of Death!

Prepare for a battle with…WHATEVER THIS IS!!!!

JUST FUGGIN CHUCK RALSEI AT SIR LION PLATEFACE, I LIKE IT

Six dollars, for all of that?! Geez

WHELP this looks like final boss time…

Hiiiii there Lancer

Oh dang is gettin serious now

Oh woooow that’s…someone’s fetish right there

HOKAY that was tricky but! Having the defense abilities certainly helped with pacifism through that…

Despite ending this peacefully, I don’t think this scene is gonna end on a happy note…

W H E L P

DAYUM that face from Susie!!

Awwww poor Ralsei

We only have BAD-byes WUAH WUAH WUAAAH

DAWWW lil’ Asriel-lookin dude with glasses (and YES I see that anagram there)

LMAO Susie’s face

EPIC ROCK MUSIIIIIC

Also I’ve really been enjoying the color effects

Awww look at this epic adventure you two had in the closet

So basically we went to Monster Narnia, neat

Awww Susie likes Monster Narnia

Oh no we worried Toriel! THE WORST

LIBRARBY

YOU STUDY THOSE HOT DEMON COMICS FOR COLLEGE, TEMMIE

Hiiii Toby you busy makin’ something!

ALPHYS NO, YOU BETRAY MEW MEW KISSY CUTIE

OFFICE UNDYNE, DOn’T ARREST ME

I like reindeer girl’s rowdy hospitalized dad

PARTY ANIMAL TORIEL CONFIRMED

I like how there’s just a poster on the wall in this room that reads PAIN

The police tape simply reads NGGAAAAAHHHHH!

Good grief there’s SO MUCH STUFF TO EXPLORE HERE BUT I HAVE TO KEEP GOING

Snowdrakes don’t have arms, oh no!!!

“Does it hurt to be made of blood??” ….Yes. Yes it does.

HIIIIIIIII SANS

Woah woah woah WOAH WOAH SANS

Everyone is here! Even Ice Wolf!

Yes I’ll take a Double Ice Pizza you weirdos

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD IT’S BURGERPANTS

10 OUT OF 10 GAME NOW

HIS FACES!!!! “C H I C K S”

That was brilliant, Burgerpants, thank you for existing

Catty!!! Hey where’s Bratty!

Noooo you gotta be besties with Bratty!

Brother Doug…?

Oh no, Mettaton, come out and talk to us!

ASGORE, HELLO

OMG Asgore hugs

Soul flowers….???

Awwww got some flowers for Toriel

THE GAY GUARDS IN THEIR GAY FLANNEL, YAY

It’s so late but I can’t stop until I’ve talked to LITERALLY EVERYONE

Thaaaat’s politics! …Rarely.

Comes to church for the fruit juice, sounds about right

DOG GRAVE, NO

Let’s go into the woods…what could go wrong…

Why can’t I get into the creepy shed…

Well, I think I got everything, so let’s go home now…

ASRIEL MAINS YOSHI IN SMASH CONFIRMED

Awwww Toriel is not big on Asgore’s bouquet!

OKAY decided to go to sleep here.

…Well that didn’t work out great

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

UUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHAT??????????

WHAT????????????

WHAT?????????

HAHA I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THE FUK HAPPENED IN ALL OF THIS BUT UH. WHEN’S CHAPTER TWO??

THAT SURE WAS A HELL OF A THING

No really Toby please WHAAAAAAATTT

OKAY I HOPE I DIDN’T MISS ANYTHING IMPORTANT BYYYYEEEE